Cultivation Begins with Giving Away All My Wealth

During the Jiajing era, demons and monsters ran rampant, and Chen Fengshui was a con artist.

Driven into a ruined temple by a green ox demon, he saw the statue come to life.

“Want to survive? Give away everything you own.”

He spent all his money and stripped naked, earning himself the move “Wind, Rain, Thunder, and Lightning Annihilation.”

He enjoyed it for two seconds before being turned back into his original form. His adopted son was even refined into a golden pill and swallowed.

From then on, he embarked on an utterly absurd path of cultivation.

One-Eyed Curse: five coins per use, making the enemy shut one eye.

Grease Spell: priced by the square, one tael of silver per square.

Wedgie Spell: six coins every six seconds, giving the target the exquisite agony of underwear wedged between their cheeks.

Chen Fengshui finally got it: cultivation isn't about becoming an immortal, it's about going broke.

[Direct Disciple of the God of Spending] [Cultivating While in Debt] [Absurd Comedy]