Name: Me, a Menial, Cultivating into an Immortal Through Lies and Scams
Author: Dirt Clod ZM

Synopsis

No System, no transmigration! This book is absurd and hilarious!

Li Ergou, a shameless country boy, stumbles upon immortals fighting in the back hills. He avoids getting mixed up in the killing and settles for looting, scoring a space stone that can hold living creatures and a storage ring for free. From then on, he becomes hooked on cultivation.

A fortune-teller tricks him into going to the Yihong Brothel to sell himself as a servant. Instead, he meets a down-and-out immortal maiden and learns a basic qi cultivation method.

His cultivation is mediocre, but he's a master of trash talk, trickery, and scams. With no System and no cheats, he relies on his wits and a string of lucky accidents to get out of trouble. One romantic encounter after another and one ridiculous mishap after another follow him along the way.

Later, he's abducted by the Hehuan Sect and takes Elder Qing He of the herb garden as his master.

With his shameless tricks, he makes a name for himself in the cultivation world.

He blazes an absurd, hilarious, and utterly unconventional path to immortality!

Other names

With a Mouth Full of Filthy Banter, He Leaves the Immortal Sects Speechless满嘴骚话，怼得仙门没脾气Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

682Chapters

44.9kReads · 30 days

641.8kReads · all time

4.1kShelf adds, last 14 days

8.7Score

21 ch/weekPace

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