I Never Meant to Show Off, but This Scapegoat Role Is Just Too Perfect

Name: I Never Meant to Show Off, but This Scapegoat Role Is Just Too Perfect
Author: Braised Pig Trotters with Flower Beans

真没想人前显圣，奈何黑锅太给力

by Braised Pig Trotters with Flower Beans (花豆炖猪蹄)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 203k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
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Source: Fanqie

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On the Tianlan Continent, the Great Dao is merciless, and one’s aptitude determines life or death. Gou Fugui, who is deathly afraid of dying, arrives with a mysterious “Fortune-Making Rice Cooker” and transmigrates into the lowest-ranking kitchen helper at the Taixuan Sect. He only wants to spend his days boiling scraps of rusty metal and simmering failed pills, quietly lying low in pursuit of immortality. But who could have guessed that the broken cooker would forcibly drain his lifespan, and that every time it finished cooking, it would produce a dazzling rainbow light show, cheap, tacky sound effects, and a widespread clothes-exploding spectacle! One chaotic pot of stew not only produces an unparalleled divine weapon, but also drags in the lofty, aloof sword immortal and the Nascent Soul Ancestor in closed-door cultivation. Watching the mighty figures of the cultivation world tremble amid the spectacle and wildly imagine he must be some hidden powerhouse, Gou Fugui is panicking inside. On the outside, though, he sighs with inscrutable composure: “Honestly, I’m really just a cook…” To make up for the lifespan stolen by the cooker, a ridiculous legend begins: forced to put on a grand display before others, he wreaks havoc across the entire cultivation world.