Looking for Books That’ll Make Me Laugh Till My Stomach Hurts and Still Score a 9!! 求笑到肚子疼还是9分的书！！

1. 801 这 The Martial World Got Weird Because of Me 这个江湖因我而变得奇怪 What Kind of Trash Did I Write?写的什么垃圾Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted System: [100% chance of being caught barehanded when someone strikes with a blade] Protagonist: I have a sword that makes immortals kneel. System: [Cures all poisons. Condition: eat something foul.] Protagonist: Nine-Turn Resurrection Pill, with my secret blend of seasonings. At the northern border, an army of one hundred thousand barbarians invades. A swordsman climbs onto the city wall and swings his sword at the vast army. The hundred thousand soldiers kneel as if in awe of the gods. The 22.6kReads8.9Score1.7kShelves
2. 802 他 He Actually Stole My Wife 他竟偷走我的妻 King Revolver左轮王Marriage & Romance13k WordsCompleted He Actually Stole My Wife 1.4kReads—Score—Shelves
3. 803 鄙 I, for One, Specialize in Getting Myself Killed 鄙人独善作死 As Long as the Green Hills Remain苟得青山在Urban2.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to another world, he obtains a Hatred Absorption System. He has to absorb hatred to increase his combat power. Well, then, my apologies, everyone. Hey, sis over there! Have you eaten? If not, take this punch! 24.7kReads9.3Score2.5kShelves
4. 804 穿EN After Becoming the Wicked Fake Heiress, My Whole Family Can Read My Mind 穿成恶毒假千金后全家都能读我心 Fu Jiuyin浮九音Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + System + mind-reading + everyone’s darling + fake and real heiresses + entertainment industry + both leads are virgins. The print edition of I, Too, Chase the Light is now available on major shopping platforms. Search for it to buy a copy!] One day, Lu Xiaoxiao accidentally transmigrates into a book, becoming the fake heiress in a story where everyone dotes on the heroine, whose ending is tragic. Well, she’s already had a disastrous life, so she plays the wicked suppo 28.8kReads9.0Score5.3kShelves
5. 805 死EN After Dying a Hundred Thousand Times, I Bribed the River of Time and Space 死亡十万次，我直接买通时空长河 Natsume Says Nothing夏目不语Urban1.8M WordsCompleted [Future Setting] [One Female Lead or No Female Lead] The Shijing appeared, strange beings invaded, and the Chosen Ones charged with fighting them were on the brink of defeat. So the most determined among the Chosen Ones began searching for a way to save the world. “Ten years later, the basic body-tempering method appeared, and the first martial artists were born.” “A hundred years later, spiritual martial arts burst onto the scene, and the martial arts community officially took shape.” “A thousa 179kReads9.4Score27.2kShelves
6. 806 穿 Transmigrate to Turn a Poor Home into a Prosperous One 穿越之穷家富路 The Butterfly Doesn't Want To蝴蝶不愿意Ancient Romance602k WordsCompleted The unlucky Jian family transmigrates to ancient times after an ill-timed hiking trip. There is no good news, only bad news. The bad news includes, but isn't limited to, the fact that they've transmigrated to a place in the middle of a famine, they're so poor they can only dig up grass roots, not one person in the family has a golden finger, and, worst of all, they don't even have a place to stay. The first full meal they eat after transmigrating comes from begging alms from a monk. With a fate 3.7kReads9.0Score454Shelves

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   I love time-travel stories and humor. Coincidentally, 🦋's work perfectly embodies these qualities. I absolutely adore it! [Thumbs up]

7. 807 柳 Liu Ruyan's Bewitching Captive Love 柳如烟的蛊心囚爱 King Revolver左轮王Ancient Romance11k WordsCompleted Liu Ruyan’s Enchanted Captive Love 49Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 808 世 The World Became a Game, but Forgot to Generate the Players 世界游戏化，却忘了生成玩家 Red Bean Tea红豆茶Eastern Fantasy3.3M WordsOngoing The physical edition of Volume One will soon be available for preorder. Follow @0RedBeanTea0 for details. Everyone says that the Dao is waning, demons are growing stronger, and the Heavenly Tribulation is imminent, but Zhou Yuan disagrees. Undying, indestructible demons? Those are just monsters respawning in a game. Paradise realms and wondrous secret realms? Those are just game dungeons. Humankind sealing and suppressing demons? That just means not exiting the dungeon, preventing its monsters f 211.9kReads9.3Score18.9kShelves
9. 809 别 Come On, Surely the Whole Family Didn't Transmigrate 别闹，不会真有全家穿越这种事吧 The Butterfly Doesn't Want To蝴蝶不愿意Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted The Xia family had been looking forward to their self-driving trip along the eastern coast for ages. They never expected a typhoon to sweep all four of them back a thousand years. When they opened their eyes, the people were still the same four, but... the era was completely different! Come on! How can a whole family transmigrate together? Even worse, as soon as they arrived, they found themselves facing poor harvests and one disaster after another. Fleeing? No way. They were just following the 16.6kReads9.2Score2.1kShelves
10. 810 网 Online Game: I Maxed Out My Luck 网游之我把幸运点满了 A Fame-Seeking Nobody沽名钓誉之徒Sports1.7M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + wild imagination + gaming + ridiculous antics + passion + leveling up] Invincible from the start? No such thing. Being ridiculous from the start is the real deal. (This is a comedy about a total goofball. The first few chapters are setup, and there’s a lot of it, so bear with me.) Protagonist Jiang Feng: His thought process is anything but normal. He’s a complete goofball with painfully low intelligence, and he often does things no normal person could. Picked the wrong ID from the s 24.4kReads8.8Score1.8kShelves
11. 811 假 The Fake Heiress Lacks Virtue in Every Way, and She'll Really Spill the Tea 假千金五行缺德，有瓜她真敢爆啊 Big Big Big Malt大大大麦芽Modern Romance495k WordsCompleted [Completed] After Wen Xia finishes her quick transmigration missions, she learns that in her original world she was just a short-lived cannon-fodder character: a fake heiress in a wealthy family, a bit player in the entertainment industry, and a beautiful, weak, and foolish nobody among cannon fodder. Even her death was completely unoriginal. After reading the bare-bones plot, she says, “You all carry on. My corpse isn't feeling too good, so I'm leaving.” Her former future mother-in-law: “Here's 12kReads9.0Score1.7kShelves
12. 812 婚 She Ran After Her First Love at Our Wedding 婚礼上她追着白月光跑了 King Revolver左轮王8k WordsCompleted She ran after her first love at our wedding. 182Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 813 大EN A Freshman Internship, and You Go to Bureau 749 to Contain Monsters 大一实习，你跑去749收容怪物 Gaara's Sand我爱罗的沙Urban4.0M WordsOngoing [Decisive killing] [How could any monster be good?] [All monsters deserve to die] [Ruthless] During his sophomore summer vacation, Lu Ding had planned to use the time to take an internship and earn some living expenses. Who could have expected that the construction site where he interned would excavate a bleeding stone? The workers fled one after another, but Lu Ding charged in with a rotary hammer. After transmigrating to this world nearly twenty years ago, Lu Ding’s golden finger, the Monster 538.5kReads9.5Score43.9kShelves
14. 814 穿 I Transmigrated to the 1970s, and My Dad Became My Little Brother 穿越七零，我爸混成我小弟 The Butterfly Doesn't Want To蝴蝶不愿意Modern Romance659k WordsCompleted One stormy summer night, modern office worker Ye Qiutong is struck by lightning on her way home. She wakes up, blackened from the strike, as a crowd gathers around her, only to discover that she's transmigrated back to her hometown. There she meets her dad, Ye Baoqing, when he is just seven years old, and soon finds her mom, Song Wenjuan, his childhood sweetheart... But her grandparents on both sides in the 1970s are really, really poor... To make sure her parents have enough to eat and wear and 1.4kReads9.3Score188Shelves
15. 815 谍 Trail of Shadows: The Mastermind 谍影迷踪之幕后玩家 King Revolver左轮王14k WordsCompleted The Spy’s Trail: The Player Behind the Scenes 40Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 816 刑 Seriously?! You Mooched Off My Wi-Fi and Cut My Internet Cable 刑啊！蹭我wifi，还剪我网线 Drippy Ice Cream冰淇淋淋Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Stickler for Details] + [Law] + [Outlaw] + [Stacking Charges (Stacking Kills)] + [Zhang San] Chen Feng is a livestreamer. One day, he discovers someone stealing his Wi-Fi, so he changes the password. But to his surprise, the neighbor comes knocking and demands the password, claiming her child needs it for online classes. And if he refuses, she’ll cut his internet cable? How about destruction of private property, disturbing the peace, and trespassing? Your account got stolen by a hacker? How 4.3kReads9.3Score595Shelves

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    They're all great, especially the second one—you can tell just by looking at the ratings. These three books were the longest I read during summer vacation; they're all exceptionally good! [Drooling emojis] Recommendation rating: Five stars

17. 817 本 I’ve Transmigrated to a Famine Year. If You Need Me, Burn Some Paper Offerings 本人已穿荒年，有事记得烧纸 The Butterfly Doesn't Want To蝴蝶不愿意Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted Chen Dongyue transmigrated. The good news: She gained access to a strange pocket dimension. The catch was that the unreliable space only worked if her old friend You Sijia made daily “offerings” to it. The bad news: She had transmigrated into the body of a woman as burly as a mountain and as fierce as a tigress. Her family was poor, and on top of that, she had to deal with the “mess” her missing husband had left behind, as well as support her mother-in-law, brother-in-law, and sister-in-law. Luc 7.8kReads9.3Score831Shelves
18. 818 刁 The Feisty Yu Sansan 刁女于三三 The Bohemian of Tonglu桐庐骚客Ancient Romance590k WordsCompleted She’s climbed onto rooftops, smashed tiles, and raced horses through the bustling streets of the capital. Thick-skinned, uneducated, and unruly, this hellion makes everyone wary when she loses her temper. Beautiful but lacking substance, she leaves the heir to the marquis’s affections at a loss. A spirited girl and a refined man: their shameless displays of affection have everyone green with envy. This is the story of a willful girl from a fallen family and a secretly passionate man from a power 5.8kReads8.9Score616Shelves

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    It's pretty funny, it even made my stomach hurt.

19. 819 萌 The Little Pet Café 萌宠小馆 Watered-Down Baijiu from 198585年的老白干掺了水Modern Romance544k WordsCompleted In prison. Robber: You might not believe this, but I almost split apart! Yes, literally split apart! Thief: What a coincidence. Same here! And what kind of police dog is that fat? I almost got sat to death! Human trafficker: You think you’ve got it bad? A bunch of cats took over my hideout! Drug dealer A: Boohoo, I can’t show my face anymore. I got played by a cat and a dog~ Drug dealer B: See the halo over my head? Who could possibly have it worse than me?! I got jumped by a pack of rats, belie 3.1kReads9.5Score336Shelves

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    🍀"Oh my god! Dad! I can understand you now!" Excited, he tried to pounce on him. 🌳"No! Don't come any closer!" Gu Shiqing looked at the dog-like creature walking towards him in horror. 🐰"You don't love me anymore, I'm not your little darling anymore, Dad." The creature in front of him, dressed in a Doraemon skin, lowered its tail sadly, hid its ears, and had watery eyes, looking like it was about to cry.

20. 820 双 Twin Sins: I Expose My Brother's Conspiracy in the Morgue 双生孽：我在停尸房揭穿哥哥的阴谋 King Revolver左轮王10k WordsCompleted Twin Sins: I Expose My Brother's Conspiracy in the Morgue 20Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 821 公 Young Master, Let Me Rob You of Your Beauty 公子，劫个色 Yue Jiu玥九Ancient Romance378k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + medicine + romance + making a fortune + lighthearted comedy + absurdity] A woman who transmigrated, a poor young prince, a bunch of goofy guards, an emperor who thinks about tricking women out of their money every day, an imaginative eunuch, a dim-witted crown prince, a scheming scholar, a poker-faced maid with exceptional martial arts, and a woman who only wants to keep male lovers and never marry... This is the hilarious story of a group of people growing up together. An Nin 501Reads8.9Score100Shelves
22. 822 第 The Seventeenth Night 第十七夜 King Revolver左轮王Mystery11k WordsCompleted The Seventeenth Night 8Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 823 沙 A Hilarious Life in a Feel-Good Novel 沙雕的爽文人生 Bu Zhi Yun KK不知云KKModern Romance506k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate Into a Book, Beloved by All + Silly Comedy (If You Don’t Like Absurd Humor, Don’t Read)] As a child, Shi Cha was told by a fortune-teller that she would become a great eagle soaring through the skies. But somewhere along the way, she went astray and became the silliest bird in the Sahara Desert. On her thirtieth birthday, Shi Cha proudly joined the ranks of those who transmigrate into books. She became the white-lotus little sister of a feel-good novel’s heroine. Before Shi Cha tra 2.5kReads9.4Score329Shelves
24. 824 无 The Invincible Mountain Village Miracle Doctor 无敌山村神医 Stone Simmered Soup石头熬汤Urban2.9M WordsCompleted Feel-good medical fiction | Rags-to-riches comeback | Farming and fortune Xiang Yunfei, an orphan with an intellectual disability, had endured countless sneers. While helping a friend, he unexpectedly awakened a divine healer’s inheritance! One needle cures a hundred illnesses, one medicine brings the dead back to life! From then on, the village bully feared him, his neighbors respected him, and beautiful women fell for him! Put the worst troublemakers in their place, heal the sick and save live 7.8kReads8.9Score938Shelves
25. 825 痛 A Kiss of Pain: Healing Your Revenge with My Life 痛吻：用命治愈你的仇 King Revolver左轮王Modern Romance7k WordsCompleted A Kiss of Pain: Healing Your Vengeance with My Life 10Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 826 玄 A Metaphysics Expert Livestreams a Variety Show, and Her Fans Become Living Reaction Images 玄学大佬综艺直播粉丝吓成表情包 An Old Tale of the South Wind南风一故Modern Romance501k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted, absurd comedy with satisfying moments + Metaphysics + Livestreaming + Celebrity dating show + Devoted husband] This story is entirely fictional. If anything seems familiar, she must have copied it. Her master kicked the bucket and ran off, and Baiyun Temple burned to ashes. The destitute Su Su still has to find the Netherworld Emperor, whose underwear she stole and who she caused to fall into the Reincarnation Pool and be reborn as a human, so she can atone for her sins. She jo 600Reads9.1Score104Shelves
27. 827 不 An Imperfect Crime 不完美作案 King Revolver左轮王11k WordsCompleted An Imperfect Crime 5Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 828 娘 My Wife Is Actually a Female Demon Lord 娘子竟是女魔头 Toast Toast土司吐司Historical2.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating, Wang You found himself married on the spot. Not only did he become a county magistrate, he also got to marry a beautiful bride... But on their wedding night, he was poisoned and carried away. His wife's family are a band of local tyrants, every one of them a peerless martial artist. In a tiny county yamen, there are more than ten people scheming against one another. The maid who is always smiling can take down more than a dozen burly men. His wife practices martial arts eve 35.7kReads9.0Score3.5kShelves

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    It looks good, hehehe

29. 829 妹 After My Younger Sister Died, I Became His Wife 妹妹死后，我成了他的妻 King Revolver左轮王12k WordsCompleted After my younger sister died, I became his wife. 288Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 830 娱 Entertainment Showdown: Every Guest on Set Is an Ex-Girlfriend 娱乐修罗场，节目现场全是前女友 I'm Not zmy我不是zmyUrban1.0M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + hilarious + multiple heroines + no angst + no cheating + extra sweet + high-energy twists] Everyone’s laughing at you, but somehow you’re the funniest one of all! Li Lu, a washed-up top-tier star nobody remembers, is about to leave the entertainment industry when he unexpectedly gets invited onto the hottest celebrity dating show. All five female contestants turn out to be ex-girlfriends who dumped him. Lin Lin: “We broke up on good terms, but you didn’t miss me at all. You immed 38.5kReads9.0Score3.4kShelves

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    I've read a little bit of everything. I don't know about the later parts, but the beginning definitely meets your requirements.

31. 831 白 The White Lotus Plays the Pitiful Girl to Win Over Her Brothers and Conquer the World 白莲花靠扮可怜攻略哥哥称霸全球 Papaya Cream Pastry木瓜奶酥Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted The white-lotus spirit Su Lian’er dies, then wakes up inside a melodramatic CEO romance novel as the evil female supporting character. System: Use your white-lotus skills to win over the male lead and become the real heroine! But Su Lian’er discovers the System has a side quest too: win over five older brothers to gain special skills. Win over the eldest brother: Gain a mercenary’s combat skills! Win over the second brother: Dominate the business world and become a lucky tycoon! Win over the thi 11kReads9.3Score2.2kShelves
32. 832 荒 I Rule the Desert Island Variety Show, Top-Tier Star. You’re Strong as a Wild Boar 荒岛综艺我称王，顶流野猪你的强 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance296k WordsCompleted Jian Xun is a wild boar. Right now, she’s being forced to serve as a laborer in this world. With an alcoholic father, a mother who favors her son, a hard life, and a broken family. The little wild boar sneered: “You don’t know when you’ve got it good. You people are beyond saving!” To her son-obsessed adoptive mother, she smiled and suggested: “Why not just marry your son? You can be his wife and his mother. Everyone will praise you for managing the household!” To the arrogant male lead whose be 8.7kReads9.5Score1.5kShelves

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    It's primarily a variety show, with the female lead being a wild boar "spirit," a lighthearted and humorous show, and also features a male lead; it's a live stream from a deserted island.

33. 833 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 24.1kReads9.6Score3.5kShelves

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    Highly rated [Cool][Masterpiece by Sparrow] Hilarious! Guaranteed to be funny! A divine, heavenly masterpiece of comedy and stress relief!!! The kind that will wake you up laughing in the middle of the night, you won't be able to stop laughing, you'll be laughing non-stop. Packed with jokes!!! I suspect the author wants to make me laugh myself to death and inherit my Alipay credit card.

34. 834 武 Peerless in the Martial Way 武道独尊 Little Demon小妖Eastern Fantasy3.3M WordsCompleted On the Tianyuan Continent, the truly powerful can move mountains, overturn seas, and tread on stars and moons. Ye Ming is an ordinary nobody whose parents were murdered by members of his own clan, and whose entire cultivation was crippled! By a stroke of luck, he obtains a divine robe, takes a miraculous Foundation Establishment pill, and cultivates the Heaven-Connecting Scripture. With unwavering resolve and relentless courage, he shows no mercy to anyone who blocks his path to martial mastery! 1.2kReads7.9Score154Shelves
35. 835 我 After I Chose Divorce, My Wife Regretted It 我选择离婚后，老婆她悔疯了 King Revolver左轮王Marriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted After I Chose Divorce, My Wife Regretted It Too Late 290Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 836 百 The Confucian Sage Across the Ages 百代儒宗 A Tree Falls to Dust一木落尘Eastern Fantasy3.2M WordsCompleted [Confucian Cultivation]+ [No System]+ [A Very Cautious Protagonist]+ [Everyday Comedy] Also known as: My Senior Schoolmate Really Doesn’t Seem Like a Bookish Sort! Working hard? No way. Isn’t slacking off so much better? Standing out? No way. Isn’t lying flat wonderful? In a world overrun by demons and monsters, humanity built a wall and defended itself in a corner of the East Sea. Guan 3.9kReads8.4Score330Shelves
37. 837 被 After Being Struck Dead by Divine Lightning, the Empress Became a Sensation in Showbiz 被神雷劈死后，女帝在娱乐圈爆红了 A Lazy Fish一条懒鱼Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Rebirth + entertainment industry + idol competition + mystery-solving variety show + wilderness survival + dating show + research + lighthearted comedy + wish fulfillment] After being reborn on Earth, Ke Tianqing joined her best friend in signing up for an idol competition variety show, hoping to earn 5,000 yuan for appearing on the program and get eliminated in the first round. She never imagined her mischievous fans would pull out all the stops to keep her from clocking out! And so, her pat 4.7kReads9.2Score700Shelves
38. 838 练 Two and a Half Years of Training, but I’m Done Being an Idol and Embracing the Absurd 练习时长两年半，不当偶像搞抽象 I Ate the Unfamiliar One不熟我吃了Urban670k WordsCompleted “Zhang Chen! Get out here and give us some content! The meme section is running out of material!” Other stars had fans urging them to show up, but Zhang Chen was urged to show up by his haters. As Zhang Chen went further and further down the road of absurdity, his haters gradually realized something was wrong. “You're so absurd now, how are we supposed to hate on you?” Little by little, his haters realized they could no longer do without Zhang Chen. 4.4kReads8.1Score294Shelves
39. 839 孕 The Pregnant Wife Can’t Escape: Her Lover Spoils Her Rotten 孕妻难逃，便宜情人甜宠妻 King Revolver左轮王Modern Romance12k WordsCompleted Pregnant Wife on the Run: Her Convenient Lover Dotes on Her 131Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 840 开 Serving Poisonous Chicken Soup on Livestream from the Start, I Almost Made the Audience Die Laughing 开局直播毒鸡汤，差点笑死观众 Blending Into the Dust浑光同尘Urban2.3M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + Comedy + Everyday Life + “Healing” + Wild Card + Reclusive Oddball] Wang Shifeng transmigrated to a world where depression was rampant under relentless pressure. Naturally kind-hearted, he decided to heal this miserable world with his own optimism and humor. To a fan who was frustrated with life, he offered this heartfelt advice: “Hang in there. Once you're done suffering in this life, you can start suffering in the next!” To fans afraid of being crushed by the rat race, he eager 12.9kReads8.9Score827Shelves
41. 841 那 That Year, That Cicada, That Sword 那年那蝉那把剑 Mo Yu默煜Eastern Fantasy3.1M WordsCompleted Holding a cicada from summer doesn’t necessarily mean holding the whole summer in your hand. But grasp that sword, and you hold an entire world of martial arts. Wield a three-foot blade of gleaming steel. Dream of becoming a revered Sword God, if only for a day. Be an invincible Sword Immortal, if only for a moment. Sever the headmaster’s treasured pagoda and knock the emperor’s crown from his head. He laughs aloud: “Eight kings with zithers, lutes, harps, and pipes; four imps with grotesque fac 82.6kReads9.3Score8.2kShelves
42. 842 外 Is It Really So Strange for a Delivery Driver to Show Up at a Crime Scene? 外卖员出现在案发现场很合理吧？ Clear Summer Night夏夜晴朗Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [System + crime-solving mystery + one heroine] Food delivery driver Su He accidentally gets caught up in a murder case and binds to a God-Tier Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him a reward! With the System's help, his life starts taking some unexpected turns. “Hello, I need to report a murder. Mingjia Community, Building 1, Unit 2, Apartment 603. Someone's been killed... Yes, I'm safe right now... Two people are dead... The killer? Well, I locked him outside... I had nothing to do with 15.7kReads9.2Score1.7kShelves
43. 843 我 My System Is Super Awesome 我的系统超级无敌秀 I'll Eat Cabbage the Day After Tomorrow后天吃白菜Urban466k WordsOngoing [Urban] [System] [Absurd Comedy] [Hilarious] [Absolutely Unhinged] Do you know what “super flight” is? Could “Here comes the little flying stick!” really be a skill? And what on earth is “a flame that’s really hard to put out”? In this book, the protagonist’s skills don’t have to make sense, but they do have to be downright hellish! Come check it out and feel free to roast it. Thanks! 26Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Both books are hilarious

44. 844 凡EN The Mortal's Cultivation Journey: Ancestor of Talismans 凡人修仙之符祖 Tomatoes Dipped in Soybean Paste番茄蘸大酱Eastern Fantasy3.8M WordsOngoing [Mortal's journey, no System.] Xu Changshou, a young cowherd, is brought into the world of cultivation after saving an errand disciple of the Green Immortal Sect. He later awakens a bloodline jade talisman and obtains a legacy in the Dao of Talismans. Starting with the art of drawing talismans, he steps onto the path of cultivation, ascends to immortality, slays demons, attains eternal life, questions the heavens, creates the Great Dao of Talismans, and achieves the rank of Talisman Ancestor. 223.9kReads8.8Score16.8kShelves
45. 845 大 Great Ming: I Have a Brain Disorder, Yet You Still Want Me to Be Emperor 大明：我有脑疾，你还让我当皇帝 Let's Finish This Bottle of Lao Gan Ma干了这瓶老干妈Historical1.1M WordsOngoing Zhu Su was an overworked wage slave from the 22nd century. After falling asleep, he transmigrates and becomes Zhu Su, the Ming dynasty's fifth prince. At eight years old, he risks his life to save Empress Ma and the crown prince. That same year, the imperial physician diagnoses him with a brain disorder. Now the empress and crown prince owe him their lives, and he even has an official “medical certificate” from the imperial physician. Zhu Su charges headlong down the path of pretending to have a 9.8kReads9.1Score663Shelves

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    These books are all hilarious; there's simply not enough to keep you entertained!

46. 846 巅 Peak Evolution 巅峰进化 I'll Eat Cabbage the Day After Tomorrow后天吃白菜Sci-Fi & Apocalypse3.0M WordsCompleted Peak Evolution, also known as Madcap Evolution and Come On, Hit Me If You Dare. Some people say they never hold grudges, because they get even the moment someone wrongs them. Chen Biao can only laugh at people like that. He never holds grudges either, because he makes sure other people hold grudges against him! What, you’re unhappy about being bullied? Then come and get your revenge! 475Reads6.1Score—Shelves
47. 847 宝 Pagoda Immortal Fate 宝塔仙缘 Xiao Bu Yu箫不语Eastern Fantasy5.1M WordsCompleted [Mortal cultivation, no System, pocket dimension, medicinal garden, immortal pets] Even an ordinary person can encounter great opportunities. A country boy carrying the Three Treasures Glazed Pagoda is captured by an evil cultivator and forced to serve as a test subject. But a misfortune turns into a blessing, setting him on a bizarre and arduous path to immortality. From then on, he uses the pagoda to grow spirit herbs, raise immortal beasts, refine pills, craft talismans, and cultivate forbidd 125.9kReads9.2Score14.5kShelves
48. 848 我 I'm a Decent Guy, So Why Are All My Skills So Cursed? 我一个正经人，怎么全是阴间技能 Panda Bamboo Guest熊猫竹客Urban350k WordsCompleted [Spiritual qi revival + laid-back schemer + humorous and funny + invincible + universal class advancement] A hundred years ago, the world underwent a cataclysmic transformation. Online games descended into reality, and strange beasts and supernatural entities ran rampant. Mu Bai transmigrated from the start and awakened a god-tier skill System. From then on, his skills began to grow absurdly overpowered. [Friend Out of Nowhere]: Silently repeat, “I have a friend,” and randomly summon a creature —Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 849 高EN High Martial Arts: I Know a Billion Little Bits of Every Martial Art 高武：所有武学我都会亿点点 Demon's Path魔行Urban2.8M WordsCompleted [The farther you read, the better it gets, with no filler at all] [Steady updates, guaranteed quality] Origin energy resurges, and eighteen-year-old Xiao Fan leaves a third-tier city. By a twist of fate, he enters the Supergod Class, where all of humanity’s strongest geniuses gather. Having always kept his head down and quietly built up his strength, he decides, under the inspiration of generations of fallen heroes, to burst onto the scene and astonish the world. In the border war zone, he makes 76.8kReads9.0Score8.6kShelves
50. 850 我 I Really Do Have a Soft-Rice-Eating King System 我真有一个软饭王系统 Song Xiangbai宋象白Urban2.0M WordsCompleted “Over 99 percent of the Host’s cells are dormant. You meet the basic requirements for living off others. Bind the system?” “Yes, yes! Bind it, right away!” Warning: To successfully live off others, you must first learn self-discipline!!! Warning: It’s a soft life, but you’ll still have to work hard. If you don’t like workaholics, don’t open this. Warning: The protagonist will live off lots of people (and animals). If that bothers you, don’t click. 110.3kReads9.3Score10kShelves

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