Seriously?! You Mooched Off My Wi-Fi and Cut My Internet Cable
刑啊！蹭我wifi，还剪我网线
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- Urban High-Concept
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- 1y ago
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- I'm a No-Nonsense Streamer, and My Mejai's Soulstealer Took the Internet by Storm我较真主播，叠杀人书火爆全网Alternate title on Fanqie
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Q: From what perspective does this article tell a story? What personality traits of the protagonist are revealed? A: This story uses a third-person perspective to depict the protagonist's career in apprehending criminals. The plot is full of twists and turns, making it a satisfying read that leaves the reader feeling exhilarated.
So far, I haven't seen a female lead yet. I hope it's a lighthearted, no-romance story. The writing is excellent, with many refreshing moments. Anyway, it's one of the two best lighthearted stories I've read. 👍
The author's plot is novel, the content is well-organized, and the story is full of twists and turns, which attracts readers' interest. The author could also include some of their own opinions, since official commentary is the most effective way to generate discussion among readers.
Keep it up, author! This book is truly fantastic. Keep it up, it has the potential to reach 9.7! Could you please update a little more each day? I can't get enough! 🤔 Keep it up, author! 👍👍
It's so beautiful, why isn't it rated? I'm giving it five stars! 😏😏 It's been several minutes and there's still no update. Even the donkeys in the production team don't get this much rest!
So far, I'm quite satisfied. The main characters are well-defined, and the comments from netizens are very interesting. If the current trend continues, it will be excellent. I hope there won't be a female lead, because this type of novel loses its appeal with one. Ideally, there shouldn't be any ambiguous relationships or harem elements; trouble is just a burden. After all, women only hinder the protagonist's ability to draw his sword. And, as always, a wise person doesn't fall in love.
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The plot has some originality, which is quite good compared to other copycat novels, and it's worth reading.
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