Looking for Books That’ll Make Me Laugh Till My Stomach Hurts and Still Score a 9!! 求笑到肚子疼还是9分的书！！

1. 901 现 Modern Immortality: Starting with the Eight-Section Vajra Arts 现代长生：从八部金刚功法开始 A Brilliant Shade of Red五彩斑斓的红Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Traditional martial arts + longevity + no female lead + daily life + lighthearted + secluded living] After working himself to death in his previous life, Lin Qing is reborn and angrily quits his job, returning to his hometown to slack off. He awakens a status panel that lets him add points to and upgrade every attribute. In literature, Taiji brings peace to the world. Yin and yang complement each other, emerging from the formless, and four ounces can deflect a thousand pounds. [Taijiquan reache 20.7kReads9.1Score1.6kShelves
2. 902 没 I’m So Insecure, I Raise a Demon King in the Starter Village 没有安全感的我在新手村养魔王 Crossing the Tribulation渡子厄Sports2.1M WordsCompleted [A gentleman's novel] [Artificially sweet romance] [Everyday life] [Lighthearted and funny] Chen Long is reborn in the world of The Light of the End, inhabiting Leon, a newbie village mini-boss who's supposed to be killed by the hero from the start. Leon: I'm not feeling safe. First things first, I'm taking the Demon King home... 13.4kReads9.1Score1.6kShelves
3. 903 技 I Just Have Lots of Skills, So Why Does Everyone Call Me a God? 技能多而已，为什么都说我是神？ Captain of the Trapping Camp陷阵营营长Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Comedy + Spiritual qi revival + One heroine + Passionate action + Nearly invincible protagonist + Unconventional ideas + Plundering the gods] Synopsis One: After transmigrating, Xin Yuan awakens the Hand of Replication, which lets him copy and enhance other people’s abilities. But his luck is so bad that he only manages to copy a low-level ability. Then, to his surprise, a young female examiner at his test turns out to be a top powerhouse with an SSS-rank talent! [SSS-rank talent, Ice Age, succ 39.7kReads9.2Score3.8kShelves
4. 904 唱 I Sang the Campus Belle to Tears: You Call This a Healing Singer? 唱哭校花：你管这叫治愈歌手？ Starry Night Breeze Sleep星晚风眠Urban332k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + one heroine + showbiz + effortless wins + sweet romance] Lu Wei keeps dreaming of his wife, who gave her life for him in a past life! After obtaining an entertainment System, he finds his wife, and the couple become two top-tier stars! He sets out on a path of healing, or rather, ridiculous comedy! At a concert, Lu Wei's performance of “Boundless Oceans, Vast Skies” moves every audience member! In a variety show contest, “Twin Nunchucks” and “Blue and White Porcelain” showcase t 1.3kReads9.2Score126Shelves
5. 905 重 Reborn: From the Start, I Shorted Crude Oil and Reaped Wall Street 重生：开局做空原油，收割华尔街 Variable-Frequency Northwest Wind变频的西北风Urban685k WordsCompleted [Wits and strategy + ambitious antihero + ruthless decisiveness + takes off after five chapters] (The original title is Reborn in 1980: Treasure Hunting in Hong Kong. The other titles are promotional names.) In 1980, Lin Xiaohu heard that Hong Kong was paved with gold, so he crossed the Pearl River to hunt for treasure! Starting out as a street thug, Lin Xiaohu climbs the ranks step by step and builds Hong Kong’s largest transnational crime syndicate. But then he discovers that the woman he trus 4.1kReads8.8Score198Shelves

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   You'll regret it after reading this; once you've read a good book, you'll become picky.

6. 906 玩 Player Summons: I Am the Calamity 玩家召唤：朕即是天灾 I'm the Emperor of Luck我是欧皇Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted (An Emperor Summons Players + Fourth Calamity! Hilarious! Invincible Power Fantasy!) Qin Han, a game designer from Earth, transmigrated! He became the emperor of the Great Han Dynasty! A concubine lay on his dragon bed, a huge rebel army was massed outside the city, and the System was urging him to summon players... What was he supposed to do in this situation? Obviously, summon players, wipe out the rebels, then put his arm around the concubine and watch the players conquer the world for him! A 6.5kReads9.0Score581Shelves

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   Synopsis: The author's imagination in the first book is like a black hole; you'll be laughing non-stop throughout the entire book.

7. 907 死 After Death, My Wife Preserved My Corpse, and I Evolved from a Zombie 死后被妻子养尸，我从僵尸进化 The Classic of Mountains and Seas Courier山海经搬运工Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted [Zombies + Corpse-Raising + Corpse-Driving + Body Retrieval + Folk Customs + Romance + Ancient Mythology + Classic of Mountains and Seas] (Volumes 1–7: After I died, my wife raised my corpse, transforming me from a zombie into the Ancestral Corpse.) (Volume 8: After my wife died, I raised her corpse, transforming her from a zombie into a female drought demon.) In my previous life, my wife was the Yellow Emperor's daughter. She died after being sacrificed to the gods, and I raised her corpse unti 31.7kReads9.1Score3.3kShelves

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   [Already recommended] Zhao Jiuting, who died mysteriously on his wedding night, was given "reverse immortality" by his wife Su Qingli using the Maoshan corpse-raising technique, thus beginning his heaven-defying evolution from a zombie to an ancestral corpse. His wife is both a corpse raiser and the strongest cheat code, concocting spiritual liquids to help him transform, selecting ancient tombs as his "mansion," and even taking the initiative to propose consummating their marriage when he transformed into a drought demon.

8. 908 被 After I Was Stripped of My Status, They All Want Me to Live Off Them 被废后，她们都想让我吃软饭 A Little Like Eas, But Not Much有点易斯但不多Eastern Fantasy2.2M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + System + absurd humor + comedy + subverting expectations + slice of life + romantic rivalries + relying on women] Ye Luo dies suddenly and transmigrates to a cultivation world. He may have no cultivation, but at least he’s landed in a pretty good situation. His dazed, gentle master’s wife; a top sect’s favored prodigy, who’s a bit of a pushover… His strange master, who’s the young lord of a sect but prettier than a woman… His aloof martial uncle, a killer in profile, with every f 11.5kReads8.2Score1.2kShelves

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   For books of the same type, I highly recommend the first one, and the second one, those with maxed-out poison resistance and hook stones, can give it a try. I think the viewer data for these two books should be swapped to make sense; I don't understand [smirk].

9. 909 晚 Dumped by My Wife in My Twilight Years, I Finally Get a System 晚年被老婆分手，系统终于来了 Pen Name, Whatever笔名随便咯Eastern Fantasy982k WordsCompleted [Multiple heroines + System + invincible background] After transmigrating to the Longxuan Continent more than 900 years ago, Diao Changju is nearing the end of his life. Then his childhood sweetheart, Liu Liyan, suddenly breaks up with him. Only after being dumped does the System finally arrive. From then on, he wins over women of great fortune and lives a carefree, easygoing life. 7.1kReads8.1Score816Shelves
10. 910 笨 The Foolish Bird's Path to Immortality 笨鸟修仙 Flowers in the Mirror, Moon in the Water镜中有花水中有月Eastern Fantasy4.9M WordsCompleted He made a wish before the Buddha, hoping to be twenty years younger, and it came true. He transmigrated into the body of a young man who had cultivated immortality, practiced martial arts, studied at an academy, and shaved his head for ordination, only to die after taking a single pill. It wasn’t that he couldn’t make it; he was always just a little short. Other people transmigrate to enjoy the good life, but he gets nothing but hardship. 14.2kReads8.7Score1.7kShelves

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    This book is so funny, it's unbelievable that no one recommends it.

11. 911 坟 I Set a Stool by the Grave and Overheard the Wrong Gossip, Then Slapped Him Across the Face 坟前摆凳吃错瓜，反手给他一嘴巴 Luo Xiaoyao骆小妖Modern Romance1.5M WordsOngoing [No Romance + Metaphysics + Supernatural + Satisfying Revenge + Lighthearted + Playing the Fool to Catch the Enemy Off Guard] Jiang Nanshu, the only child at Changqing Temple, went down the mountain to earn a living after the college entrance exams. Penniless, she discovered that a funeral home was hiring night watchmen for 800 yuan a night. The only requirement was an exceptionally strong birth chart. Jiang Nanshu eagerly raised her hand. “Me, me, me!” Even if a corpse rose in the middle of 20.7kReads9.3Score2.2kShelves

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    I laughed so hard! 😂 This novel is so good, I laughed so hard I was spinning 360 degrees in the middle of the night. Anyone with a high threshold for laughter should definitely check it out and give it a try! 👍 Just how high is your threshold for laughter? I strongly suggest you don't read this while eating! 😻😻😻

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