Looking for Books That’ll Make Me Laugh Till My Stomach Hurts and Still Score a 9!! 求笑到肚子疼还是9分的书!!
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Transmigrated as a Background Character, I Beat Up the Hero and Villain 穿越路人甲,爆打主角和反派
[Funny + absurd + academy + schemer + fiery + everyday life + underhanded + not an invincible-protagonist story] Reporter: “Excuse me, passerby, are you happy?” Passerby A: “I guess I'm about to be. My spirit pet is a schemer, my buddies are schemers, everyone around me is a schemer, and I'm a schemer too. Every morning, I open my eyes and get mad half to death. I'm definitely about to be!” Reporter: “Uh... are you blessed?” Passerby A: “My surname isn't Fu. It's Jiang. Jiang Li. Li, as in Li Sa
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Junior Brother, Don’t Cultivate Immortality Like That 师弟,别这么修仙
By a stroke of fate, Lu Changsheng is brought into a sect and becomes the junior disciple of Qingyun Peak. Having seen how brutal the path of cultivation can be, he decides to keep a low profile and hide his true abilities. While his senior brothers cultivate, he sleeps. While his fellow disciples take part in trials, he slacks off. Under countless watchful eyes, he does the same thing day after day for ten years, never wavering in his commitment to being a quiet schemer. Until one day, everyone
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I Only Wanted to Lose Money, but Became a Super Boss 只想亏钱,却成了超级好老板
[One heroine] [An anti-business-trope novel] After losing his job, Lin Fan unexpectedly acquired the Supreme Cashback System. Whenever he invested in a business and it lost money, the System would reimburse him in full. To lose money, Lin Fan started giving his employees all kinds of raises and generous benefits. As a result, he became the beloved boss of the nation in his employees’ eyes. To lose money, Lin Fan began investing in all sorts of unprofitable industries. But he never expected that,
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I Donated Spirit Stones Worth a Hundred Million Times Their Value to the Sect, Terrifying the Empress and My Master 上交亿倍灵石入宗,吓坏女帝师尊
Ye Feng transmigrates to the Xuantian Continent, activates the Invincible Spendthrift System, and embarks on an unstoppable path of lavish spending. The head of the Xinghun Sect, Luo Qianxue: “I’m a holy maiden from the Upper Realm. After being ambushed, I was reborn in the lower realm, on the Xuantian Continent. All I want is to cultivate in peace, overcome my tribulation, and return to the Upper Realm as soon as possible. Ye Feng, can you stop squandering our resources? I don’t even want to de
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Sign-In to Sainthood: I Discover My Wife Is Actually a Demoness Empress 签到成圣:发现老婆竟是魔道女帝
[Invincible]+ [Sign-In]+ [Empress]+ [Swordsmanship]+ [One Female Lead] Xia Xin transmigrates to a world of cultivation. During an expedition to ancient ruins, he falls for a woman, shares an intimate night with her, and marries her. Only after leaving the ruins does he learn that his wife is a member of the demonic path and keeps company with demonic enchantresses. His sect punishes him by sending him to the Cliff of Reflection to meditate on his mistakes. There, he awakens a sign-in System. Sig
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Power Over the World, Sword in Hand Beneath the Heavens 权倾天下,剑挽天华
Also known as: I Pay, You Risk Your Life, and We Both Go Crazy; The Ultimate Scapegoat; Power Over All, Sword to the Heavens Someone has set a trap to make everyone turn against me. "It's fine. I have a System..." Luo Yinyou comforted herself. "Even if the System is a total troll!" The world order had changed drastically, and the flow of destiny had been redistributed. Countless geniuses emerged, but the most dazzling of them all was the young lord Ye Ci of Dragon Island, hailed as the greatest
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After Getting Rich, the Heiress Took on the Entire Entertainment Industry 暴富之后,大小姐怼遍了全娱乐圈
[Rebirth + Silly Comedy + A New Kind of Scumbag-Taking-Down + Tons of Systems + There Really Is Only One Variety Show in the Whole Story] After being caught in a storm of scandals, losing her fiancé to another woman, and dying miserably, Fan Er learns that she's the one and only granddaughter the richest man lost years ago, and the original female lead of this world. Reborn, Fan Er first returns to her family and reclaims her heritage. What do revenge and face-slapping the terrible couple matter
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The Farmhouse's Beloved Little Darling: The System Has Crashed Again Today 农家小团宠:系统今天又崩溃了
[Absurd Comedy + Farming + Beloved by All and Rising to the Top + No Romance + No Goody-Two-Shoes] Two new chapters every morning at 6 a.m. Qiao Shiyi died. Then she came back to life. When she opened her eyes again, she had become the daughter of the Qiao family in Linxi Village, Daguan Mountain. The world was in chaos, her family was dirt poor, and every day they could only survive on a watery bean porridge. Then one day, she awakened the Farming and Fortune-Building System. The Farming an
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The Gossip-Lover Wants to Stay Anonymous 吃瓜群众不想拥有姓名
Transmigrating into books is all the rage these days, and Zhu Yaya decided to get in on the trend. She transmigrated into the recent hit masterpiece, The Overbearing Him, Pure Love, along with a freshly launched, third-rate System. Transmigrating into a book was one thing, but she became a nobody with no screen time, just there to watch the drama unfold!! System: Your next task is to watch the drama. Zhu Yaya was secretly delighted. How hard could that be? So she started tailing the male and fem
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After Guarding the World for a Million Years, My Disciples Beat Everyone 镇守百万年,我的徒弟吊打诸天
[Traditional fantasy, no System, one female lead! Hilarious + Absolutely exhilarating] Important: [Both leads are men. There’s no master-disciple romance] His master, Bai Fengliu, is known as the Sword Lord of Jingzhe, a man so powerful that all the heavens tremble before him. He commands life and death and defies the cycle of reincarnation. His disciple, Xiao Ke, possesses the world’s strongest skill: Summon Master. So you’re an Emperor? So your cultivation reaches the heavens? Sorry, but all i
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Turned into a White-Haired Little Girl, I Beg the Campus Beauty to Spare Me from the Start 变成白毛萝莉,开局跪求校花放过
[Affectionate cuddles] [One-on-one romance] [Campus] [Lighthearted] [Funny] [Everyday life] After being reborn, Gu Nian bound herself to a System and turned into an unbelievably kawaii girl. Most importantly, Gu Nian was lying in the garden of the campus beauty Lin Ruoxi’s villa... [Ding! Congratulations, Host! You’ve received a beginner’s gift pack: maid outfit... white stockings... little leather shoes...] Gu Nian: “System, go wash yourself!” [Host, please look down...] Gu Nian: “Huh???” Gu Ni
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The Strongest Person in the World Is Actually a Little Girl?! 世上最强的人,居然是个萝莉?!
[Gender Swap] [Eerie Revival] [Wild Imagination] [System] [Not an Invincible Protagonist Novel] (Original title: The Strongest Person in the World Is Actually a Little Girl?!) The biggest unsolved mystery on Blue Star in the 21st century: What exactly is hidden beneath the skirt of Luo Keke, the God-Slaying Princess, that has made all the heroes in the world bow before her? Luo Keke: I’m so weak, how could I possibly hide strange things like daggers, grenades, guns, and holy swords beneath my sk
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So What If I Turned into a Cute Girl! 变成小仙女什么的没关系啦!
[Everyday Life] [Lighthearted] [One-on-One Romance] [No Harem] [Comedy] [Campus] Waking up as a girl, Ye Miaomiao calmly said, “Relax, relax. This has to be a dream!” [The synopsis is beyond my abilities] [The synopsis is beyond my abilities] [The synopsis is beyond my abilities]
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She Goes Crazy, He Has Her Back: No One Dares Cross Them on the Dating Show 她发疯,他兜底,恋综谁都惹不起
[1v1, ultra-sweet + hilarious + showbiz + transmigrate into a book + face-slapping] [Hilarious sweetie celebrity vs. all-around movie star who plays the pig to eat the tiger] Right after transmigrating into a book, Shi Er'er is ordered by a scumbag to pole dance on a livestream watched by a million people. Shi Er'er yanks the pole out of the ground and performs a whole staff routine, then knocks the scumbag out with two hard blows. The comments go wild: "That's badass!!!" When the scumbag tries
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Reborn, I Talk My Childhood Sweetheart into Things at Kindergarten 重生后,我在幼儿园忽悠青梅竹马
When Lu Ping’an woke up, he had returned to the year 2000, emerging from his mother’s womb. This time, he would hold on tight to everything he had regretted losing with his childhood friend, Fang Xiaoyu. “Lu Ping’an, don’t die!” “I just have chickenpox. I’m not going to die.” “If you’re not dying, why won’t you open the door?” “Because chickenpox is contagious, and I don’t want you to get sick.” “Xiaoyu isn’t afraid of getting sick. Let Xiaoyu come in and see you!” “No. You’ll catch it.” “Waaah!
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The Half-Demon Young Master of My Family Never Plays by the Rules 我家半妖少主从来不讲武德
[Absurd comedy] [Single heroine] [Passionate] [Coming of age] [Family] [No System, no brainless plot] [The protagonist’s personality changes gradually; don’t read if that’s not for you] A young man from Huaxia, with a pair of swords in hand. One sword severs souls! One sword smites evil! He’s a little unscrupulous, but not too much! With the body of a half-demon, he cuts through every obstacle. And becomes an unrivaled demon king! But... You’re a demon king, for crying out loud. Can’t you do any
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Modern Immortality: Starting with the Eight-Section Vajra Arts 现代长生:从八部金刚功法开始
[Traditional martial arts + longevity + no female lead + daily life + lighthearted + secluded living] After working himself to death in his previous life, Lin Qing is reborn and angrily quits his job, returning to his hometown to slack off. He awakens a status panel that lets him add points to and upgrade every attribute. In literature, Taiji brings peace to the world. Yin and yang complement each other, emerging from the formless, and four ounces can deflect a thousand pounds. [Taijiquan reache
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Who Said You Could Really Cultivate Immortality? 谁让你真修仙了?
[Lighthearted] [Invincible protagonist] [Comedy] Qin Luo transmigrates to a cultivation world overrun by monsters and demons. To protect himself, he goes to the Longhu Temple to study under a master, only to discover that his teacher is a fake Taoist who makes a living by swindling people. In the first year, his master tells Qin Luo to meditate and cultivate. He gazes within himself and integrates the foundation of the Great Dao. In the second year, his master tells Qin Luo to scrimp and save. H
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I’m So Insecure, I Raise a Demon King in the Starter Village 没有安全感的我在新手村养魔王
[A gentleman's novel] [Artificially sweet romance] [Everyday life] [Lighthearted and funny] Chen Long is reborn in the world of The Light of the End, inhabiting Leon, a newbie village mini-boss who's supposed to be killed by the hero from the start. Leon: I'm not feeling safe. First things first, I'm taking the Demon King home...
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I Just Have Lots of Skills, So Why Does Everyone Call Me a God? 技能多而已,为什么都说我是神?
[Comedy + Spiritual qi revival + One heroine + Passionate action + Nearly invincible protagonist + Unconventional ideas + Plundering the gods] Synopsis One: After transmigrating, Xin Yuan awakens the Hand of Replication, which lets him copy and enhance other people’s abilities. But his luck is so bad that he only manages to copy a low-level ability. Then, to his surprise, a young female examiner at his test turns out to be a top powerhouse with an SSS-rank talent! [SSS-rank talent, Ice Age, succ
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I Sang the Campus Belle to Tears: You Call This a Healing Singer? 唱哭校花:你管这叫治愈歌手?
[Absurd comedy + one heroine + showbiz + effortless wins + sweet romance] Lu Wei keeps dreaming of his wife, who gave her life for him in a past life! After obtaining an entertainment System, he finds his wife, and the couple become two top-tier stars! He sets out on a path of healing, or rather, ridiculous comedy! At a concert, Lu Wei's performance of “Boundless Oceans, Vast Skies” moves every audience member! In a variety show contest, “Twin Nunchucks” and “Blue and White Porcelain” showcase t
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Reborn: From the Start, I Shorted Crude Oil and Reaped Wall Street 重生:开局做空原油,收割华尔街
[Wits and strategy + ambitious antihero + ruthless decisiveness + takes off after five chapters] (The original title is Reborn in 1980: Treasure Hunting in Hong Kong. The other titles are promotional names.) In 1980, Lin Xiaohu heard that Hong Kong was paved with gold, so he crossed the Pearl River to hunt for treasure! Starting out as a street thug, Lin Xiaohu climbs the ranks step by step and builds Hong Kong’s largest transnational crime syndicate. But then he discovers that the woman he trus
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Player Summons: I Am the Calamity 玩家召唤:朕即是天灾
(An Emperor Summons Players + Fourth Calamity! Hilarious! Invincible Power Fantasy!) Qin Han, a game designer from Earth, transmigrated! He became the emperor of the Great Han Dynasty! A concubine lay on his dragon bed, a huge rebel army was massed outside the city, and the System was urging him to summon players... What was he supposed to do in this situation? Obviously, summon players, wipe out the rebels, then put his arm around the concubine and watch the players conquer the world for him! A
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After Death, My Wife Preserved My Corpse, and I Evolved from a Zombie 死后被妻子养尸,我从僵尸进化
[Zombies + Corpse-Raising + Corpse-Driving + Body Retrieval + Folk Customs + Romance + Ancient Mythology + Classic of Mountains and Seas] (Volumes 1–7: After I died, my wife raised my corpse, transforming me from a zombie into the Ancestral Corpse.) (Volume 8: After my wife died, I raised her corpse, transforming her from a zombie into a female drought demon.) In my previous life, my wife was the Yellow Emperor's daughter. She died after being sacrificed to the gods, and I raised her corpse unti
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After I Was Stripped of My Status, They All Want Me to Live Off Them 被废后,她们都想让我吃软饭
[Lighthearted + System + absurd humor + comedy + subverting expectations + slice of life + romantic rivalries + relying on women] Ye Luo dies suddenly and transmigrates to a cultivation world. He may have no cultivation, but at least he’s landed in a pretty good situation. His dazed, gentle master’s wife; a top sect’s favored prodigy, who’s a bit of a pushover… His strange master, who’s the young lord of a sect but prettier than a woman… His aloof martial uncle, a killer in profile, with every f
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Dumped by My Wife in My Twilight Years, I Finally Get a System 晚年被老婆分手,系统终于来了
[Multiple heroines + System + invincible background] After transmigrating to the Longxuan Continent more than 900 years ago, Diao Changju is nearing the end of his life. Then his childhood sweetheart, Liu Liyan, suddenly breaks up with him. Only after being dumped does the System finally arrive. From then on, he wins over women of great fortune and lives a carefree, easygoing life.
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The Foolish Bird's Path to Immortality 笨鸟修仙
He made a wish before the Buddha, hoping to be twenty years younger, and it came true. He transmigrated into the body of a young man who had cultivated immortality, practiced martial arts, studied at an academy, and shaved his head for ordination, only to die after taking a single pill. It wasn’t that he couldn’t make it; he was always just a little short. Other people transmigrate to enjoy the good life, but he gets nothing but hardship.
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I Set a Stool by the Grave and Overheard the Wrong Gossip, Then Slapped Him Across the Face 坟前摆凳吃错瓜,反手给他一嘴巴
[No Romance + Metaphysics + Supernatural + Satisfying Revenge + Lighthearted + Playing the Fool to Catch the Enemy Off Guard] Jiang Nanshu, the only child at Changqing Temple, went down the mountain to earn a living after the college entrance exams. Penniless, she discovered that a funeral home was hiring night watchmen for 800 yuan a night. The only requirement was an exceptionally strong birth chart. Jiang Nanshu eagerly raised her hand. “Me, me, me!” Even if a corpse rose in the middle of
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