
Two and a Half Years of Training, but I’m Done Being an Idol and Embracing the Absurd
练习时长两年半,不当偶像搞抽象
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 670k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High-Concept
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- I Sang ‘Calories’ from the Start, and the Judges Told Me to Get Lost开局一首卡路里,评委让我滚Former title · until Oct 2026
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I originally came to see my brother, he is surprisingly pretty [laughing]
The characters are well-developed and realistic. As far as I'm concerned, there's nothing toxic about them.
Disadvantages: It almost sent me away in the beginning. It was embarrassing, had both bad and bad points, and there was too much nonsense. I almost couldn't watch it anymore. Advantages: But this author is getting better and better as he writes. I have a high point of laughter. This book really made me laugh. Moreover, the writing style, arrangement, and capturing the essence of the book are gradually improving. Good, keep at it. An is now thinking that the writing results should be good. Come on, work hard. (Also: after the inactivity period of about 10 to 20 chapters, everyone's senses should change, just like the routine of the protagonist of this book, reverse and gradually get better)
It's quite funny. As long as it doesn't end badly, it's a good abstract book.
I hope you can have a classic chicken because you are so beautiful It's not easy! It's just because I finally appeared
Five points must be five points. When I first entered this book, I thought it was, but I didn't expect it. Well, it's a very good book. I found gold in the shit.
It's not easy to write a book, so it's a five-star review. After demining, it is quite interesting for the author to find a new way to write entertainment articles by reversing the divine comedy and making jokes. The writing is smooth, the details are in place, and there is nothing major wrong with it overall. (Actually, when I saw Su Duo's part, I thought the article should be set in a contrasting style with unique music styles, such as red and white wedding rock, yodeling, etc. But the author's backhand of a small apple really confused me. If I think about it carefully, it is better to be grounded. After all, the effect will be better this way, but there is a sense of loss after taking half a step. After all, the expectations are quite high.) Entertainment + Divine Comedy + Ghosts and Animals + Suppress first and then rise. Take your seat accordingly. By the way, let me add that a fatal setting is that the system reversal can easily cause the article to deviate from the original funny and ghostly style in the later stage, which will cause a great sense of dissonance and slowly turn the pig's feet into the image of a great and upright star in ordinary entertainment articles. If it fails, please @ me to change the review, lest any brothers say that I am just a waste of money. (After reading two more chapters, I found that the problem should not be serious. There is a twist, but I still keep a warning.)
I was laughing all the time [laughing] The various jokes are integrated very well, and there is nothing too dramatic. 🤔 The system is not very good in terms of funds and band sharing. Why not donate the money directly to charity? Basically, it depends on the main character cheating and giving everyone 10%? There are too many scenes about Xiao Heizi 🤦, so many that I feel like vomiting
It's so wonderful, so touching, and so inspiring. This book is definitely a masterpiece in the 21st century. I never expected that the author's writing style was so good. I was particularly moved. With tears streaming down his face, he skillfully made headlines. This book has great literary talent, beautiful diction, simple language, fresh writing, rich emotions, full characters, clear organization, well-structured structure, reasonable plot, ups and downs, vivid and fascinating descriptions, strong artistic appeal, and the finishing touch, profound meaning, and thought-provoking. It has a long meaning. It is definitely an honor for me to read this novel in my lifetime. I really admire the author's mind. How many things that others cannot do can be solved as soon as they arrive. The author writes this book like flowing clouds and flowing water, wandering and unbridled! 👍👍👍
I think this book is 10 or even 9 out of 10 good, and you can understand all the jokes [shocked]