I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles
我与神明画押，你们都变王八
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- My Guardian Spirit Is a Turtle, and You Rich Families Are All Crazy王八是我守护灵，你们豪门都有病Alternate title on Fanqie
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Amazing!!! (Voice cracks—) The female lead is so cute, both adorable and sunny, and her friends are all adorable too. Most importantly, there are both boys and girls among the friends! Some novels seem to portray a female lead with many friends, but when you actually read them, they're all male, and the female characters are either ordinary or villainous.
I think I'll remember the part about the transformation the author wrote for a very, very long time. More than teenage romance, I prefer the sincerity, passion, boldness, and joy of youth. What could be more moving than the passionate and joyful friendship of a group of teenagers?
Haha, I was so engrossed in reading this! I love this kind of heartwarming, cheerful, and funny story 😊. Especially the silly, non-scheming female characters fighting each other—it made me feel so relaxed! I often laughed so hard I was shaking in bed. Hehe 😁 Thank you, author, for bringing us such a fun story! Keep it up! Love you all! ( ๑❛ᴗ❛๑)ﾉ♡
Help! 🆘 I'm dying of laughter, hahaha! The author is clearly a seasoned veteran of Bilibili, a true master who knows all the latest memes by heart. So trendy, I can't watch this because of my rheumatism! 👍 Not being a college entrance exam taker, I dodged the masterful hand of Chinese, the ruthless hand of Math, the merciless hand of English, and the deadly blows of Politics, History, and…
Silly yet nice, this is the best book I read while I was sick. It often helped me forget the pain and has amazing healing power. (Sisters who are feeling down, come and read this! Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people (*ฅ́˘ฅ̀*)♡︎)
It's so good! 😍 I can't get enough of it. I was trying not to laugh in bed late at night, and my mom thought I was secretly crying. Waaah! Author, please update soon! 😘
Five stars! Oh my god, the first chapter alone made my stomach hurt from laughing so much! The dialogue between the female lead and her brother is hilarious. Most importantly, author, please update soon! Don't hoard chapters, or I'll be standing by your bedside in the middle of the night! 😎😎😎😎
I absolutely love this silly female lead!! And finally, the male lead isn't the aloof, domineering, or wicked type!! I love it so much!
It's so funny! It made me laugh so much. Actually, I think Cangshu is pretty good right now. He might take care of the female lead. I really hope they can get together. Their personalities are compatible, and their looks are a good match. I also really like the female lead's personality. She's silly yet smart. I hope the female lead and her family can be reunited soon. And that Yan Wang is so sweet!
Hmm! I'm not very good at writing book reviews. ω This book is hilarious! I'm already hooked, five stars. Highly recommended! Five stars! Just like the author says, this book is all about having fun! ~٩(๑^O^๑)۶