
I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles
我与神明画押,你们都变王八
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- Completed
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- Modern Romance
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- Modern Romance High-Concept
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- 9mo ago
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Nice! ! ! (Broken sound——) The heroine is so cute, cute and sunny, and the friends are also very cute. The most important thing is that the friends are both boys and girls! Some novels are written as if the heroine has a lot of friends, but at first glance, they are all male friends, and the women who appear are either ordinary or bad. The female characters in this book are each cute in their own way, which is great! ! I have a very rough criterion for judging whether the heroine in a book is good or not, that is, if you are unfortunate enough to be in that book one day, and her wealth and appearance are comparable to the heroine's, do you dare to be friends with the heroine? This one is awesome 👍. Who doesn't want to be good friends with the heroine!
I think I will remember the chapter about the sharp change written by the author for a long time. Compared with the love of teenagers, I prefer young people to be sincere and passionate, bold and happy. What can be more touching than the passionate and joyful friendship of a group of teenagers? The shadows lengthened by the setting sun, and the teenagers shouting their dreams under the stars, I think I will really remember it for a long time. The author didn't write a lot about the relationship between the male and female protagonists in this part (it may be that most of the articles I read only describe the relationship between the male and female protagonists, so I felt like there wasn't much written about it) and it was just right. I liked it very much. Who wouldn't break the defense for the friendship between young people? Anyway, I really like this part, I really like it! And everyone is so happy, right?
Haha, I couldn't get enough of it. I really like this kind of kind, happy and funny article😊. Especially the sand sculpture style without scheming girls fighting back and forth made me feel very relaxed. I would often laugh and tremble under the covers. Hehehe😁Thank you to the author for bringing us such an interesting article~ Come on! Refill( ๑❛ᴗ❛๑)ノ♡
Help 🆘 I was laughing so hard hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, the author is a peerless master who has been hanging out on small websites all year round, and knows all kinds of new memes by heart. It's too wet. I have rheumatism and can't see it [Like] I am not a college entrance examination student, so I have escaped the mastery of Chinese language, the destructive skills of mathematics, the ruthlessness of English, and the painful killers of politics, history and geography, but I still haven't escaped the author's wife waving at me from afar. Serial? Serialized article! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, madam, can you update ten times a day! ! ! ! Bashan Chushui is desolate, please marry me! Yoko! Yoko! How can I live without you, Yoko! Yoko! Yoko! Take me away, Yoko! ! Madam, my love for you is like a tractor going up the mountain, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Ding Ling, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I can't help you, should you recommend it to me alone or the other sisters? As soon as I came in, I was disturbed by the laughter of the sisters. If I had known they were here, I wouldn't have come. They come today and I come tomorrow, so it won't be too lively or too deserted. Fortunately, I have to come here, but it's my fault. If you want me to read your article tomorrow, I can't. We middle-aged and elderly people don't read this kind of books🤳🤳 for any purpose🌹🌹🌹nor just to kill time🕐🕐, we are following the footsteps of the times🦶🦶🦶 to show our true selves Record a beautiful life and leave beautiful memories🕣🕤🕥, although we are no longer young👨🏻🦳 but we have a forever young heart❤️✨❤️✨Let's encourage you and our loved ones💪💪💪🌹🌹🌹 One last thing, serialized articles! Sun! What do you need to pay back what you owe me here? Hey woman, don't be ignorant, I'll tell you a number, ten chapters, give me ten more chapters every day, don't force me to kneel down and beg you, otherwise what will happen... You know, everyone knows it (although I don't know)
Sha Diao You Naisi is the best book when I was sick. It often made me forget the pain and has super healing power. (Sisters who are in a bad mood, please come and read it. Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people (*ฅ́˘ฅ̀*)♡︎)
It's so beautiful😍I really can't get enough of it. I was suppressing laughter in bed at night, and my mother thought I was crying secretly. Oh, the author, hurry up and update it😘
I must give it a five-star rating. Oh my god, the first chapter made me laugh so hard that my stomach ached. The conversation between the heroine and her brother was really funny. The most important thing is that the author should update it soon and don't save it, otherwise I will stand beside your bed in the middle of the night😎😎😎😎
I really like this kind of silly heroine! ! And the male protagonist's character is finally no longer cold, domineering and evil! ! Love it!
It's really funny. It made me laugh. Actually, I think Cang Shu is pretty good at the moment. He might take care of the heroine. I still hope they can be together. Moreover, their personalities are quite compatible and their appearance is quite suitable. I also like the character of the heroine. She is kind of silly and smart. I hope the heroine and her family will reunite soon. And the handsome face is really warm!
"Hmm! I'm not very good at writing book reviews"ω This book is super funny~, I've fallen in love with it anyway, five stars. Highly recommended ~ five stars five stars five stars. This book is just like the author said, just be happy and it will be over~٩(๑^o^๑)۶