I Rule the Desert Island Variety Show, Top-Tier Star. You’re Strong as a Wild Boar

Name: I Rule the Desert Island Variety Show, Top-Tier Star. You’re Strong as a Wild Boar
Author: Beyond the Mountains

荒岛综艺我称王，顶流野猪你的强

by Beyond the Mountains (山外)

Status: Completed
Length: 296k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Entertainment Stardom
Updated: 2y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

Jian Xun is a wild boar.

Right now, she’s being forced to serve as a laborer in this world.

With an alcoholic father, a mother who favors her son, a hard life, and a broken family.

The little wild boar sneered:

“You don’t know when you’ve got it good. You people are beyond saving!”

To her son-obsessed adoptive mother, she smiled and suggested:

“Why not just marry your son? You can be his wife and his mother. Everyone will praise you for managing the household!”

To the arrogant male lead whose beloved had kidney disease, she said contemptuously:

“She’s got uremia. Make her pee in a jar so you can get a good look at yourself.”

To avoid the plot, she signed up for a variety show.

From then on, the survival reality show on a deserted island, where everyone had been living in fear, finally got a true king.

What?!

The sickly, breathless burden had suddenly recovered, and could sprint eight hundred meters carrying a log without stopping for breath?

What?!

The frail, delicate white lotus could suddenly chop wood like slicing a melon, climb mountains as if she were heading home, take on eight opponents in tug-of-war, catch chickens, and slaughter ducks?

Netizens cried out in shock:

[That brat’s got the strength of an ox. Get over to my place tomorrow and plow twenty mu of land.]

[This girl’s destructive power is no less than that of a full-grown hyena.]

[Xun, taking requests? Help me chew someone up.]

Backstage interview: “What do you think Jian Xun is like?”

“A happy little monkey?”

“A vicious man-eating shark.”

“The ancient Greek god in charge of livestock!”

Later, someone asked this question of the internationally acclaimed genius photographer, but his answer was unexpected:

“Spring.”

[No one can decide when she comes or goes.]

[I can only wait.]

[Electronic pig × Mute fanboy]

Stats

146Chapters

8.1kReads · 30 days

1.8MReads · all time

1.4kShelf adds, last 14 days

9.5Score

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Welcome, King of the Wild Boars! The Wild Boar King is getting older and older! Station Bro × Electronic Wild Boar I really like it, and I hope you like it too, but if you don't, there's nothing I can do.
895 likes2y ago
I once thought Jian Xun was the Diary Teacher 🤔🤔🤔 But this experience is different. The Diary Teacher's mental state is also good. Then I looked through the Long Spear Teacher again, um, I got it mixed up. The Diary Teacher's name is Gu Xun Jian! It still features the familiar style of everyone at Chuangfei, and I absolutely love this forward-thinking spirit! Teacher Shanwai, I love you!!! ٩(๑•̀ω•́๑)۶
186 likes2y ago
There are four kinds of spiciness in this world: mild, medium, and extra spicy. And, Shanzi's book is just too amazing! Whose female lead looks like a weasel? Oh, it's from outside the mountains. Whose female lead is a wild boar spirit? Oh, it's from outside the mountains! Whose author is so witty? Oh, it's mine!
171 likes2y ago
The new book from Shanwai is still as good as ever! The new female lead's mental state is very realistic. Don't rush to figure out the character details yet; I still need to work on them slowly. It would be best if you could check it out by having me update daily.
134 likes2y ago
My uncle's cotton-padded jacket, your grandma's jujube-sized clothes, grandpa's underwear, grandma's coat, third aunt's dentures, fourth uncle's skin, my great-aunt's scalp, your grandpa's dental plaque, fifth uncle's skin, sixth aunt's pectoral muscles, second aunt's husband's aunt, seventh aunt's husband's big feet.
128 likes2y ago
It's so good! It's original and hilarious. This is the first time in all my years of reading that I've been completely hooked by your work, teacher! It's so good I didn't even check if it was finished! 🤦
114 likes2y ago
The female lead being a wild boar is a really explosive character design, little frog, you're awesome!!!
55 likes2y ago
It's really good! It doesn't follow the usual formula; the female lead is a wild boar spirit. Looking forward to Shanzi!!! @Shanwai
49 likes2y ago
Oh my god! I deliberately read it a little longer before coming back, no, this is so good, okay? It's still the same Chuangfei style as always, like Wild Rose, Wildfire, and Shanwai Dada: Wild Boar, still choosing to be crazy between shining and radiating heat, I love it haha, this character design really resonates with me, okay? Good, good, good, good.
40 likes2y ago
Jian Xun's love is straightforward, while Yi Hansheng is the type to give silently; they're a perfect match. Aside from the romance, the show is very funny and entertaining, while the romance itself is very nuanced. So nuanced that when things get a little sentimental, the thought of Jian Xun being a bit of a idiot and not having such complicated feelings comes to mind, thus softening the emotional parts. It's worth watching. Their love is sincere, and their friendship is pure.
20 likes11mo ago