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My Childhood Sweetheart Is Sweet and Fierce, and the Lovesick Crown Prince Dotes on Her 青梅又奶又凶,病娇太子爷超宠她
[Short drama now available] [Childhood sweethearts + sweet romance + school life + his everyday devotion to protecting her] [An adorably sweet, silly, soft little darling x a genuinely unhinged, uncompromisingly obsessive yandere demon king] Jiang Xian had three things going for her since childhood: she was brave, strong, and had a huge appetite. She had a brain, too, just not much of one. The little girl had two great loves in life. Love number one: food. Love number two: Shen Yan. The beautifu
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You Stepped on a Land Mine and Called an Expert? You Stepped on the Expert 踩中地雷找专家?踩到的就是专家
“Livestreaming while lying in a coffin, and from the start, skipping a lifetime of detours?” “Just trying to survive, but I keep finding weapons? A whole basketful, or even an entire armory?” “Got tired of surviving in the wilderness, so I went fishing. But every time I cast a line, I got nothing. When I finally caught something, it turned out to be a pig?” “Stepped on a land mine? Call a bomb disposal expert! But the person who stepped on the land mine is the bomb disposal expert!” … After tran
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Hilarious Mind Reading: The Prince Eats Gossip Until He Throws Up 爆笑读心术,王爷吃瓜吃到吐
Short drama adaptation: The Hilarious Mind-Reading Art: The Prince Laughs at Gossip Until He Chokes Manhua adaptation: The Princess's Inner Thoughts Are Full of Gossip, and the Prince Is Hooked; The Princess's Inner Thoughts Can't Be Hidden [Historical fantasy + mind-reading + gossip System + silly comedy + System space + sweet romance + feel-good revenge + transmigration to an alternate world + palace and household intrigue + devoted and powerful couple + marriage before love + healing a posses
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All-Around System: The Maniac’s Lessons 全能系统疯批教学
Other people’s Systems let them fight monsters and level up or cultivate their way to a comeback. Mine is all about hands-on classes, with utterly outrageous lessons in every field! Hardcore computer practice, all kinds of ridiculous entertainment, mind-blowing high-tech inventions, and absurd classes in cultivation and the supernatural, one after another. In class, I teach people to code and hack the whole internet. After class, I teach them to dance and look cool. When I have free time, I buil
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- 655 I’ve Been Secretly in Love with Myself for Ages 我瞒着自己爱了我很久 I kept it from myself that I'd loved me for a long time 5Reads—Score—Shelves
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She Disguises Herself as a Man, and the Emperor Gets Kissed by the Regent Again 女扮男装,皇上又被摄政王亲哭啦
[Woman disguised as a man + devoted to one another + a little silly + heroine is a doctor + timid heroine + lighthearted, everyday sweet romance] [An overpowered hero: the gold standard of gentlemanly conduct, loves cuddling up to the heroine, hopelessly lovesick, and very easy to appease] Shen Jingli transmigrates into the body of the emperor of Dayuan, expecting to enjoy a lavish life of endless extravagance. Instead, she turns out to be a miserable puppet emperor, while the regent is the re
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The Author Has Gone Mad 作者已疯魔
[20,000 words, complete, absolutely unhinged] [Chapter One: Pure Goofiness; Chapter Two: Utopia; Chapter Three: Quiet Night Thoughts] Written in the second person. You are the great Creator God! (And also, the great Air.) tips: The author doesn’t spare even themself when the mood strikes. Apologies in advance if anything in the book offends you.
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Two Menaces from the Underworld Have the Whole City Eavesdropping on Their Gossip 地府两祸害,惹得全城偷听八卦
[Eavesdropping on Inner Thoughts + Golden Finger + Everyone’s Favorite] Note: There is a male lead! The Underworld has two great nuisances: one is a flower, and the other is a book. After the Book of Life and Death, which governs all things in the world, gained sentience, it took advantage of its innate gifts to gossip all day and do no work. After a thousand years, a Manjusaka flower took human form. The King of Hell saw that she had potential and made an exception, appointing her as Granny Men
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- 659 Marrying Up 攀高枝 [Film and TV rights sold] [Print edition published] Zhang Zhixu had everything from birth. A family with a century of prestige, enviable talent, and a career that kept rising step by step. But he found life terribly dull. Then, one day, an accident struck, and his soul entered a woman's body. A woman who couldn't read a single character, yet dreamed of marrying into a powerful family and becoming a phoenix. · Chen Baoxiang had traveled a thousand miles from the countryside to the capital, hoping 165.6kReads9.6Score23.2kShelves
- 660 The Whole Sect Is Full of Crazy Villains, Only the Junior Sister Is a Goofball 满门反派疯批,唯有师妹逗比 After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th 238.8kReads9.6Score24.6kShelves
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The Goofy Princess Consort Is a Master of Tea, and Her Words Always Enrage the Prince 沙雕王妃茶艺好,开口直让王爷恼
[Crows’ Mouth Heroine | Silly Comedy | Green Tea Schemer | Drama Queen | Transmigration to a Fictional Setting | Lighthearted Historical Comedy. Both leads are virgins, both leads are virgins, both leads are virgins!] An Xin never expected to transmigrate, much less open her eyes on her wedding night, with a handsome man above her and herself below. He was certainly handsome, but unfortunately, he was quick to anger, especially whenever she opened her crow’s mouth. On their wedding night: “Your
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- 662 Surely You Laugh at My Passion 多情应笑我 Lin Fang has been disguised as a boy since childhood, and she can't help feeling helpless about it. Her household registration says she's male, so what can she do? But the secret she has sworn to protect is discovered by a young boy she accidentally rescues! Lin Fang thought she'd picked up a deadweight, but once the boy, Yun Weiming, regains his identity, she feels as if she's sitting on a mountain of gold. “Who would've thought! I've picked up all kinds of things before, but you're the most va 70.3kReads9.7Score9.3kShelves
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The Sharp-Tongued Princess Consort Has Made the Prince Faint Again 毒舌王妃,王爷又被气晕了
[Sharp-tongued heroine + seducing her husband + hilarious antics + punishing scumbags + palace intrigue and power struggles + sweet, satisfying romance] Gu Nanshu has just transmigrated when she wakes up at a funeral and discovers a strange man lying beside her. Seeing the murderous look in his eyes, she swallows nervously. If all else fails, she can pay him off. She’s reached the age when she should spend money on men, after all. A little money, a lot of happiness! She throws on a piece of clot
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- 664 Vivid as Life 栩栩若生 A fortune-teller said I was born destined for greatness, the reincarnation of the Flower Goddess, with the power to turn stones into gold and command flower spirits and tree sprites. Once I came of age, my family was sure to prosper. But when I was twelve, I came down with a strange illness. My fever wouldn’t break, and I kept seeing terrifying visions... In a dream, I met an old woman who told me to find an expert with supernatural powers to save my life. Millet to summon souls, altars and form 19.7kReads9.5Score3.4kShelves
- 665 After Becoming the Sickly One's White Moonlight, I Fake My Death and Disappear 成为病娇的白月光后,我死遁了 A lighthearted, ridiculous, delightfully unhinged sweet romance [Two male leads + one-on-one, both pure + comedy + transmigrate into a book + System + yandere + no female lead + everyone falls for the protagonist + satisfying romance + unhinged antics] A delicate, beautiful, and outrageously silly rabbit-demon senior brother × a devoted, black-hearted yandere junior brother Ye Xinglan transmigrates into a harem novel, becoming a delicate, weak-willed male cannon-fodder whose only role is to pine 15.3kReads9.5Score2.5kShelves
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You Won't Divorce Me? You Won't Leave Even Someone as Mentally Ill as Me Alone? 不和离?我一个精神病你都不放过
[Genuinely mentally ill heroine, mysticism, causing trouble to people’s faces, doted on by everyone, irresistible charm] Lin Yu'er is a mental patient who suddenly transmigrates into the role of the Marchioness of Zhaoping! Everyone in Shengjing knows that Lin Yu'er is crazy! She screams herself hoarse, talks to thin air, contorts her face with rage, and hits anyone she sees! Even the entire Imperial Medical Bureau was helpless, but then word suddenly spread that the Marquis of Zhaoping said his
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The Beloved Little Darling: Big Shots from Every Walk of Life Vie to Spoil Them 团宠小奶包:各路大佬争着宠
[Everyone’s Darling + Adorable Child + Nurturing + Lighthearted Comedy + Punishing Scumbags + Modern Setting + Golden Finger: Spiritual Power and Magic + Wish Fulfillment] Youyou’s father was once a High God in the Heavenly Realm. For Youyou’s sake, he stole a spirit pearl and was cast down to the mortal world by the Heavenly Dao to suffer the pain of reincarnation. Three-and-a-half-year-old Youyou secretly descended to the mortal world to protect her father. Who could have guessed she’d become
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To the Mountains and Seas with You 与你共赴山与海
A gossip reporter breaks the news: A married male star may be cheating with a college student! The post came with several photos of the star picking up a young woman near a university and acting intimately with her. The pictures were blurry, but people still pointed to Cheng Yuqiao, the top-tier star who announced his marriage last year. The hashtag shot up the trending charts, and netizens rushed to comment. Comment 1: I’m absolutely stunned. Can men be trusted? Pigs can climb trees before that
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- 669 EN Too Many Reborn Heroes? Time to Bring in the Government 重生者太密集?我带国家队下场 (A feel-good power fantasy, with a beautiful, badass heroine who confiscates golden fingers) “Sheng is the boss around here. She's ruthless and doesn't waste words. Cross her, and she'll take you down!” In the year 2323 of the Star Era, the apocalypse is about to begin. Some people awaken their powers early, while reborn people are already making their moves… As the head of a new department, Sheng An is responsible for recruiting and leading all the powered and reborn individuals, preparing for 124.2kReads9.7Score17.6kShelves
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Transmigrate to the 1970s: The Lucky Star Sets the World Ablaze 穿越七零:福运大佬燃翻天
Synopsis: Futuristic high technology, strengthening the country and enriching its people, the whole family’s darling, a lucky charm, power fantasy Gu Jinxiu arrives in the 1970s with a pocket dimension full of future technology. After getting revenge on her scumbag father, who married into her mother’s family, and her wicked stepmother, making their lives worse than death, she takes her younger brother and heads to the countryside in style. Out in the countryside, she builds a career and runs bu
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- 671 You Call That a Healer? She Bludgeons Everyone to Death 你管这叫奶妈?她把人头都锤爆了 The print edition of I Can Pluck the Stars is available on all platforms. Genius + rich woman from the start. The day Ning Ruan left her village, a menace appeared on the Nine Provinces Continent. A mage? A sword cultivator? No, she just wanted to be a healer! All the continent’s geniuses: Shut up, you poisonous healer! Later: “Help! I never knew healers could heal people to death until I met Ning Ruan!” “But isn’t she a metal-element spiritual adept?” “Isn’t she wood-element?” “She’s clearl 213.5kReads9.5Score18kShelves
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My Dear Subjects, Why Won’t You Speak? 我亲爱的子民,你为什么不说话
[Absurd comedy] [Bratty, wicked princess x Knight Commander who dotes on his wife] Due to a System error, the princess of the Interstellar Empire and her four knights transmigrated into a showbiz novel, becoming a five-person team of villainous cannon fodder. From the start, during a livestream... The chuunibyou princess stayed in character as a wicked villainess and said to a turtle, “My dear subject, why aren't you speaking?” Knight One: “Your Highness, it must be so captivated by your beauty
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- 673 My Name Is Wei Shufen! 俺叫魏淑芬! Granny Wei is eighty-eight years old this year. She runs up the mountain every morning without even getting out of breath. Following the water pipe at home, she can climb all the way to the third floor with her bare hands! Wei Shufen, the Ancestor of Xuantian, failed her tribulation and arrived at Mount Dawang. She happened upon Granny Wei, who had just taken her last breath, and became her! After binding to a bragging System, she embarked on the road to the pinnacle of life! When her granddaugh 6.4kReads9.1Score858Shelves
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After the Domineering CEO Heard My Thoughts, He Started Craving Me 霸总读我心声后,馋上了我
[Dual Male Leads + Mind Reading + Lighthearted Comedy + Awakening + 1v1 Romance + Sweet Everyday Moments + Both Pure] Song Shi'an had worked diligently as the CEO's assistant for five years when he suddenly awakened and realized he was inside an old-school CEO romance novel! In the first half, the CEO torments his wife over and over; in the second half, he chases her and suffers for it. And Song Shi'an, as the all-purpose assistant in the book, can do practically anything! But why has the plot g
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- 675 Heroic Wife Reborn 重生之悍妻 On her first day as the eldest princess, Yu Xiaoxiao, a military instructor from the apocalypse, marries Gu Xinglang, a young general who has been wrongfully imprisoned and tortured, and has hit the lowest point in his life. From then on, a tough woman from the apocalypse who only knows how to eat, sleep, and kill zombies finds herself bound by fate to a brave general who is loyal to his sovereign and country, stern and taciturn. The country is weak, powerful enemies loom, and the court is full 7.5kReads9.2Score1.1kShelves
- 676 After Faking My Death, the Powerhouses of All Three Realms Want Me Dead 死遁后,三界大佬都要我命 [Two male leads + faking his death from the start + epic rivalry and regret + male-on-male competition + some coercion] Shen Che transmigrated into a brainless, melodramatic novel where all the deranged male leads loved the gentle protagonist bottom. Shen Che only wanted to quietly complete his System's missions. Who knew he'd accidentally provoke three male leads and be hunted by the Three Realms? He chose to fake his death. Reborn, he declared that he would stay far away from those three lunat 7.9kReads9.2Score731Shelves
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High School: I'm Definitely Not Wang Jiahao 高校:我才不是嘉豪王
[Comedy] [Jiahao] [Way too much urea content, come and judge for yourself!] Lin Han transmigrates into the body of a student about to enter his final year of high school, and awakens a System. Just when Lin Han thinks the System will make his rise to success effortless, he discovers that it really is a damn dog. What the hell kind of System is a God-Tier Jiahao System?
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A Miserable Life for Villainous Spouses: Where Should We Cause Trouble Today? 反派夫妻百事哀,今天在哪搞破坏
[Troublemaking drama queen heroine vs. villainous big shot who cleans up after her] Su Zhi became the newlywed wife of the villainous big shot Huo Wujiao. In the story, she was a wealthy family's fake heiress who had done every kind of evil. One day, she was thrown out of the house, and on the street she found the “fallen and powerless” villain Huo Wujiao. Each had something the other wanted, so they got married. To earn enough life points to survive, she joined forces with the big shot and they
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Hilarious Heavenly Court: My Mouth Has Been Blessed 爆笑天庭:我的嘴开过光
[Everyone’s Darling + Jinxed Tongue + Sibling Shenanigans + Best Friends + Gossip-Watching + System + Learning Skills] [No Romance] [Comedy] Reborn as Nezha’s little sister, I thought I could just lie flat and enjoy being everyone’s favorite. But the moment I opened my mouth, Dad lost his beard. I opened it again, and the Southern Heavenly Gate came crashing down. The whole Heavenly Court thought my brother did it. Nezha: Go ahead and cause trouble, sis. I’ll take the blame! Li Jing: Don’t
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- 680 Everyone's Gossiping: The General's Little Cotton Jacket Has a Leak 全员吃瓜:将军的小棉袄漏风了 [Mind Reading + Gossip + Everyone's Favorite + No Romance + Lighthearted + Hilarious] Gossiping got me killed, so the underworld compensated me with a giant loudspeaker that broadcasts my thoughts! My name is Gu Niannian, a veteran gossip lover. I died at twenty-two after watching a wife and her husband's mistress tear into each other, when a flying high heel hit me squarely in the head. A rookie Grim Reaper fumbled and took the wrong soul. To make amends, the scheming King of Hell handed me the 6.1kReads8.8Score669Shelves
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Great Qin: Emperor Qin Shi Huang, I Really Don't Want to Live Off You! 大秦:始皇帝,我真不吃软饭啊!
[The Analects + Hilarious + Cunning + Lighthearted + His Majesty Zheng + Shamelessly Stealing + Absolutely Outrageous] Qin Feng inexplicably transmigrates to the Qin dynasty before Qin unifies the six states, and the First Emperor overhears his thoughts. The two then embark on a hilarious daily battle of wits. “Qin Feng, tell me, what does ‘The Master does not speak of prodigies, force, disorder, or spirits’ mean?” “It means the Master doesn’t want to talk to you, and will use brute force to bea
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I Read the Gossip in Court, So Why Are You All Losing It? 我在朝堂吃瓜,你们怎么都破防了
[Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Gossip + Absurd Comedy] The first thing Song Tingzhi did after transmigrating was forget her roots. The second was get carried away and push her luck. She thought she was doing pretty well. At the same time, she got a gossip System, and it even had a people-pleasing personality. But nobody told her that everyone could hear her thoughts!? [Shocking: The Grand Tutor actually enjoys immersing himself in the smell of feet.] Everyone: Smelling feet is one thing, but
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What Do You Mean, Evil Cultivator? My Junior Sister Is as Righteous as They Come 什么邪修啊?我家师妹超正经的
[Goofy, transmigration, unhinged, pocket dimension, cultivation with no pretensions] Miao Miaomiao transmigrates into a cultivation harem novel as a disposable side character. After the sect cuts out her heart and lungs, the original owner is dumped in the wilderness. Then she rises from the dead! With a chance to obtain an infinite pocket dimension, she decisively returns to the sect for revenge. The sect is covered in barriers? Miao Miaomiao casts a sinister glance toward the graves behind the
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Who Gets into Research Just to Be Lazy? 谁家好人搞科研是为了偷懒啊?
[Period setting + face-slapping + adored by everyone + getting rich + cuisine + wish fulfillment + black technology] [High-IQ princess vs. capable, wild burly man + a whole family of rebellious "lazybones"] Shen Jiaojiao, a top 21st-century PhD with dual degrees in mechanical and chemical engineering, transmigrates into the frail, helpless "good-for-nothing" educated youth of the 1970s. From the start, the whole village looks down on her and refuses to take her in? What a joke! If you can solve
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A Little Zombie’s Diary of Growing Up in Ancient Times 小丧尸的古代成长日记
[No Romance + Silly Comedy + Pocket Dimension + Superpowers + Lightning-Fast Face-Slapping + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Everyone's Favorite] The story of an eight-year-old little zombie who transmigrates to a bandit village and causes trouble every day as she grows up. A cheerful, cozy story with no awful characters, and no dragged-out face-slapping. The villagers are all bandit descendants, a bunch of brawny, hilarious people. Ever since Little Zombie got brains, she's either causing trouble or
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The Demon King Tricked Me Into Dating 妖王骗我谈恋爱
[A romance-averse, goofy and adorably clueless little demon × a self-conquering, aloof and tsundere Demon King] [Everyone's darling + Demon Realm + Mutual devotion + Lighthearted comedy + Sweet romance throughout + Classic of Mountains and Seas] One day, the supreme Demon King of the Demon Realm suddenly began doting on a little parasol tree spirit, smiling every day and even sharing her bed! The demons at the Bureau of Mountain and Sea Affairs, long tormented by the situation, refused to believ
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- 687 Madness! While Others Cultivate Immortality, I Raise Demons, and the Heavenly Dao Dotes on Me 癫!别人修仙我养魔,反被天道宠 Sang Longyue is reborn as cannon fodder in a doted-on heroine novel. Not only does she have her golden core ripped out from the start, but her senior brothers also force her to take the female lead's place and serve her sentence. In the end, she dies miserably. ...She decides to make a quick getaway! Before leaving, she turns the tables and makes her senior brothers take the blame and punishment instead; then steals the female lead's golden finger, repairs her dantian, and starts cultivating bot 60.2kReads8.5Score11.5kShelves
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Sharp-Tongued and Trouble-Seeking, the Saintess Turns the Cultivation World Upside Down 嘴贱手又欠,圣女她撩翻修仙界
She has a sharp tongue, sticky fingers, and a weakness for handsome men... After Yu Xiaoxiao was killed with a single stab, she transmigrated to the world of cultivation and embarked on a strange and hilarious journey to immortality. There were plenty of handsome men in the cultivation world, and every one of them was exactly her type... Yu Xiaoxiao was in heaven. She happily cultivated and happily admired the handsome men... Most of the time, she couldn't resist flirting with them a little, too
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Bald Monk, How Dare You Call This Daoist Improper! 秃驴,敢骂道爷不正经!
A leaky temple. A Taoist shrine with full Wi-Fi bars. Two masters who constantly undermine each other, and four disciples each with their own little schemes. Here, the Buddha is worshipped with utmost sincerity, while the cultivation is utterly outrageous. Faming, abbot of Yichan Temple, has dreamed his whole life of turning his tiny rundown temple into a Shaolin branch temple, even though he can't complete the Arhat Fist routine. Xuan Qingzi, master of Sanqing Shrine, has spent his life hoping
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I Woke Up in a Madman’s Arms, Only to Find I’m the Sucker 疯批怀里惊坐起,冤种竟是我自己
The comic adaptation is now live~ [Double Clean Romance + Goofy Comedy + Transmigrate into a Book + Mind Reading + Sweet Romance + Regret and Redemption + Satisfying Wish Fulfillment + Fantasy World] A madly devoted, doting Demon Lord vs. a quirky, adorable, goofy female disciple Sang Wanning transmigrated. She became the unlucky supporting female character of the same name, whose fate left countless readers sighing with regret. In the original story, Sang Wanning had a breathtakingly beautiful
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The 1970s: The Beloved Three-Year-Old Is a Heaven-Defying Lucky Charm and Mountain God! 七零团宠:三岁逆天福宝是山神!
[The whole family dotes on her] [1970s] [Three-and-a-half-year-old toddler] [Heaven-defying good fortune] In the 1970s, when every household was scraping by on wild-vegetable dumplings and couldn’t even get enough sweet potatoes to eat, a baby girl was born into the Jiang family with a piece of jade in her mouth! The village’s old blind fortune-teller raved and shouted all day long: “A lucky star has arrived! An auspicious blessing from heaven!” After Fubao was born, good things kept happening t
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- 692 I Was Killed 99 Times from the Start, So I Went Completely Crazy 开局被噶99次,我直接原地发疯 [Transmigration] [Wacky comedy] [Unorthodox cultivation] [Happy ending] After transmigrating into the villainess of a cultivation novel, Yan Xiaoyi wasn't worried at all. She had the script in hand, so what could go wrong? Then she got killed ninety-nine times from the start, and completely lost it. She went crazy right on the spot! At the same time, she awakened a System called “Invincible, Ruthless, Ultimate, Wildly Awesome, Sky-High Test Version 0.01,” shortened to “Ruthless-Awesome System.” 18.1kReads8.7Score3.1kShelves
- 693 Two Years of Playing Nice, and the CEO Heard Every Thought 装乖两年,心声全被总裁听见了 I played the sweet, mild-mannered secretary for two years, cursing my boss eight hundred times. Then one day, he suddenly gained the ability to hear my thoughts. Out loud, I said, “Of course, Mr. Gu. I’ll revise the financial report for the eighteenth time right away.” In my head: [Screw you! These ridiculous numbers are giving me breast nodules! Do you need this KPI on your grave or something?!] He set down his fountain pen. “Secretary Lin, you sure come up with some colorful insults.” My smile 95Reads—Score—Shelves
- 694 My Wacky Junior Sister Loves Going Wild, Turning the Cultivation World on Its Head 沙雕师妹爱发癫,另类整顿修仙圈 [Animated series now streaming] [Complete] [Ensemble cast + no male lead] Some people transmigrate into a book as a treasure. Some transmigrate as a nobody. Yun Xi transmigrates as a vine. In the original story, she appears in just two chapters as a disposable villain in a hero-saves-the-beauty scene. After she dies, the captivating heroine takes her home, chops her into eighteen pieces, and turns them into eighteen good-luck charms for her eighteen devoted admirers. Yun Xi says, “If you’re maki 57.5kReads8.8Score9.2kShelves
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From the Start, I Plotted to Rob and Kill 开局谋财又害命
[HE + BG + mutual chastity + sweet romance + a little humor + lighthearted everyday life + attention to tiny details] Ling Qi: “Master Du, you know I’m still a virgin, right? This mission practically qualifies me to file for a work-related injury.” Yan Chuyi: “Ling Qi, are you going to explain these two children?” Ling Qi: “You don’t recognize your own genes?” Author: “Mouths are important. They’re not just for talking, but for kissing, too.” Ling Qi was a ruthless assassin. Unfortunately, from
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I Told You to Cultivate Immortality, Not Wreak Havoc in the Cultivation World! 让你修仙,没让你祸害修仙界啊!
[Comedy][Sneaky Schemer][Lighthearted][Absurd][Gets Better the Further You Read] [This book focuses on comedy and fun. The pace is somewhat slow, so please do not read it if that bothers you.] Year 17,863 of the Cultivation Calendar When Emperor Qin Yu became an immortal and ascended, powerful figures from every realm came to see him off. Firecrackers exploded, and everyone had tears in their eyes as they murmured their farewells. Sect Elder: “He's leaving. This scourge is finally leaving. We ca
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Caught Between Shining and Burning Bright, She Chose to Go Crazy 在发光和发热之间,她选择了发疯
[Dating show + going off the rails + showbiz + humiliating scumbags + exes crawling back] The High God Gu Si transmigrated into a book to undergo a trial. The book took the stand-in trope to the extreme. The green-tea older sister kept men on the hook, while Gu Si played the stand-in for every kind of scumbag, eventually dying with hatred in her heart after a lifetime spent in someone else’s shadow. To pass her trial, she had to collect regret points from the scumbags. Gu Si was thrilled. “Playi
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The Unparalleled Little Scapegoat 绝世小冤种
Also known as: I Pay, You Risk Your Life, and We Both Go Crazy; The Ultimate Scapegoat; Power Over All, Sword to the Heavens Someone has set a trap to make everyone turn against me. "It's fine. I have a System..." Luo Yinyou comforted herself. "Even if the System is a total troll!" The world order had changed drastically, and the flow of destiny had been redistributed. Countless geniuses emerged, but the most dazzling of them all was the young lord Ye Ci of Dragon Island, hailed as the greatest
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After Transmigrating as a Cannon Fodder, I Went Viral with My Goofy Antics 穿成炮灰后,靠沙雕爆火出圈
Wen Shuang woke up to discover he’d become a disposable character in a wholesome romance novel: he cast a wide net to reel in men, played both sides, and was greedy and vain. From the start, it was Hell Mode. Looking at the second male lead as he emerged from the bathroom, his expression unreadable, Wen Shuang swallowed hard. “President Xuan, I’m so soft. If you punch me, I’ll be crying for ages.” Xuan Zhe: “Do you think you’re funny?” Wen Shuang used his goofy antics to scrape through the f
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Now That I’m Reborn, Who’d Still Run with the Gangsters? 都重生了谁还混社会
Short drama: "Loyal to the Skies: Starting Over" is now streaming The novel was originally titled "Now That I've Been Reborn, Who Would Still Run With Gangs?" [Reborn + business + lots of underlings + no groveling + no cowardice + taking the righteous path + law-abiding] A big shot from the underworld returns to 2010. Should he repeat his old mistakes and keep running with gangs, or abandon his underlings and take the road to a brighter future? No! I won't choose! In this life, I, Qin Jiang, wil
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