My Dear Subjects, Why Won’t You Speak?

Name: My Dear Subjects, Why Won’t You Speak?
Author: Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun

我亲爱的子民，你为什么不说话

by Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun (正余弦生活在太阳)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 284k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Modern Romance High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Absurd comedy] [Bratty, wicked princess x Knight Commander who dotes on his wife]

Due to a System error, the princess of the Interstellar Empire and her four knights transmigrated into a showbiz novel, becoming a five-person team of villainous cannon fodder.

From the start, during a livestream...

The chuunibyou princess stayed in character as a wicked villainess and said to a turtle, “My dear subject, why aren't you speaking?”

Knight One: “Your Highness, it must be so captivated by your beauty that it's too ashamed to look up.”

Knight Two: “How dare it ignore Your Highness!”

Knight Three: “It's fine to be proud, but if someone gives you face, you should take it.”

Knight Four: “You can't fix what's inside, even if you look in a mirror!”

Comments: “Are you people crazy??”

´◡`

The turtle clan's natural enemy is the eagle clan. The little snapping-turtle princess is afraid of eagles, but not of the owl knight commander.

But Fu Susumang didn't like this spoiled, willful princess.

Everyone on Imperial Star adored the princess, but his relatives had sent him to the palace and handed him over to her like an object.

Why should he?

So he turned a blind eye to all her antics: skipping class, throwing tantrums, pretending to be sick...

Whatever she wanted him to do, he did it.

His goal was simply to spoil her rotten until everyone hated her and she suffered the consequences herself

What? She was already spoiled rotten?

Then he'd keep spoiling her. He'd bear the consequences.

Stats

150Chapters

1.1kReads · 30 days

879.5kReads · all time

143Shelves

9.3Score

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So... The author has two names. I wonder why the name Yan Wang is so familiar to me, but I finally confirmed it when I saw Yan Luo, ah! Same author? Then I clicked on the author's homepage and found that there was no second book. I was even more confused, what? Could it be that he is a good friend of the author of a certain book?
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It's amazing! It'll give me a year's worth of laughs! (My mom is telling me to get out of here because it's so noisy.)
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It's great! I love this kind of slightly unconventional (just kidding) funny writing!
72 likes4y ago
Hahaha, Da Qian's books are still so good!!! My precious baby is so cute!!! Gui Bao is cute too!!! Family, don't miss out, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!!! This book isn't 999, not 99.9, Not 9.9, Take it home for free! Take it home for free!!! Take it home for free!!!
65 likes4y ago
I absolutely love this kind of quirky writing.
60 likes4y ago
I have to support the author's new story! It's just as hilarious, I love it! (But please, please don't make Wangwang's younger brother a supporting character! A small cameo is enough, please don't turn him into a lovestruck supporting character!!!! 😢😢)
55 likes4y ago
Your writing is as hilarious as ever! Such a precious little darling! And the Knight Commander is so arrogant!
40 likes4y ago
The female lead is so cute, a silly beauty, and everyone dotes on her so much! I love her! The male lead is also great, he spoils the female lead rotten! I'm totally smitten! I'm happy to see Wangwang make a cameo appearance as Que Shi, but honestly, I hope Wangwang doesn't have any romantic pairings. I really don't want him to have any! 😅🥺
39 likes4y ago
This is absolutely amazing! All you ladies need to read it. The story is so fresh and original. And, I declare, this book has been my source of laughter for the entire year! The story of the Second Princess and the Foodie Knight continues, so let's wait and see! 🥰🥰🥰
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The book is really, really good! But I hope the author won't give Wangwang a romantic subplot! I hope Wangwang doesn't become the second male lead! Wangwang should be the only one who shines!
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