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1. 1051 本 This Princess’s Duck House Is Open for Business! 本公主的鸭馆开业了！ Cream Candy Bun奶油糖包Ancient Romance115k WordsOngoing [Super-Sweet 1v1 + Strong Female Lead + Wild Imagination + Silly Humor and Memes] I transmigrated into the fourth princess, described in the history books as “extravagant and debauched, and utterly useless.” My empress mother told me to learn from my three immortal-like sisters: My eldest sister founded schools for girls, with students all over the world; My second sister built temples, whose incense offerings reached every corner of the land; My third sister was a business prodigy, richer than —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Highly recommended! This is a book with an incredibly imaginative plot, full of hilarious jokes and vivid descriptions!

2. 1052 双 Twin Star Planet 双子星球 The Water Must Come to a Boil温水要烧开Urban199k WordsCompleted What do you do when your daughter believes beauty is justice? If you’re ugly, you really do get beaten up. (New book, made for a fun read. Three chapters a day, with a minimum of 6,000 words. No upper limit depending on how things go. Come on in!) 90 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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   I don't like to laugh indiscriminately. Mainly because I'm worried that older people's teeth won't be able to hold up.

3. 1053 渗 Love by Infiltration 渗透式爱情 Cong Yuanyuan丛圆圆Modern Romance303k WordsCompleted A troublemaker who seems tough but is soft inside × a younger, scheming man who always cleans up after her Mature adults pushing each other to the limit | Love at first sight, bold flirting, and ambiguous sparks | Dark humor and two crazies falling in love [Playing the fool to catch the tiger, a younger man taming a playboy, and a woman completely under her husband’s thumb] From love at first sight to a love that runs deep: an oddball paired with a lunatic, falling harder with every passing day. 5.6kReads8.5Score461Shelves

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   It's hilarious; the comments section is full of "hahahahaha".

4. 1054 双 Dual Evolution: The Minor Villain's Split-Personality Diary 双重进化：路人反派精分日记 Chen Siling陈祀灵Mystery597k WordsOngoing [Infinite Flow + No CP + Multiple One-Sided Crushes + Split Personality + Wild Imagination] Who says this cover is bad? It's absolutely brilliant. Reincarnation instances? Even dogs wouldn't... Go! Of course you go through reincarnation instances! Every reincarnator is a real talent, and they're all so nice to talk to. Extras? Even dogs wouldn't... Be! Of course you be an extra! Just lie flat the whole time, I love it~ Villains? Even dogs wouldn't... Do! Of course you play the villain! Tormentin 358Reads8.2Score100Shelves

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   The female lead isn't a traditionally good or bad person; she's funny and has a quirky way of thinking.

5. 1055 从 Starting with a Dating Reality Show: A Slow Start, Then Full Speed Ahead! 从恋综开始：低开疯走！ Chen Siling陈祀灵Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted #NoCP + Multiple One-Sided Crushes + Heroine with Multiple Personalities (?) + Wild Plot Twists# [Want to fall in love? The kind where you die if you don't.] Chen Gusong tilted her head in confusion, staring at her freshly deceased 54-year-old body, question marks filling her mind... Huh? "But I just died." [Oh... Want to fall in love? The kind that brings you back to life.] "No." [Correct! Congratulations on becoming contestant #1304 on Matchmaker Has Arrived! The couples who successfully pair 783Reads8.8Score102Shelves
6. 1056 星 Interstellar: They Want to Expel Me? I'll Build an S-Rank Mecha Instead 星际：逼我退学？反手造S级机甲 Three Moons in the Shadow月影成三Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.4M WordsCompleted [Interstellar + comedy + academy + competitions + mecha crafting + management + no romance] Mecha queen Shen Zhaoyun is reborn three hundred years later. The teacher asks, “What do you think of Shen Zhaoyun, who created the Alliance’s first mecha? What drove her to create the world’s first mecha?” Shen Zhaoyun replies, “She’s a little clever, poor, stingy, and loves money… Why did she create mechas? Because she was afraid of dying!” The teacher flies into a rage, spittle flying everywhere. “Wron 48.6kReads9.4Score8.9kShelves

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   I'd laugh even if I bet on this. [Flying kiss]

7. 1057 老 Boss, Can We Really Make a Comeback in This State of Mind? 老大，我们这精神状态真能逆袭吗 Explosive Sweet Pepper爆炸甜椒Modern Romance347k WordsOngoing [Fun-Loving Heroine + Wealthy-Family Ensemble + Everyone Speaks in Riddles] One day, Chi Yu discovers she's the wicked villainess in a novel, doomed to die horribly, and she gets an itch to do something about it. She really feels like throwing a punch, thanks. So she goes right ahead and does just that. A spoiled rich kid wants to take unflattering pictures of her and ruin her reputation? Sorry, your embarrassing photos are going on Moments first~ The original heroine breaks character and immedi 195Reads8.2Score—Shelves

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   One second Pei Zhiqi was a triumphant big shot, the next he was being humiliated by the forces of Beicheng, unable to even access the surveillance footage! The famous scene of Chi Yu handing out candy had just passed when he was blown away by the absurdity of this case. This is too much!

8. 1058 西 Journey to the West: A Nonsensical Scripture 西游：无厘头经 Sage of Elixirs丹圣子Eastern Fantasy458k WordsCompleted A fresh concept, an imagination that runs wild, and nonstop laughs Absurd Journey to the West: Every Trial Is a Chinese Idiom or Riddle This Journey to the West Is Packed with Jokes: One Riddle for Every Trial Journey to the West Has Gone Crazy, Beating Demons with Comedy Alone The Buddha Has Lost It! He Wants to Replace the Sutras with Nonsense First Trial: The Expectant Chicken, Mistaking a Chicken Feather for an Imperial Decree From the start, the first trial is already outrageous: make a chi 30Reads—Score—Shelves

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   This is a great book! The concept is novel, and it's a laugh-out-loud Journey to the West fanfic. The ideas are wildly imaginative and hilarious. The first challenge is ridiculously difficult: make the chickens eat you! (You can't jump in yourself; they have to eat you willingly.) The five travelers put themselves on a dinner table, trying to sell themselves to the monsters because of their good looks, and then they have to wait for the monsters to eat them quickly—isn't that outrageous? Then there's more: the five travelers participate in a matchmaking event, walking a catwalk on horseback—hilarious! Did anyone find a match? Keep reading to find out; Tang Sanzang's situation is even more outrageous, and the heroine's appearance is completely unexpected.

9. 1059 有 Like Mother, Like Daughter: A Villain’s Family Always Has a Wicked Little Side Character! 有其反派家人必有其小恶毒女配！ A Path Through the Mist雾见路Modern Romance1.3M WordsOngoing [Foil Character / Five-Year-Old Devil Child / Beloved Villain / Strong Heroine / Ensemble Cast] Della grew up on a livestream watched by the whole internet at the Imperial Nursery. The moment she awakened, she realized she had drawn a living-hell script. The sweet, saintly heroine had a saintly duke for a father, a brother squad who doted on her, and a whole beastfolk race treating her like a darling they were afraid to let fall. And Della? She was the evil female everyone despised, the foil the 9.1kReads8.2Score1.4kShelves

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   Although still ongoing, Della, despite being only 5 years old, is truly a female with remarkable leadership qualities. She always seems to utter something with a very "leadership-like" air about her. Highly recommended!

10. 1060 曹 Cao Cao Transmigrates into Tang Sanzang 曹操穿越成唐僧 Where Does the Wind Come From?风来何处Eastern Fantasy624k WordsCompleted A downright hilarious book! “Wukong, let me be honest with you. I love this demon general to death. I don't care whose subordinate or mount he is, he has to join our westbound pilgrimage!” --------The demons have powerful connections early on, with little variation. Later chapters... bring a huge twist!! An offbeat, surreal Journey to the West! It also takes a look at the relationships and rivalries along the pilgrimage from Cao Cao's point of view. “Why has everyone taken all my demon generals? 374Reads8.5Score—Shelves

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    Here comes the funny part, take a look.

11. 1061 刘 Liu Bei Transmigrates into King Zhou 刘备穿越成纣王 Where Does the Wind Come From?风来何处Historical1.5M WordsOngoing The rating is low because it was only recently released. The story is definitely good, so read with confidence. Liu Bei has become King Zhou? That means he's the ruler of all under Heaven from the start. His enemy is the Western Zhou, renowned for its benevolence. Liu Bei couldn't help smiling. “Why am I being challenged in the one thing I'm best at?” Then memories of King Zhou flooded Liu Bei's mind, and he exclaimed in alarm, “Wait! This isn't the Shang and Zhou dynasties from history. There a 917Reads5.9Score105Shelves
12. 1062 坐 Waiting for Him to Mess Up! My Detective Husband Is Acting Suspicious 坐等翻车！闪婚刑警老公不太对劲 Snake and Panda蛇与熊猫Modern Romance329k WordsCompleted 2.8kReads—Score253Shelves

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    These are all incredibly silly articles, but they're quite entertaining.

13. 1063 闪 You Want a Divorce After Our Whirlwind Wedding? The Cantonese Tycoon's Heir Won't Let Go 闪婚还想离？粤圈太子爷不放手了 Snake and Panda蛇与熊猫Modern Romance259k WordsCompleted Fake easygoing, genuinely money-loving, optimistic, goofy sweetheart × fake celibate, genuinely pure-hearted heir to the Cantonese entertainment scene [Marriage first, love later + slice-of-life slow burn + devoted couple, sweet romance, and comedy] Sang Xiaoxiao, a professional blind-date saboteur, finally got herself into trouble. She married in someone else's place to pay off a debt, but mistook her husband and registered her marriage with a handsome stranger named Xu Rusheng. The good news: 601Reads8.2Score104Shelves
14. 1064 宝 Baby, So What If I’m Shameless? You Love It Too 宝宝，我贱怎么啦？你不也爱的欢 Snake and Panda蛇与熊猫Modern Romance278k WordsCompleted A shameless, slick-talking second-generation heir and domineering CEO × a sweet, sunny heiress who’s a genius at taking down electronics [Love Before Marriage + Hilarious Everyday Life + Father-in-Law and Son-in-Law Torment Each Other + All Sugar, No Ice + Childhood Friends + Both Each Other’s First] When she was three, Luo Xintang had her first kiss “stolen” by Chen Zhe, who was six months older. Everyone said, “They’re just playing house. It doesn’t count.” At eighteen, they were caught kissin 3.5kReads—Score304Shelves
15. 1065 中 A Chuunibyou Teen’s Hilarious Journey to Immortality 中二少年搞笑修仙 Redstone Taoist红石道人Rural Life650k WordsOngoing [Hilarious Cultivation + Modern Urban Life + Primordial World + the Myriad Worlds] In Lu Family Village in western Hunan, fifteen-year-old Lu Xiaohou stopped going to school after graduating from junior high. He spent every day reading web novels on his beat-up phone, and soon became obsessed with cultivation. A Record of a Mortal's Journey to Immortality, Renegade Immortal, and A Will Eternal: he knew them all by heart and read them so obsessively that he neglected everything else. He was compl 8.2kReads6.3Score489Shelves

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    This book is both cringeworthy and hilarious.

16. 1066 别 Don't Mess With Her, or She'll Make You Cry for Your Mama 别惹她，她发起疯来让你哭着喊妈 Yi Qingqing艺卿卿Modern Romance105k WordsCompleted [Unhinged antics + meme jokes + showbiz + dating reality show] Jiang Wang transmigrates into a novel called The Purehearted Girl Turns Up the Heat, only to be sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. What a brutal start! Her dad doesn't care, her mom doesn't love her, she's a little broke, and someone even dumps her! No matter! What doesn't kill her will only make her even more deranged! When her sleazy ex and her younger sister gang up on her, she slaps them back: Come on, let's see what 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is very good!

17. 1067 都 Laugh, Go Crazy, Laugh Yourself Silly: I Transmigrated into a Book Set in the Tang Dynasty 都笑，都疯，穿书到大唐我笑疯了 Yunduan Qiqi云端七七Ancient Romance223k WordsOngoing [Transmigrates into a book + hilarious + System + modern woman in ancient times + romance + silly fun + marriage first, love later + satisfying payback + wildly imaginative + happy ending] The sickly, possessive Prince Li Xuan of the Tang Dynasty ✖ Tang Xiaoxiao, a stand-up comedian who transmigrates into a book set in the Tang Dynasty (If you're tired or in a bad mood and want to unwind, come on in. I hope this will make you laugh and laugh!) (When it comes to life, the most important thing is 118Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book! Highly recommended!! I laughed so hard!! Super hilarious!!! Absolutely ridiculous!! Hilarious!! So funny!!! A sweet romance between a stand-up comedian who transmigrates to the Tang Dynasty and a prince. A powerful female protagonist story, hilarious time-travel romance, protected by Emperor Taizong (Li Shimin), pampered by the Empress, secretly loved by a Mongol prince, and with friends like Li Bai, Du Fu, and Wei Zheng. Every chapter is suspenseful and full of twists and turns. The writing is concise and lively. Hope you enjoy it!

18. 1068 穿 After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Plucked the Male Lead’s Halo Bare 穿书后，我把男主光环薅秃了 Xing Wu An星梧安Modern Romance539k WordsCompleted [1V1 ultra-sweet + goofy humor and meme references + showbiz + variety shows + face-slapping + career growth] [Unhinged, laid-back showbiz CEO VS upright, brooding law lecturer] Wen Muyun transmigrates into a book. She becomes the brainless, vicious female side character in a domineering CEO novel, obsessed with the male lead and scheming against the heroine. In the end, her father dies, she goes mad, and her company goes bankrupt. Wen Muyun: I’m checking out and doing nothing. Let the cap 6.4kReads—Score727Shelves

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    It's so good, absolutely amazing! So good you wouldn't even notice if someone died next to you! Super awesome, just look! If you don't like it, come back and hit me!

19. 1069 捡 I Picked Up a Hitman to Be My Wife, but She Has Too Many Secrets 捡个杀手做老婆，但秘密有点多 Mr. Fengzhu风竹先生Urban351k WordsCompleted On his wedding night, programmer Fang Cheng “picked up” an amnesiac female assassin covered in blood. To protect his peaceful life of living off his wife, he has no choice but to walk a tightrope between his gentle, tender nurse wife and “cousin” Ling Shuang, who could snap at any moment. An assassin shows up at the door? Don't panic, just splash a bowl of spicy hot pot on the floor and make him slip! His cousin might be hiding a knife? “Wow, Cousin, you're so good at chopping vegetables!” His w 74Reads—Score—Shelves

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    These novels are hilarious.

20. 1070 芯 Chip Control: From the Start, I Win Over My Female Boss 芯片控制，开局收服女上司。 Mr. Fengzhu风竹先生Urban227k WordsCompleted About how my all-star team thinks I'm a total loser. After waking up one day with a chip in his brain, Lin Feng finds himself in charge of four superpowered go-getters. The financial queen makes money for him, the ancient martial arts assassin takes care of his problems, the psychological master covers his tracks, and the top hacker "renovates" his opponents' computers. Lin Feng only has to do his own job: act like a trembling, unbelievably lucky "airhead sweetheart" in front of them. The villai 610Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 1071 芯 Chip-Controlled, the Goddess Becomes My Maid 芯片控制，女神成为我的女仆 Mr. Fengzhu风竹先生Urban596k WordsCompleted When an encrypted alien code is accidentally implanted in him, ordinary programmer Zhao Yunfeng becomes a target for elimination by the Kronos, a race of “time raiders.” In his darkest hour, ten extraordinary women implanted with “guardian chips” gather around him under a command they must obey absolutely, from an icy executive director to the daughter of a martial arts family, from a top-tier star to a genius hacker. The chips grant them unrivaled combat power, while also linking them through h 388Reads—Score160Shelves
22. 1072 祖 My Great-Grandmother Is a Puppet Maker 祖奶是人偶师 Mr. Fengzhu风竹先生Urban356k WordsCompleted Funny, really funny. I suggest reading the first three chapters to see if they make you laugh. On a parallel-world Blue Star, while other people awaken superpowers and save the world, I awaken my great-grandmother and four “doll” maids. My daily routine: combing a martial arts master’s hair, warming milk for a top assassin, reading fairy tales to a financial queen, and even setting up the internet for a hacker grandmaster. Great-Grandma lays down the law: anyone who dares bully her precious gran 18Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 1073 捡 I Picked Up a Demon Empress to Be My Wife, but She’s a Little Too Fierce 捡个魔帝女神做老婆，但有点彪 Mr. Fengzhu风竹先生Urban124k WordsCompleted The Demon Emperor Xue Qianhong gets so dazed in the middle of a fight that, when he opens his eyes, he's in the stockroom of a discount supermarket. He's lost his memories, and all he has left is a strong Northeastern accent: “What the heck is this?” Forced to stay and work, he soon finds a cool, poker-faced policewoman, a rich young lady trained in ancient martial arts, and a nerdy hacker all showing up to work part-time. Every one of them thinks their frail boss needs protecting. Zhao Yulong c 2Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 1074 明 Flirting Openly! Seducing in Secret! Sharing Sweet Moments on a Dating Show with a Top-Tier Star 明撩！暗诱！和顶流影帝恋综撒糖 A Crescent Moon一剪月Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted The print editions of the novel and manga adaptation of Secret Crush Echoes are now available for purchase across all platforms. Li Jiu is hailed as a breathtaking beauty in Beijing’s elite circles, with sultry eyes, long legs, a slender waist, and a dazzling, unrestrained beauty. One drunken night, she accidentally flirts with Pei Shisi, a top-tier star and actor, then gets boycotted across the internet after a trending video shows her pinching his butt. What no one knows is that the two grew u 18.8kReads9.5Score2.5kShelves

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    🔥A collection of hilarious, laugh-out-loud novels is here! From obscure actors constantly revealing their true identities to a genuine heiress who hates everyone equally, to a super-powerful yet idiotic junior sister, a mystical patriarch spoiling a gossip queen, and even scenes of destroying one's dantian to achieve a counterattack, and iconic moments of house-breaking while watching gossip unfold—12 completed novels brimming with quirky plots and mind-blowing twists, guaranteed to make you laugh! [Top Post]

25. 1075 坏 Oh No! I Transmigrated into the Sister of the Heroine in an Angsty Romance 坏了！我穿成虐文女主的姐姐 Xu Xun蓿寻Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Ye Zhi had only wanted to find a brainless sweet romance to relax with, but she never expected to be duped by an angst-ridden story disguised as a sweet romance! In this novel, the male lead drives the female lead's family into bankruptcy, gets her whole family killed, and then locks her up, subjecting her to every kind of physical and emotional abuse. Yet after a series of melodramatic events, the male lead apologizes and gives in, and the female lead has already forgotten the deep blood feud b 6.1kReads9.3Score620Shelves
26. 1076 成 After Becoming a Substitute, I Dance on a Different CEO’s Head Every Day 成为替身后，每天都在不同总裁头上蹦迪 Bawling Like a Baby汪汪大哭Modern Romance509k WordsCompleted When the heiress to a ten-billion-yuan financial empire awakens after a car accident, she discovers she's the cannon-fodder replacement in a melodramatic novel, treated like a collectible doll by four deranged men. Luo Qianyu tears up the sacrificial script and launches into her own brand of madness, trampling over the four men's spines: The financial tyrant treats her like his precious white moonlight? She turns around and puts him on the trending list for tax evasion. The top-tier star uses he 1kReads9.0Score105Shelves
27. 1077 火 After Cremating My Scumbag Ex, I Became a Hit on a Dating Show 火葬渣男后，我上恋综爆火了 Gu Huo故火Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [One-on-One Romance + Dating Show Livestream + Satisfying Comeuppance + Showbiz] After breaking up with a top-tier star, Chi Yang, an actress from the lowest rung of the industry who was hated across the internet, joined a dating show. Her antis mocked her: “You got dumped and now you’re going on a show to leech off your ex? You’re so desperate to get famous. Does anyone actually like you?” But once the show began, viewers saw a very different picture: The refined, handsome, nationally acclaimed 20.4kReads9.3Score3.3kShelves
28. 1078 玄 The Mystic Grandmaster Drops a Bombshell, Leaving the CEO's Whole Family in a Panic 玄学老祖爆大瓜，霸总全家心发慌 Luo Ying Like Water洛潆如水Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [The whole family can hear her thoughts + metaphysics + gossip + ghost-catching + wealthy family + one-on-one romance] Wen Shuang, an ancient ancestor of the mystical arts, transmigrates into the body of a rich wife who’s been causing trouble, is hated by her husband, and is about to get divorced. [Divorce? You’d better hurry. This man has the face of someone with a short life. He’ll get into a car accident tonight. He’ll survive, but both his legs will be amputated. He’ll never recover, his com 23.1kReads9.0Score3.1kShelves

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