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- 551 This Man Has On-Screen Comments Above His Head 这个男人头上长弹幕了 This Man Has Speech Bubbles Over His Head 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 552 High-Energy Warning! I Became Famous Nationwide Through Variety Shows 高能预警!我靠综艺爆红全网 [Aloof, celebrated director × sweet, goofy actress] Become the target of the whole internet's ridicule from the start? Chen Xining: Whatever. I'll handle it! After being abducted as a child, she reunites with her birth family and charges into show business. Her father doesn't care for her, her mother doesn't love her, and she has only two coins in her pocket. Bound by a contract, she has no choice but to become a wage slave. Chen Xining takes matters into her own hands, joining a new variety sho 2kReads7.7Score194Shelves
- 553 Oh No! It’s About to Become an Emperor! 不好!它要成帝! Oh No! It's About to Become an Emperor! 12Reads—Score—Shelves
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My Scrap Recycling System: It Turns Out to Be a Mouth 我的废品回收系统:竟然是一张嘴
[Comedy + Dumpster Diving + Everyday Life + System + Urban + Wild Imagination + Realistic + Hilarious + Tycoon + Scrap Collecting + Recycling + Getting Rich + Multiple Heroines] Everyone else's Systems are lifeless, but my System, Li Ran's, is alive: a pair of bright red lips. Ever since she came into my life, things have gradually started getting better. Comedy, a System, everyday life, dumpster diving, and meeting all sorts of women: that's Li Ran's daily life. I'm a handsome 32-year-old guy w
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Reborn as Zhang Cuishan: Master, Save Me! 重生张翠山,师尊救我!
People say that if Zhang Cuishan had just shouted, “Master, save me!” not one of the Six Major Sects would have made it down the mountain that day. Who knows if that's true? No one actually wanted to kill him. His and his wife's deaths left the Six Major Sects in an awful predicament. They'd gone there to rid the martial world of a menace and uphold its moral order. To keep the fine young man Zhang Cuishan from going astray, all they wanted was for him to reveal Xie Xun's whereabouts. After that
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- 556 Slam Dunk: The Great Emperor Tsunoda 灌篮高手之角田大帝 If you don't read to the end, you'll never know what this book is about! It's definitely not just a story about leveling up with a System! [Comedy + Slam Dunk + Daily Life + School Life + City Life + Face-Slapping + Plot Twists + Romance + Transmigration + Rebirth + Weak System + Food + Suspense + Fan Fiction + Sports] These are the amusing exploits of the Great Emperor Kakuta. A comedic slice-of-life story disguised as Slam Dunk. In the Slam Dunk anime, Shohoku High School's basketball team has 921Reads8.1Score—Shelves
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Your Highness, Hold Her Back! The Princess Consort Strikes to Kill 王爷拦着点,王妃出手就要命
Transmigration + sweet romance + a devoted couple Lin Ye transmigrates by accident, only to be used as a pawn by her own father and forced to marry a disabled prince. Lin Ye: “Your Highness, I’ve come to defect. How about we pull off a spy-within-a-spy operation?” The prince: Is this woman an idiot or what?! With silver needles in her delicate hands, she heals the prince’s legs. With deft hands, she takes up carpentry and strikes fear into powerful enemies on every side. The prince turns into he
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Quick Transmigration: From the Start, I Give the CEO a Big Beatdown 快穿:开局给霸总一个大比兜
[Quick Transmigration + Silly Shenanigans + Easygoing Daily Life + Putting Scumbags in Their Place] Ye Qing was a no-name slacker who spent her days goofing off. After staying up so late that she suddenly died, she accidentally bonded with the Quick Transmigration System 404. To come back to life and return to the real world, she had to change the plot and complete missions to turn around the bad reviews. 404 never expected its very first mission to bind it to such a sneaky Host. It told her to
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Be Good, Just Comfort Me a Little 乖乖,你哄我一下
[Both leads are each other's only ones | Sweet romance | Long-planned love | Top student | Possessive] The first time they met, Jiang Wu pulled out a letter without a word. Fu Chiyan declined coolly. “Sorry, I don't accept love letters.” “If you don't accept love letters, then...” Jiang Wu smiled. “How about a suicide note?” Fu Chiyan: “?” The night Jiang Wu moved into the Fu family home, Fu Chiyan, who had always hated trouble, laid down two rules. “Whether we're at home or at school, don't com
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I Called Off Our Ten-Year Engagement, and the Aloof Powerful Official Fell for Me 我退十年婚约,清冷权臣沦陷了
I Called Off Our Ten-Year Engagement, and the Cold, Powerful Official Fell for Me
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Eavesdropping on a Crazy Woman's Thoughts While Enjoying the Drama: The Whole Court Is Panicking 听癫女心声吃瓜,满朝文武天塌啦
[Unhinged Heroine + The Entire Court Gossips + Lighthearted and Fun + Everyone's Darling] (The author was halfway through writing this and nearly laughed herself into a coma, hahaha...) Lu Yanchu transmigrates into a book as the vicious true heiress who dies young, and she's also a scumbag's devoted lapdog. From the start, the scumbag kicks her to the ground. So she rolls on the spot, gives him a perfect split, and feeds him a fresh lump of dog shit for good measure. Luckily, she gets bound to a
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- 562 Reunited in the Civil Service! My Elementary School Desk Mate Is So Good at Spoiling Me 重逢体制内!我的小学同桌超会宠 Reunited in the Civil Service! My Elementary School Desk Mate Spoils Me Rotten 8Reads—Score—Shelves
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I Became a Sensation Worldwide by Livestreaming Fortune-Telling 我靠直播算命,火爆了全世界
[Reborn + livestreaming + fortune-telling + ghost-hunting + episodic stories + satisfying revenge + punishing evil and promoting good] When she opened her eyes, metaphysics master Ye Ling discovered that she had been reborn! Her host was not only a social-phobe, but also had a mother with terminal cancer, an older brother who had never married, and an honest, simple father. To pay for her mother's treatment, find a wife for her brother, and give her family a better life, Ye Ling decided to retur
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I Become the Villain's Wicked Mother and Nurse Kids on a Parenting Show 穿成反派的恶毒亲妈,在娃综奶娃
[Marriage first, love later × two people in the entertainment industry × adorable child × parenting variety show × livestream × scumbag's road to redemption] Xu Zhaozhao was completely screwed. She woke up to find she'd become the vicious mother of the book's big villain. According to the original story, the villain's birth mother beat or scolded him when he was little, causing him to turn evil and become twisted, until he eventually murdered her in cold blood. Fortunately, the future villain is
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- 565 I Won Fifty Million, So I Quit the Rat Race 中奖五千万,我直接退出内卷大赛 I Won Fifty Million, So I Quit the Rat Race on the Spot 13Reads—Score—Shelves
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Sweet Military Marriage in the 1980s: My Ex Regrets It Too Late 八零军婚甜蜜蜜,前夫后悔火葬场
[Military marriage + satisfying revenge, no putting up with mistreatment + male lead appears late + everyday life + farming + no golden finger + taking down scoundrels + sweet romance + ensemble cast + family matters + military officers + commanding officer] In her previous life, Qiao Jiangxin married into the Chen family. She shouldered every burden to give them a peaceful life, working like an ox and a horse to support her husband's literary ambitions, care for her ailing in-laws, and look aft
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- 567 A Ski Slope Fall Brought Me a Doctor Childhood Friend 雪场摔出个竹马医生 A Fall at the Ski Resort Brought Me a Childhood-Friend Doctor 11Reads—Score—Shelves
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Gold Grows from Fertile Soil: He Returns to the Countryside 沃土生金:禾归乡野
Golden Harvests from Fertile Soil: Grain Returns to the Countryside
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Deliberate Seduction: The Lovesick Emperor Is a Master Flirt 蓄意引诱,病娇陛下超会撩
[Short dramas “Has the Chancellor Been Flirted With Today?” and “Has the Chancellor Broken His Vows Today?” are now available. Search Tomato to watch.] [One-on-one romance + both leads are each other’s first + heroine disguised as a man + adored by everyone + love rivals everywhere + male rivals competing for her + regretful pursuit + second male lead wins] Perpetually slacking off, with occasional bursts of ambition: Chancellor Jiang Qingci & dark, clingy, lovesick beauty of a young emperor: Sh
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- 570 After Winning Ten Million, I Quietly Became a Legend at a State-Owned Enterprise 中奖千万后,我在国企低调封神 After Winning Ten Million, I Keep a Low Profile at a State-Owned Enterprise 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 571 Unorthodox Martial Arts: I Sweep Aside Fierce Beasts with Ridiculous Tricks 整活武道:我靠骚操作横扫凶兽 Martial Arts Mayhem: I Sweep Aside Ferocious Beasts with Outrageous Tricks 11Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Empress Drives the Tyrant Mad by Reloading Her Save 娘娘靠读档逼疯暴君
[The short drama The Bewitching Consort Captivates Hearts, and the Tyrant Loses Control is now available] Liu Zhiyuan transmigrates into a book. The bad news: the moment she arrives, the tyrant is about to beat her to death with clubs. The good news: she can reload and try again! And so begins the dog emperor’s miserable life. One second he’s bathing and getting dressed; the next, his clothes are gone. One second he’s just fallen asleep; the next, he’s stuffing his face. One second he’s finished
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In the 1970s: Picking Up a Madman as My Husband 七零年代疯批夫妇
Historical era + green tea schemer + obsessive love + unhinged + powerful lead + everyday family life + pocket dimension + food + healing + transmigrate into a book This is the story of two unfortunate souls saving each other. After transmigrating into the countryside as a little orphan, Ming Dai meets Zhou Sinian, a mad powerful man who loves wearing red headscarves. Under the protection of his reputation, she manages to establish herself in the village. Zhou Sinian was a cannon-fodder characte
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- 574 Returning to the River in Late Summer 晚夏归川 Late Summer Returns to the River 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 575 The Supernatural Constable Gu Tiandao 灵异捕快古天刀 The winding smoke of everyday life rises through the city's urban villages, concealing countless human joys and sorrows, while wronged spirits of the dead roam the streets. Gu Tiandao, a food delivery rider, unexpectedly gains the ability to communicate with spirits and ends up moonlighting as a paranormal detective. He has to keep up with the rent, deliver food, and put up with his station manager exploiting him, all while handling one bizarre case after another: unjustly dead spirits, lingeri 46Reads—Score—Shelves
- 576 My Tsundere Lucky Carp Secretly Stacks Good-Luck Buffs for Me Every Day 傲娇锦鲤天天偷偷给我叠好运buff My Tsundere Koi Fish Secretly Stacks Good-Luck Buffs for Me Every Day 2Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Chef God's Journey: The System Has Fooled Me a Thousand Times 厨神成长记之系统坑我千百遍
A Chef God’s Growth Journal: The System Keeps Screwing Me Over
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- 578 Wrongfully Imprisoned for Five Years, the Business World's Disowned Son Returns in Triumph 蒙冤五载,商界弃子强势归来 Falsely Accused for Five Years, the Business World's Castoff Returns in Force 8Reads—Score—Shelves
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I Asked You to Scavenge, and You Found a Nuclear Bomb? 让你捡破烂,你捡出来核弹?
[Feel-good] [Comedy] [Livestream] [No Romance] [Lighthearted] Su Yun transmigrates into a parallel world and joins the show The Strongest Challenger, where he draws the job of “scrap collector.” From the moment he finds a Type 38 rifle, things start getting weird. Police: “You’re just a scrap collector, so why are you always running into corpses?” Online viewers: “I told you to collect scrap, not solve crimes!” Military: “Holy crap! A pilgrimage of beasts! The Imperial Seal! The tomb of a Qin dy
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The Adored Little Charmer Becomes the Most Coveted Woman in the Capital 权宠小撩精,成了京城万人迷
[Complete] [Despised by everyone early on, plot-focused] [Loved by everyone later, with a romantic free-for-all] [Looks like a familiar trope at first, but the imagination takes off] [The main story has a canon pairing; the male supporting characters get bonus chapters] Chu Luo never imagined that asking the author to kill off a minor female character would get her cursed by that very character and make her transmigrate into a book as the useless crown princess who had forced five beautiful men
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- 581 Twenty-Eight at the Night Market: The Bracelet I Found Brings Me Incredible Luck 夜市二十八,我淘的手串好运开挂 At Night Market 28, the Prayer Beads I Found Bring Me Ridiculous Luck 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 582 The Mad Consort by Proxy: Prince, I Hope You're Well 《替嫁疯妃,王爷别来无恙》 My Replacement Bride Is a Madwoman, Stay Away, Prince! 11Reads—Score—Shelves
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Be a Concubine? You're Not Worthy! I'll Find a Better Match, and You'll Beg Me to Stay 做妾?你也配?另谋高嫁你下跪
This book is now available as a full-cast audio drama, and it’s hilarious! Give it a listen! [Hilarious Transmigration + Medical Space + Sweet, Satisfying Romance + Power Struggles + Palace and Household Intrigue + Mutual Devotion and Strength] A genius in medicine and poison transmigrates to ancient times with a medical space. She wakes up in a coffin, only to have a bewitching man try to steal it? Her ex-husband favors his concubine, abuses his wife, and shamelessly claims her dowry? Her fathe
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- 584 All My Secret Identities Are Offspring of Heaven's Sages 我的马甲全是天道圣人们的崽 She transmigrated into the perilous Primordial World, with a game simulator as her only golden finger. It let her create secret identities and choose her origins. So her first secret identity was the child of the Three Pure Ones! Her first father was skilled in alchemy, her second father in crafting artifacts, and her third father was none other than Tongtian, the leader of the Jie Sect, known for gathering immortals from across the land. He excelled at formations and swordsmanship. With the str 332Reads9.1Score219Shelves
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No More Meetings at the Magpie Bridge: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl Are Selling Riverside Apartments in Heaven 鹊桥别相会了,牛郎织女去天庭卖银河江景房
No more meeting at the Magpie Bridge: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl head to Heaven to sell Milky Way-view apartments
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- 586 Martial Arts Recovery System 武道回收系统 Martial Arts Reclamation System 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 587 On the Night of My Burial, I Brought the God of War Prince Back from the Dead 陪葬夜,我让战神王爷起死回生 Short drama adaptation: "A Doctor’s Graceful Colors" Animated adaptation: "A Doctor’s Graceful Colors: The Prince’s Beloved" [Hilarious + Transmigration + Sweet romance + Obsessive love + Devoted pairing + Imperial physician heroine + Palace and household intrigue + Inspirational] I was a military doctor with a PhD when I transmigrated, only to find myself about to be buried alive as a sacrifice for the dead God of War, the Prince? I grabbed the burial offerings and ran, planning to live in luxu 20.6kReads9.3Score2.4kShelves
- 588 After Kicking My Trash Ex, I Turned the Whole Internet Upside Down 脚踢渣男后,我反手颠翻全网 [Showbiz + comedy + 1v1 dating show + talking to animals + absolute nonsense + devoted couple] One day, she transmigrated into a book about the entertainment industry, becoming the stand-in for the female lead’s white moonlight before her return from abroad. When faced with her scumbag boyfriend’s emotional manipulation, Sheng Qing turned the tables and had him committed to a psychiatric hospital. She even posted a caption: “Heard I was throwing myself at you? Give me a break. Meeting you was li 10.4kReads9.4Score1.7kShelves
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Crown Princess: Your Highness, Did You Transmigrate Here Too? 太子妃:太子你也是穿越过来的?
“Ridiculous comedy,” “lighthearted, no angst,” “a perfect 10, pure sugar” On their wedding night, the tipsy crown prince enters the bridal chamber and lifts her chin with his folding fan: “‘Guan guan cry the ospreys, on the river islet. A fair and graceful maiden, what’s your QQ?’” She looks up and says, “Should I scan you, or are you scanning me?” The crown prince clutches her and bursts into tears. “I’ve finally found my people!” The heroine says, “But I’m the second prince’s assassin, sent to
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- 590 I'm Dead! Bajie Works with His Old Flame at Huaguoshan Tourism 笑死!八戒在花果山文旅和旧情人上班 I’m dead! Bajie is working at Huaguoshan Tourist Resort with his old flame. 9Reads—Score—Shelves
- 591 They Stole My Family Home. I Awakened a Truth-Telling System and Gave Those Ungrateful Wretches a Thorough Face-Slapping 老宅被抢,我觉醒真话系统,狠狠打脸白眼狼 My Ancestral Home Was Seized, So I Awakened a Truth-Telling System and Gave the Ungrateful Backstabbers a Thorough Face-Slapping 4Reads—Score—Shelves
- 592 The Lunatic Novel's Cannon-Fodder Villainess Tore Up the Script 癫文炮灰女配手撕了剧本 [Transmigration into a Book + Ultra-Sweet One-on-One Romance + Showbiz + Face-Slapping + Absurdist Humor + Both Pure and Faithful] [A powerful, absurdist girl who always says exactly what she thinks × a cold-on-the-outside, dark-on-the-inside film emperor with a delightfully unhinged mindset] After cursing the author as a lunatic, Yin Shuwei found herself transmigrated into a deranged romance novel as the cannon-fodder wife of the second male lead. In the original plot, her husband would be houn 7.3kReads9.2Score1.1kShelves
- 593 The Pig Who Couldn’t Escape Gao Laozhuang: Bajie Works Like a Beast at Gao Laozhuang 逃不出高老庄的猪,八戒在高老庄当牛马 The pig who can't escape Gao Laozhuang: Bajie works like a beast of burden at Gao Laozhuang 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 594 A Laid-Back Golden Core, Refusing to Ascend 摆烂金丹,拒绝飞升 A Laid-Back Golden Core Cultivator Refuses to Ascend 4Reads—Score—Shelves
- 595 She Locks the Door, He Sets the Dogs Loose! The Arrogant Duo 她关门,他放狗!嚣张跋扈二人组 [Funny female celebrity x rebellious male top-tier star] [Entertainment industry + wicked humor + absurd comedy + going crazy + memes + redemption + one-on-one sweet romance] Lin Anxia, a born workaholic, transmigrates into a book, becoming the brainless, vicious side character in a sweet romance set in the entertainment industry. She's broke, has no man, and is destined for a miserable end. In a fit of rage, Lin Anxia gets even angrier and decides to go completely off the rails. She's done. She 1kReads9.1Score210Shelves
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Ride the Madness, Break the Waves: I Go Whenever I Want 乘疯破浪会有时,我想几时就几时
(Showbiz, 1v1, wild nonsense and unhinged antics, a System carried to success by its Host) After transmigrating, Jiang Yin worked hard for three years. But after being bound to the Villainess System, she couldn't stray from her assigned character. Everything she did was pointless. Whatever. If that's how it is, let's all go crazy together. The entertainment industry was rocked to its foundations. Haters: Has Jiang Yin lost her mind? Fellow stars: Jiang Yin, what are you even talking about? Jiang
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- 597 Disguised as a Man in Court, I Became the Tyrant's Beloved 女扮男装上朝堂,成了暴君白月光 [Hilarious transmigration into a book] [Historical romance] [Woman disguised as a man] [Palace and household intrigue] [Imperial examinations and political strategy] [Sweet, doting, and satisfying] [A devoted, powerful couple] Modern-day genius physician Ye Wan transmigrates into a book, becoming the useless eldest legitimate son of the Ye family, a powerful minister. The original owner was raised as a boy, and the whole family are villains. In three months, the entire family will be executed. A 1.2kReads6.7Score147Shelves
- 598 Don't Lie Flat on the Path to Buddhahood! Zhu Bajie Helps the Great Sage Open a Huaguoshan Tourism Company 成佛别躺平!猪八戒帮大圣开个花果山旅游公司 Don't Lie Flat on the Road to Buddhahood! Zhu Bajie Helps the Great Sage Start a Huaguo Mountain Tourism Company 4Reads—Score—Shelves
- 599 The Three Scoundrels of the Market 坊市三贱客 The Three Scoundrels of the Market 5Reads—Score—Shelves
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A Perfect Summer Crush 盛夏满分暗恋
[Signed for print publication | Secret crush becomes reality | Reunited after a breakup | Sweet romance | One-on-one, both leads faithful in body and heart] Shen Shengyi was known in Peking University's finance department for being carefree and flirtatious. He was picky, handsome, and hard to win over. With the cards stacked in favor of Heaven's Chosen, he was bold and rebellious, always surrounded by admirers and never short of friends. At a design competition, Chi Wu was pulled onstage at the
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