Bald Monk, How Dare You Call This Daoist Improper!

秃驴，敢骂道爷不正经！

by Classic Name (经典名)

Status: Completed
Length: 557k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Cultivation
Updated: 4mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

A leaky temple. A Taoist shrine with full Wi-Fi bars.

Two masters who constantly undermine each other, and four disciples each with their own little schemes.

Here, the Buddha is worshipped with utmost sincerity, while the cultivation is utterly outrageous.

Faming, abbot of Yichan Temple, has dreamed his whole life of turning his tiny rundown temple into a Shaolin branch temple, even though he can't complete the Arhat Fist routine.

Xuan Qingzi, master of Sanqing Shrine, has spent his life hoping to turn his shabby shrine into a Wudang branch, even though all he can do is draw talismans and connect to Wi-Fi.

“Master, what kind of cultivation are we even practicing?”

“Fool, we’re practicing how to stubbornly hold on to our ideals in the real world, quietly protect our faith amid the bustle of everyday life, and grow a friendship that doesn’t involve sabotaging each other, even while we’re constantly pranking one another.”

This martial world isn’t very big. It’s just one temple and one shrine.

This cultivation isn’t very profound. It’s all petty, everyday stuff.

But as you laugh, you might suddenly stop and think:

So the truest Zen really is found in the most crooked scriptures.

A rundown temple in the human world, crooked cultivation of the Way.

In a nutshell: “Buddhist-style clocking in, Taoist-style making money, and protecting that tiny, undying spark of sincerity amid the chaotic competition for incense offerings.”

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