The Goofy Princess Consort Is a Master of Tea, and Her Words Always Enrage the Prince

Name: The Goofy Princess Consort Is a Master of Tea, and Her Words Always Enrage the Prince
Author: Call Me Sweetie

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by Call Me Sweetie (叫人家小甜甜)

Status: Completed
Length: 208k Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Ancient Romance High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
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[Crows’ Mouth Heroine | Silly Comedy | Green Tea Schemer | Drama Queen | Transmigration to a Fictional Setting | Lighthearted Historical Comedy. Both leads are virgins, both leads are virgins, both leads are virgins!] An Xin never expected to transmigrate, much less open her eyes on her wedding night, with a handsome man above her and herself below. He was certainly handsome, but unfortunately, he was quick to anger, especially whenever she opened her crow’s mouth. On their wedding night: “Your Highness, I think you’ve broken the bed.” “Crash!” The bed collapsed. The prince roared, “…Get out!” “Your Highness, it’s dark and slippery. Be careful you don’t fall.” “Thud!” The prince scrambled up furiously, only to hear the bold woman whispering a prayer. “God! Please grant me two handsome men who are obedient and well-behaved!” “…” When they were ambushed: The prince said, “Hurry, use your crow’s mouth.” “Your Highness, look out! His sword is about to stab you in the arm.” The prince snapped, “I told you to use your crow’s mouth against the enemy! Having you as my princess consort is really…” “A blessing?” Seeing the prince injured while saving her, An Xin was deeply moved. “Your Highness, don’t worry. Your blessings are still to come!” In the end, the prince gritted his teeth. “An Xin, I refuse to believe I can’t shut that crow’s mouth of yours!” “Mmph, mmph…” Your Highness, that’s cheating! You can’t use your mouth to shut mine! Blushing and breathless, An Xin recalled how she used to keep her hands in her pockets, oblivious to love, only wanting to flirt around and never settle down. Those days were finally behind her…

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