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1. 501 这 This Skill Is a Little Fake 这个技能有点假 Old Hoop老箍Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsCompleted The Demon Nation has descended, and the world of cultivation is in turmoil. Countless mighty cultivators have suffered devastating defeats and retreated to the Xuantian Sect. Mo Qi, fresh from his bath: “How dare you, vile demon! I could tell at a glance that you weren’t human. Boundless Celestial Worthy, behold my Fireball Spell!” A mighty demon: “A Fireball Spell? Hahahaha! Are you trying to laugh me to death? I am a great demon born of heaven and earth, ruler of all spirits, deathless and ete 126Reads8.8Score—14d adds

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   Recommended rating: Full stars

2. 502 癫 The Wacky Daily Life of a Mad Doctor and Bandit 癫癫医匪的沙雕日常 Little One Who Loves Sweet Potatoes爱吃香薯的小娃娃Ancient Romance198k WordsOngoing Feng Yuchen took one look at Mu Niannian's masterpiece, went pale, then paler still, and began rubbing his temples. Feng Yu Jue saw Mu Niannian's masterpiece and froze on the spot. On the paper was a burly man with a wild red afro, a full beard, and eyes wide open. He wore red and struck a fearsome pose, holding a treasured sword aloft in his right hand while his left held the leash of a black dog with equally wild fur. After a long pause, Feng Yu Jue finally got his wits back. Pointing at the d 850Reads—Score11014d adds

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   One laugh after another, it's hilarious and entertaining!

3. 503 拯 I Saved an Introverted Girl 拯救了个自闭少女 A Scholar Untainted by Worldly Dust儒生不染尘Urban617k WordsCompleted [Single Female Lead] [Girl with Autism] “What is a socially anxious girl with autism like?” Gu Jin: “Soft little hands and a sweet little voice.” “Who asked you?!” “How about you stay at my place?” Gu Jin says, scratching his head. “Mm...” The girl's voice is soft and sweet. 31.7kReads9.5Score4.2k14d adds
4. 504 反EN The Villain Should Be Invincible 反派就应该无敌 Bored Little Bai无聊小白啊Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted The animated adaptation is now streaming: The Lord Who Suppresses the Nine Heavens: The Protagonist Should Be Invincible Reborn as the leader of a demonic cult, he obtains the Villain Invincibility System and from then on makes the cult invincible. I am Zhou Qiong, leader of the demonic cult. No one is allowed to contradict what I say. Even while protecting the cult with one hand, I remain invincible in the world. 33kReads9.3Score2.6k14d adds
5. 505 重 Back to the Beginner’s Village? No! I’m Here to Retire! 重回新手村？不！我是来养老的！ Tattered Immortal破烂仙人Ancient Romance3.3M WordsOngoing After completing 9,999 repair missions in minor worlds, Hua Yi decisively retires and chooses a world to spend her remaining years in. She seems like a fresh-faced newcomer who has just entered the world of cultivation, but behind the scenes, she’s a powerhouse who dares to go head-to-head with the Heavenly Dao! Along the way, she plays the pig to eat the tiger, picks up strays, and enjoys the gossip and drama. There’s the Child of Misfortune, sealed away by a powerful cultivator. There’s also t 10.3kReads9.2Score1.2k14d adds
6. 506 扮 The Little Princess Who Plays the Pig to Eat the Tiger 扮猪吃虎小王妃 Little One Who Loves Sweet Potatoes爱吃香薯的小娃娃Ancient Romance255k WordsCompleted After the shock of that intense visual impact wore off, Ye Yiyi finally came to her senses and immediately turned around. “Beiming Yu! Are you crazy? Why did you let me in while you were changing?” “I didn't let you in! I only told you I was in the bedroom.” Beiming Yu stifled a laugh inside, but put on an utterly innocent face as he spoke. “Ye Yiyi, you've seen my body twice. You have to take responsibility for me!” “Hmph, I've seen plenty of people. Do I have to take responsibility for all of 2.6kReads6.7Score26014d adds
7. 507 老 Behave Yourself! You're Always Around When the Crackdowns Happen 老实点！每次严打都有你 A Daydreaming Donkey发呆的驴Urban535k WordsCompleted He transmigrates into the body of a 74-year-old man. He activates the Max-Level Old Man Antics System. Pulling stunts is the key to living longer. The only problem is that his stunt locations are a bit of a trap. He gets arrested every time. First sign-in: pulls a stunt at a bathhouse, earning the street nickname Bathhouse Emperor! Second sign-in: pulls a stunt at a roadside stall, earning the street nickname General of the Roller Shutter! Third sign-in: pulls a stunt in a rented apartment, earn 3.3kReads8.0Score22514d adds

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   Highly recommend!!! This book will absolutely make you laugh to death in bed. The title is excellent, and to write a book like this, you have to admire the author's talent.

8. 508 有 With the Tyrant’s Mind-Reading Ability, I’m Slaying My Way Through the Imperial Palace 有了暴君读心术，我在皇宫杀疯了 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance384k WordsCompleted [Hilarious Transmigration + Historical Romance + Mind Reading + Pocket Space with a Spirit Spring + Healing a Yandere + Palace Intrigue and Power Struggles + Sweet, Devoted Romance + Medical Skills] Modern miracle doctor Ye Li dies suddenly and transmigrates, becoming the neglected consort of a deranged tyrant. The tyrant is a madman, a complete lunatic, and every night he goes on a killing spree. The original heroine is blinded by love and gullibly trusts Prince Jin's vows. She helps him kill t 278Reads6.5Score—14d adds

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   Laugh from beginning to end! ① Hilarious transmigration novel featuring a strong female protagonist with a spatial ability to take down scum and build her career. ② Hilarious transmigration novel featuring a goddess-like doctor who transmigrates into a coffin to be buried with the prince but discovers he can still be saved. ③ Hilarious transmigration novel with mind-reading and a gossip-eating system. The prince is so angry while eating gossip that he laughs hysterically. ④ Hilarious transmigration novel featuring a female protagonist who swaps bodies with a demon lord and laughs hysterically. ⑤ Hilarious transmigration novel featuring a tyrant with two personalities who are jealous of each other.

9. 509 天 Oh My God! I've Turned Into a Turtle 天啊！我变成了龟 Toward Thirty往三十Eastern Fantasy4.9M WordsCompleted At a young age, I became a thousand-year-old tortoise. Ding! Congratulations, Host. You have obtained the Devour, Combine, and Evolve System. A dirt dragon has been found ahead. Devour, combine, and evolve: Earth Dragon Turtle. And so began my bizarre life... 11.4kReads8.8Score1.1k14d adds
10. 510 大 Great Song Lotus Guard: A Transmigration That Begins with an Assassin 大宋芙蓉卫：穿越从刺客开始 Xiao Wu's Coffee小伍的咖啡Ancient Romance1.6M WordsOngoing [Detective Mystery] [Historical Romance] [Transmigration] [Strong Female Lead] [Wuxia] [Medicine] In 2046, Jiang Man, an elite agent from the GA Bureau, leaps into the flames of war in the second year of Jianyan under the Southern Song, hoping to find her lost love. This is her second transmigration. Unexpectedly, an accident occurs on her very first day. She possesses Zilian, an assassin of the Furong Guards, who is gravely wounded and unconscious, and the fusion of their consciousness is viole 620Reads9.3Score10814d adds
11. 511 港 Hong Kong Crossover: Building a Business Empire 港综：建立商业帝国 Riding a Donkey to Chop Potatoes骑驴砍土豆Male-Channel Fanfiction422k WordsOngoing Hong Kong crime drama + business + multiple women + gang fights + war Yang Fan lucked into the world of Hong Kong crime dramas. To enjoy a more carefree life, he set out to make money! He started with smuggling, then brought various underlings under his wing and built his own business empire. {The blurb doesn’t do it justice, so give it a try! Thanks to all you guys who are every bit as handsome as Daniel Wu!} 11.7kReads7.3Score54414d adds

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12. 512 我 My Grandmaster Is Zhuge Liang 我的祖师爷是诸葛亮 Zhijin Di脂金地Urban1.1M WordsOngoing [Fantasy premise] [Urban supernatural powers] [Two Worlds] [Wits and strategy] [Three Kingdoms mysteries] Life is a play, and everything depends on your acting. Surrounded by enemies, fish in troubled waters. Make enemies believe they’re your friends, and make yourself seem like their enemy. Zeng Ming is plagued by a hidden ailment and has little time left to live. By sheer luck, he meets a benefactor and learns a life-saving spell passed down from Zhuge Liang. The trouble is, this spell comes w 2kReads9.5Score21914d adds
13. 513 港 Hong Kong Crossover: I Join Keung from the Start 港综：开局就和靓坤混 Riding a Donkey to Chop Potatoes骑驴砍土豆Male-Channel Fanfiction711k WordsCompleted A stroke of luck brings him to the Hong Kong crime-drama world. He’d planned to live an ordinary life, but it turns out the big boss is Keung. Underling: The boss is amazing, but he keeps a low profile. Hong Kong police: Mr. Cao is a real saint among the gangsters. Villain: Our money’s been robbed again. It’s definitely that bastard Fan. 57.2kReads8.3Score2.6k14d adds
14. 514 被 Shattered to Pieces, I Took Control of the Universe 被整稀碎后，我掌控宇宙 Mi Duxiu觅独秀Urban206k WordsCompleted Every organ in your body can be replaced. All you need to keep is a mouth to eat with! Shi Jin, an esper, is persecuted by the city lord and forced to flee for his life! If only someone would grant me two mu of good farmland. How could I possibly take control of the universe and rule over all beings? If you don't laugh until you cry after reading this book, I'll say you're one tough kid! One update a day is normal; two a day means inspiration is overflowing; three a day can only mean Great-Grand 2.2kReads8.6Score16414d adds

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    He gets raped by the village chief's wife in an online game, and in real life, he's hit by a car and left paralyzed. The protagonist uses all sorts of outrageous tricks to defy fate. Playing games, becoming a golden immortal—the hilarious immortal journey of delivery guy Shi Jin!

15. 515 无 No Spiritual Roots? I’ll Hunt Down the Heavenly Dao with My Mortal Body 无灵根？我以凡躯猎杀天道 Qi Qiao Linglong柒巧玲珑Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsOngoing On the day of the tournament, my cousin sighs that I have no spirit root. My fiancée demands to break off our engagement. My whole clan sees me as a burden, and the Heavenly Dao declares me a cripple. But no one knows that the [Myriad Daos Return to the Void System] I awakened tells me: Spirit roots are shackles imposed by the Heavenly Dao. Having no spirit root is what makes a person whole! From then on, I forge an original Great Dao that requires no spirit root. My cousin is a genius? I'll gra 8.9kReads9.3Score78714d adds
16. 516 从 Starting My Supernatural Journey in Another World 从异界开始超凡 Snow Over the Flat Lake雪满平湖Urban3.7M WordsCompleted [No System + showboating + the only one with magic + comedy + urban cultivation + playing weak while secretly strong + modern city + high-level martial arts + travel between two worlds] Heaven gave Li Mobai the ability to transmigrate to a cultivation world, but forgot to give him a golden finger. No matter. What respectable person relies on a golden finger? With heaven’s favor, technology as his weapon, and hard work, who cares about golden fingers? He just wants to travel between worlds, mostl 22.5kReads8.0Score2.2k14d adds

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    I highly recommend this book. Not only did I laugh from the very first chapter to the very end, but it was also incredibly satisfying. The protagonist is a master of playing dumb to outsmart others, and the writing is smooth and natural. It's top-notch.

17. 517 金 A Journey Through the Martial World in Golden Winds and Jade Dew 金风玉露江湖行 Ink on the Right Hand右手点墨Male-Channel Fanfiction747k WordsOngoing Chen Hao comes from a world utterly different from this one. There, cultivators soar through the skies and burrow through the earth, spells can destroy heaven and earth, and sects have endured for millennia. As the son of the Hehuan Sect’s leader, he was meant to inherit the sect and roam the world in freedom. Until that blood-red night. His sect was destroyed, his father blew himself up, and every fellow disciple was killed. He fought desperately to protect his senior sister, only to end up wit 7.3kReads9.3Score1.1k14d adds
18. 518 无 Endlessly Reborn to Kill the Male Lead 无限重生只为杀男主 Mosquito Who Loves Tearjerker Dramas爱看虐剧的蚊砸Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Duan Wuer is trapped in an endless cycle of rebirth. Her greatest goal in life this time around: kill Qi Yi and clock out for good! Who could have guessed her assassination attempts would be so absurd, each one turning into a spectacular fiasco? She once became a buzzing mosquito, only for him to slap her dead. She once became a stray black dog, and he took her to be neutered. The most ridiculous time, she choked to death on a steamed bun while watching a play! Every assassination attempt fail 539Reads9.4Score10214d adds
19. 519 救 Help! The Demon Lord and I Switched Bodies, and Now He's Carrying My Baby 救命！与魔尊互换后他怀了我的崽 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance525k WordsCompleted [Hilarious transmigration + System space + body swap + sweet romance + yandere + two powerful, devoted leads + everyone’s favorite + ensemble cast + multiple couples] Ye Pianpian accidentally transmigrates into a cultivation world and becomes the most miserable villainess in the Longevity Sect. The System tells her she has to win over the Demon Lord to survive, but she swaps bodies with him the moment she transmigrates. She breezes through the entrance test, becoming a genius girl who draws ever 868Reads7.4Score11514d adds
20. 520 真 The Real Heiress’s True Nature Fell Apart After Her Thoughts Were Read 真千金被读心后，人设崩了 Ye Xiaowan叶小晚Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Everyone can hear her thoughts + System + everyone’s darling + personal growth + face-slapping + carefree slacking] After Gu Xizhi died suddenly from working overtime all night, she discovered she had transmigrated into a novel she’d read and become the real daughter, a cannon-fodder character with a miserable ending. But if she was going to be cannon fodder, so be it. She was young, broke, and had no desire to work hard. So, before the Gu family could discover their real daughter was out there 10.8kReads8.8Score1.2k14d adds

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    Gu Xizhi, who died from overworking, unexpectedly transmigrated into the body of Gu Sirou, a cannon fodder character in a novel she had read. She possessed a "Villainous Female Supporting Character System" and proactively sought out her family. The Gu family members, who could hear her thoughts and knew she was deliberately bullying the female lead to complete the system's tasks, were stunned, but she didn't care. She initially intended to be a useless cannon fodder, but unexpectedly gained the adoration of the family. Through the system and her own growth, she constantly slapped everyone in the face, embarking on a path of revenge, rewriting the tragic fate of the original story, and writing her own wonderful tale in another world 😄.

21. 521 南 Southern Song, Northern Center 南宋北中 Zhong Hong仲弘Historical1.1M WordsCompleted From the start, two strangers who accidentally ended up together transmigrate with their bare bottoms exposed, covering themselves with leaves before getting stung in their most sensitive spots by hairy caterpillars. No System, no golden finger. They mainly rely on what they've learned online to make their way in the world, and the story wins on plot alone. Humorous and funny, with an emphasis on realism. 1.4kReads8.5Score14014d adds

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    The story begins with two naked men, forced to use leaves to cover themselves, and even getting stung by a caterpillar [laughs]. Their soap-making skills are weak and ineffective, and they dare not poison the treasury. After finally managing to make soap to present as a treasure, it gets stolen and eaten. There's a money-grubbing man 1 and a power-hungry man 2. A woman 1 who loves telling lewd jokes. A woman 2, beautiful and with a slingshot in hand, who has dreamed of being empress since childhood. The two male leads constantly ridicule and expose each other's shortcomings. No system, no cheat codes, just these two brothers using their wits, tricks, and hard work to survive. Humorous and funny, with a convoluted plot, striving for realism.

22. 522 穿 After I Transmigrated, I Gave Up, but My Target Started Pursuing Me Instead 穿越后摆烂我被攻略对象反攻略了 Jiang Li Jiang Li江黎姜离Two Male Leads1.4M WordsOngoing Dual male leads, everyone's favorite, cultivation, System, angst first and sweetness later, reincarnation, amnesia, twists. I transmigrated into a hidden extra, and not just any extra, but a crucial one! The original story never even mentioned me! The calamity that will destroy the world is fast approaching, yet the System's missions are utterly baffling. Am I supposed to form a friendship bond with the child of destiny? Or win over the world-ending villain? And there's more than one child of de 460Reads9.4Score11014d adds
23. 523 豪 The Tycoon’s Son-in-Law Turns the Tables 豪门赘婿，倒反天罡 My Family Has a Little Cotton-Padded Jacket我家有件小棉袄Urban880k WordsCompleted When Ye Liuqing woke up, he had become a live-in son-in-law to a wealthy family. But after three years of marriage, Ye Liuqing had endured nothing but scorn. Even the servants in the family treated him however they pleased. He bonded with the [Uphold Justice on Heaven's Behalf System]. If he successfully gets divorced, he can take a hundred billion and return to reality! Uphold Justice on Heaven's Behalf System: Being warmhearted is a path, clearing pipes is a path, and the path to a woman's hea 2.2kReads6.2Score17314d adds

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    It's not exactly hilarious, but it's very good. I've read it twice and I still can't bear to remove it from my bookshelf.

24. 524 重 Reborn: The Phoenix’s Mistake 重生之凤凰错 Dimpled Smile梨涡浅浅漾Ancient Romance684k WordsOngoing Dual rebirth + soul transmigration + political intrigue In her previous life, she was the false phoenix princess who starved to death in a prison cell. Reborn with the advantage of knowing what was to come, she was certain the Crown Prince of Wei was the murderer. With a trump card after trump card, she plotted flawlessly. But she never realized the true killing game was hidden in her older sister's gentle smile. Twin phoenix princesses were seen as an omen of disaster. She took the calamity upo 318Reads9.4Score11414d adds
25. 525 谁 Who Let This Kid into the Eerie World? 谁把这小子放诡异世界来了？ Bao Zai Is Not a Bun包砸不是包子Mystery259k WordsOngoing [Invincible + Horror + Comedy + No Female Lead + Absurd] Jianjun has always been a very filial child at home, and a genuine model youth wherever he goes… Here are a few five-star reviews: Blood Peony: “??? Did he just throw my eyeball away like a damp walnut again?” Painted-Skin Ghost: “Yeah, yeah, everyone in our village gives him a thumbs-up whenever he comes up.” Principal: “That’s right, he’s a great kid. My jaw was dislocated, and he fixed it with a car…” Ghost Chef: “He taught me how to co 145Reads—Score—14d adds
26. 526 作 The Author Has Gone Mad 作者已疯魔 Ask a Thousand Mountains问千山Modern Romance20k WordsCompleted [20,000 words, complete, absolutely unhinged] [Chapter One: Pure Goofiness; Chapter Two: Utopia; Chapter Three: Quiet Night Thoughts] Written in the second person. You are the great Creator God! (And also, the great Air.) tips: The author doesn’t spare even themself when the mood strikes. Apologies in advance if anything in the book offends you. 42Reads—Score—14d adds

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    A short, 20,000-word story featuring a protagonist who undergoes 72 transformations. It consists of three chapters; Chapter 2 is somewhat bland, so skip to Chapter 3 if you're impatient.

27. 527 斩 Slay the Gods: I’m the Proxy for Big Gray Wolf, and Even Conceptual Gods Are Gods 斩神：代理灰太狼，概念神也是神 Little Little Falling Leaf小小小落叶Male-Channel Fanfiction564k WordsOngoing [Slay the Gods]+ [Mentally Ill Protagonist]+ [Unhinged Comedy]+ [Big Bad Wolf’s Agent]+ [Conceptual Gods Are Gods Too]+ [Woolly]+ [Tom Cat]+ [Doraemon]+ [Who Cares If You Get It? Just Click and Read!] After transmigrating into the world of Slay the Gods, Chu Ming discovered that he had become a mental patient, and that he shared a doctor with Lin Qiye. Chu Ming was tied tightly to a hospital bed. Doctor Liu: “Sorry, your condition is rather serious. We have to restrain you.” Chu Ming: “I’m r 11kReads8.9Score1.1k14d adds

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    👏👏 In the middle of the night, I laughed so hard I could barely breathe. I laughed non-stop from head to toe, and oh my god, tears streamed down my face. Anyone with a high threshold for laughter should definitely try this and see how far your laughter can go!

28. 528 这 This System Is a Little Too Much of a Rip-Off 这个系统有亿点点坑 Guanglong Yueyue广龙月月Urban781k WordsOngoing This is a modern supernatural novel with a System. It is more comedic than scary. There are no feats that instantly conquer the heavens, earth, and everything under them from the start, nor does anyone start out with tens of trillions. If that bothers you, read with caution. After saving a woman who had fallen into prostitution in a back alley, wage worker Zhang Haochen contracts a virus. On the brink of death, he unexpectedly activates the Virtue System. Fulfilling the wishes of ghosts earns hi 26Reads8.8Score10214d adds

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    The first chapter was hilarious.

29. 529 我 My Superpower Makes People Instantly Need to Use the Bathroom 我的超能力是让人瞬间想上厕所 Green Shoes Are Invincible绿鞋无敌8k WordsCompleted My superpower makes people suddenly need to use the bathroom 121Reads—Score—14d adds

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    My superpower is

30. 530 修 Five Years of Cultivation, Invincible the Moment I Descend the Mountain 修仙五年，下山就无敌 Half the Night一半夜色Urban2.5M WordsOngoing [Passionate urban action + decisive and ruthless + funny and lighthearted + no do-gooder heroine] “Dear apprentice.” “Your master is begging you, come down from the mountain.” Five years ago, Ye Fan was abducted by his beautiful master and taken to Kunlun Mountain to cultivate immortality. He became the temple's only male disciple. Five years later, Ye Fan, who had vanished and was believed dead, returns in triumph, possessing peerless powers. A hidden dragon plunges into the depths, stirring up 8.9kReads9.1Score80214d adds
31. 531 浮 Surviving on an Ice Floe: Everything I Salvage Comes to Life 浮冰求生：我打捞的物资全成精了 Carrot Hater拒绝胡萝卜Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.9M WordsCompleted [Sneaky schemer] [Comedy] [Apocalypse] [Survival] [Everyday life] The whole world enters an icy sea survival game. From the start, all you have is a floating chunk of ice, and supplies can only be fished up! [Host detected to be facing an apocalyptic threat!] [System descending!] [System under attack from the game’s firewall!] [System has taken down the game’s firewall!] Chen Mo can’t access the System, but the world has started acting strangely, as if some rule has changed… The chunks of ice in 16.9kReads8.8Score1.8k14d adds

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    The first book features a protagonist with a somewhat eccentric and comical personality. The second book mainly features interesting dialogues between the protagonist and his friends. As for the third book, "Chen Pi," well, let's just say it's... [Laughing emoji]

32. 532 崩 My Honkai: Star Rail Tutors Are Herta and Ruan Mei 崩铁黑塔阮梅是我的家庭教师 Green Shoes Are Invincible绿鞋无敌Urban567k WordsOngoing [Honkai: Star Rail + comedy + tutor] “I heave a long sigh and wipe away my tears, mourning the fragmentation of civilization!” “The road ahead is long and far, yet I shall seek high and low, for answers among the stars!” 5Reads—Score—14d adds
33. 533 我 I'm a Fortune-Telling Streamer, and the Whole Internet Is Fighting for a Spot 我算命主播，一个名额让全网疯抢 Ren Xiao Shi牣小十Urban1.8M WordsCompleted Wang Yue transmigrates to a parallel world and inherits a fortune-telling shop on the verge of closing down. His 300-jin landlady is also eyeing him hungrily. Luckily, the System may be late, but it finally arrives, activating the Divine Fortune-Telling System at a crucial moment. From then on, he makes a point of telling fortunes in unconventional ways. Other people read palms, but he tells fortunes by looking at photos. Wang Yue: “You there, kindred spirit. I see a terrible omen hanging over y 22.8kReads8.7Score2k14d adds
34. 534 仙 Xianxia: The Sword-Bearer Slays Demons 仙侠：请剑人斩妖 Graceful As A Startled Swan翩若惊鸿灬Eastern Fantasy807k WordsOngoing (This new author's score just came out at 6, but it will gradually rise. For the mini-theater, please visit my homepage > Author's Notes > A Note from the Author.) Jiang He is a peerless prodigy, blessed with an ice spiritual root and an innate sword body, a talent rarely seen in the Shushan Sect in ten thousand years. His master is the greatest Sword Immortal in the Five Provinces, his senior sister is the sect's top disciple, and his adoptive father is the Grand Tutor of the imperial court. Fr 1.5kReads6.3Score14714d adds

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    [Sparrow's Masterpiece][Sparrow's Masterpiece][Sparrow's Masterpiece]

35. 535 初 First Encounter 初覆 Mo Yimo墨弋抹Mystery456k WordsOngoing Long ago, when the light of the Golden Crow shone into every corner of the heavens, the Dreamweaver and the River of Resentment were appointed as its vanguard, sent to seek out places its light had yet to reach. Back then, they were all known as the Fengyi. You’re telling me I got killed on my very first day after waking up? And by a book, of all things? I was just going down one flight of stairs, and I got decapitated. Does it count if my head made it to the first floor? With the most useless k 6Reads—Score—14d adds

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    The fire dragon flapped its wings, breaking through layers of churning water mist. Its scorching flames, like a crimson dragon incinerating the heavens, carried heat waves powerful enough to evaporate the sea. Below, a furious roar was torn apart by the gale and waves, dissipating into faint, distant echoes in the salty air. Yi Hong lay slumped on the other side of the dragon's body, panting heavily. His clenched, white palm slowly loosened, revealing a lollipop wrapper, its shapely shape already soaked. He pouted in annoyance, "I was even planning to have a final act of salvation." He tossed it away with a flick of his wrist. "You've already escaped death and you're still thinking about candy. Don't you even think about how to save Xiao Xi and the others?" Huai Yin glanced at him irritably, then looked towards the direction the fire dragon had soared, her brow furrowing slightly. As she spoke, she looked towards the direction the fire dragon had soared, her brow suddenly furrowing, her gaze warily sweeping over the increasingly eerie sky. The sunset glow on the horizon had been tinged with a dark orange-red, and the surroundings were deathly silent, like a vast black silk. "Did you feel anything?" "What?" Yi Hong replied nonchalantly, "You don't feel that guy can come up, do you?" But the next second, a faint, hollow voice echoed from the depths of that world's abyss—[Kong Yan]. "What the hell, am I hallucinating?" Before he could finish speaking, Yi Hong was tackled by Huai Yin. His inner strength scattered, the fire dragon lost its support, instantly dimming, its once blazing crimson light fading abruptly, turning into a few fleeting sparks that fell softly from the sky. "Don't just stand there, quickly gather your strength again—" The next second, the flames that made up the fire dragon were dispersed by something, the steam dissipating, and Yi Si seized the flame. Before Yi Hong could react to this reversal, just as the blood-red handprint beneath Yi Si's feet was about to grab him, Huai Yin pushed him back into the wall of water. "Run!" Unlike the calm he appeared from the outside, Yi Hong felt his body being pulled, a vortex engulfing him in boundless darkness and cold. He tried to say something, but only a series of bubbles escaped his lips; he could no longer hold onto anything. "You're quite clever, but that's enough." Yi Si ignored Yi Hong, who was being swept away by the vortex, as if he were nothing more than prey. Huai Yin's entire body was covered in bloody handprints, her withered hand covering her eyes. She tried her best to remain calm: "Who are you? What do you want?" Rain swirled wildly around her, but was crushed by an invisible force when it came within three feet of Yi Si, leaving her no room to resist. "You're more courageous than that trickster." Yi Si slowly withdrew his hand from mid-air, his fingers tightening slightly as he gripped the Whale Flame. The crimson light that had once burned away all the moisture emitted a faint hiss in his palm before finally extinguishing completely, leaving not even a trace of ash. The bloody handprints at his feet glowed with an eerie red light, spreading across the water's surface and turning the entire area a chilling dark red. "Unfortunately, even the cleverest ant is still just an ant." Huaiyin bit her lip hard, the taste of blood on her tongue keeping her conscious to the last vestige of her senses. Her gaze was fixed on the churning wall of water, her heart feeling as if gripped by an icy hand—Yihong had been swept in, swallowed whole by the whirlpool within the wall of water. She had pushed him in with all her might, hoping the chaos within the wall would allow him to escape, but she hadn't expected Yihong to have already laid a trap; it wasn't a barrier, it was a cage. "Where did you take him?" Even with her neck being choked, Huaiyin remained defiant. He chuckled lightly, his tone laced with mockery and cruelty: "Don't worry, he won't die. The Water Prison will trap him in endless cold, slowly scorching him, freezing his blood vessels bit by bit, fading his consciousness little by little, until he becomes an ice corpse forever submerged at the bottom of the water. It's much more interesting than killing him with a single blow." He slowly approached Huaiyin, each step accompanied by a water blade rising from the surface, densely surrounding Huaiyin, its chilling light forcing her to squint. "Now, it's your turn. I'm quite curious what expression this body will have after I kill you." Huaiyin closed her eyes, her mind flashing back to the previous events—guessing the identity of the person before her, discovering that he was like a madman relentlessly pursuing her. But she couldn't give up so easily; Yihong was still in the Water Prison, and she had to rescue him. Suddenly opening her eyes, Huaiyin's eyes were devoid of any fear, instead igniting a resolute fire. She abruptly raised her hand, no longer manipulating the rain to escape, but instead channeling all her power into the seawater beneath her feet! It wasn't an attack, not manipulation, but resonance! "You think you're the only one who knows how to use water?" Huaiyin's voice was hoarse yet resolute. The rainwater around her surged wildly into the sea, causing the entire area to churn violently. It was no longer a cold, icy weapon, but transformed into warm, personal waves belonging to her. "Yisi, you've forgotten one thing—I'm not alone in the water!" With that, two figures leaped up behind Yisi. Yisi's expression changed slightly, clearly not expecting Huaiyin to unleash such power even in dire straits: "Overestimating yourself!" Without turning back, without caring what was behind him, he roared, his palm surging, countless water blades instantly shooting towards Huaiyin! Just as the water blade was about to pierce her body, the faces of two people appeared behind her—Huai Ji and He Xi. They were both closed-minded, seemingly being manipulated. They were holding Yi Si captive. Huai Yin suddenly leaped into the water wall that had swallowed Yi Hong! "Damn it!" Shaking off the two, Yi Si charged into the water wall. The icy seawater instantly enveloped her, the biting cold seeping into her bones through her pores, a hundred times colder than the previous storm. She could clearly feel the vortex of the water prison, frantically trying to tear her apart, but she gritted her teeth, following a faint, warm breath belonging to the whale flame, struggling to swim into the darkness. On the other side, Yi Hong had already lost most of his consciousness in the water prison. The coldness was like thousands of ice needles piercing his flesh, freezing his blood vessels, and his palms no longer glowed with any red light. He was plunged into darkness, only able to feel himself sinking deeper and deeper, his consciousness fading. Just as he was about to drift into a deep sleep, a warm hand suddenly gripped his wrist tightly. "Yi Hong! Don't sleep!" Huai Yin's voice pierced through the icy seawater, striking his eardrums. With her last ounce of strength, she erected a thin barrier of rainwater around them, shielding them from the chill of the water hell. Her face was as pale as a paper doll. Yi Hong struggled to open his eyes, seeing Huai Yin's face through the blur. He tried to speak, but could only exhale a string of bubbles. "I know you can't hold on much longer, listen to me." Huai Yin held his hand, "In a little while, we..." She could feel Yi Hong frantically pounding the water wall outside, trying to crush them completely. There was no time left; it was either live together or die together. It wasn't a raging fire dragon, but a tiny, yet incredibly intense, scorching spark of whale-like flame. The spark landed on the rainwater barrier Huai Yin had erected, but instead of burning, it merged with it. Water and fire, at this moment, strangely yet perfectly combined. "Go!" Huaiyin roared, and the two embraced, rushing towards the weakest point of the Water Prison! Outside, Yi Si was preparing to completely destroy the Water Prison when a red and blue light suddenly erupted from the center of the water wall. A figure, enveloped in starlight and rain, forcefully broke through his prized Water Prison, soaring rapidly towards the flooded sky! "Impossible!" Yi Si's eyes widened in fury. He frantically activated his blood-red hand seals, and the waves surged again, but this time, the figure intertwined with starlight and rain was too fast for him to catch. Yi Hong looked at Huaiyin, pale-faced but smiling, and weakly muttered, "Damn it... Next time you play this kind of life-threatening trick, I'll eat ten lollipops first..." "Stop talking nonsense, fly higher." Huaiyin's face was still rosy. I'm burned out, am I really burned out? "Do you think you can escape?" The next second, the stubborn Yi Si was still at his feet. "Damn it, you're like a stubborn leech." Yi Hong kicked downwards but didn't touch the other party. "What a joke, you caught up with my life-and-death bond combo without any buffs? What kind of Tang Dynasty wolf feigning sleep is this?" "Don't get distracted, keep swimming upstream." The next moment, a low growl came from between the two, and the creatures in the rain were reviving. Yi Si glanced up and a mocking sneer appeared on his lips. He flicked his finger, and several water blades shot out, slashing straight at the dark figures. The moment the blades passed through them, they only brought up a cold mist. Those things seemed to have no substance, offering no resistance at all, and pounced on them again in the blink of an eye. "You think these things can stop me?" Yi Si sneered. But the next second, the mockery on his face froze instantly—the shadows swept by the waves, instead of dissipating, seemed to be activated, their bodies radiating an eerie glow. They all turned their heads in a distorted manner, staring intently at him, suspended in mid-air. Although this posed no obstacle to Yi Si, yet— "Excuse me?" The creatures of the rain looked at him with a strange expression. This was the first time he had been stared at like this by these creatures of the rain. Those faceless, shadowy figures now seemed to be scrutinizing and…hostile. They slowly rose, forming a strange circle around him, their low growls echoing. Once Yi Si shook off those things, a puff of steam dissipated, and the two figures vanished completely. "Watch out behind you." The two patted Yi Si's shoulder. Yi Hong squeezed out the last bit of whale flame within him, transforming the remaining crimson light into a blazing lifting force, using the momentum of their ascent to push them upwards! "No, no, no." Yi's pupils constricted sharply, and a blood-red handprint flickered wildly in his palm. He wanted to immediately use the Blood-Red Water Seal to teleport away using the power of space! But the moment his fingertips touched the water's surface, the blood-red marks that had been washed away by the rain, which had previously shone with an eerie light, were completely washed away, leaving not a trace! At this moment, the water, different from its previous color, was blacker, like ink, flowing back after the three of them broke through a certain boundary. It was like a frozen night. But just as this entire world was polluted by the black water outside, like withered trees coming back to life, the sun, a symbol of deathly stillness, rose, turning the water golden, rippling in a dazed way... "Hiss—" A gasp came from the other side, the pain in his voice almost overflowing the screen, as if he had just run a 999-kilometer marathon and then been rubbed on the ground eight hundred times. He rubbed his stiff thighs, his face contorted, his features almost squeezed together. "It hurts so much! I feel like I have too much lactic acid buildup..." Huai Ji wailed, trying to stand up by supporting himself on a half-dried rock. But as soon as he exerted any force, his legs felt like all the bones had been removed, instantly turning into a puddle of mud. He trembled like an old man with Parkinson's disease, weakly collapsing back to the ground with a "thud." "Ouch, my old back!" He struggled on the ground for a long time, unable to roll over, like a salted fish turned upside down, only able to let the salty seawater leave streaks on his face. He Xi was in no better shape. She felt like all the bones in her body had been shattered. She felt like her soul had been ripped out, lying limply on the wet rock, her limbs stretched out in a strange yet comfortable position, her eyes blankly staring at the long-lost blue sky above. "... I feel like I'm dead too, turned into a little paper doll." He Xi muttered weakly, too weak to even lift her hand to wipe the sweat from her brows. She could only let the water droplets roll down her eyelashes, shattering on the rocks. Meanwhile, Yi Hong, though slightly better off than the other two, wasn't much better off. He leaned against a gleaming rock wall, completely soaked, his face deathly pale, lips cracked, and even standing trembling slightly. It looked like he had kidney problems... "That's low blood sugar, you idiot," Yi Hong muttered weakly, his voice as thin as a blade of grass floating on water. He shakily pulled a lollipop from his pocket, ignoring the lingering shadow of the soaked one from before. His fingers, too weak, failed to grasp the wrapper several times. With great difficulty, he unwrapped the candy and stuffed the still-damp lollipop into his mouth, mumbling indistinctly, "I need to replenish my sugar levels, otherwise I'll really turn into a dried-up corpse on the roadside." Huaiyin practically stumbled over, her steps still unsteady, but she didn't care about herself. Her gaze swept over her disheveled companions scattered on the ground, and when she saw Huaiji lying sprawled on the ground, He Xi turned into a paper doll, and Yi Hong leaning against the wall like a light bulb about to run out of power, her heart instantly settled. Water was still dripping from her body, her hair clung to her cheeks, and her face was frighteningly pale, yet she couldn't help but reveal a smile of relief, trembling slightly: "You're out?" But the next moment, as if remembering something, she suddenly looked for that figure. She found Yi Si squatting on a large rock, smiling at her, it seemed she was alright. After confirming everyone was safe, her legs went weak, and she almost collapsed to the ground, but luckily Yi Hong reached out and grabbed her in time. "Slow down!" Yi Hong quickly supported her, half a candy still in her mouth, and said indistinctly, "Are you some kind of salted fish that just came out of the water and turned into a spirit? Slow down, don't fall again, I can't carry two disabled people." Then she shouted, "What are you still standing there grinning like an idiot for? You're so proud of doing something weird." She crawled over and kicked the other girl.

36. 536 夜 Night Fishing, When a Weasel Begs for a Title and Says She Looks Like a Beast-Eared Girl 夜钓遇黄皮子讨封，说她像兽耳娘 Tang Xiaotangguo唐小糖果Mystery846k WordsCompleted Fishing enthusiast Wang Kun transmigrates to a parallel world and decides to become a fishing streamer. Who could have guessed that supernatural forces would be returning in this world? On a night-fishing trip, he runs into a spirit: a weasel seeking a divine title. Weasel: “Hey, you there. Do I look more like a person or a god?” For the sake of his own happiness, Wang Kun replies, “You look like a golden-haired, beast-eared beauty who’ll do whatever I say, has boundless magical powers, and is s 14.4kReads8.8Score1.3k14d adds
37. 537 没 Guess What? She Really Does Have Two Axes! 没想到吧？她还真有两把斧子！ And Halfway Up the Mountain, Mist Like a Sash而半山居雾若带然Ancient Romance123k WordsOngoing [A cast full of lovable weirdos + the male lead falling for her on his own + an outrageously powerful heroine + male lead reborn + heroine transmigrates + lighthearted laughs + a true-love romantic + super-sweet everyday romance] Shen Xiaoxi had just won a million yuan when she got hit by a car? When she woke up, she found she had transmigrated and become a poor country girl with nothing to her name, constantly bullied by everyone? Never mind, her unhinged antics would carry on as usual!!! Whoev 412Reads—Score—14d adds

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    It's hilarious! Everyone's an abstract, funny bunch!!!

38. 538 边 Farming and Going Crazy, I Make My Husband Drink Poison 边种田边发疯，我喂夫君喝毒药 Yin Zaishui尹在水Ancient Romance532k WordsCompleted Su Wei transmigrated into the Shen family’s new daughter-in-law in Nanqiao Village. As soon as she opened her eyes, she saw an old woman holding a bowl of murky poison for her penniless husband to drink. The man on the bed glared at Su Wei in fury. “You poisonous woman! I won’t let you get away with this, even as a ghost...” Su Wei: “...” No, no, it wasn’t me. It was the old woman... The old woman turned to her. “What are you standing there for? If he doesn’t die, how are you supposed to marry Y 15.2kReads9.2Score2k14d adds
39. 539 娱 Showbiz: This Delivery Guy Has Quite a Few Skills 娱乐：这个外卖小哥，技能有点多 Three Thousand Chan三千禅Urban1.2M WordsCompleted (Main story complete!) [Entertainment: music + variety shows + comedy + livestreaming + fishing + no female lead...] One performance of “Decent” brings Situ Yanran to tears, while no one can cover “Moonlight.” “Are you really a delivery guy?” Nan Ye: “As real as they come!” He joins a rural variety show and not only knows how to butcher an ox, but is also an expert fisherman. “Are you really a delivery guy?” Nan Ye: “You bet!” Netizens: “This delivery guy knows a little too much!” “Deliv 25.6kReads8.9Score1.7k14d adds

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    💥Saw this on Douyin, guaranteed to laugh!!🤣 The entire Journey to the West crew are time travelers? And they're all four of them from the same university dorm in the future? Looks like Mount Ling is in trouble this time! Tang Sanzang: "Amitabha! This humble monk's Dharma name is Tang Sanzang! Burying Heaven, Burying Earth, Burying Tathagata!" Sun Xingzhe: "Five hundred years east of the river, five hundred years west of the river, the Buddha's position should be held by the capable, shouldn't it be my turn to sit on it?" Zhu Bajie: "Kill! Kill! Kill! On this trip to Mount Ling, kill Tathagata, seize Guanyin, from now on I will rule the Western Paradise!" Sha Wujin: "Amitabha, the three big shots are too impulsive, this is not good, not good!"

40. 540 我 Me, a Menial, Cultivating into an Immortal Through Lies and Scams 我，杂役，靠坑蒙拐骗修成仙 Dirt Clod ZM土疙瘩ZMEastern Fantasy1.6M WordsOngoing No System, no transmigration! This book is absurd and hilarious! Li Ergou, a shameless country boy, stumbles upon immortals fighting in the back hills. He avoids getting mixed up in the killing and settles for looting, scoring a space stone that can hold living creatures and a storage ring for free. From then on, he becomes hooked on cultivation. A fortune-teller tricks him into going to the Yihong Brothel to sell himself as a servant. Instead, he meets a down-and-out immortal maiden and learns 45.1kReads8.7Score4.2k14d adds

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    Hilarious journey to immortality, so much fun! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

41. 541 垂 On the Brink of Death, the System Tells Me to Grow My Family 垂死病中，系统让我开枝散叶 What a Cold Winter多冷的隆冬Eastern Fantasy8.2M WordsOngoing [Invincible + Comedy + Multiple Heroines] If the food's no good, don't read this. We're worried you won't get enough nutrition. Li Changsheng transmigrates to another world and awakens the More Children, More Blessings System on his deathbed. To grow stronger, he has to marry and have children. Li Changsheng is delighted. “In that case, I won't hold back.” Years later, the entire continent is full of his own people. Then Li Changsheng suddenly discovers that the Heavenly Dao is a beautiful young 10.9kReads7.9Score81514d adds
42. 542 养 My Adoptive Father Is Scum? My Undercover Identity Is Exposed! 养父是人渣？我卧底身份被曝光！ Don't Take My Kidney别嘎腰子Urban1.9M WordsCompleted Also known as: “Memory Trial: My Name Cleared,” “I'm Not a Great Villain,” and “Who Is the Undercover Agent?” An undercover police officer is brought to trial and sentenced to death. A live broadcast of his memories reveals a major case spanning thirty years. Brothers who could betray him at any moment, colleagues with multiple identities, friends secretly plotting behind the scenes. In this dark forest of distrust, no one dares reveal who they really are. As the truth is pieced together bit by 3.7kReads9.0Score38614d adds

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    Especially the first book, which is full of hilarious antics and funny stories about walking around the world.

43. 543 都 I Told You I'm a Ghost, So Isn't It Only Natural I'm Stronger? 都说了我是鬼了，强点不是应该的 Known as Jishi You名曰鸡石邮Modern Romance450k WordsOngoing [No CP] The rating is a little low right now, but it'll go up later (:3) Pei Shijing found a little girl deep in the mountains and brought her home as his younger sister. But nobody told him that his new sister would be so formidable. She was either catching ghosts or chasing them down. Worse, she was a little demon with a mind of her own, and she nearly drove him crazy enough to list her for sale on a certain marketplace. He left the listing up for just a few seconds, and someone actually bough 970Reads8.5Score11114d adds
44. 544 大 A Tale of Western Qin 大话西秦 The Strange Tales Archive怪谈档案馆304k WordsCompleted With humorous, witty prose and a gossipy archaeological flair, this book chats about the mighty Qin Dynasty, from the lowly “Stable Master” to the First Emperor, tracing its rise and fall! It includes all my favorite battles in which Qin went on the offensive or defended itself against other states. I originally planned to start writing this book next year, since historical sources are incredibly hard to find, and what I could find online was scattered all over the place. Fortunately, AI is here 25Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Yes! A laugh-out-loud moment right from the start! And the laughs keep coming back! [Smirk]

45. 545 全 The Whole Army’s on the Run: Please Wreck Another Company 全军流浪：求你换个连队祸害 Miss Jin, Who Loves Onion Bean Paste爱吃团葱豆瓣的金小姐Urban655k WordsCompleted Lu Ze transmigrates to Blue Star, enlists in the military, and binds himself to the [All-Around Soldier Wandering System]. The System’s requirement: serve for at least three months in each of fifteen different grassroots companies across the armed forces to unlock the ultimate god-tier reward package! To get “reassigned” to his next company without a hitch, Lu Ze embarks on an utterly outrageous military career. At every new company, he spends his first month pushing himself to the limit, crushi 260Reads—Score11614d adds
46. 546 西 Journey to the West: I'm the Tathagata, Infiltrating Spirit Mountain! 西游：我是如来，卧底灵山！ Red Sun, Clear Clouds红日晴云Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted My name is Lai Ru. My parents hoped I'd become a great Confucian scholar, but... Today, I transmigrated, and I'm a monk! The System says it wants me to become the most violent Tang Monk in history, but... System, did you get something wrong? I transmigrated as the Tathagata! Go undercover? Turn the Journey to the West around? I'm not a monk, and I don't want to be the Tathagata either! Fine. In that case, I'll go undercover... Jieyin, Zhunti, give it up... Even the boss of Thunderclap T 334Reads9.4Score—14d adds

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    To be honest, the first book was really good. The second book had a clichéd opening, but it was still very addictive. The third book is pretty much nothing to say, just read it and be done.

47. 547 你 You Spill the Tea, I’ll Dig for Dirt, and We’ll Strip the Emperor Down to His Drawers 你爆料，我吃瓜，扒光皇帝大裤衩 I Have a Tiny Waist我有小细腰Ancient Romance539k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Gossip + Ridiculous Antics + Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy + If You Don’t Laugh, You Can Hit Me With a Knife!] Bad news: Wei Yuyan has transmigrated into the body of a cannon-fodder heiress. She has no food, no drink, no clothes, and her tiny underpants have twenty holes in them. Good news: She’s bound to the God System. From the emperor, empress dowager, and princes to ordinary citizens, she can see everyone’s past and future and knows each person’s fate. With nothing 9.5kReads9.3Score95914d adds

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    [Flying kiss] My 10.0 Rating, show it to everyone! The best masterpiece on Tomato! [Sad][Angry][Admiring] Bad news: Wei Yuyan transmigrated into a cannon fodder heiress, with no food, no drink, no clothes, and a pair of underwear with twenty holes. Good news: She's bound to the God System, and can know the past and future of everyone from the emperor, empress dowager, and princes to ordinary people. "Last night, Consort Hua went to seduce the emperor, wearing only a bright red bellyband. As soon as they met, she snuggled into his arms. You think she truly loves the emperor? Wrong! Actually, she's pregnant with someone else's child and wants the emperor to be her father!" Officials: Wow! Exciting! The emperor is not only green with envy, but his face is also green with anger. "The Emperor wants to promote the Vice Minister of War to Minister of War? Don't be so sure, this guy's actually a huge corrupt official." "The Prime Minister is keeping ten mistresses behind his wife's back! Wow, his stamina is amazing, he really knows how to have fun." "The country's weapons are too outdated? No problem! One part yellow powder, two parts saltpeter, three parts charcoal—the classic formula for gunpowder, you learned it in middle school chemistry." You'll regret it for the rest of your life if you don't read this.

48. 548 开 From the Start, I Had Bogang's Recipe, and Became the Hannibal of the Ghost World 开局波刚食谱，我成鬼界汉尼拔 Young Master Tan公子檀Mystery1.3M WordsCompleted [Supernatural]+ [Comedy]+ [Talismans]+ [Madman]+ [Unhinged antics]+ [Ensemble cast]+ [No female lead] Are supernatural beings scary? When you're up against the mountain demon Po Kong, getting eaten is pretty much inevitable. Can't get a bite out of them in human form? How about using the Monkey Talisman to turn them into animals? Too many ingredients to handle? No problem, I've got the Shadow Army to help out. The other side is too strong? No problem, I can still transform into a demon. Or one o 1.9kReads6.6Score16614d adds

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    Funny, funny, really funny. The main character is abstract and insane. Challenging orthodoxy, his unconventional methods drive everyone crazy. [Evil laugh][Evil laugh][Evil laugh][Evil laugh][Evil laugh]

49. 549 我 My Life Is Yours 我的命，都给你 Three Pine Nuts三只松子Modern Romance48k WordsCompleted Ji Mingshu hated Xu Meiling with all his heart and tormented her until she died. But when she was really gone, Ji Mingshu realized... he had fallen in love with her. 1.7kReads8.1Score20714d adds

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    These two books are incredibly good and hilarious, especially the first one. Every single sentence has over 99 comments. If you don't like them, come back and hit me! The ratings are maliciously inflated, so ignore them.

50. 550 我EN I, Laying Low from the Primordial World to Journey to the West 我，从洪荒苟到西游 Keyboard's Ninth God键盘九神Eastern Fantasy914k WordsCompleted Mu Chen transmigrates to the Primordial World, becoming an ethereal spirit with no fixed form. He starts out utterly weak, but unexpectedly awakens the Starsea Fishing Choice System. “Congratulations, Host! After fishing for a hundred years, you've obtained a replica of the Four Swords of Zhu Xian!” “Congratulations, Host! After fishing for a thousand years, you've become a Taiyi Mystic Immortal!” “Congratulations, Host! After fishing for ten thousand years, you've attained the rank of Great Luo 35kReads9.2Score3.3k14d adds

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