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- 451 Are You Crazy? You're Robbing a Bank and Bringing Your Father-in-Law Along? 疯了吧，抢银行你还带上老丈人？ Li Xiu was selected to take part in a safety drill, and his mission was to rob a bank. That was bad enough, but just as he set out, his father-in-law showed up to demand money. Father-in-law: “You have to give me this 200,000 yuan today, or I’m not letting you leave.” With no other choice, Li Xiu decided to take his father-in-law to the bank. The moment he pulled out a pistol and put on a mask, his father-in-law was stunned. Father-in-law: “You’re really ruthless. You’d rob a bank over a 200,000 6kReads8.0Score38314d adds
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The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Little Ancestor Comes Down the Mountain to Save Her Mother 三岁半小祖宗下山救娘
[Adorable Kid + Powerful Figures + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Beloved by All + Face-Slapping + System + Transmigrate + Scumbag Father Gets His Comeuppance + Mother-Daughter Bond + God of War Uncle Prince + Daily Dose of Satisfaction] (The story has only just received its rating. Some chapters are being revised and replaced, and the rating will rise later.) Thrown into the wilderness by her own father the moment she was born? Little Yu’er will remember that score. At three and a half, she co
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- 453 A Double-Faced Jianghu, Dedicated to the Eighteen of Every Story 双面江湖献给所有故事里的十八号 The world sings the praises of heroes, But who remembers the nameless extras? The jianghu is more than flashing blades, It lives in serving tea and sweeping floors, too. Two voices separated by countless mountains and rivers, yet keeping exactly the same rhythm. Unhurried, neither too loud nor too soft. Like a heartbeat, like breathing. Like the jianghu itself, quietly and ceaselessly carrying on. 11Reads—Score—14d adds
- 454 A Guide to Cultivation Civilization: Prologue 1, The Prelude to the Mystic Thunder 修真文明指南——序章1，玄雷前传 A Guide to Cultivation Civilization: Prologue 1, The Prelude to Xuan Lei 1.7kReads—Score13014d adds
- 455 The Ancient Powerhouses Have Arrived 上古大佬团驾到 The ancient supreme gods Di Jun and Donghuang Taiyi, long since retired and all but legendary, were bored one day. They decided to take their wives, Xihe and Changxi, on a “business trip” that was really a “government-funded vacation,” visiting the Heavenly Court and the Underworld, both under the administration of the current management, the Jade Emperor. When word got out, the officials governing the Three Realms fell into unprecedented panic and chaos. They mistook a simple family outing for 13Reads—Score—14d adds
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After the Cannon Fodder Female Lead Quit Chasing Him, She Went All In on Messing with the Male Lead’s Head 炮灰女配不追后，狂搞大男主心态
[Absurd Humor and Memes + Lighthearted Comedy + Ensemble Cast + Everyone's Darling] Xie Fu transmigrates into a cultivation novel aimed at male readers as a disposable female supporting character. The plot has the heroine, Jiang Yue, chosen by the male lead over his beloved junior sister. Heartbroken, the junior sister turns into a vicious villainess. Are women in male-oriented novels supposed to be nothing but stepping stones for the male lead? Sorry, no. She's a woman, not a doormat. There are
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- 457 We Were Already Divorced When My Cheat Finally Arrived 都离婚了，我的外挂才来 A diary that can predict your future... His wife had become famous, and Xu Xin thought that as the man who had quietly supported her from behind the scenes, his hard days were finally over. But he never expected his wife to ask for a divorce and demand that he leave with nothing! He'd always worked diligently, and thought it was finally his turn for a promotion and a raise. But his boss wanted to fire him and kick him out. Life really was a complete mess! After getting a diary that could predic 896Reads6.9Score10514d adds
- 458 The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Family Lucky Star 三岁半，全家福星杀疯了 [The Greatest Sword Cultivator Under Heaven + A Cute Child’s Revenge + Surviving the Cold Palace + Face-slapping the Villains + The Whole Family’s Beloved + Saving Her Father at the Border + The Dethroned Crown Prince Turns the Tables + The Entire Court Kneels in Submission + From Abandoned Baby to Grand Princess Who Protects the Nation] Alternate title: The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Cutie Who Wiped Out the Dog Emperor’s Entire Family Shen Yu, the greatest sword cultivator under heaven, was coax 12Reads—Score—14d adds
- 459 A Guide to Cultivation Civilization: Prologue 2, A Lonely Road to Immortality 修真文明指南——序章2，仙途陌路 A Guide to Cultivation Civilization: Prologue 2, The Immortal Path Diverges 768Reads—Score10514d adds
- 460 The Beginning: Pan Feng Is in a Panic from the Start 开端：开局潘凤很慌张 I am Pan Feng, and I’m freaking out. I’ve been reincarnated five times already. Hua Xiong is coming to chop off my head, and Lü Bu wants to kill me too. How am I supposed to survive? The Yellow Heaven is dead, the Great Wind shall rise. 9.5kReads8.9Score76914d adds
- 461 The Human Feast: A Horror Banquet, Nine Heavens for a Corpse 人体盛宴：恐怖宴会——一个尸体的九重天 A Feast of Flesh: The Terrifying Banquet: A Corpse's Ninth Heaven —Reads—Score—14d adds
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Come On, Keep Acting Tough 来，接着狂
Come on, keep acting tough.
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- 463 Where I Am Is Where the Jianghu Is 我所在之地，便是江湖 “Cultivators are people too, and people die.” Chen Dao sits at the table, staring at the calligraphy and painting before him. After a moment of silence, he says softly, “Pass down the order. Tell our Dao Gang brothers to get ready for tonight’s operation. The target is the Tianxian Restaurant.” “Keep it quiet. I don’t want my father finding out that there’s a band of bandits outside the city who belong to his precious son.” In a secret chamber somewhere in the Chen residence. Chen Dao’s 1.7kReads8.9Score66414d adds
- 464 The Meal on the Plate: The Execution Ground, They Watch You, They Remember 盘中餐：刑场——它们看着你，它们记得 The Meal on the Plate: The Execution Ground: They Watch You, They Remember 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 465 She Knows What She Wants 她主意太正 She’s far too headstrong. 13Reads—Score114d adds
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A Very Serious Cultivation Novel 一本非常正经的修仙小说
[Unhinged faction + ensemble cast + absurdist faction + comedy faction] No couples Not your typical cultivation story. ⚠⚠⚠ Extremely absurd [important point ⚠⚠⚠] Jian Bingwu invites her to see the scenery: Jian Bingwu is good. Jian Bingwu pushes her off the Immortal-Slaying Terrace: Jian Bingwu is bad. Jian Xieyun happily goes to meet her: Jian Xieyun is silly. Jian Xieyun gets pushed off: Jian Xieyun is miserable. But she’s a member of the divine race. Why push her off the Immortal-Slaying Terr
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- 467 Candied Hawthorn Inn 糖葫芦客栈 Pure dialogue, a novel told entirely through lines of speech. The martial world can be a little bitter, so why not try a candied hawthorn? The first bite is tart, but the sweetness lingers. Another one, dear guest! Welcome to the Candied Hawthorn Inn! 10Reads—Score314d adds
- 468 Not Even Dyed! Teacher Li’s Mosquito-Net Shorts 染都不染！李老师的蚊帐短裤 Not even dyed! Teacher Li's mosquito-net shorts —Reads—Score—14d adds
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Paralyzed Legs? I Control Time and Am Invincible! 双腿瘫痪？我掌控时间无敌于世！
[Otherworld leveling game, Reborn, reader-approved: the further you read, the better it gets] God said, "I love to devour people. Those who do not worship me are heretics, and heretics must be redeemed!" Wang Shikong, who commands a supreme treasure that controls time, is reborn on the day his legs were broken in an accident. The beautiful CEO responsible for the accident decides, despite her family's objections, to take responsibility for him. She marries him, brings him home, and promises
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- 470 Spring and Autumn in the Textbooks 课本春秋 Seasons in the Textbook A Republican-era classroom, with one teacher and several students [Volume One] First School Year (Autumn 1932–Summer 1933): The Beginning of Learning Opening Note: In the autumn of 1932, the ancestral hall in Qingxi Town opened its doors as a school. Five children walked inside. Over the next six years, they would see the whole world from here. A Poem for the Opening The ancestral hall’s threshold stands three inches high. The children lift their feet to cross, unawar 26Reads—Score—14d adds
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Beast Taming: One Man, One Rabbit, and One Turtle Drive the Cultivation World Crazy! 御兽：一人一兔一龟整疯修仙界！
[Villain + Beast Taming + System + Comedy + Shameless, Awesome Protagonist + All Kinds of Adorably Awful Pets + Wild Reversals and Ridiculous Schemes + Ruthless, No Goody-Two-Shoes + Invincible in Stages] Lin Zhijie accidentally transmigrates to the Kunmo Realm, where humans, demons, and beasts stand as three rival powers. In the year 338 of the Kunmo Realm, the demons and beasts join forces in an attempt to wipe out humanity. The human race is weak and suffers heavy losses. That is when Lin Zhi
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The Fake Heiress Just Gives Up and Goes Crazy! 假千金她直接摆烂发疯啦！
The physical edition of Alternative Brilliance goes on presale on the 18th! What should you do if you become the fake heiress in a story about a real and fake heiress? Lie flat when it’s time to lie flat, and go crazy when it’s time to go crazy! Yan Zhizhi met the real heiress, Ning Yue, on a variety show. Then everyone realized Yan Zhizhi wasn’t quite the same as the person they’d known before. She’d gone crazy! When faced with a setback, everyone else tried to work through it. She just lay fla
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- 473 Five Years with a Contraceptive Ring, and He Knelt in the Ancestral Hall on the Day We Parted 五年避子环，和离当天他跪穿祠堂 Five Years Wearing a Contraceptive Ring, He Knelt Until His Knees Bled in the Ancestral Hall on the Day We Parted 2.5kReads—Score—14d adds
- 474 The Blood-Red Wedding Dress: My Five-Hundred-Year-Old Ghost Girlfriend 血色嫁衣我的五百岁女鬼女友 A female ghost in a blood-red wedding dress! A sinister plot that extinguished all humanity! A meeting five hundred years in the making: she came back in this life for you! Young Gu Linchuan secluded himself in Jiangnan to prepare for his exams, only to encounter Rong Qianlu, a five-hundred-year-old female ghost dressed in a blood-red wedding gown. Her family was slaughtered when she was alive, turning her into a vengeful spirit, but Gu Linchuan’s gentleness brought out her vulnerable side. The 10Reads—Score—14d adds
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Blind Corn! Rotten Potatoes! Worthless Children, Get on Your Knees! 瞎苞米！烂土豆！极品儿女靠边跪
[Period] [The 1980s] [Light Ensemble Cast] [Reborn] [Feel-Good] [No Golden Finger] [Family Life] (Also known as: Reborn in the 1980s: The Old Lady Leaves Her Children Behind) Seventy-year-old Wu Zhiqiu is Reborn in the era when her children still depend on her hard work and sacrifice! In her previous life, she played favorites and ended up alone and miserable in her old age. This time, she refuses to repeat the past. The old lady decides to leave her children behind and enjoy the rest of her lif
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- 476 From the Start, the Sect Kidnapped Me to Parade Through the Streets 开局就被宗门绑去游行 System + comedy + shameless schemer + adorable pet + adventures across myriad worlds The growth story of a scheming rascal The companionship of a scheming rascal’s adorable pet The supreme divine artifact recognizes only him as its master The Heavenly Dao is willing to be his friend Every villain trembles at the sound of his name He is Lin Kuang, Old Six Lin 4.2kReads8.1Score39914d adds
- 477 Goodnight, Boyfriend 晚安，男朋友 Goodnight, Boyfriend 20Reads—Score114d adds
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Apocalypse: A Collection of Stunning Beauties, and Every Teammate Is an Auntie-Type! 末世：绝色图鉴，队友皆是姨系！
[Aunties] [Young Wives] [Ruthless and Decisive] [Multiple Heroines] [No Saintly Lead] [Superpowers] [Apocalypse] If you can't hold on to the summit, then retrace the path that brought you there! As a former hoodlum who had gone straight, Mu Yan stared at the envelope in his hand and the SSS-rank Superpower, lost in thought. A letter from the future, and a string of young women and young wives! He led them onward, one step at a time!
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- 479 Push: The First Time I Got Pushed, I Hit Back! 推——第一次被推就打回去！ Push Back! The First Time Someone Pushes You, Hit Them Right Back! 16Reads—Score—14d adds
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You’re a Variety Show Star, So Why Is Your Acting This Good? Are You Trying to Get Yourself Killed? 你个综艺咖，演技这么好不要命了
Ye Feng, once a movie emperor, transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a background celebrity who barely gets by on variety shows. His “fake” romance with a top-tier starlet is mocked across the internet. And that’s not all. The System he’s bound to is a useless support system that rewards and upgrades him based on the popularity he gets from his haters. “Ding! Reward: god-tier cooking skills.” “Ding! Reward: explosive sprinting power, enough to run 100 meters in just 9 seconds.” “Ding! Re
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- 481 My Dad and His Archenemy Got a Happy Ending 我爸和死对头HE了 My Dad and His Archrival Got a Happy Ending —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 482 Please Answer, 404 请回答，404 Please Answer, 404 6Reads—Score—14d adds
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I'm Liu Shan, Not a Good-for-Nothing 我刘禅不是草包
"W-why... why not... eat meat gruel?" After Liu Shan died, he discovered that his soul had actually possessed the fool Emperor Sima Zhong of the Great Jin. "What? I, Ah Dou, have become... a fool!" "Damn it, this fool can't even piss by himself!" "What the hell, how can this fool's wife be as ugly as a sow!" "So... someone altered the imperial edict left by the fool's father!" "Th-those two are trying to kill me too?" Luckily, I'm a fool, so no one is on guard against me!
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I Went to the Wrong Grave and Mistook a Female Ghost for One of My Own 上错坟，不小心把女鬼当成自己人
[One female lead, the male lead isn't invincible, not a wish-fulfillment story, supernatural, metaphysics. If it's not your cup of tea, please don't flame. This story is entirely fictional. The leads practice both Buddhism and Taoism. If you're the type to nitpick, read with caution!] “Year after year, I come to pay respects to my ancestors, yet year after year I'm still stuck working. I'm not happy over here, and you might be going hungry over there. Bless your grandson with a prosperous year,
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- 485 After Losing My Memory, I Mistook Someone Else for My Husband 失忆后，我扑错老公了 After Losing My Memory, I Mistook Someone Else for My Husband 46Reads—Score—14d adds
- 486 Sacrifice the Protagonist to Heaven! Boundless Magic? 主角祭天！法力无边？ Sacrifice the Protagonist to Heaven! Boundless Magic Power? 3Reads—Score—14d adds
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I Get Stronger Whenever I'm Called On 我被点名就变强
[Comedy + scheming + tycoon] One day, the rebellious Fang Qimai got a special System. Whenever someone called on him, he could receive a reward from them. Ding! Your math teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering Olympiad Math. Ding! Your rich classmate called on you. Character unlocked: Billionaire Dad. Ding! Your PE teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering English Grammar. Wait a minute... Did something weird just sneak in there...?
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- 488 On New Year’s Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake 除夕夜，岳母三次推门后，老婆说我们是假结婚 On New Year's Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake 570Reads—Score—14d adds
- 489 Record of the Illusory Sea of Love: The Great Void Livestream 情天幻海录太虚直播间 The Illusory Realm of the Great Void, by the shores of the Sea of Love. Fairy Jing Huan had been staring blankly into a water mirror for three days. What it reflected was not her peerless beauty, but the countless scenes of the mortal world: office workers scrolling through their phones on the subway, middle-aged men and women haggling at matchmaking corners, livestreamers crying, “Brother, love me!”, and exhausted wage slaves staying up late making PowerPoints until they went bald... “Such mudd 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 490 Livestream: Wait, You’re Saying Your Dad’s Going Through a Rebellious Phase? 直播：不是，你说你爸叛逆期到了 [Livestream Shenanigans + Lighthearted + Campus + Absurd Daily Life] Zhou Cheng transmigrates to a parallel world and unlocks a Shenanigans Pressure System. As long as he gets under someone’s skin, he earns rewards. At that moment, the live reality show "The Xia Kingdom Family" is underway, and his family happens to be selected to appear on it. The whole show takes a completely different turn. “Mom, when you have nothing to do, why don’t you read more books?” “Dad, look at everyone else’s dad dr 21.3kReads9.0Score1.8k14d adds
- 491 What a Clever Adultery Bust 这奸，捉得妙 What a perfect time to catch them in the act 344Reads—Score—14d adds
- 492 Gluttony’s Execution Ground: Crime and Punishment at the Bottom of the Food Chain 饕餮刑场——食物链底层的罪与罚 The Gluttonous Execution Ground: Crime and Punishment at the Bottom of the Food Chain 2Reads—Score—14d adds
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On the Night of My Burial, I Brought the God of War Prince Back from the Dead 陪葬夜，我让战神王爷起死回生
Short drama adaptation: "A Doctor’s Graceful Colors" Animated adaptation: "A Doctor’s Graceful Colors: The Prince’s Beloved" [Hilarious + Transmigration + Sweet romance + Obsessive love + Devoted pairing + Imperial physician heroine + Palace and household intrigue + Inspirational] I was a military doctor with a PhD when I transmigrated, only to find myself about to be buried alive as a sacrifice for the dead God of War, the Prince? I grabbed the burial offerings and ran, planning to live in luxu
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1970s Space: A Transmigrated Daughter and Her Reborn Mother 七零空间：穿越闺女重生妈
[Period] [The 1970s] [Transmigration] [Space] [Reborn] [Mutual devotion] [A touch of ensemble cast] [Educated youth] [Two worlds connected] She opens her eyes and has transmigrated into a book set in the 1970s. Even the paper character's slap across her face hurts like hell. She has become a short-lived cannon-fodder character. Damn it! This woman is going to defy fate and change her destiny!
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Help! I'm in the Hospital, and My Ex Is the Surgeon! 救命！人在医院，前女友主刀！
[Completed, irresistibly flirty story] From the start, I’m getting surgery for appendicitis, and the lead surgeon is my school’s prettiest girl, my ex-girlfriend! No way! Absolutely not! This isn’t surgery, it’s a death sentence! [One: Flee at the last minute and be single for life!] [Two: Face it calmly and unlock sign-in rewards!] Hospital sign-in successful. Reward: ten billion! What’s there to choose? He closes his eyes and lies right down on the operating table! But then he discovers the su
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- 496 The Rivers and Mountains Trilogy 山河故人三部曲 A small town in Jiangnan, Mudanjiang in the northeast, and the ancient city of Xi'an. Different places, the same vision. Beautiful China! Jiangnan's bridges and flowing streams, the northeast's ice and snow, Xi'an's lamb paomo. Beautiful mountains, beautiful rivers, and even more beautiful people. The scenery is written through its people, and the people are reflected in the scenery! 5Reads—Score—14d adds
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Bringing Perks to the Family: Immortal Pills for 9.9, with Free Shipping 给家人们谋福利，仙丹九块九包邮
A third-rate livestream shopping host woke up to find he had transmigrated to a cultivation continent. His phone had come along with him, and he obtained a cross-world livestream shopping System. He sold useless pills and junk from the cultivation world on Earth, a planet with no spiritual energy at all. A Disease-Curing Pill that treats every illness, bringing benefits to all our dear customers. Just 9.9 yuan, with free shipping. A divine medicine has appeared, and the world is in an uproar. A
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- 498 Be a Concubine? You're Not Worthy! I'll Find a Better Match, and You'll Beg Me to Stay 做妾？你也配？另谋高嫁你下跪 This book is now available as a full-cast audio drama, and it’s hilarious! Give it a listen! [Hilarious Transmigration + Medical Space + Sweet, Satisfying Romance + Power Struggles + Palace and Household Intrigue + Mutual Devotion and Strength] A genius in medicine and poison transmigrates to ancient times with a medical space. She wakes up in a coffin, only to have a bewitching man try to steal it? Her ex-husband favors his concubine, abuses his wife, and shamelessly claims her dowry? Her fathe 5.5kReads8.9Score54714d adds
- 499 I Fell Behind on My Online Loans, and the Debt Collectors Found My Billionaire Parents 网贷逾期，催债人寻回我首富父母 Outrageous! I fell behind on my online loan payments, and the debt collector actually helped me find my biological parents?! Even more outrageous! My parents are billionaires?! Want a meal? The five-star hotel is ours! Want a car? The dealership is ours! We even own shares in all sorts of unicorn companies? No way. As someone who transmigrated, how can I just lie flat? I have to start a business! Dad: Son, as long as you don't start a business, you can spend as much of the family money as you li 12.8kReads8.3Score1.8k14d adds
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I Kissed the Demon Dog’s Toes and Became a Cultivation World Troublemaker 亲吻魔犬脚趾，我成了修仙乐子人
[System shenanigans + absurd comedy + light power fantasy + no farming] Other cultivators slay demons and vanquish monsters, reaching for the heavens, but my very first cultivation quest is to kiss a demonic hound’s toe?! After awakening the Taiji Fun-Seeker System, the more ridiculous the quest, the more outrageous the reward! Fairy dresses, lace gloves, bizarre abilities... As long as I keep the antics coming, my cultivation skyrockets! No protagonist torture, no frustration, no melodrama, jus
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