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1. 401 我 I Turned In an Unspeakable Being 我把不可名状物上交了 Dreamweaver of Deep Fantasies深漫造梦Urban706k WordsCompleted In a world where looking directly at an ancient god drives you mad, Ji Ye comes with a “Deep Abyss Filter.” The indescribably horrifying beings are just destructive huskies and fresh ingredients in his eyes. For health insurance and a steady paycheck, he joined the Anomaly Bureau as a “janitor.” When an S-rank forbidden zone erupted, everyone else despaired and waited to die. He complained as he carried his mop: “Who spilled ink all over the floor?” When an ancient god descended, he looked at th 4.1kReads8.0Score46914d adds

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   Brothers, I'm recommending a mind-blowing, super-powerful novel! The protagonist, Ji Ye, has awakened an "Abyss Filter," seeing everything as an everyday object. 👉 While others are terrified of the Headless Horseman, he thinks he's a dedicated deliveryman and even gives him a tip! 👉 While others are scared out of their wits by the sight of a deep-sea monster, he thinks she's a drowning girl, rescues her, and then forces her to sing a square dance! 👉 The most outrageous thing is that when the King in Yellow comes looking for trouble, he treats him like a performance artist, forcibly drags him into his house to play a murder mystery game, and then criticizes the script for its illogicality! Now, in his yard, a demigod is guarding the gate, a ghost king is mopping the floor, and an S-class monster is unclogging the sewers… Everyone's a villain (scratch that), everyone's a working stiff! Want to see how the protagonist uses a mop to physically exorcise the entire universe? "I Handed Over the Unspeakable Things," you won't regret it, you'll laugh your head off!

2. 402 关 How I Was Forced to Become an Awakened One 关于我被迫成为觉醒者那档事 Warm Wine to Slay Pigs and Monkeys温酒斩猪猴Urban3.1M WordsOngoing 1.8kReads9.0Score15614d adds

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   The "magical" awakening journey of five scumbags (Chapter 5 onwards is hilarious)

3. 403 S The Perfect Life Through Save-Scumming SL大法完美人生 Wu Tang吴漛Urban1.5M WordsCompleted If you could save and reload your life like a video game, what kind of person would you become? Lin Fan, an ordinary young man who's unemployed and in debt, suddenly discovers he can save and reload in real life. But this cheat isn't unlimited. He has only one save slot, and can go back just 24 hours each time. Overusing it also drains his mental energy. From disastrous job interviews and brutal business rivalries to emotional choices and battles against fate... With this ability, he makes one 1Reads—Score—14d adds
4. 404 我 I'm a Cash-Grabbing Streamer! But the Big Spender Really Does Send Gifts! 我，圈钱主播！但大哥是真刷啊！ Blue Chalk蓝色粉笔Urban1.8M WordsCompleted Jiang Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens a livestream money-grabbing System! As long as he earns gifts and tips and meets his cash-grabbing targets, he can receive random rewards from the System! And so, the internet's most shamelessly money-hungry streamer is born! "Boss! Singing, dancing, doing stunts, rapping, standing on my head, whatever other streamers can do, I can do too. And whatever they can't do, I can do even better!" "Boss, just tell me what you want me to do! As lon 162.3kReads9.4Score14.7k14d adds
5. 405 逆 You Brat, Just You Wait! 逆子，你给我等着！ Yue Jiu玥九Ancient Romance629k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + palace intrigue and household drama + romance + comedy + devoted couples] After marrying into the family to bring good luck, Chi Yue accidentally offends a whole crowd of powerful nobles and breaks up one couple after another. The Chancellor: Chi Yue is a heartless little schemer! She dared to talk my wife into divorcing me. I’m going to tear her apart! The Grand Marshal: Chi Yue actually taught my wife to trick me out of my money. She’s planning to swindle me out of every last 6.2kReads9.0Score77514d adds

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   This is an incredibly good, hilarious, and satisfying read. You'll regret it if you don't!

6. 406 政 Brother Zheng: Be the Big Brother to the Han Emperor and the Overlord of Western Chu 政哥：给汉高祖和楚霸王当大哥 Wu Tang吴漛Historical786k WordsCompleted Historian Wu Zheng transmigrates into the newly enthroned Ying Zheng, armed with two thousand years of historical knowledge and a max-level strategic mind straight out of Red Alert. Determined to rewrite the fate of the Qin dynasty, which is doomed to fall in its second generation, he personally goes to Pei County and recruits 31-year-old Liu Bang as his underling. He also takes in nine-year-old Xiang Yu, rescued from the chaos of the fallen Chu army, and raises him into a God of War. At court, 1Reads—Score—14d adds
7. 407 废 The Good-for-Nothing Defies Heaven: Master, Your Disciple Wants to Be Your Favorite 废柴逆天：师尊，徒儿想抱大腿 Flowing Clouds流光云彩Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted (This novel is silly and hilarious, with a devoted couple, a puppy-like male lead, and a sly female lead. If it doesn't make you laugh, come fight me.) The young heir of a top aristocratic family sees the sly heroine at first sight and tricks her into becoming his apprentice with a hundred purple gold coins. Seeing that her young master is a rich, handsome hunk, the heroine decides to strike first and claim him for herself. The master treats his apprentice like a cherished child bride, protectin 8.7kReads9.3Score1.2k14d adds
8. 408 我 I Really Do Have a Soft-Rice-Eating King System 我真有一个软饭王系统 Song Xiangbai宋象白Urban2.0M WordsCompleted “Over 99 percent of the Host’s cells are dormant. You meet the basic requirements for living off others. Bind the system?” “Yes, yes! Bind it, right away!” Warning: To successfully live off others, you must first learn self-discipline!!! Warning: It’s a soft life, but you’ll still have to work hard. If you don’t like workaholics, don’t open this. Warning: The protagonist will live off lots of people (and animals). If that bothers you, don’t click. 112kReads9.3Score10.2k14d adds

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   🔥🔥This book has a fresh and hilarious theme! Fellow readers, come check out this incredibly good novel—a book you'll want to read even if you have to stay up all night! It's absolutely hilarious, incredibly satisfying, and super engaging. The story is explosive from the very beginning, the plot twists and turns seamlessly, and you'll find yourself completely hooked, unable to put it down…

9. 409 我 I Have 90 Trillion Simp Dollars 我有九千万亿舔狗金 Tomato's Number One Handsome Guy番茄第一帅哥Urban4.5M WordsCompleted Chen Yuan, an ordinary university student, gets dumped from the start and obtains a God of Wealth System. From the start, he receives ninety trillion, but the catch is that he can only spend it on women. With no other choice, he sets out to spend it all, embarking on an extraordinary journey as a tycoon! 74.4kReads9.0Score7.4k14d adds
10. 410 政 Zheng Ge: Becoming Zhuge Kongming's Strategist 政哥：给诸葛孔明当军师 Wu Tang吴漛Historical249k WordsCompleted Wu Zheng, a Three Kingdoms content creator, gets struck by lightning while roasting a drama on livestream and transmigrates to the thirteenth year of Jian'an, seven days before the Battle of Red Cliffs. Armed with all the answers from the complete Records of the Three Kingdoms and Romance of the Three Kingdoms, he drops into Xiakou and becomes Zhuge Liang's "deputy." Zheng thinks he can breeze through an open-book exam, only to discover that history is an invigilator who constantly changes the q 3Reads—Score—14d adds
11. 411 女 My Girlfriend Thinks I'm Crazy, but I'm Scavenging for Gold in the Apocalypse 女友嫌我精神病，我在末世捡黄金 Tomato's Number One Handsome Guy番茄第一帅哥Urban1.5M WordsCompleted Synopsis (trading between two worlds, conquering the universe, traveling through dreams) Li Xuan is diagnosed with a mental illness! The reason: two months ago, he started having nightmares. Whenever he falls asleep, his consciousness enters another parallel world. In that world, apocalyptic disasters have been raging for two whole months. There is another man named Li Xuan, who has endured extreme cold, scorching heat, acid rain, earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, and viral infections in the apoc 31.8kReads8.8Score3.3k14d adds
12. 412 我 My Balance Is My Life 我的余额是生命 Wu Tang吴漛Urban1.9M WordsCompleted The day I crashed while delivering food, a line of text suddenly appeared before my eyes: Balance: 287 days. Even crazier, I could see a death countdown above everyone’s head. From then on, the world became a brutal game of lifespan in my eyes. There was only one rule: days could be traded. I became the head of a walking “Lifespan Bank” among the living: Trade 50 days from a scumbag for one smile from a girl with a terminal illness; Take 3,000 days from a corrupt official’s account to save my ad 71Reads—Score—14d adds
13. 413 重 Now That I'm Reborn, Why Bother Dating? 重生了谁还谈恋爱啊 A Pig's Big Dream猪的理想大Urban1.6M WordsCompleted Good news: I’ve been reborn. Bad news: The money’s gone. Dad: Wasn’t the good news that I don’t have to die now? You’re a real model son, aren’t you! Wang Hao is reborn in the new millennium. As the Eighth Factory is restructured and the workers’ children’s school is reassigned, everyone thinks his life is ruined. But who knows how many opportunities this year will bring? A job for two thousand yuan is hard to find, but businesses worth tens of millions are everywhere! Let’s start with a milk te 11.9kReads9.0Score1.1k14d adds
14. 414 你 Why Mess with Him? He Cultivates the Heavenly Dao 你惹他干嘛，他修天道的 Mr. Meatball丸子先生Eastern Fantasy5.8M WordsOngoing On the first day after Luo Tian transmigrates, he obtains nine volumes of Heavenly Scriptures. The Heavenly Dao Scripture: Its contents can be summed up in one word: invincible. The Heavenly Dao Body-Refining Art: Its contents can be summed up in one word: invincible. The Heavenly Dao Visualization Method: Its contents can be summed up in one word: invincible. The Heavenly Dao Movement Technique: Its contents can be summed up in one word: invincible. The Heavenly Dao Sword Art: Its contents can 85.7kReads9.0Score7.6k14d adds
15. 415 帮 Helping Ghosts Fulfill Their Last Wishes, the Shameless Way 帮鬼完成遗愿，但缺德 Wu Tang吴漛Mystery3.0M WordsCompleted Wu Teng was once a seventh-rank Fortune God in the Celestial Court. After peeking at the Nine Heavens Goddess while she was bathing, he was punished by being sent down to the mortal world as a human. He had to endure three kinds of suffering: heartbreak, financial calamity, and a sickly body. Each ordeal had to be experienced to its utmost before he could erase his sins and reclaim his divine position. But he died unexpectedly before completing his trials, and could only finish 1,998 tasks. The 63Reads—Score—14d adds
16. 416 遇 When in Doubt, Blow Yourself Up! Who Could Be More Carefree Than Me? 遇事不决就自爆！谁能比我更逍遥 Five Bucks a Day一天赚五块Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [Demonic cultivation + ruthless decisiveness + loves a good time + flexible moral compass] What would you do if you were immortal from the start and immune to all restrictions? Jun Lin: “I don’t eat beef!” What’s the big deal? I’m immortal, so why shouldn’t I act a little arrogant? What? You stole my stuff? I’ll blow you up! What? You look down on me? I’ll blow you up! What? You want to kill me? I’m still going to blow you up! I transmigrated here to be the emperor. If you make the emperor suffe 25.1kReads8.7Score2.7k14d adds
17. 417 逍 The Carefree Crown Prince 逍遥太子传 Yan Shisan烟十叁Historical5.0M WordsCompleted + [Alternate world] + [Lighthearted] + [No angst] + [Wildly satisfying] + [No System] Ye Xun transmigrated. From the start, he was the Crown Prince of Great Xia, but unfortunately, he had already been deposed. Still, Ye Xun had no lofty ambitions. He only cared about money. All he wanted was to be an idle prince, indulging in wine and women and resting his head on a beauty’s lap. But things didn’t go as planned. Ye Xun had no intention of stirring up trouble again, yet he w 38.3kReads9.0Score4k14d adds
18. 418 离 Absurd Night Shift: A Funeral Home's Daily Comedy of Errors 离谱夜班：殡仪馆全员乌龙日常 Wu Tang吴漛Urban19k WordsCompleted Absurd Night Shift: The Funeral Home's Daily Misadventures —Reads—Score—14d adds
19. 419 重 Restart: My Reversed Flow of Time 重启：我的逆流时光 Year's End年末Urban2.9M WordsCompleted (Multiple heroines + 1970s setting + everyday life) Betrayed by his wife in his previous life, Gu Cheng died full of hatred. When he opened his eyes, he was back in 1977, watching his wicked wife die horribly before him and leaving behind four little sisters-in-law who were crying to be fed. In this magnificent, vibrant era, Gu Cheng decided to start his life over and share a happy life with his sisters-in-law. 28.5kReads9.0Score3.1k14d adds
20. 420 重 Reborn: The Prodigal Son's 10,000-Fold Spending 重生：万倍败家子 Wu Tang吴漛29k WordsCompleted Reborn: The Prodigal Son with Ten Thousand Times the Spending Power —Reads—Score—14d adds
21. 421 震 Shocking! I Was Forced Into Marriage by the Empress from the Start 震惊，开局被女帝逼婚 A Spark of Starlight星星火点Eastern Fantasy3.3M WordsCompleted When Huangfu Dou wakes up, he discovers that the Empress has become his wife, and he awakens the Ultimate Kept-Man System! “Ding! The Empress gives you Heavenly Demon Blood. The System doubles the reward. Congratulations, Host, you've obtained the bloodline of an ancient god and demon!” “Ding! The female chancellor teaches you statecraft. The System doubles the reward. Intelligence: 9999+!” “...!” A pretty boy who lives off women, surrounded by a bunch of stunning beauties all day? The young sec 824Reads8.5Score16514d adds
22. 422 嘴 Sharp-Tongued and Trouble-Seeking, the Saintess Turns the Cultivation World Upside Down 嘴贱手又欠，圣女她撩翻修仙界 The Pen Name That Doesn’t Need Zhouzhou不用周周的笔名Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted She has a sharp tongue, sticky fingers, and a weakness for handsome men... After Yu Xiaoxiao was killed with a single stab, she transmigrated to the world of cultivation and embarked on a strange and hilarious journey to immortality. There were plenty of handsome men in the cultivation world, and every one of them was exactly her type... Yu Xiaoxiao was in heaven. She happily cultivated and happily admired the handsome men... Most of the time, she couldn't resist flirting with them a little, too 13.4kReads8.2Score1.4k14d adds

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    I was laughing so hard I screamed like a chicken while I was on the toilet.

23. 423 S The SL Method: A Fortune-Making Life SL大法之暴富人生 Wu Tang吴漛29k WordsCompleted The SL Method to a Life of Wealth —Reads—Score—14d adds
24. 424 透 The X-Ray Doctor Who Conquers the City 透视邪医混花都 Xu Huan徐幻Urban11.7M WordsCompleted Chen Xuan accidentally inherits the legacy of a peerless evil healer. Mastering supreme medical skills and unlocking a divine eye that sees through everything, he rises to prominence in the city and lives life on his own terms! 18.6kReads9.1Score1.6k14d adds
25. 425 穿 Transmigrating as a Panda, I Still Have to Help the Chancellor in the Three Kingdoms 穿越成熊猫，到三国也要辅佐丞相 Light Song In The Clouds云中轻歌Historical510k WordsCompleted [Just launched, low rating] Three Kingdoms, supporting Liu Bei, based mainly on the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, light fantasy, lighthearted comedy, farming, slow-paced After transmigrating into a giant panda, a national treasure, Liu Shuo thought he could lie flat and enjoy a life of luxury every day. That was until he met a plump little boy in blue robes. The boy said his name was A Dou, and his father was Liu Xuande. The sky was falling! In this chaotic age, human lives were worth less than 1.7kReads8.0Score14514d adds

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    They're all pretty funny and entertaining.

26. 426 最 The Strongest Sect: Our Patriarch Is a First-Class Con Artist 最强宗门：祖师爷是个大忽悠 Sprout of the Tusi King's City土司王城的嫩芽Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsOngoing (A scheming sect + a useless System + lighthearted comedy + endless twists) Wu Xiaobing, the street's little tyrant, lives by one rule: look impressive in front of others, and never take a loss! Unfortunately, his abilities don't match his ambitions. Picking on the weak and cowering before the strong are part of his daily routine, and getting slapped down after a moment of bravado is the norm. Then he mouthed off to a real big shot: “I'm not bragging, but my hidden skill is so powerful it'll sca 909Reads8.9Score—14d adds

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    Is this your type? (1.8 Million words)

27. 427 超 The Ultimate Show-Off Upgrade System 超强装逼升级系统 Lying Down, Scenting Plum Blossoms卧梅闻花Eastern Fantasy4.4M WordsCompleted Can you level up by fighting monsters, killing people, acting cool, or even flirting with a saintess? Hua Tuo sells miracle oil? Chang’e poses for glamour shots? The Martial God snacks on spicy strips, drinks Snow Beer, and smokes Furongwang cigarettes? Chu Yi transmigrates to another world, where an overpowered show-off-and-level-up System tells him: “You don’t need oars to row, just ride the waves!” 343Reads8.0Score14914d adds
28. 428 当 Become Emperor? The Crown Prince Has Already Ascended 当皇帝？太子他已经飞升了 Light Song In The Clouds云中轻歌Historical354k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + System + invincible + funny + goofy and lighthearted + brainless wish fulfillment + no logic] Xiao Yi, renowned throughout the cultivation world as the Mad Dog Dao Lord, transmigrates into an unknown little world and becomes a crown prince! Xiao Yi doesn’t want to be crown prince at all. He just wants to get rid of the title as quickly as possible, legally and by the book, so he can go back to facing his Great Emperor tribulation. He’s someone who’s facing the Great Emperor tr 926Reads—Score10214d adds
29. 429 雨 The Rain Canon 雨典 Bo L Tang波l棠Ancient Romance387k WordsCompleted When rain falls upon the world, it is no longer just water. It becomes a bridge between two people meeting, tears of parting, the sorrow of waiting, and a promise to stay together. How many bonds of affection between heaven and earth last only as long as a passing shower? And I am merely the passerby holding an umbrella. 40Reads—Score—14d adds
30. 430 沙 A Hilarious Life in a Feel-Good Novel 沙雕的爽文人生 Bu Zhi Yun KK不知云KKModern Romance506k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate Into a Book, Beloved by All + Silly Comedy (If You Don’t Like Absurd Humor, Don’t Read)] As a child, Shi Cha was told by a fortune-teller that she would become a great eagle soaring through the skies. But somewhere along the way, she went astray and became the silliest bird in the Sahara Desert. On her thirtieth birthday, Shi Cha proudly joined the ranks of those who transmigrate into books. She became the white-lotus little sister of a feel-good novel’s heroine. Before Shi Cha tra 2.5kReads9.4Score32614d adds

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    The first book was absolutely hilarious, the second was super sweet and funny, the third was also pretty good, and the fourth was definitely entertaining and funny, but it's not finished yet.

31. 431 嘘 Shh! Don't Mess with That Psycho, You Can't Beat Him 嘘！别惹那个精神病，你打不过 Light Song In The Clouds云中轻歌Urban140k WordsCompleted [Crazy and eccentric + mental illness + hilarious nonsense + lighthearted humor + everyday life] The Qingshan Branch of Tomato Mental Hospital is clearly a den of monsters. The big boss of the monsters is an old fiend who came to life as a tomato! A big, fat silkworm that can't spin a cocoon: “My knife and shield~ Pfft pfft pfft pfft...” A chubby fish demon dreaming of flying through the sky, wailing all day long: “I want to fly higher~” A pig demon patting its barrel waist and grinnin 288Reads—Score10314d adds
32. 432 雪 The Snow Canon, the Mist Canon: Chronicle of the Twins 雪典，雾典，双生纪 Bo L Tang波l棠Ancient Romance748k WordsCompleted “The first snow between heaven and earth fell atop Kunlun Mountain. Back then, snow did not yet know what melting was, and mist did not know what it meant to disperse. They thought everything in the world would last forever.” “Later, the snow melted and became water. The mist dispersed and became nothing. Only then did they understand: what was eternal was not themselves, but the person who paused in the snow, and the eyes that glanced back through the mist.” 52Reads—Score—14d adds
33. 433 开 From the Start, I Have Hundreds of Millions in Hell Money: I'm Invincible in the Age of the Uncanny 开局冥币亿万：诡异时代我无敌 Sis, Don't Be Like That姐姐别这样Mystery4.5M WordsOngoing [Supernatural horror + apocalypse + tycoon + ghost money + rules + comedy + no heroine + fast-paced power fantasy (buys a supernatural-horror site by chapter 7, keeps buying everything without dragging things out, and buys an entire city in 200,000 words) + mid-story twists + late-game rule deduction] The supernatural apocalypse arrives, and evil ghosts run rampant. Within the rules, ghosts cannot kill people. While countless people struggle to survive the apocalypse, carefully searching for a w 144.3kReads9.4Score15.5k14d adds

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    Enough said, with 360,000 online reads, the quality is absolutely guaranteed [admiration][admiration]. The beginning is funny, and the later parts have plot twists. The plot doesn't drag, and the male lead isn't a saint. He's humorous, decisive, and doesn't hesitate. He's not lustful, has a keen eye for people, and is intelligent—a truly enjoyable read. There are also many puns in the book that are very funny, like "Ghostly Jade" and "Zombie Denton"! If you're looking for something to read, this book is definitely worth checking out [laughs]. Weird Driver: 1000 ghost money, or die! Protagonist: 20,000 a month as my private driver. Weird Driver: Boss Chen, my throat was sore just now, I spoke a little loudly. Here's my business card [crying with laughter].

34. 434 惊 Thriller: You Were Told to Escape, but You Became an NPC 惊悚：让你去逃生，你成了NPC Butterfly in the Rain雨中的蝶Mystery1.9M WordsCompleted [Horror Game + Choices + Comedy + Irreverent + Building a Personal Power Base] Ten years ago, the horror game descended upon Blue Star. As the protagonist, Lin Qi was inevitably dragged into the horror game too. While everyone else struggled to survive, he made choices. At the Death Restaurant, everyone else was careful not to anger the customers. Lin Qi had already become the restaurant owner. At the Ghostly Cemetery, others searched for clues and for the missing Grave No. 7. Lin Qi simply 14.1kReads9.1Score1.3k14d adds

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    I highly recommend the third book; it's worth reading.

35. 435 快 Quick Transmigration: I Always Disappear in Front of the Powerful Ones 快穿之我总在大佬面前没了 A Carrot一颗萝卜Modern Romance300k WordsCompleted [Not a wish-fulfillment story, psychological scheming and romance, with a couple; the first few worlds have bad endings] Reborn in another world, she is hunted by the powerful beings' avatars. Zhao Yan enters their memory-dreams and wins over the powerful men, leaving them with unforgettable memories. Qin Shou dreams that the woman he loves most has died. Jiang Wei dreams that the wife he loves most has died. Zou Yuan dreams that the girl he loves most has died. After waking, the heartless r 1.6kReads9.2Score15314d adds
36. 436 两 Collection of Two Forgettings: Records of an Unknown Daoist Couple Among Clouds and Waters 两忘集——无名道侣云水录 Bo L Tang波l棠44k WordsCompleted The Collection of Two Forgotten: The Unnamed Daoist Couple's Record of Clouds and Waters 10Reads—Score114d adds
37. 437 手 One Slip of the Hand, and Three Thousand Demon Gods Became 18-Year-Old Girls 手滑定规则三千魔神化18岁少女 The Great Dao Strikes True, Pangu Transforms into a Divine Maiden大道打真盘古化神女Eastern Fantasy429k WordsCompleted I, Zhi Luo, the invincible Chaos Supreme, have the most absurd passive ability in the entire universe: it protects me from teammates in games, but not from trash! Three thousand demon gods can slash me together, and they won’t even break my skin. But a ragged leaf, a little pebble, or someone else’s trash can hit me right in the butt with perfect accuracy. I was born with clumsy hands and a slip of the tongue. Every rule I set turns into a humiliating disaster! I meant to punish two demon gods b —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    These two books are hilarious, fast-paced, and every chapter has laughs and satisfying moments. If you don't believe me, just check them out! [Laughing][laughing]

38. 438 满 The Whole Sect Is Full of Crazy Villains, Only the Junior Sister Is a Goofball 满门反派疯批，唯有师妹逗比 Wei Xiaoxi未小兮Ancient Romance3.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th 251.1kReads9.6Score25.1k14d adds
39. 439 让 I Was Asked to Manage a Class of Good-for-Nothings, So How Did It Become the Martial God Hall? 让你代管废材班，怎么成武神殿了 A Heart Facing the Sun向阳的心Urban5.0M WordsOngoing [Ensemble cast + slow-burn character growth early on + fake enlightenment + comedy + teacher-student bond (it only takes off in the middle and later parts, so don’t read if that’s not your thing)] Three homeroom teachers were driven away in half a month. Class Five, Grade One was full of little tyrants, and every student was a hopeless martial arts talent. Even with the director of academic affairs offering an extremely generous salary, no one would take charge of them. That was when Su Yang act 63.4kReads9.4Score5.1k14d adds
40. 440 活 Alive! As Long as She’s in This Town, She’s Alive 活性！只要她还在这座小镇就活着 Bo L Tang波l棠Rural Life114k WordsCompleted You are alive. Your body is alive. But are you still human at heart? Did you see someone today? Did you make a choice today, not because it was easy, but because it was right? Did you do something today where no one could see, something only you would ever know about? It was small, so small you’d feel embarrassed even to mention it. But you did it. That is your humanity. That is your vitality. To be alive, you need humanity. Even if you mutate, you can still be human. Without humanity, you’re no 15Reads—Score—14d adds
41. 441 刚 I Just Got Dumped. What the Heck Is a Python Comeback System? 刚被分手，蟒蛇逆袭系统什么鬼？ An Utterly Ordinary, Serious Person平平无奇的正经人Urban282k WordsOngoing Chen Bai had just transmigrated to a high-martial world when his girlfriend dumped him, and he awakened a System. He thought he was following the script of an invincible hero, but little did he know... [Python Comeback System successfully awakened] “Wait, System, something’s not right. What python? I’m human!” Chen Bai was stunned. He looked at himself in the mirror. He was clearly human! What kind of System was this!? [No, Host. You are a python.] “???” [As you crawl through the jungle, you enc 1Reads6.4Score—14d adds

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    Lighthearted and hilarious, full of slap-in-the-face moments that will keep you hooked.

42. 442 手 Reborn by Accident: I Became Green from Back to the Wolf Pack 手滑重生：我成了重返狼群的格林 The Great Dao Strikes True, Pangu Transforms into a Divine Maiden大道打真盘古化神女Urban256k WordsCompleted [Single heroine + silly comedy + System + reborn] Please don’t read if that’s not your thing. I stayed up all night crying over Grimm until my pillow was soaked. The next second, a Chaos big shot with butterfingers yanked me straight into a wolf den in Zoige. The good news: I became Grimm. The bad news: The big shot’s hand slipped, and a broken Chaos blade got stuck in my butt. The System showed up seven days late, and Wolf Mom and all my brothers and sisters had starved to death. I had just on 7Reads—Score—14d adds
43. 443 直 Live Beast Appraisal: Your Pet Beast Is Way Too Brazen 直播鉴兽：你家宠兽太开门了 Shan Yeh Huan衫叶涣Urban2.0M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + Beast Taming + Everyday Life + Lighthearted Comedy + System + Beast Appraisal] Lu Ye, an antiques-appraisal streamer, woke up one day to discover that the world had entered the Beast-Taming Era. As he wondered whether to keep streaming his antiques appraisals, he unexpectedly awakened a beast-appraisal System and immediately became a proud beast-appraisal streamer. His livestreams soon took a strange turn. “Your two-headed snake's right head doesn't look like its left one. It ha 26.2kReads8.6Score2.7k14d adds
44. 444 魂 Reborn into Liu, Guan, and Zhang, I Leave the Warlords Stunned 魂穿刘关张，诸侯们被整麻了 Blue Triangle蓝色三角形Historical1.4M WordsOngoing [Absurd Three Kingdoms, the wildest unofficial history, pure comedy, and unhinged nonsense] In this world, famous generals all have special martial skills. Guan Yu’s Green Dragon Slash can cleave through city walls. Zhang Fei’s battle roar can make his enemies tremble with fear. Zhao Yun has infinite stamina, charging into enemy ranks and taking heads amid a thousand troops. The late Eastern Han dynasty is in chaos. The shameless Liu Bei, cautious Guan Yu, and righteous Zhang Fei join the eighte 120.3kReads8.2Score12.1k14d adds
45. 445 校 Every Campus Beauty Has a System, Yet I Still Get to Have My Cake and Eat It Too 校花们人手一个系统，我软饭硬吃 Thirteenth Master of the Chen Family陈家十三爷Urban859k WordsCompleted [Complete + subverts the usual tropes + feel-good romance + brand-new premise + campus beauty] The new book is now being serialized. Old fans are welcome to check it out! Chen Xin, a junior in college, suddenly gets the “Living Off Women While Calling the Shots System,” and from then on, his life takes a very different turn! Because his System can give beautiful women subsidiary systems! The aloof campus beauty instantly turns into a lovesick simp... 28.8kReads7.3Score2.5k14d adds

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    Come on, it's pretty good.

46. 446 忘 Forgotten River Teahouse: Ghost Stories Galore at the Ghost Festival Teahouse 忘川茶寮——中元茶寮鬼话连篇 Bo L Tang波l棠38k WordsCompleted Wangchuan Teahouse: Ghost Stories Galore at the Zhongyuan Teahouse 1Reads—Score—14d adds
47. 447 百 The Ancestor's Parody of Versailles: A Lecture Hall of Laughter 百家笑谭老祖宗的凡尔赛讲堂 Bo L Tang波l棠583k WordsCompleted Emergency report! Emergency report! The Chinese cultural heritage system has triggered a Level Three Red Alert! The meeting room at the Heavenly Dao Administration was in chaos. Three curves plunged on the holographic display: The first line, labeled [System Comprehension], had fallen from 85% in the Tang Dynasty to 32% in the 21st century. The second line, labeled [Integrity Index], had gone from the dazzling galaxy of the "Hundred Schools of Thought" era to today's scattered "quotes from fa 14Reads—Score—14d adds
48. 448 这 What Can’t This Angler Catch? 这钓鱼佬什么都能钓啊 Funny Little Immortal逗比小神仙Urban460k WordsCompleted [No Fishing Bait Tricks + Absurd + Funny + System + Livestreaming] Jiang Ping: the most authentic outdoors streamer While every other streamer was playing games with their audience, he decided to show everyone what a real fishing enthusiast was like. Then he unexpectedly awakened a System. The only problem was that this System was kind of ridiculous: anything could take the bait. Anything but fish! 1kReads8.4Score10114d adds
49. 449 觉 I Awakened a Confession System, but I Really Don't Want to Be a Jerk 觉醒表白系统，我真不想当渣男啊 Thirteenth Master of the Chen Family陈家十三爷Urban401k WordsCompleted [Signed for a short-drama adaptation] + [Comedy] + [Multiple Heroines] + [Fast-Paced] [Shocking! The Number One Scumbag in the World! Confesses to Five Campus and Department Belles in a Single Day! His Ultimate Move Leaves Everyone Blinded!] After Ye Feng is cruelly dumped by his gold-digging girlfriend, he awakens a Confession System. His first task is to confess to five people in one day. Desperate to escape his identity as a dirt-poor loser, he goes all out! He arranges cheap candles costing 619Reads6.1Score11014d adds
50. 450 修 A Guide to Cultivation Civilization 修真文明指南 Crispy Pork Belly香脆五花肉Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsOngoing The laws of physics in the world of cultivation, the periodic table of chemical elements along the path of cultivation, the theory of biological evolution among fantasy races... See how the protagonist uses his golden finger, a kaleidoscope of lives, to keep acquiring other people's cultivation realms and venture ever farther into an unknown world of cultivation. The book features a huge cast of supporting characters, including Lord Niu (Newton), Xiao Ai (Einstein), Lord La (Lavoisier), and Lord 7.6kReads—Score71714d adds

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    This book has quite a few laughs; you can check out the names of the supporting characters. Also, some of the plot points are very realistic, making it hard not to laugh after reading.

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