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Reborn in 1993: Dark Sea 重生1993,暗海
The physical edition of Wrathful Sea, Calm the Abyss is now available. Presales officially begin at 19:00 on October 11. [Reborn] [Mystery] [Undercover Agent] [Revenge] [Anti-Drug Operations] [Counterespionage] The golden finger is extremely weak, and he relies on his own abilities. This is a battle of wits between highly intelligent opponents, so you need to keep your brain switched on. There is no showing off and face-slapping! Ideal for veteran readers. If you understand it, you'll find it ve
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Spiritual Qi Revival: Invincible from the Start as a Delivery Driver 灵气复苏:从送外卖开始无敌
[Spiritual qi revival + urban superpowers + System + multiple heroines + lighthearted comedy] I just have a ridiculous bug-ridden System that can turn the negative effects of cultivation techniques into positive ones. Have you ever heard of a berserk state that boosts your recovery and keeps you calm? Have you ever heard of self-harming martial arts being completely reversed into strengthening techniques? When people ask Ye Xiaoshu why he's so insanely strong, he replies: “As an ordinary deliver
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I'm a Goofball, So Being a Little Invincible Is Totally Reasonable 我一个沙雕无敌亿点很合理吧
Top rich kid Lin Bei becomes intellectually disabled after a car accident, commonly known as an idiot. At the same time, the world undergoes a global upheaval: demons and monsters return, and danger keeps closing in. Lin Bei: You don’t actually think I’m a moron, do you? [Ding! System warning: Host, please don’t use your mental impairment as an excuse to do whatever you want…]
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- 1054 To a Lunatic, What’s a Ghost Anyway? 精神病面前,鬼东西算个球 [Hilarious + mentally ill protagonist + invincible + System] A world where ghostly energy has returned. Chen Zhuo is a patient at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. The System fails to cure him. System: Let him do whatever he wants. I only provide technical support. Ghost Realm Bounty Board: Chen Zhuo, male, severe mental illness. Whoever takes his life will receive a billionfold increase in ghostly energy, several mansions, and endless luxuries. 4.6kReads9.3Score83414d adds
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The Pride of Chinese-Made Goods: Buyer Photos Bring the Entire Internet to Tears 国货之光:买家秀看哭全网
Zhou Yang is reborn. What should have been a dream start turns into a nightmare: he becomes the owner of a company buried in debt. Fortunately, he awakens a Super Factory System and receives blueprints for making tablets from the start. But with no money to spare and high-end tablets costing too much to produce, Zhou Yang can only buy the cheapest materials on the market and modify them into budget tablets. They have 720p resolution and a processor that's four years out of date. Even a 4K video
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- 1056 What's So Expensive About It? Domestic Brands Have It Rough 哪里贵了?国货品牌很难的 Ye An transmigrates to a parallel world, takes control of the Jianlibei Group again, and awakens the Far-Ahead System. As long as he sells domestic goods at far-ahead prices, he earns Lead Points! Ye An is dumbfounded. Every other person’s System makes them sell domestic products for next to nothing, but yours just has to be different, huh? Fine, then I’ll stop playing nice in business! Fenda: “What the heck! One bottle of Jianlibei got me eight bottles in a row. Should I join in?” Kangshuaibo: 16.1kReads8.5Score72314d adds
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I Just Want to Take It Easy, but I'm Forced to Work in Another World! 只想摆烂的我,在异界被迫营业!
Good news! I just started college, and I got a golden finger! Bad news! The System is gone, and I’m not even human! … [I, Shen Zhixing, an orphan who just got into college] On my first day reporting to college, the Perfect Life System bound itself to me. Just as I thought my hardships were finally over and I was about to reach the peak of my life… I transmigrated into a panda, and then someone freaking captured me… [I, Xia Xinyue, a genius who awakened the talent to tame beasts] As the heir to t
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He’s Really Not Mean! I’m Really Not Bad! 他真不凶!我真不乖!
[A school bully who pretends to be a bad student, and her childhood friend ✖️ a well-behaved girl who pretends to be sweet but has incredible fighting skills] [School life + childhood friends + mutual secret crushes + goofy, hilarious, sweet romance] That school bully is my childhood friend. Everyone's afraid of him. But he's really not scary... I'm a well-behaved, top student, the classic kid every parent wishes they had. Only he knows I'm faking it... The two of them get caught at an internet
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- 1059 I Told You to Improve Yourself, Not Become a Sneaky Rat! 让你提升自己,没让你当老六! [Livestreaming + Comedy + Power Fantasy + Relaxed Daily Life] Also known as "Livestream: Looking for a Rich Older Woman? I Recommend Becoming a Security Guard" Lin Ye had barely transmigrated when he became a livestream host relegated to taking calls from viewers. “Once you work hard to improve yourself, the station will consider transferring you back.” Just then, the Grudge System activated: as long as he earned viewers’ Grudge Points, he could enter a lottery. From that day on, the world lost 256Reads8.6Score—14d adds
- 1060 You Call This a D-Rank Ability? 你管这叫D级能力? Five million words, plenty to read [Mind games] [Strategizing] [Intricate plot] [Not a wish-fulfillment novel] Transmigrating three years ago brought Xu Ye to an unfamiliar world! In this world, Void Demons invade and Void Beasts run rampant! Humans have abilities that allow them to become Void Hunters and fight to protect humanity! Xu Ye awakens an SSS-grade ability by chance, only to discover that it lets him understand and use D-grade abilities alone! His beloved dies tragically in the belly 40.6kReads8.7Score3.2k14d adds
- 1061 You Asked Me to Explore the Wonders of Science, So Why Did I Walk Into a Haunted Lair? 让你走近科学,你走进诡窝? [Single heroine + livestreaming + supernatural exploration] Jiang Yuan is live-streaming an outdoor night-fishing trip at a haunted reservoir when he scares popular streamer Xiaoyi into tears! The clip shoots straight to the top of the trending list. His agent panics. “I told you to stick to science and share educational content. Now you’re claiming that ghost soldiers are crossing over? You’re fired!” Jiang Yuan: “Come on, it’s all science! Just hear me out!” The authorities show up and ask him 13.1kReads8.2Score1.2k14d adds
- 1062 I Was Just Fishing, So Why Are You Chasing Me with a Warship? 我就捕个鱼,至于开军舰追我吗? Chen Fan awakens the Sea God System, which allows him to control underwater creatures. On his first trip out to sea, he accidentally hauled up a giant black fish. It brought a warship after him. In the end, he successfully turned it over to the state. From then on, Chen Fan embarked on a treasure-hunting journey. “What? Sakura has stored rare earth elements on the seabed? I’m hauling every last bit up!” “The Eagle’s plane crashed into the sea? If I hauled it up fair and square, I’m not giv 3.4kReads8.4Score32714d adds
- 1063 Top-Tier Talent: Ascending Through the Game 顶级天赋,游戏飞升 Cultivation Game #Genius Protagonist #Invincible Protagonist #No Heroine #Sword Immortal A cultivation game called Featherfall Heaven suddenly appears in the real world. By entering the game, you can obtain cultivation techniques and embark on the path of cultivation. You may even get the chance to seek immortality and ascend to the Immortal Realm. All the abilities and items players obtain in Featherfall Heaven can be brought directly into the real world. Zhang Yuhe passes the screening and qua 28.2kReads8.2Score2k14d adds
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Xuanhuan: A Map from the Start, and Every Chicken Drops Everything 玄幻:开局自带地图,杀鸡爆一切
The short drama is now online: a servant slays a chicken and gets a Heaven-tier treasure, while the Saintess chases after him, begging for a cuddle. [Food + Divine Emperor + cultivation + lighthearted humor + daily life + ultimate survivor + invincible + 999-drop-rate map System + divine realm and all kinds of golden fingers] My name is Ye Ge. I transmigrated here, and I’m fifteen this year. When I was twelve, an old Taoist tricked me into joining the Piaomiao Sect as his last disciple, claiming
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The Plump Concubine Turns Her Life Around 肥妾要翻身
Farming + sweet romance + pocket dimension + feel-good wish fulfillment + making a fortune + System. After a car accident, Guan Xiyue woke up to find that she had transmigrated. She had been a stunning beauty, but now she was a chubby concubine. Being a concubine wasn't easy. She couldn't even get enough to eat. Watch her break free of her lowly concubine status and take on all kinds of awful people, making every day a delight. She picked up a gloomy, handsome young general, and after meeting he
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- 1066 One Sentence from Me, and a Death Row Inmate Walks Free 我一句话,死刑犯在法庭无罪释放 [System + lawyer + livestreaming + Madman Zhang San + no heroine + no romance + satisfying wish fulfillment + face-slapping + no logic. Short dramas have been released in multiple versions in China and overseas.] Xue Shen, an intern lawyer earning 2,000 yuan a month, unlocks the Ultimate Lawyer System from the start and takes the legal world by storm, shocking the globe! With his cheat ability Suspect A: “I killed someone.” Xue Shen: “You’re innocent.” Later, the truth comes out: the suspect rea 6.3kReads9.2Score75814d adds
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I Healed the Demon Lord's Eyes, and He Said He Was Too Ashamed to Live 我治好魔尊的眼睛,他说没脸活了
[Sweet Romance] [Comedy] [No Angst in the Main Story] Now streaming as a manhua drama on Tomato Ruan Shengsheng was struck by a bolt of lightning and transported into a novel. By an incredible coincidence, she was mistaken for a spy and brought before the Demon Lord. Legend had it that someone had gouged out both of Demon Lord Jing Si's eyes, leaving him hot-tempered and unpredictable. Ruan Shengsheng: "Hi~" Jing Si smiled bloodthirstily. "Tell me the truth. Who sent you?" Ruan Shengsheng gave h
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- 1068 I Turned My Superstitious Father into the Chief Councilor 我把神棍老爹卷成首辅 [Ensemble cast + imperial examinations + daily life + farming + court politics later on] Father and son join forces to build a Ming dynasty on which the sun never sets. Yan Xun transmigrates to the Ming dynasty and discovers that his father can do everything except study. His dad has so many secret identities, like an onion with layer after layer to peel back. Huh! If I push Dad hard enough to make him Grand Secretary, can I become a Junior Grand Secretary? The filial son Yan Xun sells everythin 22.8kReads9.5Score2.8k14d adds
- 1069 I Asked You to Work Undercover, So Why Did You Turn Your Pancake Stand into a Chain? 让你当便衣,你把煎饼摊开成连锁了? [Anti-Trope + Feel-Good Fiction + Police + Eerie Skills] Right after graduating from police academy, Chu Fan is assigned undercover duty, frying pancakes at a roadside stall. Luckily, he awakens the Strongest Police System! As long as he catches criminals and solves cases, he can earn points for lottery draws! Chu Fan thinks he’s got this in the bag! But the skills he wins leave him utterly dumbfounded. [Ding! Congratulations, Host, you’ve obtained god-tier pancake-making skills!] [Ding! Congrat 669Reads8.3Score10314d adds
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King of Golden Spatula! I Build Synergies in the Cultivation World 金铲铲之王!我在修仙界凑羁绊
Fang Nian, an avid player of Golden Spatula and a perennial Diamond-tier gatekeeper in Teamfight Tactics, died. Well, not quite. He transmigrated to a cultivation world overflowing with spiritual energy. When he opened his eyes again, Fang Nian discovered that he could see everyone's synergies! Some random guy Synergy: Deadweight (1/3). When activated, the entire cultivation team's spiritual energy absorption speed is reduced by 50%. Synergy: Glutton (2/4/6). When activated, the entire cultivati
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- 1071 Seriously?! You Mooched Off My Wi-Fi and Cut My Internet Cable 刑啊!蹭我wifi,还剪我网线 [Stickler for Details] + [Law] + [Outlaw] + [Stacking Charges (Stacking Kills)] + [Zhang San] Chen Feng is a livestreamer. One day, he discovers someone stealing his Wi-Fi, so he changes the password. But to his surprise, the neighbor comes knocking and demands the password, claiming her child needs it for online classes. And if he refuses, she’ll cut his internet cable? How about destruction of private property, disturbing the peace, and trespassing? Your account got stolen by a hacker? How 4.3kReads9.3Score59114d adds
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I’m Warning You! I’m Not Responsible If You Laugh Until You Spit 我警告你!笑喷我可不不负责哦
[Hilarious comedy + infinite worlds + no scruples + mind-bending madness + episodic stories] [Reader’s guide: Complete, so read without worry!] ⚠️ This is a miraculous dish made by stewing extra-spicy stinky tofu with durian, sprinkling it with popping candy, and then blasting it in a pressure cooker. It hits your nose hard and burns your eyes, but once you’ve tasted it, you can’t get enough. This “stinky tofu” of a story invites readers with unusual tastes to give it a try. ⚠️ Logic is dead, ma
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- 1073 Top-Tier Star 顶流巨星 [Print edition signed and available] [Short drama released] [Animated series in production] [Entertainment industry + sweet romance + daily life + one heroine] After dating for five years, Shao Yang’s girlfriend dumped him without a second thought so she could break into the entertainment industry. After a night of heavy drinking, the heartbroken ‘Shao Yang’ woke up and read the chat history between ‘himself’ and his girlfriend, fuming with indignation. But when the memories of two parallel worl 72.9kReads9.1Score5.6k14d adds
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Crazy Male Lead, Don't Be Afraid. I'm Just a Plain Old Pervert 疯批男主别害怕,我只是单纯变态
[A print edition has been signed for publication] [Pure-hearted yet truly deranged male lead x fake psychopath female lead who does everything to survive] [From universally hated to universally adored * brothers’ road to redemption * both are virgins] Xiang Fengyu transmigrates into a book as the short-lived fiancée of a deranged male lead. From the start, she’s in danger of being killed after spotting a bloodstained shirt under his bed. She plans to use her golden finger, her knowledge of the p
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- 1075 My Future CEO Self Can Read Minds. What's the Big Deal? 我未来霸总,会点读心术怎么了? This is a female-oriented novel!!! [An outwardly aloof, gentlemanly male lead who’s a complainer on the inside x a beautiful, poker-faced female lead who’s actually a goofball] When people transmigrate into a book, they usually become either a wicked supporting character or a pretty extra. Shi Liaoliao transmigrates into a book as the male lead’s personal servant. “It’s been so long since I’ve seen the young master smile so happily.” “This is the first time the young master has brought a woman h 12kReads9.4Score1.7k14d adds
- 1076 Don’t You Feel Guilty Making a Living Selling Ghosts? 你当鬼贩子良心不会痛吗 [Ghost peddler + no female lead + bluffing + ghost summoner] Ghostly energy surges, and terror descends. Lu Jing inherits the funeral goods shop his grandfather left behind and becomes the best business partner the Spirit Guard Bureau could ask for. “Captain Fang, 30,000 for this B-rank evil spirit. That's fair, right?” “Fair enough...” “Captain Fang, 500,000 for this A-rank evil spirit. That's fair, right?” “Fair enough...” “Captain Fang, this Ghost King...” Watching Lu Jing remove 5.2kReads8.9Score35814d adds
- 1077 Reborn, I Soared to Success with My Little Sidekick 重生后,被小跟班带飞 [A reserved heroine who seems quiet by comparison ✖️ a confident, lively hero who's a master of arguing] A hilarious, sweet cultivation romance about a love that spans past and present lives! In her previous life, Ye Moli misjudged people and did all the work so others could reap the rewards. Her own foolishness got her killed. In this life, Ye Moli only wants to cultivate and save her pitiful little sidekick! Why has her little sidekick become such a genius? If he stays up all night reading boo 4.7kReads9.3Score59414d adds
- 1078 Youth Talks: From the Start, a Japanese Girl Kneels and Listens to History 青年会谈:开局小樱花跪听历史 Youth Roundtable: From the Start, Cherry Blossom Nation Kneels to Hear History [Patriotic] + [A Guilty-Pleasure Story with No Logic] + [No Female Lead] + [Cultural Heritage] + [Heavily Revised Later for Certain Reasons, You Know What I Mean] Chu He transmigrates to a parallel-world Huaguo and discovers he's appeared on the global program Youth Roundtable. Lighthouse Nation: “What good is five thousand years of history?” Chu He: “Lighthouse Nation has less than three hundred years of history. How 2.1kReads9.1Score25514d adds
- 1079 The Poor Little One Is Hated by Everyone, but the Villains Help Her Run Wild 小可怜是万人嫌,反派们带她发疯 [An all-villain pampered heroine + regret and redemption + rebirth + mind-reading + mutual salvation] Yu Xi is a half-demon child who was abandoned. Just before she starves to death, a sect of immortals takes her in. She thinks she has found a home, unaware that everyone in the sect despises the lowly demon race. Her master hates her, her senior brothers don't care for her, and even the sword spirit runs off with someone else. No matter how hard she tries, she remains universally loathed for ove 18.6kReads9.5Score2.8k14d adds
- 1080 She Brought Her Guy Best Friend to Dinner, So I Emptied My Magazine 聚餐带男闺蜜,我反手清空弹夹 [Nonstop Domination] [Multiple Female Leads] [Comedy] [Stephen Chow Style] Su Yun transmigrates to a Hong Kong crime-drama world and discovers that his girlfriend has plenty of close male friends. To top it off, she tries to guilt-trip him. Su Yun's response is simple and brutal: he empties the magazine. 296Reads8.3Score—14d adds
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This Spirit Medium Is Pretty Powerful! 这个出马仙有点强!
A piece of red cloth, three feet and three inches long. The old hall's people, the old hall's immortals. One day, when they emerge from the depths of the mountains, their names will spread far and wide! I was born in a rural village in Northeast China in the 1980s. When I was seven, a spirit medium said I was fated to suffer three calamities and eight misfortunes, and would one day become a horse-riding shaman. I didn't believe it, but hardship kept finding me. To make a living, I worked as a wa
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Who Let Him Become a Ghost Constable? 谁让他当鬼差的?
After dying, Su Fan transmigrates into the body of a spirit in the Three Realms and becomes a soul-reaping ghost constable in the Underworld. From then on, the whole culture of the Underworld changes. “First of all, let me make this clear: I’m not the one who corrupted the culture of the Underworld. Ghost constables are supposed to reap souls. I’m just doing my job.” “If you can’t keep up with me, don’t blame me for changing the culture.” With that, Su Fan walks out through the Gate of Hell, car
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I've Become a Buddha, Do Not Disturb 我成佛了,勿扰
Jiang Wanyu died after a brick fell on her while she was working at a construction site. When she opened her eyes, she had transmigrated into the heroine of a torturous cultivation novel. From the start, she was thrown into hell mode, caught by the white-moonlight rival while confessing her love for the male lead's master. “...” Her master asked, “Do you know what you did wrong?” Her senior brothers, the male supporting characters, cried, “Junior Sister, hurry up and admit your mistake!” The whi
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The Tang Dynasty’s Fine Prince 大唐好贤王
[Funny and Stress-Relieving + Fiery Battles + Alternate History + “A Loving Father and Filial Son” + Top-Tier Jokesters Teaming Up + No System, Just a Golden Finger + Deep Grandparent-Grandchild Bond] In an alternate universe, in another Tang dynasty, the blood of the Xuanwu Gate Incident stained the flagstones beneath the palace walls red, and a different legend of the prosperous Tang began! Li Kuan, the second prince raised by his grandmother, Empress Dowager Taimu, survived a brush with dea
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- 1085 Exile? No, I’m Here to Hand Out Money to the World 流放?不,是去给万国发钱 Li Zhao, the ninth prince of the Wu Kingdom, has spent years frequenting brothels, earning the disfavor of the current emperor, Wu Huang. Before the struggle among the nine princes for the throne has even begun, he nearly gets his engagement broken off by the most talented woman in the capital. Faced with the crown prince’s relentless pressure, Li Zhao stops drifting through life. Threshing machines, windmills, and curved-beam plows make their debut one after another. Granaries overflow, and 37.5kReads8.8Score4.2k14d adds
- 1086 The Genius Livestreamer: This Streamer Is the Real Deal, He'll Show Up When There's Trouble 直播鬼才:这主播能处,有事真上 [Livestream + No heroine + Comedy + Lighthearted + Rebel] A flop streamer + the ultimate troublemaking System, leaving netizens stunned! Bai Ye transmigrates to a parallel world and binds himself to the [Never Back Down] System. Onlookers: “Streamer, don’t! You can’t win against those matchmaking aunties. They’re way too powerful!” A passerby: “Holy crap, he actually went straight at them! Holy crap, he made the aunties cry!” A fan of a certain brand: “If you’re saying our stuff is bad, go make 19.1kReads9.4Score2k14d adds
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After Awakening, the Side Consort Dares Anyone to Make Her a Sacrifice 侧妃觉醒之后,我看谁敢炮灰我
Li Jiaojiao's soul transmigrated to the Great Ye Dynasty, where she became Li Jingque, a concubine in Prince Jin's household. At first, she thought her only choices were to die or let people trample her in the mire. But her biological father went to extraordinary lengths to cross the river of time, transforming her into the legitimate eldest daughter of the Duke of Xuan's residence. Later, she thought she could kick that damned Prince Jin to the curb and enjoy a carefree life. But that was all j
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My Junior Sister Doesn’t Do Sentimental Speeches, She Slaps People 小师妹不爱煽情,爱扇人
[A small ensemble cast + romance] After transmigrating into a book, Lin Yun becomes a cannon-fodder female character in the cultivation world, destined for a gruesome death. She lives by the principle that she’d rather starve, freeze, work herself to death, choke, fall, drown, burn, get electrocuted, hang herself, die of illness, grow old, or die laughing than be killed by someone else. So she keeps her distance from the heroine, joins a minor sect, and lies flat! Things don’t go according to pl
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The Memory Trial: The Moment the Nation Wept for Him 记忆审判:那一刻,全国为他痛哭
[Narcotics Police] [Anti-Drug Campaign] [Narcotics Officer] [Sacrifice] A scarecrow stands in the wilderness, shielding the endless expanse behind it. In early autumn, ten years after he left home, he asked someone to place his final wish in your hands. The fire he lit never went out. Only the one who kept watch has gone. The national emblem on his cap is like his name: “Please bury it with me.” Birds sweep across the blank spaces of time, like a long story waking from beneath the dust. His eyes
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I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押,你们都变王八
[Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap,
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- 1091 She Drops into the Trending Topics! The Top-Tier Star’s Flirty Teasing Steals the Show 空降热搜!顶流小撩精秀翻娱乐圈 [Hilariously Unhinged + Metaphysics + Face-Slapping + Everyone's Favorite + Two Powerful Leads + Sweet Romance] From the start, she carried a suona down the mountain to send her whole family on their way. Her scumbag father cursed and schemed against her? She raised the suona and smashed his head open! "You dare call yourself my father? My name isn't even on your household register. How can you prove it? I'm your father!" When her scheming, fake-sweet stepsister made trouble, she retaliated by t 6.3kReads9.5Score97414d adds
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Reborn as an Emperor in the Three Kingdoms 重生三国当皇帝
Xu Chu: “My lord, the young master says he’s sick again!” Xu Chu: “My lord, the young master has caused trouble again!” Xu Chu: “My lord, the young master has gone missing again!” Cao Cao slammed the table and roared, his face livid. “I, Cao Mengde, have been brilliant all my life. How did I end up with such a rebellious son?” Xu Chu: “My lord, the young master killed Lu Bu!” Xu Chu: “The young master has captured Ye City!” Cao Cao threw his head back and laughed. “That’s my son, all right! Wher
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- 1093 The Last Tyrant of the Eastern Han Dynasty 东汉最后一个暴君 He personally cuts off Dong Zhuo's head. He takes command of 200,000 troops from Xiliang. He reforms the imperial government, and puts to death and confiscates the property of everyone who would later betray the Han court! Starting by beating the Eighteen Route Lords to a pulp, he restores the Han Dynasty to its former glory. No money to pay the troops? Easy! Liu Xie: “Lü Bu, I grant you the title of Tomb Raider Captain. Go into the tombs of past emperors and bring back some money!” Wang Yun: “Y 3.9kReads8.4Score31414d adds










































