
You Spill the Tea, I’ll Dig for Dirt, and We’ll Strip the Emperor Down to His Drawers
你爆料,我吃瓜,扒光皇帝大裤衩
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- Completed
- Length
- 539k Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Ancient Romance High-Concept
- Updated
- 2y ago
- English
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This newly recommended book is absolutely hilarious! Every chapter will make you laugh out loud and will leave you feeling great! If you like this book, please add it to your bookshelf. Thank you for your support! ❤
It's pretty good. The female lead has a lot to say about her inner thoughts, which I love. The more gossip there is, the better it is, hehe...
This is a really good book, super funny! You definitely won't regret reading it. The female lead is a gossipmonger, and everyone who goesssips gets married. And everyone who goesssips is a high-class person! Hehe, absolutely great gossip! 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉, Hehehehehehe, my little darling, you won't regret reading it!
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This is a really good book! All the characters are very interesting. I feel like the female lead's father could become the most popular minister in the court just because of his daughter's scandal. 🤭
I finally found a good and funny novel, but unfortunately there aren't enough of them! I'll have to add it to my bookshelf to keep it going. Author, could you please update more often, and give Xiao Yan and the Emperor more interaction? 🤭🤭 Dear author, why are you updating less and less? Only one chapter a day! I'm getting impatient waiting! Could you please update a couple more chapters? I can't get enough! 🤭🤭
This book is full of hilarious gossip and news; you'll laugh until your stomach hurts. If you enjoy reading, I highly recommend it.
It's so good! Author, please update soon!!! I'm not afraid of getting tons of updates! 😘😘
It's hilarious and entertaining, one juicy tidbit after another, so addictive! Hahahaha, I just can't get enough! Author, please update soon!
This novel is the kind of silly, comedic story; just laugh it off and don't take it too seriously. Because it's just a silly, comedic story. Why do I say that? (Because it's not a palace intrigue novel, and some parts are illogical. For example, all the officials, ministers, emperors, and princes can hear the female lead's thoughts and tolerate her.