
Behave Yourself! You're Always Around When the Crackdowns Happen
老实点!每次严打都有你
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- Completed
- Length
- 535k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High-Concept
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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I have been reading the latest chapters, they are very good, the creativity is also very good, it is a rare good book.
What's going on? The rating is only 7.4. My stomach hurts from laughing [laughing and crying]. Hurry up and post your manuscript.
𝙃𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙫𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩. Hope that through everything, the stars will shine brightly
The writing has come to an end here. I really don't know how to write anymore and have no clue. In addition, I have not been in a good state these past few days and have not organized it well. The few chapters I posted before are all saved manuscripts and will be stopped for a while. If you see this, please give it a like. Of course, the above content is pure nonsense.
The language of the full text is vivid and accurate, and the plot is exciting and tortuous. It seems to bring readers into a happy paradise and make people smile. The full text is easy to understand and interesting. Say goodbye to the fearless childhood and follow the pace of youth. We are searching and stumbling on the road of life. Balzac said: "Frustration is like a stone. For the weak, it is a stumbling block, stopping you from moving forward, but for the strong, it is a stepping stone, allowing you to stand higher." When the Austrian music prodigy Mozart was 15 years old, in order to seize the time to compose a piece of music, he worked at his desk in the cold winter to compose for three consecutive nights. His hands were frozen, so he took a sip of hot air to warm him up. But then, his song was eliminated and his hopes were instantly dashed. But he did not bow in the face of setbacks, and continued to work hard in his music career as always. In the end, he finally achieved the glory of his life in the admiration and envy of the world, and shined in the pages of history. We value the use of electric lights very highly, but who can understand how much suffering, failure and setbacks Edison, the inventor of electric lights, experienced. When he invented the electric light, he conducted experiments again and again. After each failed experiment, he summed up his experience and threw himself into the next experiment, over and over again until he succeeded. Mozart and Edison could be said to have spent their youth in frustration and failure. But it is precisely because of these lessons of failure that they have a wonderful life. Everyone has their own youth, and youth is the most beautiful and exciting stage in life. Only after experiencing the sour, sweet, bitter, and spicy aspects of youth can you grow into a truly meaningful person. Youth is short-lived and will slip away from you. Grasping youth means that a fulfilling life is waiting for you not far away! Youth is like this bouquet of flowers! It is gorgeous when it blooms! But it is terrible when it withers! The same is true for our youth. In the season of youth, we are full of passion, but once our youth passes, we will lose our vitality, passion, and unrestrainedness! We must cherish our youth, grasp it, and don't let it slip away in vain! The author keeps working harder, more, more, running against the light and never giving up on his dream. There is no certain failure or success. Don't give up. In fact, you will be great this way.
Uncle Li goes out: Your uncle is still your uncle Oh, it's not enough. It's not enough.
Brother Meng told me that this book is super nice [Sending my heart to you], but I just don't understand why the rating is so low [what], maybe it's because I'm controlling the score [rolls eyes] Anyway, it's just right to read [Admiration]
It's not easy to write a book, so it's a five-star review. Demining completed, anti-routine + live broadcast + career analysis. The hard-edged anti-routine makes people feel awkward (the plot is mostly based on short videos), but fortunately the author made certain changes later and did not catch a sheep until it was bald. This is worthy of recognition. (I hope to add some more creativity. Although it is embarrassing, as long as I don't feel it, it is others who are embarrassed.) It's okay. If you feel uncomfortable, retreat immediately. If you don't mind, you can look more.
The content is both fun and meaningful, and it is a must-have for every meal [laughing][laughing]
Why is the rating so low? Have you been maliciously given bad reviews? I personally think it's a very good novel!