The Whole Army’s on the Run: Please Wreck Another Company

Lu Ze transmigrates to Blue Star, enlists in the military, and binds himself to the [All-Around Soldier Wandering System].

The System’s requirement: serve for at least three months in each of fifteen different grassroots companies across the armed forces to unlock the ultimate god-tier reward package!

To get “reassigned” to his next company without a hitch, Lu Ze embarks on an utterly outrageous military career.

At every new company, he spends his first month pushing himself to the limit, crushing anyone who dares challenge him and showing off his max-level elite-soldier talent until the company commander thinks he’s unearthed a priceless national treasure!

But for the next two months, he goes all out causing trouble so they’ll kick him out: he modifies the main battle tank in the armored company into a supercar and takes it for a spin; brews tea eggs in the company commander’s treasured Da Hong Pao in the cookhouse; and casually captures his own Blue Army commander during a live-fire exercise…

The sharpshooter company commander weeps: “Please, kid, I’ll put you in for a first-class individual merit award. Just go wreak havoc at another company!”

The armored company commander breaks down: “Quick! Get the gongs and drums! I’ll drive him to the artillery battalion myself!”

The entire military district’s senior officers stay up all night setting up a “Lu Ze Mutual Aid Group.” Whenever they see his transfer orders, they all start popping heart medication like candy.

At last, after Lu Ze has wreaked havoc throughout the whole military district, he grins as he heads for the elite Dragon Tooth Special Forces Brigade with his transfer orders in hand.

The brigade commander sees the name on the list and roars on the spot: “Quick! Weld the base gates shut! The whole brigade, go to the highest state of alert! Do not let Lu Ze in!”