
What?! My Host Is a Creepy, Crawling Zombie
惊!我的宿主是个阴暗爬行的丧尸
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 393k Words
- Genre
- Sci-Fi & Apocalypse
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- I Just Went to the Bathroom, So How Did I Become a Zombie?上个厕所而已,这么就成丧尸了?Former title · until Oct 2026
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Tried it, it's pretty good, I recommend reading it I have read Chapter 22. It is not poisonous so far, the language is fluent, there are basically no logical problems, and the writing is funny and light-hearted. Single female protagonist, no male protagonist, system, original female protagonist, and crystal core. Currently, the country appears less frequently. Currently, the protagonist has no team. Currently, he only has a cooperative relationship with the original female protagonist. He should be a companion in the future, not the Holy Mother. (See for yourself if there are any surprises in the above summary. They are all about Chapter 22 and before. The subsequent ones are not my business and may not be particularly complete. Take a look for yourself) (The above is explanatory, the following is lyrical) I think it's pretty good. Anyway, I've never been smart, let alone haven't seen any logical problems. The system is quite cute, it keeps up with the trend of the times, and it keeps getting fooled by Lu. The main heroine of the world has appeared (from the book, not this book), which is not bad. I probably have the script of "The heroine who is reborn, blackened and returns with revenge". Unfortunately, she has met the protagonist Lu Yaoyao (female in this book), who will most likely be a funny girl in the future. The cannon fodder's IQ is also online, although it's not particularly high. Although the protagonist Lu Yaoyao is funny, she also has an IQ and quite a bit of bad taste. For example, she pretends to be someone's mother to trick that Han or something crystal core (you will know it after watching it, I can't remember the name). She is also quite miserable. In her previous life, she was a donkey. In this life, she was miserable and quickly became a zombie. In her next life, she will work as a cleaning lady. It should be for a single female protagonist, but I didn't see it marked with a male protagonist. There's no typo, I haven't seen it yet. Lu Yaoyao was so funny when he was chatting with the system... You can read the rest by yourself (too lazy to type) Here's a little suggestion: don't read the first two chapters while you're eating. Of course, it's okay if you're not very good at thinking. Finally, author, do you have any side jobs? 🤔
Ahhhhhhhh! Very nice, really like it! It's a bit like the Zombie King and the heroine, but the Zombie King doesn't like to be clean, haha, but the Zombie King is also very good to the heroine, although there is a profit relationship...
It's pretty good, it's a bit funny, the heroine and Ayi's best friend are crazy about each other👌🏻 The Zombie King has eaten people, but he still cares about the heroine's superpowers. He can't do it. As for Xiaoliu, she is yandere and disobedient. She always does bad things and never succeeds. The Zombie King and Yao Yao only noticed each other because of their usefulness. They are both very sophisticated egoists. Xiaoliu has a pure benefactor complex. It's good to have no cp. Our heroine is uniquely beautiful. Typical, I can knock you but you can't really be together, hahahahahaha One thing that needs to be avoided is that many female characters appear as love brains. They are strong enough and have to follow the so-called true love. I can only say blessings and lock up.
Nice! I originally came here for the non-CP, but after watching it, I found that the Zombie King and Yao Yao had a good fight. The writing is good, the plot is coherent and interesting, the ending of the extra chapter is a bit hasty, and I like the fact that the heroine is very sensible and takes herself first.
It's so funny. Hahahahaha. It always makes my family feel bad. The relationship between the characters is quite complex, and it's easy to confuse the characters if you look at them at the same time The image of the heroine is that she is very clear about what she wants Although Brother Wang is a bad guy, I really want to knock him out!!
This is a very interesting article, and it takes several chapters for the heroine to wipe her butt. There is a system where the energy was sliced and disconnected. The system was forced to bind the heroine, turning the heroine into a zombie without losing her mind. The heroine and the system obtained the lost energy. The system required the energy for the heroine to restore her body. She met the zombie king. There was an ambiguity of interest between the heroine and the lost king, but there was no cp. After that, all the energy in the system was obtained and connected to the main system. In Heroine Costume 13, the world ended, and the system took the heroine to be reincarnated into a wealthy family. The extra story about the heroine re-encountering the zombie king and the original heroine is also well written. It's a human-made apocalypse. The only space the heroine has is real. All other powers are lies. It's not recommended to read while eating. There are a lot of daddies.
It's good-looking and worth pursuing! It's quite funny, I made my stomach hurt from laughing, and some of the plots are also very interesting. Although the protagonist is a zombie, he is neither very bad nor very holy. Also, there seems to be no male protagonist.
This book is really super good-looking. Although the subject matter is not very new, the content of the article can be said to be different from other apocalyptic books. It is very palatable. The heroine is really very sober in the book. She always knows what she wants. Although I am also obsessed with CP, I think this This kind of ending is really good. Only this kind of ending can be worthy of the shaping of the heroine's character along the way. Overall, I spent a day reading all the chapters and it was really addictive. I also like the author's writing style. It's super beautiful and I like this apocalyptic novel!
It's good-looking and worth watching. It's just trivial to pee or poop. The Zombie King... From the beginning to the end, this man has eight hundred tricks. If Yao Yao didn't have eight hundred tricks to fight with the opponent, he would have been eaten long ago. From the beginning to the end, I always felt that he was motivated by possessiveness, not likeness or love. Until the end, I finally understood what this man was thinking. At first, Yao Yao and A Yi joked about being the eldest lady in the next life, and A Yi said that he would be the eldest lady's housekeeper in the future. Woo hoo, the story is complete.
This book is still very funny, and the hostess is very nice. Shen Zhiyi, the son of luck in this world, is also very good. I admire the friendship between the two of them. The plot line between the heroine and the zombie king is also quite funny, but not particularly relatable. The main reason is that I still can't forget the two-meter-tall baby face that the author wrote in the early stage. It's not very good, but the love line hasn't been opened yet, so I don't have high requirements. The zombie king is still good as a boss. Then, the number of times the Zombie King appears is actually not particularly high. The main reason is that the heroine is fun and the heroine's system is also fun.