
Honkai: Star Rail: Stop Jinxing Me!
星穹铁道:不要乌鸦嘴咒我!
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 3.0M Words
- Genre
- Anime Fanfiction
- Updated
- 5mo ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- Honkai: Star Rail: If I Call You My Wife, Will You Answer?崩铁:我叫你老婆你敢答应吗?Former title · until Oct 2026
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It's good-looking. I like the daily writing and the protagonist. It's very funny. , I like the author's great style, and Su Ming also likes the book, which is written on my heart. Although I know it is very hard for the author to open several books in a row, But my back hurts when I stand and talk (cross out) and I want the author to update like crazy! I know I am very unethical. After all, I am very happy if the author can update continuously (unlike some authors who update every day) I support the author to keep writing, and not to be a eunuch, otherwise I will be very sad. When this book becomes popular, I will become an old book friend ❤️ Look at the length of my book. The one next to me is over 60 hours long. This review was written by the author when he first started the book, so it's less than 30 minutes.
Although I don't play Star Iron, the author's writing is really good [laughing]. Whether it's this book or Su Ming Next Door, it just touched my heart 😳, and I can't put it down. Moreover, the quality of the major updates is also guaranteed. I believe that there will be no problem with 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6 chapters a day! Come on! [Like post]💕💕💕 I have also played Beng Tie. Reading this book after finishing the plot feels like it makes up for my regrets. The little crow's temperament also really poked me. Dada is really a very stable output [Blowing a kiss] It feels like our little crow is about to become a cosmic succubus [laughing] Dada, come on, come on, come on [Top post] [Top post] [Top post] [Please update] But when will Su Xiaoming next door prepare to update? [Awkward laugh][awkward laugh][awkward laugh]
Very nice! The subject matter is very novel, and the content is very healing and heartwarming. It has a daily style and unfolds the plot from a different angle. It is very creative. Good luck to the author (。ò ∀ ó。)
Hahaha, the capital letters are very good, come on, come on 💕 💕 💕 Cheng Che's poisonous milk is really funny! The little crow with a pert butt! Ha ha ha ha
I have finally left short stories in the three books of C University. Although the story of Sister Tang and the unlucky man is a bit unsatisfactory, there may be more in the future. I like that Cheng Mouche's mental state is the same as mine. I basically finished the update on Sunday because of my academic problems. I like it so much🌹🌹CC's The God of Disaster is the book that has stayed with me the longest. I also grew up watching the unlucky guy, Sister Tang, and an unknown person who was banned. I really like Crazy Batch🌹Thank you for the perfect creation of C University and the stable relationship with C University. I love you~
It's so nice. I followed Su Ming's book to this point. It's so good!
Little Crow is really interesting, and it's great to interact with the characters in Star Iron! But my favorite is when Su Ming slaps the little crow with its big mouth. Their stories are really interesting and make people want to read on.
It's particularly beautiful, and the protagonist feels like a Genshin Impact traveler. That kind of fair fourth natural disaster. And there is a sense of calm madness, which is repressed madness but well-behaved. He likes to complain, but he has a crow's mouth and speaks in a measured manner. His complaints are not vulgar and unfriendly to women. Although he shouted that he wanted a wife (the wife would explode), there was no actual action to find a wife (no cp). A touch of madness arouses everyone but is not abrupt. A very good book, highly recommended. The writing is also very good. You can also listen to the book.
Great, I wonder if there will be Sambo himself in the back (not played by Hanabi, after all, Sambo without eyebrows has no soul!) And acted together with Little Crow on a date in Pinoconi (ahem). In the encounter star, Hanabi followed and found Hanabi pretending to be Sambo to cheat the star, so he hid and secretly watched the star's fun.
It was so beautiful, I really laughed from beginning to end, it was so interesting!