Two Systems From the Start, I Take One Out on the Spot!
开局俩系统，当场干掉一个！
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 2.3M Words
- Genre
- Eastern Fantasy
- Subgenre
- Fantasy High-Concept
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- Scamming My Way Through the Cultivation World我在修真界坑蒙拐骗Former title · until Oct 2026
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I feel like this book is the only one I can read in the past few months. I just don't know why the score is so low. Although the plot is a bit unreasonable and funny, it's not holy. It's pretty good. There's probably no heroine. It's suitable for old bookworms if you don't lick the dog.
What a great book. I laughed so much that my stomach hurt. It's worth reading 👍 After reading the negative reviews, I found that they either read the book at a glance or read half of it. If you write about a female character, it means there is a female protagonist, which is not acceptable. Giving a few pills to friends that are not a pity to lose is just like licking the dog, it doesn't work. Do they have no friends in real life?
It's very funny. It's much better than the much-hyped "Stall Selling Dali". The setting is better than him, the world is clearer than him, the writing is better, and the degree of comedy is higher than him. This book deserves 9.5, And selling Dali at a stall only deserves 0 points. In terms of funnyness, this book ranks first on Tomatoes
I have no confidence at all. It's really awesome and a very good book. You can definitely read it. 😂
It's a very good book, very interesting, positive reviews, I'm not trying to flatter you, it's quite interesting. I don't know why so few people have read it. Isn't it better than Tomato's so-called poop book read by hundreds of thousands of people?
After reading Chapter 70, the author's writing is still very good. The portrayal of the protagonist has always been okay, and I don't feel aggrieved when watching it. I hope the author will continue to work hard. Also, don't pay attention to the bunch of extremists in the comment area who don't have a female protagonist. They may think that the presence of a woman in this book is the author's fault. It's not enough. It's not enough at all. Maybe the author has worked very hard to update twice a day, but it's not enough. I want to keep it but I'm afraid of dying.
Well, it's all good, but the male protagonist's fighting style is a bit weird. Someone in the comments said that the male protagonist licked Cen Yun, but I didn't see it.
Although I've only seen 100 pictures, it's okay. I'll give it five stars first. Later, I can only be too stupid. He is already at the golden elixir stage, and he is still a prince. In the end, he can't even stop someone throwing excrement, and he doesn't even have any self-protection skills. It's too intellectual.
Pure cool writing, non-toxic, with online IQ, the male protagonist has a good outlook on life, and only fucks the damned ones, unlike some books that kill anyone if they catch him [Chigua]
A good story novel with a lot of laughs. The logic of the whole work is very rigorous, and the language is comfortable to read. Except for the idea of digging a grave, it is also quite rigorous. Well, five points!