My Whole Sect Is Crazy or Foolish, and Only My Junior Sister Is Taking It Easy

Chased by zombies, short legs, dead. Close my eyes, open them, and I'm a baby. Fall off a cliff, but somehow survive. My mom is a beauty who gets away with murder. My mom is a wicked female supporting character. I crawl and wail, but nobody cares. My looks are so bizarre they scare men to death. Pick up a wolf, call it Mom, learn swordsmanship. I'm the strongest on the road to immortality. I enter a secret realm for the first time and meet some disciples. Quick, look, “There's a gas cylinder over there.” The baby feels so miserable. Could my dad be a black bear? Damn you, heavens, send me back! Whoever wants to be this cannon fodder can have the job. Once I enter the Sword Pavilion, my talent is the envy of all. Is it finally time for me to shine? The Taoist can only sigh: “Everyone's crazy and stupid. What a shame, what a shame.” The handsome eldest senior brother can't break through and become a great demon, so the heroine finishes him off with one sword. Yun Shengge puts ten drops of eye wash in her eyes. “Don't be afraid, junior sister. I'll help you break through. The dark side is far, far away from you.” The lovesick second senior brother is willing to nourish her soul with his own flesh and blood. Yun Shengge drinks a calming potion. “Don't be afraid. Come cultivate with me. When the heroine shows up, draw your sword.” The reclusive, stoic third senior brother is a second-generation ghost. The male lead finishes him off with one sword. Yun Shengge turns and runs. “Get away from me! Help!” The fourth senior sister is mentally unstable and utterly pitiful. “Don't be afraid,” Yun Shengge says, then hands her a book on abnormal psychology. “My heart follows your every move.” The fifth senior brother is the hidden final boss of the whole story. He falls in love with the heroine and is willing to sacrifice himself for her. Yun Shengge peels away layer after layer of her senior brother's disguise. “You've disappointed me so much. Can't a villain act like a villain for once? What do the male and female leads even matter?”