You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness?

Name: You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness?
Author: Flickering Candle Stub

身份可以偷走，那我的精神病呢？

by Flickering Candle Stub (残烛跳荡)

Status: Completed
Length: 484k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Modern Romance High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
English: RandomTL: Request

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Synopsis

[Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading]

Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill!

Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier!

When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you’re showing off to me? What the hell?”

When faced with preachy, paternalistic lectures, she says, “Life has all kinds of flavors. You’ve got yours, and I don’t give a damn.”

When everyone doubts her, she says, “What, you don’t have money tucked between your butt cheeks?”

In an interview for the show, she says, “I’m sorry I was born human. As a monkey, I’m free to sweep the board!”

She also trades barbs with a foul-mouthed young master who can’t stand her.

Audience: “Crazy guy and crazy girl, both wearing magic cloaks!”

Ming Li: “My life is pretty simple. I’m either sleepy or being a menace.”

When a weak cat’s owner can’t figure out what’s wrong with it and is frantic with worry, Ming Li reads its mind and says, “Nothing serious. It just played too hard and wore itself out.”

The owner insists the cat is well-behaved and sensible, so Ming Li calls over all its old flames.

Everyone is stunned: “Holy crap, this cat’s been getting around!”

After the show airs:

Netizens: “We insult Ming Li, we doubt Ming Li, we believe Ming Li, we follow Ming Li!”

Fans: “The waves of the Yangtze push the waves before them. Whatever kind of crazy woman she is, that’s what I’ll be!”

Ming Li: “You people really are something...” (rubs her forehead and smiles wryly)

After the variety show ends, another guest is suddenly exposed as a fake heiress, while Ming Li turns out to be the real heiress!

Netizens: “???”

The young master of the capital’s elite circle who hates Ming Li accidentally posts from the wrong account and blows his cover. Under the account, he’s actually Ming Li’s number-one superfan, showering her with every kind of praise.

Netizens: “???”

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Other names

If Identities Can Be Stolen, What About My Medical Records?身份可以偷走那我的病例呢Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

209Chapters

54.7kReads · 30 days

8.3MReads · all time

7.6kShelf adds, last 14 days

9.6Score

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This book is simply amazing! The female lead, the middle finger teacher, and the spear teacher from back then each have their own unique eccentricities, completely captivating me 🥰 (1) The male lead, the charming young master Hai Danjiao, is no pushover either. He's quick-witted and argumentative, his fighting prowess rivaling that of the middle finger teacher.
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It's seriously, seriously good! I finished all 40+ chapters in one day. I absolutely adore "Who Understands My Arrogance?" I was screaming while reading it. Please write more, Garlic Baby! (Nothing Garlic writes is bad, no arguments allowed!)
410 likes2y ago
What a wonderful mental state! I love it! I feel like I've become a "crazy woman" too! ❤️❤️❤️ This is my first time writing a book review. Since I'm also a "crazy woman," I wanted to dedicate it to my dear "crazy woman" teacher! ❤️❤️❤️ (The author is amazing! I want to know what kind of internet speed it takes to write something so witty and unique. I really want to learn from them [heart emoji])
383 likes2y ago
It's really good!!! I absolutely love the spirit of this character 😍. The female lead looks so cool, but she's also quite pitiful. Her words may seem useless, but they actually make a lot of sense. Don't be fooled by the low rating; it just means fewer people watch it. It's actually really good. [Please update more frequently!]
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Honestly, after finishing the book, I bookmarked and underlined countless lines. The most memorable line was one from the female lead, which really resonated with us. "Don't run away from reality, and don't get stuck in a self-woven cocoon and just get by." The cocoon will grow larger and larger, and you will sink deeper and deeper into it.
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Excellent. Awesome. Insane. Perfectly reflects my current mental state. Honestly, author, are you secretly in love with me and deliberately wrote this novel to lure me in? Woman, I know perfectly well this is your scheme, but it's good that you're willing to put in the effort for me. [Requesting more updates!] 😆
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Excellent! A light and sweet story. I love Lili and Jiaojiao's eloquent tongues. Those who haven't read it are in luck! I hope everyone can join our big family, because I know none of you are perfectly normal (heart).
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Wow, this is really well written! Lili is so funny, hahaha, I love it so much! 💕💕💕💕
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I absolutely love this kind of funny and nonsensical writing~ It's so perfect for me!!! Anyone else understand? Family members~
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