Novels That’ll Make You Laugh So Hard You’ll Get Bowel Cancer, Rated 9.5 or Higher 能笑出肠胃癌的小说，9.5分打底

1. 301 四 Siheyuan: From the Start, I Had Every Neighbor's Weakness 四合院：开局拿捏众禽把柄 Minced Meat Tofu Pudding肉沫豆花Male-Channel Fanfiction2.5M WordsCompleted He transmigrates into a courtyard house and becomes Lin Yang, a boy on the verge of adulthood. From the start, his father is dead and his mother is gravely ill. Before his mother can even breathe her last, the courtyard's vermin scheme together to divide up his family's property. Yi Zhonghai: "Let me borrow your wheelchair. I'm not taking it, just borrowing it, got it? Though I might not return it." Liu Haizhong: "My family has a lot of people. I want one of your rooms. Don't worry, I'll give yo 14kReads8.6Score830Shelves

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   This novel, whose rating is dragging down the overall quality, features a male protagonist whose system levels up based on resentment points. You can imagine the power of Lin Duidui when he's online! The various monsters in the courtyard are taught a lesson by the male protagonist; every chapter is so funny I'm laughing so hard I'm pounding the bed! [Laughing and crying emojis]

2. 302 住 After Moving In with Auntie, I Awaken the Power to Stop Time 住进阿姨家后，我觉醒了时间暂停 There’s Nothing Wrong with Meow木有猫饼Urban736k WordsOngoing [Reborn + No System + Business + Superpowers + A Huge Following + No Simping + No Cowardice + The Straight and Narrow] Ye Bai, a notorious gang boss, gets incredibly lucky and is reborn in his high school days. In his previous life, he was guilty of countless crimes and met a miserable end. Given a chance to start over, he vows to lead his brothers down the straight and narrow and become a legitimate businessman. Strangely, though, he hasn't done anything illegal. He just happens to have a few 25.2kReads9.2Score2.3kShelves

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   🍔Shocking! The only book recommended by a veteran reader with 150,000 minutes of reading time on the entire internet. A regular in the "blacklist" (a term used to describe readers who are overly critical or perverted), a professional pervert, go check it out if you like! Rumor has it the author is female, and photos of her have been leaked.

3. 303 豪 The Wealthy Family’s Stepmom Goes Viral for Doing the Opposite of Everyone Else on a Parenting Show 豪门后妈在娃综反向带娃爆红全网 Wen Qiqi温柒柒Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Complete!] Lin Ran unexpectedly transmigrates into a CEO romance novel as a cannon-fodder supporting character with the same name, forced to marry the villain and become a mother to two children. In the book, the original Lin Ran appears on a parenting variety show and is exposed for abusing her biological son and mistreating her stepson. She is kicked out of the house and elopes with her true love. But then... Her true love swindles all her money and disappears without a trace. Forced to forag 17.1kReads9.2Score2kShelves

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   You guys have to try this one! It's seriously hilarious! It's the funniest book I've ever read! Every chapter is guaranteed to make you laugh until your brain is oxygen-deprived and your stomach hurts!

4. 304 被 Shattered to Pieces, I Took Control of the Universe 被整稀碎后，我掌控宇宙 Mi Duxiu觅独秀Urban206k WordsCompleted Every organ in your body can be replaced. All you need to keep is a mouth to eat with! Shi Jin, an esper, is persecuted by the city lord and forced to flee for his life! If only someone would grant me two mu of good farmland. How could I possibly take control of the universe and rule over all beings? If you don't laugh until you cry after reading this book, I'll say you're one tough kid! One update a day is normal; two a day means inspiration is overflowing; three a day can only mean Great-Grand 1.9kReads8.6Score148Shelves

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   Just one look inside and you'll know what true amazement is!

5. 305 牛 The Working Stiff's Cultivation Chronicles 牛马修仙录 Mi Duxiu觅独秀Urban780k WordsOngoing A nationwide online game turns out to be a path to immortality! Paralyzed from the waist down, he is forced to embark on the path to becoming an immortal! By day, Shi Jin is a food delivery guy, ground down by the hardships of life! By night, Shi Jin is a Great Golden Immortal, and all the gods from every direction had better keep their distance! This book has a bit of everything: spoofing Investiture of the Gods and Journey to the West, and wreaking havoc in the Celestial Court and the Primordi 22.8kReads8.9Score1.8kShelves
6. 306 王 Honor of Kings: Support Picks Can Be Off-Meta, but Don’t Be Weird 王者：辅助可以冷门，但你别邪门 Drank Pig's Blood打了猪血Sports473k WordsCompleted [Scoundrel + No Dragging Things Out, Taking Off by Chapter Three + Pro Gaming + Livestreaming] [Also known as: Who the Hell Let Him Go Pro?] Su Yun transmigrates into a parallel world, where he becomes AG's substitute support and awakens the Dark Support System. His skill prediction, game sense, and every other stat are maxed out! In a life-or-death playoff match, Su Yun comes in as a substitute and uses the strangest supports imaginable to make the entire eStar team lose it. Yi Zheng: “I can un 9.4kReads9.1Score853Shelves

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   Ah, just this one book, it'll really crack you up!

7. 307 让 I Told You to Confess, So Why Did You Hit on the Underworld Boss's Daughter? 让你表白，你找上黑道千金？ Mu Twenty-Nine暮二十九Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [System + family + one heroine + sweet everyday romance + lighthearted comedy] Su Jiang is a first-year university student who unexpectedly awakens a System. [Host, confess your feelings to someone of the opposite sex within thirty seconds. Fail, and you die immediately!] With no other choice, Su Jiang confesses to An Rou, the class beauty, in front of the whole class. Su Jiang: “An Rou, I like you. Would you go out with me?” An Rou: “What do you like about me?” Su Jiang: “Uh… your legs are real 57.1kReads9.4Score5.9kShelves
8. 308 你 A Monk of Your Rank Has No Right to Seek the Scriptures Yet 你这个级别的僧人，还没权利取经 Water Bites Paper水咬纸Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsOngoing [Officialdom and Journey to the West + cultivation through construction work + In the Name of the People (Immortal Edition) + wild imagination] I transmigrated to the cultivation world. After ascending, I became a grunt in the Heavenly Court's Infrastructure Department. After three thousand years, I finally worked my way up to project manager, in charge of the South Heavenly Gate expansion project. The day before the final inspection, I was stuffing “local specialties” into an envelope. A constr 165.1kReads9.4Score17.9kShelves
9. 309 诡 The Haunted Domain: Breaking Free from Obsession 诡域，破执 Ling Xin808凌心808Mystery91k WordsCompleted [Infinite Flow] + [Rule Horror] + [Dungeons] + [Survival] A perpetually damp letter, stained with sandalwood incense, drags Shen Yan into the Weird Domain. A midnight bus heads for an abandoned Republic-era station. A rusty clock sways as twelve threshold gates open, each tied to one of humanity's cardinal sins. Here, life and death are not left to fate, but governed by cold, unyielding rules. Yet beneath the scar over the left eye of Shen Yan, a book restorer at the archives, lies an abnormal p —Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 310 刀 Brother Dao Goes Viral in Showbiz, and Fans Beg Me to Stop Killing 刀哥爆红娱乐圈，粉丝求我别杀了 Drunk in Solitude孤风一醉Urban2.7M WordsOngoing [Lighthearted + no romance + absurd comedy + entertainment industry] [Print edition published | Comic adaptation released] Xiao He acquired a criminal golden finger that let him learn all kinds of criminal skills. But he could only stay alive by continually stabbing people. Xiao He: “I’m a perfectly decent college student. Who’d want to become a criminal?!” Wait, there really is a way! After an accident, Xiao He successfully exploited a bug in his golden finger. By acting instead of committing r 175kReads9.3Score14.7kShelves
11. 311 我 I Asked My Master About My Cultivation, and He Smacked Me Back to Earth 我问师父修为？反手拍我回地球 Ling Xin808凌心808Urban452k WordsOngoing From the start, I had a winning hand! After transmigrating into the world of immortal cultivation for a hundred years, I took a laid-back master and learned skills powerful enough to reach the heavens. Just when I thought I was about to ascend and become an immortal My master yawned. “Disciple, it’s time for you to go back.” With a backhanded slap, he sent me flying back to Earth. A rented apartment, instant noodles, an unfinished graduation thesis… Everything was just as it had been, as if thos 46Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 312 惊 Shocking! After Transmigrating into a Book, I Became the Child's Mother 惊爆！穿书后我成了孩子他妈 Granny Ni妮嬷嬷Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted Original title: The 1980s: Commander, Your Baby Is from Ten Years in the Future [Period drama transmigration + marriage first, love later + family life + adorable baby + marriage to bring good fortune] The instant she receives her college admission letter, Qi Shiyu finds herself standing at the gates of a school in 1985. She's become a high school senior, with only three months left before the college entrance exams. She's transmigrated into a book. She thought she'd been cast as an insignifican 31.1kReads7.9Score4.9kShelves
13. 313 重 Reborn in a Northeastern Mountain Village: Fishing and Hunting Across Two Rivers and Two Nations 重生东北小山村渔猎两江两国 Student Tianya小学生天涯Urban4.0M WordsOngoing Please give this five stars. Please give this five stars. I don't have much education or skill, and I can't write fancy prose. I use ordinary people's language to tell an ordinary story. If you like it, I thank you for your support with a clasped-fist salute. If you don't, please be kind and don't flame me. An artist can't make a living without noble-minded patrons. I offer my thanks to all of you, my dear supporters. 41.1kReads8.2Score2.8kShelves

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    A humorous and funny story of hunting, fishing, farming, and adventures in Northeast China. He and his brothers experience various thrilling and dangerous encounters, leading to many hilarious and exciting tales. Just laugh!

14. 314 从 It All Started with a Chili Pepper Trade 从辣椒交易开始 Butterfly Shadows in Flowing Clouds流云蝶影Urban268k WordsCompleted On modern-day Blue Star, in a coastal village in the southwest of Huaguo, the countryside was poor and remote but rich in produce. Chen An, 22, had graduated from high school and spent several years working away from home, but couldn’t make ends meet. He returned to his hometown to help his parents grow chili peppers. That year, they had a bumper crop, but buyers drove the price down to just a few cents per jin, and nobody wanted to buy them. Just as he sat worrying on the ridge between the fiel 3.8kReads6.2Score223Shelves

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    This book is really good.

15. 315 快 Quick Transmigration: Spoiled by Everyone, She Has One Blessed Pregnancy After Another 快穿：被娇宠后她好孕连连 Pure-Hearted Puppy 9527纯情小狗9527Ancient Romance339k WordsCompleted [Peerless Beauty + Multi-Child System + Sweet Romance + Irresistible Charm + Melodrama + No Fixed Couple + Satisfying Story + Green-Flag Men + Yandere] After binding herself to a childbearing System, the jade-rabbit spirit Ning Guanguan travels between various small worlds, helping destined ones who struggle to have children start families. World 1: [Delicate, Soft Beauty Singer vs. Strong, Abstinent General] The young general was handsome and exceptional, and countless noblewomen in the city se 19.5kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves

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    I'm Son Goku from Dragon Ball, from Mount Paozu. Haha, today I'm going to tell you about some interesting books I've recently come across. One is about a woman who gets tricked by a director into going to a deserted island. That director is really wicked; he sneaks off, leaving only the woman and the others on the island. Unexpectedly, the island is full of hidden cameras, broadcasting live to everyone. The woman, unaware of this, fights with monkeys and even crawls around on the ground like a little animal. All of this is broadcast live, and the viewers' reactions are hilarious; I couldn't help but laugh. Another book is also amazing. The author is incredibly daring, and their quick transmigration novel is different from others; the writing is very powerful. The books I usually read aren't very interesting; on sites like Tomato's, they're all bland. But this one has exciting moments in every world, which I find very novel. The author has great ideas. Then there's a pseudo-stepmother novel; the little stepmother in it is incredibly cute. While reading it, I had a constant doting smile on my face, just like Chi-Chi when she sees Gohan being so well-behaved. This little stepmother is so silly, she gets tricked but doesn't believe it, and keeps making excuses for the swindler. She's so adorably silly, it's hilarious, I love stories like this.

16. 316 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: I Open a General Store to Get By 灵气复苏：开个杂货铺混日子 Xia Tiao虲条Urban750k WordsCompleted [Spiritual qi revival + System + urban + comedy + no female lead] Tang Bai's three great loves: eating, getting himself into trouble, and making a little pocket money. An unexpected transmigration brings him a general store and sets him on a very different path in life. 16.1kReads9.0Score2.8kShelves
17. 317 综 Wuxia Crossover: Don’t Say I Never Gave You a Chance 综武，别说我没给你机会 Please Stop Talking别说话了Male-Channel Fanfiction1.2M WordsOngoing (No cultivation, no fantasy, no System, no invincibility, no saintly heroine, no womanizing? ... Then what are you even reading this for? There isn’t just one female lead, but he definitely won’t be collecting them all.) This world is a mess. At court, the two Divine Constables, Zhuge and Tie Dan, are at each other’s throats. The Eastern Depot’s Eunuch Cao and the Western Depot’s Eunuch Wang hurl insults at each other. Wudang and Shaolin secretly compete in the martial world. Snow Moon City and 252Reads5.4Score—Shelves

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    I highly recommend the third book.

18. 318 只 As Long as They Have Health Bars, I'll Kill Even the Gods 只要有血条，神明也杀给你看 Don't Eat Fish Porridge不吃鱼粥Urban3.2M WordsCompleted [Hunter: You can see the health bars of all things, and every attack is guaranteed to deal damage, even to gods!] [Stalker: Stealth through the darkness, hunt beneath the light!] [Executioner: The time for your sentence has come!] “Come on, come on, take a blade!” “Immortal? Once your health bar hits zero, you die!” “As long as it has a health bar, I can kill it, even if it’s a god!” The dark side of the world, a shattered map, strange creatures from the abyss... There is no light behind them, 130kReads9.3Score14.6kShelves
19. 319 豪 The Rich Family’s Young Stepmom Is Causing Trouble Again! 豪门小后妈又又又搞事了！ Real Shrimp Rice真虾仁饭Modern Romance300k WordsCompleted A master told Chi Miaomiao that she would face a life-or-death ordeal this year and needed to get married to ward off bad luck. Chi Miaomiao believed him, and got married! But on the wedding day, the groom died, leaving her billions in assets and three handsome sons. She thought she could start a happy life as a wealthy stepmother, but it turned out all three boys were troublemakers. They took turns dragging her off to do their bidding, then blamed her for causing too much trouble. Even her ex-b 2.2kReads9.1Score255Shelves
20. 320 从 From a Million in Debt to the Strongest Imperial Guard 从负债百万到最强锦衣卫 I've Been Wild Since Childhood从小我就狂Historical4.3M WordsCompleted [Feel-good power fantasy + everyday life + lighthearted humor + cautious schemer + cunning + sly operator + utterly shameless] Li Beixuan transmigrates to the Wu Dynasty and becomes a senior banner officer in the Pacification and Suppression Office. He had planned to spend his days listening to music in pleasure houses and living the high life, a wealthy man with a song-filled night every night. But before he knows it, he has made a name for himself and shaken the whole Central Plain. The young 6.8kReads7.5Score587Shelves
21. 321 被 A Man and a Dog Forgotten by Time 被时间遗忘的一人一狗 The Wolf King Is a Husky狼王是二哈Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [King of playing it safe⁺no System⁺immortality⁺comedy⁺easygoing] The early part is a little slow, but this is a lighthearted and enjoyable novel. Wang Yu and his pet husky unexpectedly came to the world of cultivation and discovered that time had forgotten both him and his silly dog! They may be immortal, but their luck seems terrible! Fortunately, Wang Yu has a special physique that lets him strengthen his body by eating! Wang Yu’s nicknames: Wang the Barbarian, the Bruiser. His big black dog i 2.1kReads8.5Score155Shelves
22. 322 从 I Started Getting Stronger After Meeting a Spiritual Girl in Foshan 从佛山遇到精神小妹开始变强 Beacon-Fire Monkey-Pig Antics烽火嬉猪猴Urban156k WordsOngoing Jia Fang got carried away and set off south. Who could have guessed that on the very first day, he’d supposedly be kidnapped by a young street punk? Luckily, it turned out to be the classic scene where every bleached-blond guy has a beauty riding on the back of his electric scooter. That instantly unlocked his cashback golden finger, and his extraordinary life began from that moment... His sweet, real-estate-owning landlady can earn him cashback, so he rents more than fifty apartments from her. 32Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Let's have some dark humor.

23. 323 从 Mutating from the Shadows 从影子开始变异 Bu Sanyuan卜三元Urban1.6M WordsCompleted In this era, fearsome, savage monsters run rampant. To fight them, humanity pushes its mind to the limit, breaks through its boundaries, and forges a whole new path, mastering all kinds of supernatural powers. Some command wind and thunder. Some can shatter mountains and rivers with their fists. Others unleash countless flying blades with a single thought, wiping out hordes of ferocious monsters. These people are known as the Gifted. Eighteen-year-old Luo Jie learns he can never become one of th 16kReads8.9Score1.4kShelves
24. 324 我 I Grow Potatoes in the Interstellar Age 我在星际时代种土豆 Jiangshan Lanfeng江山岚风27k WordsCompleted I Grow Potatoes in the Interstellar Era 40Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Funny short stories, lighthearted and silly humor, please support and read them.

25. 325 爹 My Dad’s a Demon Lord, My Mom’s a Holy Sovereign. Why Shouldn’t I Live Off Them? 爹魔尊，娘圣主，我不啃老干嘛？ My Stomach Hurts, Pinch Me肚子痛捏Urban3.1M WordsOngoing [Genius] + [Funny at first, unhinged later] + [Offbeat protagonist] + [Clever cultivation] + [Huge stats, but that doesn’t mean the mechanics are weak] + [Multiple heroines] In the year 356 of the Dragon Kingdom, a golden imperial carriage smashed through the sun, a celestial palace rose above the moon, and the stars of the heavens awakened one after another. The world entered an era of spiritual qi revival, and people awakened spiritual roots to pursue the path to immortality. Ling Yishan, a 77.3kReads9.2Score8.1kShelves
26. 326 内 I'm the Black Sheep of Chinese Entertainment. What a Coincidence, So Are You 内娱害群之马，巧了，俺也一样 Splendid Flowers on the Road陌上嘉华Modern Romance161k WordsOngoing [Ensemble cast × livestream variety show × goofy daily life × sharp tongues × farming storyline] Who would've thought a female bodyguard could get dragged into a lawsuit because of her lousy employer? Those damn capitalists promised a variety show. Besides letting me live out my farming fantasies now that my DNA's awakened, I was supposed to get to beat up my enemies. But when I got there, my whole world came crashing down! There's never enough to eat, and you can't get a decent night's sleep! J 23Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Highly recommend! Highly recommend! Highly recommend! 👍👍👍👍 Seriously, if you don't find it funny, I'll show you how funny it is.

27. 327 老 A Cunning Cultivator: I Never Meant to Outdo the Whole Sect 老六修仙：我真没想卷死全宗门啊 Welcoming the Dawn携曙Eastern Fantasy315k WordsOngoing "Run! Senior Brother is at it again!" Su Shenxing feels terribly misunderstood. All he did was stack his defensive techniques to the ninety-ninth layer and go out to buy groceries. His only wish is to live quietly and make it to a peaceful death in old age, but then he awakens the "Heaven-Measuring Black Gold Scale." As long as he collects other people's "resentment points," he can strengthen magical treasures and pills without limit. And so, the cultivation world takes a sudden turn. Facing his 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Looking for a book! I love stories like "Old Six's Immortal Cultivation: I Really Didn't Want to Wipe Out the Entire Sect," where the protagonist hides in the sect like a nobody, but his strength is unfathomable, and when pushed to the limit, he turns the tables and makes his enemies question their existence. Lighthearted and unconventional, please leave your suggestions in the comments!

28. 328 我 I Dominate the Martial World by Roasting Everyone 我靠吐槽称霸武林 Jiangshan Lanfeng江山岚风Male-Channel Fanfiction10k WordsCompleted I Conquer the Martial World by Roasting Everyone 25Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 329 开 Two Systems From the Start, I Take One Out on the Spot! 开局俩系统，当场干掉一个！ Meaning in the Lyrics词中意Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted [System + no romance + comedy + immortality + shameless antics] At the peak of madness lies pure lunacy. With me, Tan Feng, around, the whole world can go crazy! After transmigrating into the cultivation world, he gains two Systems. Not only can he come back to life, he also earns rewards for causing trouble and making a getaway. Tan Feng decides to take shamelessness to the extreme. When his enemies pay respects to their ancestors, he slams his head into a tombstone and shouts, “From now on, I 19.1kReads8.7Score1.8kShelves
30. 330 娇 The Sweet Little Boss Is Actually a Wicked NPC! 娇软小老板竟是恶毒NPC！ Sweet Candy Baby糖甜宝贝Two Male Leads678k WordsCompleted [Dual male leads, a crazy, split-personality ghost BOSS who dotes on his wife and has an extremely possessive streak as the top x a sweet, soft, weak, wicked NPC who’s a clueless, obedient, universally adored bottom; includes alternate versions] Wen Di is appointed a wicked NPC in a horror instance. Highly motivated, he schemes tirelessly to complete his tasks, doing every bad thing he can think of. As a result, he not only gets the players’ attention, but also attracts the BOSS. The BOSS falls 5.5kReads9.0Score585Shelves

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    💥💥Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! This is seriously hilarious! ① The female lead can talk to animals, so she keeps sheep, huskies, Mickey Mouse, and even mosquitoes in her palace… and the male lead can hear her inner thoughts: "This woman wants to kill me every day."

31. 331 在 Posing as a Returnee Tycoon in the 1980s 在八零伪装归国神豪 San Yao He三爻禾Urban887k WordsCompleted [80s Era] [Feel-Good] [Big Shot] [Tycoon] [No Female Lead] [Building a Career] [Everyday Life] The story of a fake tycoon with nothing to his name who becomes a real tycoon worth billions. Good news: After transmigrating into the 1980s, his heart condition is gone and his body is healthy. He also gets a Reputation System, which lets him exchange reputation points for assets. Bad news: He transmigrated with his whole body, so he has no official identity. And right now, he’s flat broke, with poc 36.3kReads8.2Score2.8kShelves

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    [Sending Heart][Sending Heart] Song Mingyan travels back to the 1980s. Grandma Song, who once adopted him, is only in her sixties. Her son and daughter-in-law are still alive. The old lady who was ninety years old and still picked up garbage everywhere to support him is enjoying her last year of family happiness... • It's not too late for everything.

32. 332 这 I'm the Only Sane Person on This Film Set 这剧组就我一个正常人 Jiangshan Lanfeng江山岚风14k WordsCompleted I'm the only sane person on this film set. 17Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 333 穿EN After Transmigrating as a Cannon Fodder, I Went Viral with My Goofy Antics 穿成炮灰后，靠沙雕爆火出圈 Wild Geese in the Northern Sea北冥有雁Two Male Leads502k WordsCompleted Wen Shuang woke up to discover he’d become a disposable character in a wholesome romance novel: he cast a wide net to reel in men, played both sides, and was greedy and vain. From the start, it was Hell Mode. Looking at the second male lead as he emerged from the bathroom, his expression unreadable, Wen Shuang swallowed hard. “President Xuan, I’m so soft. If you punch me, I’ll be crying for ages.” Xuan Zhe: “Do you think you’re funny?” Wen Shuang used his goofy antics to scrape through the f 8.3kReads9.3Score1.2kShelves
34. 334 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: I Created the Strongest Mysterious Organization 灵气复苏：我创建了最强神秘组织 Falling Leaves Finally Know Autumn落叶终知秋Urban1.4M WordsOngoing [Spiritual Qi Revival + Founding an Organization + System + Chuunibyou + Absurd Humor + Ensemble Cast] A shooting star streaked across the night sky, bringing spiritual qi revival that swept across the globe. But demonic beasts descended along with it. One day, while the school was raising the flag, the sky suddenly split open. Countless demonic beasts roared as they invaded Blue Star, and everyone fled in a panic. Only Luo Ciyuan kept his hands in his pockets and walked against the fleeing cr 26.7kReads7.7Score2.7kShelves
35. 335 重 Reborn in the 1980s: The Whole City Mistakes a Fake Returnee for a National Treasure 重生八零：全市都把假海归当国士 Candy Hero糖果侠Urban443k WordsOngoing Reborn in 1980, he becomes a fake overseas returnee and is whisked straight from the train station to advise a state-owned textile mill on the verge of bankruptcy. Facing hundreds of hopeful eyes and the city leaders’ earnest attention, Jiang Cheng, a true academic underachiever, breaks into a cold sweat. To avoid being exposed on the spot, he grits his teeth and spouts a jumble of buzzwords he has heard to death in his former life, like “user-centric thinking,” “lower-tier markets,” and “brand 103Reads6.5Score—Shelves
36. 336 绾 Chronicles of the Red Sash 绾红记 Jiangshan Lanfeng江山岚风43k WordsCompleted Chronicles of Crimson Silk 19Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 337 系 The System Granted Me Immortality and Invincibility, but Not Eternal Youth 系统赐我长生无敌，却没赐我不老 Bu Nishang of Liuxi柳溪的步霓裳Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Everyday cultivation + decisive and ruthless + irreverent cultivation + old-timer mentor + a little System] (A serious note: This book is told from the perspective of a long-lived old man. Cultivation techniques and spirit stones aren’t important, and there’s no leveling up, monster slaying, or auction-house browsing. If you like stories about young protagonists leveling up, slaying monsters, and visiting auction houses, go read those instead. This book has none of that.) “Sir~ Come on in~” “Yo 16.2kReads8.4Score1.3kShelves

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    Fellow Daoist, hold on! Two hilarious longevity novels are coming! 1. Chen Xun, the sixth-ranking figure in the cultivation world—the ruthless bandit Nicholas! In a moment of carelessness, he revealed three machetes at his waist. He slowly put on his bandit hood, a sinister smile spreading across his face: "I, Chen Xun, and Old Niu are the most reasonable." "While you are strong, you are not enough to make me use my third machete!" 2. Xue Mo, the most unconventional old man in the cultivation world! An old man mistaken for a "blood demon," an old man who meets acquaintances while listening to stories in brothels, an old man who loses money running a pawnshop and collecting scrap metal…

38. 338 零 Zero-Degree Intimacy 零度暧昧 Lan Sheng澜笙Modern Romance335k WordsCompleted [The print edition goes on sale across all platforms on August 1] [Short drama now streaming] Previously titled: Zero-Degree Intimacy [One-on-one romance + both leads’ first love + happy ending + secret marriage + sweet romance ♥ Double-layer milk foam, 70% sugar!] (Rich, sharp-tongued, scheming investor Jian Yuchen VS money-loving, mischievous young designer Wen Ni) In a nutshell: She married her nemesis. In physics, zero degrees is the point where ice and water coexist. Zero-degree intimacy is 79.3kReads9.5Score9.4kShelves

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    This is really hilarious. You'll see the first chapter; it's absolutely laugh-out-loud funny. The daily banter that follows is also hilarious.

39. 339 我 I Am the Concept God! I Suppress Eternal Wonders! 我！概念神！镇压万古奇迹！ Potato and Tomato马铃薯与番茄Urban1.6M WordsOngoing [Miracles Awaken]+ [High-Energy Action]+ [Sequence Containment]+ [Superpower Academy]+ [Plot-Focused]+ [Character Growth]+ [Slow Burn] Fifty years ago, people discovered a colossal angel statue on the floor of the Atlantic Ocean. Its face was twisted in a fierce grimace, and it stood guard over a massive bronze gate behind it. Seven days later, the angel vanished without a trace, and the bronze gate was opened. From that moment on, the world entered the “Age of Miracles,” when spiritual qi reviv 35kReads9.0Score3.3kShelves
40. 340 重 Back to 1978: The Uncle Who Returned from Abroad 重返1978：归国的小叔叔 van Fen Jiaozhuovan分焦灼Urban1.3M WordsOngoing [Wealthy Tycoon]+ [Family Life]+ [Everyday Life]+ [Heartwarming Period Piece]+ [Infrastructure Development] Zhao Qiming, a wealthy Chinese American, follows the diary his father left behind and returns to China with his father's ashes and his son, Zhao Haodong, to seek out their roots. But an unexpected encounter sends father and son, car and all, transmigrating back to China in 1978! Their gleaming Bentley and flashy outfits become the most eye-catching sight of the era. Armed with immense weal 11.7kReads6.3Score554Shelves
41. 341 睡 Go to Sleep, I'm Here 睡吧，我在呢 Jiangshan Lanfeng江山岚风56k WordsCompleted Go to sleep. I'm right here. 9Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 342 七 The 1970s: My Wife Is the Heiress of a Capitalist Family 七零，我的老婆是资本家大小姐 Flowers Fly in May五月飞花Urban2.0M WordsOngoing [Hunting + capitalist heiress as wife + raising children + getting rich + one heroine] Zhou Wenshan joins the ranks of transmigrators and returns to the 1970s. From the start, his engagement is called off! As luck would have it, a capitalist family is sent down to the village. Zhou Wenshan takes one look at their daughter, Chen Wan, and falls for her… … Chen Wan's family is framed and sent down to Zhoujia Village. They don't get enough to eat and still have to work in the fields. Then Chen Wan s 179.4kReads8.5Score14kShelves
43. 343 我 My Real World Is a Game 我的现实世界是游戏 As Long as the Green Hills Remain苟得青山在Mystery1.3M WordsCompleted Qin Ren thought that after getting a System, nothing could ever surprise him again. So what if the real world turned into a game? His dog had become a level-10 boss who threw combo attacks at him at the slightest provocation. His mom had become a level-15 boss who could summon his level-30 boss dad. He'd gotten used to all that. It was no big deal. But then one day... “Son, why are you still standing at the door? Hurry in and pray to the Bodhisattva! Ask for a blessing so you can get into a good 4.3kReads8.7Score375Shelves
44. 344 西 Journey to the West: Sun Wukong Eats Tang Sanzang and Kills Zhu Bajie 西游，孙悟空吃唐僧肉，杀猪八戒 The World's Mightiest Little Fox宇宙无敌小狐狸Eastern Fantasy80k WordsCompleted Five hundred years after their journey to the West, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Tang Sanzang, and Sha Wujing reunite. This time, they aren't going west to fetch the scriptures. They're searching for the forty-nine sariras to bring Buddha Tathagata back to life. A fearsome demon, the Ape Ghost King, is wreaking havoc across the Three Realms, and only Buddha Tathagata can pin him beneath Five Finger Mountain. Five hundred years have passed, and everything has changed. Sun Wukong loves eating Tang Sanza 22Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A humorous novel.

45. 345 我 I, the Supreme Being of Old, Defy the Rules When I Strike 我，旧日至高位格，出手无视规则 Shimmering Night夜光浮摇Urban2.1M WordsOngoing I was once the world's first transcendent, a pioneer who ventured into the unknown. When I returned from two hundred years of being lost, the world had changed, and the mighty ran rampant. They said I was merely a relic abandoned by the times, the remnant of an ignorant fantasy. There was no place for me in the new world. What they did not know was this: I had witnessed the most insane horrors and the grandest downfalls. Dormant within me was an exalted existence capable of shattering the very l 308.2kReads9.3Score26.9kShelves
46. 346 看 You Look Down on Security Guards? Time for a Little Fist! 看不起保安？小铁拳来喽！ Orange and Grapefruit橙子和柚子Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Role-playing + choices + comedy + superpowers + school life + nearly invincible] Some people don't become security guards until they are sixty. Qin Yu is different: at just eighteen, he has become the honored five-star general of Biguiyuan, skipping decades of detours compared to everyone else! It's all because he awakened the God-Tier Role-Playing System. As long as he plays different professions, he can earn rewards! [Play the role of an outstanding security guard] [Mission objectives]: 1. St 19.3kReads8.6Score1.8kShelves

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    Funny + Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Chicks!!!

47. 347 职 The Twelve Volumes of the Professional Rankings, and My Name Is in Every One 职业天榜十二卷，卷卷有爷名 Six Great Sixes六大六子Sports1.8M WordsCompleted [Full-cast audiobook now available|Class change + clones + no female lead + nonstop laughs + mastermind behind the scenes + explosive plot] Song Gua transmigrated with a whole bunch of fun-loving clones. This was a world where everyone changed classes. Song Gua became a Bondbearer who could borrow power, while his clones took on all kinds of different classes, with every variety imaginable. Their numbers kept growing, and every last one was talented and charming. Under Song Gua’s brilliant l 49.5kReads9.3Score6.7kShelves
48. 348 皇 The Prince Won't Hold Back 皇叔不经撩 June六月Ancient Romance2.0M WordsCompleted The short drama adaptation of Yue Xia's novel The Beloved 2: The Beloved Fierce Wife is now streaming on Hongguo, while The Beloved 1: The Unruly Imperial Uncle is currently a hit. In a bonus scene at the end of The Beloved 2, Chen Jinning, the peach-blossom general Song Xixixi, and Luo Jinshu, Chief Director of the Heavenly War Medical Bureau, meet up in a crossover. The Chief Director of the Heavenly War Medical Bureau transmigrates into the orphan Luo Jinshu of the Great Yan Dynasty. As soon 18.9kReads9.4Score2.4kShelves

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    A smile makes you ten years younger, but don't laugh yourself sick! [Laughing emoji] Here are some highly-rated novels: farming, palace intrigue, cute babies, soul-travel, and hilarious stories—you name it, they have it. People who laugh often have good luck; wishing everyone smiles often and good fortune!

49. 349 斩 Slay the Gods: I’m a Water-Spirited River God, You Know 斩神：人家是水灵灵的河神哟 Flying Cat崩飞猫Male-Channel Fanfiction1.6M WordsOngoing [Slaying the Gods + roleplay + River God + conceptual deity + goofy humor + stealing the spotlight + near-invincible + shamelessly unbothered] [The highest-rated Slaying the Gods fanfic. He Fan transmigrates into the world of Slaying the Gods. The bad news: He runs into a Faceless and nearly bites the dust. The good news: He awakens the [God-Tier Roleplay System]. From the start, he plays the River God. Once his roleplay reaches certain 37.6kReads9.3Score5kShelves
50. 350 死 The Grim Reaper? Call Me the Gatling Bodhisattva! 死神？请叫我南无加特林菩萨！ Li Gouqi李枸杞Urban1.4M WordsCompleted (Full-cast audio + comic adaptation) [Hilarious antics + Superpowers + Mental illness + Merit + System + Parody] When a menace awakens an SSS-rank explosive ability, sorry, school... I’m blowing the whole place up... Someone broke into my house? Blow it up! Someone’s robbing the black market? Blow it up! Someone’s robbing a bank? Blow it up, blow it up, blow it all up! The Goblin Abyss? Wait, I’ll blow that up later. First, let me slip in a laxative... Xing Ye, last in the whole school, awakens 19.2kReads8.8Score2.1kShelves

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