Novels That’ll Make You Laugh So Hard You’ll Get Bowel Cancer, Rated 9.5 or Higher 能笑出肠胃癌的小说，9.5分打底

1. 351 捡 After Taking in Five Brothers, No One in the Capital Dares Cross Me 捡了五个哥哥后，京城无人敢惹 Mo Yuzhi陌于之Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted After fifteen years on the streets, Jiang Sheng had found herself five older brothers. For their sake, little Jiang Sheng braved every danger and worked herself to the bone to earn money. Her brothers never let her down, either, giving everything for their little sister. Then the General’s Mansion discovered that its legitimate daughter had been switched at birth and hurried to find her. But they didn’t treat her well, either. Some mocked her as uncouth, some laughed at her ignorance, and others 42.2kReads9.5Score3.9kShelves
2. 352 灵EN Spirit Stone Immortal Clan 灵石仙族 Writing Nonsense一通乱写Eastern Fantasy4.0M WordsOngoing (The animated series is now available, and the first print edition is on sale. Its title is "Blackstone: Bloodline Awakening". Search for it on any platform.) (All six volumes are complete. There’s plenty to read, so dig in!) [Family saga + ensemble cast + no System + not saintly + slow burn + the protagonist is a stone + behind-the-scenes machinations + no female lead] Volume 1: Winds Rise over Song Mountain (complete) Volume 2: Clash of the Origin Condensation Realm (complete) Volume 3: Riding 60.7kReads9.1Score5.7kShelves
3. 353 开 Exiled from the Start, I Become the Beloved Darling of Evil Valley 开局流放，我在恶人谷当团宠 Yin Man茵漫Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Strong heroine, pairing with Bai Yu] She was a test subject at a secret underground research facility in the twenty-first century, designation Zero. She could retrieve objects from thin air and had no empathy. One day, she was reborn and transmigrated to an ancient farming household. A natural disaster struck right after she was born, and her whole family was exiled when she was barely a month old. Everyone around her said she was a harbinger of disaster. Grandma Su let out a cold laugh, hoist 18.8kReads9.5Score3.5kShelves
4. 354 这 This Saint Son Is Obsessed with Eating Human Heads! 这个圣子他酷爱吃人头！ Qin Hongyi秦红衣Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted (Chosen One, Villain, Comedy, Schemer, An Emperor's Banner Wreathed in Black Smoke, Subversive Plot, Xuanhuan, Decisive and Ruthless.) A proper transmigrator arrives in a cultivation world. Naturally, he should be the chosen one, right? His Dao Bone is stolen, his mother has vanished, his father wears a sorrowful expression, and his fiancée comes to break off their engagement. This is just perfect. Transmigrator Lin Ye is about to deliver the classic line, “Don't bully a poor young man,” when 7.8kReads8.6Score662Shelves
5. 355 我 I’m Only 16, So What If My Combat Power Exceeds a Hundred Million? 我都16岁了，战力破亿怎么了 Feng Lingbei风凌北Urban1.1M WordsCompleted An extra story about the scumbag Lou Benwei from “You're Already Level 1,000, While Everyone Outside Is Only Level 30.” This is the story of an Eternal God who transmigrated to Blue Star and became an ordinary high school student. At six months old, he kicked his father, nearly leaving him paralyzed and incontinent. His dad spent half a year in a wheelchair before recovering. At five, when he started elementary school for cultivators, he single-handedly took down the entire school administration 8.4kReads9.0Score643Shelves
6. 356 直 Livestream: The Cultivation World Has Turned Into a Meme, What Does That Have to Do with Me? 直播：修真界变沙雕，关我何事？ Enjoying the Ride坐享骑乘Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted Chen Feng transmigrated to the Mysterious Realm and started a livestreaming career. The System, which clearly had no regard for human decency, gave him a pile of bizarre skills. From then on, the world of cultivation got a whole lot weirder. [Voice of Filial Piety, Expert Appraisal Edition]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love? [Paper-Cutting People, Li Goushou Edition]: All-in-one funeral rites and ghost salvation. [Fifty-Cent Special Effects]: What? 29.4kReads9.2Score3.3kShelves
7. 357 斩 Cutting Spring 斩春 Chinese Loropetalum in the South南有檵木Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted ༆ Original title: "Slaying Spring", courtesy title: "Three Thousand Miles of Floating Light", also known as "A Little Bookshop in Chang'an" . "The audiobook is now available. Give it a listen!" . [Historical fantasy, farming, ancient romance, healing, opening a bookshop, romance, with a strong focus on the love story.] · [Heroine: Xu Jiang ★ Hero: Lou Yunchun] · [Other characters: Hu Xu ★ Song Li, Zeng Zhui ★ Lin Hongchu, Lin Qinnian ★ Madam Lin, Lou Jing ★ Madam Lou. Du Hui, Yuan Zuzu, Wu Zhi, 19.8kReads9.5Score3kShelves
8. 358 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: Bald, but Stronger! 灵气复苏：因为秃头，所以变强了！ Wan Huangming万凰铭Urban611k WordsCompleted [Invincible]+ [Comedy]+ [Pets] After the spiritual qi revival, all things begin to evolve, and humanity enters an age of the extraordinary. Ye Xiaofan has trained relentlessly to become a martial artist. In the end, he really did grow stronger, but he also went bald. That's right, he got stronger and went bald, yet still failed to become a martial artist. But that no longer matters. Because Ye Xiaofan has realized that no one in this world can match him. No matter who he fights, all he needs is 49Reads7.8Score152Shelves
9. 359 谢 The Xie Family's Short-Lived Son Has Lived to a Hundred 谢家的短命鬼长命百岁了 Yi Ran怡然Ancient Romance2.0M WordsCompleted [Screen adaptation rights sold] The lid of a dead person's coffin won't lie flat because they had an unresolved longing in life. Given time, that longing turns into a demonic obsession, and unless it is resolved, their descendants will suffer. Yan Sanhe's job is to release the dead from their obsessions. One day, she gets hounded by Third Master Xie, who claims to have one. Yan Sanhe says she doesn't deal with the living. Third Master Xie replies, “Everyone says I won't live long. Just think of 127.1kReads9.6Score17.2kShelves
10. 360 我 I Think I Transmigrated the Wrong Way 我穿越的姿势不太对 Deep Stream溪深Mystery2.8M WordsOngoing [Weird + No System + Foundation-Like + Mystery + Comedy + No Heroine? One Heroine?] Bad news: I'm dead. Good news: I transmigrated. Bad news: I don't think I'm the protagonist. Even worse news: I think my buddy is the protagonist. Seriously, buddy, what makes you think you get to be the protagonist? Do you even know what protagonist aura is? You're the worst! Seriously, buddy, can you stop freaking out? What do you mean I'm freaking out too? You're the one who's completely nuts! A crazy world, a 869Reads9.0Score429Shelves
11. 361 我 I'm a Tycoon in Another World 我在异界当神壕 Cheese Is Power芝士就是力量Eastern Fantasy4.2M WordsCompleted Every day, Wang Chen wakes up in a bed covering fifty thousand square meters, surrounded by more than two hundred maids as beautiful as celestial maidens. And yet he feels no joy. “I’ve never touched money. I’m not interested in it!” “Let’s start with a small goal. How about spending a hundred million first?” “No, no, no! Divine sons and daughters, please show some restraint. Don’t call me Dad. I’m not your father!” “Ah, so this is how painful it is to be rich!” A lighthearted, funny story about 778Reads7.2Score103Shelves
12. 362 被 My Mother Set Me Up, So I Married an Older Man Instead. Now My Trash Ex Is on His Knees 被亲妈做局后，我反手嫁年上，渣男跪了 Loves Big Tomatoes Most最爱大番茄24k WordsCompleted After my own mother set me up, I turned around and married an older man. My scumbag ex ended up on his knees. 369Reads—Score100Shelves

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    This one is good!

13. 363 全EN The Whole Family Is Insanely Eavesdropping on My Thoughts 全家偷听我心声杀疯了，我负责吃奶 Xia Shengsheng夏声声Ancient Romance2.1M WordsCompleted The Red Fruit short drama adaptation of My Whole Family Hears My Thoughts: Fu Bao Chaochao is now open for reservations! Please show it lots of support and give it a follow! [Whole-family mind reading + cannon fodder + beloved by the whole family + powerful figure transmigrates into a book + play the pig to eat the tiger + feel-good story] Lu Zhaozhao transmigrated into a book. She became a cannon-fodder character who was drowned at birth, while the heroine stole her identity. The heroine turned 14.9kReads9.6Score3.2kShelves
14. 364 斩 Slay the Gods: Climbing the Ranks Like a Dung Beetle in the World of Slay the Gods! 斩神：我在斩神世界苍蜣登阶！ Fan He凡河Male-Channel Fanfiction991k WordsCompleted [Slay the Gods + comedic fan fiction + Huozige's golden finger] (Just turn your brain off and enjoy! No idea if it's good, but it's definitely crazy and hilarious. Some original-world details have been altered, so don't take them too seriously.) Chen Li transmigrates into the world of Slay the Gods and waits for eighteen long years. At last, the System arrives, and the protagonist, Lin 10.6kReads8.9Score1.2kShelves
15. 365 伤 Damage Reversal System: Even Drinking Pesticide Makes Me Stronger 伤害反转系统，喝敌敌畏都能变强 Dong Jiuri东九日Urban717k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted comedy + subverting expectations + unconventional power fantasy + slice of life early on + mischief] Su Ming transmigrates to a high-martial-arts world and awakens the God-Tier Damage Reversal System! Whenever he takes damage, he gains a corresponding boost! [Ding!] [Detected Host bitten by a mosquito: skin thickness +0.1, skin toughness +0.1, vitality +0.01...] [Detected Host inhaling a ton of secondhand smoke: lung health +5, bronchial health +4, inner energy +10...] [Detected Ho 82Reads8.7Score—Shelves
16. 366 死EN After Dying a Hundred Thousand Times, I Bribed the River of Time and Space 死亡十万次，我直接买通时空长河 Natsume Says Nothing夏目不语Urban1.8M WordsCompleted [Future Setting] [One Female Lead or No Female Lead] The Shijing appeared, strange beings invaded, and the Chosen Ones charged with fighting them were on the brink of defeat. So the most determined among the Chosen Ones began searching for a way to save the world. “Ten years later, the basic body-tempering method appeared, and the first martial artists were born.” “A hundred years later, spiritual martial arts burst onto the scene, and the martial arts community officially took shape.” “A thousa 179kReads9.4Score27.2kShelves
17. 367 福 At Three and a Half, Fu Bao Is Doted on by Her Eight Uncles 福宝三岁半，她被八个舅舅团宠了 Cute Guy萌汉子Modern Romance3.5M WordsCompleted When her stepmother miscarried after falling down the stairs, little Su Bao was punished by being forced to kneel in the snow for a day and a night, then branded a jinx and driven from home. Just as she was about to die, her eight domineering CEO uncles rushed to her side and gathered little Su Bao in their arms! The eldest uncle's face turned icy. “It's getting cold. I think it's time the Lin family went bankrupt.” The second uncle glared furiously. “Anyone who hurts my little Bao will be hunte 23.2kReads9.6Score3.8kShelves
18. 368 板 A Brick for Dragons, a Fertilizer Sack for the Gods 板砖拍巨龙，尿素袋子套诸神 Ding Fou丁缶Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Unconventional Cards + System + Comedy + Irreverence] When Jiang Chen wakes up, he has transmigrated to the Spirit Card World and gained the Infinite Enhancement System. Brick → Heaven-Flipping Seal, fertilizer sack → Cosmos Bag, slippers → Wind-and-Fire Wheels, straitjacket → Yin-Yang Daoist Robe, doll → Empress... One absurd spirit card after another is enhanced into a legendary existence. Dragons tremble beneath bricks, and gods bow to fertilizer sacks... Everyone who sees Jiang Chen wants t 796Reads7.5Score100Shelves
19. 369 穿 I Became a Villainous Eunuch and Won the World Over with My Goofy Antics 穿成反派太监，靠沙雕被天下争抢 Su Qing素青Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Goofy Little Eunuch × Long-Suffering Emperor] Mutually Exclusive Romance Yue Fuling transmigrates into the body of a little eunuch, but secretly she is an assassin tasked with killing the emperor. The emperor can even possess her, and has learned all her secrets. This book is also known as: Everyone knows she’s an assassin except her. Yue Fuling panics and packs up to flee in the middle of the night. Halfway through, flames blaze behind her as several groups of pursuers race after her. Yue Fuli 7.8kReads9.4Score1.1kShelves
20. 370 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: I Get a New Skill Every Day 灵气复苏：我每天get一个新技能 Dreaming Bookworm书梦人Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Spiritual qi revival + System + urban life + comedy] Lin Qiu is chosen by 9527 and reborn two minutes in the past. From then on, he can awaken a new skill every day. He thinks he’s about to reach the pinnacle of life, but who could have guessed his skills would all involve spreading seeds, fertilizing, and breeding? What kind of ridiculous skills are these? Where are the promised X-ray vision and space powers? 26.6kReads9.2Score2.8kShelves
21. 371 来 Arriving in Southern Ming, an Engineering Student Crushes the Qing and Restores China 来到南明，工科生横扫满清复华夏 Ripples in the River of History历史长河的浪花Historical533k WordsOngoing In the first year of the Hongguang reign, Jiangnan is on the verge of falling. The realm is shattered, and the people are displaced. A modern engineering expert unexpectedly arrives in the storm-tossed chaos of the Southern Ming. The land is divided among warlords, powerful enemies press at its borders, and the old and new dynasties take turns on the stage. He has no peerless martial arts, but he possesses engineering, manufacturing, and scientific knowledge far ahead of his time. He gathers dis 1.1kReads—Score103Shelves

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    Let the heroes of the Southern Ming Dynasty who resisted the Qing Dynasty see the light of day again.

22. 372 异 Is It Really This Easy to Get By in Another World? 异界也太好混了吧？ Flower-Waisted Wanderer花腰浪子Eastern Fantasy638k WordsOngoing Ma Liu, the only heir to the wealthy Xinghua Group, is dismissed as a useless young master because he’s obsessed with gaming. At an auction, he acquires a divine ancient cauldron and accidentally triggers its seal, sending him to another world. There, he begins a carefree life of effortless wins like a capybara.. 954Reads8.3Score105Shelves

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    Let's start with some humor, otherwise it'll be too funny.

23. 373 爱 My Consort, Please Renovate My Buildings. The Charismatic Man Has Three Palaces and Six Courtyards, So How Many Can You House? 爱妃请给我修楼，万人迷坐拥三宫六院，你又能住几人寝 Jiang Qingzheng江清争7k WordsCompleted My Concubine, Please Build Me a Tower: The irresistible heartthrob has three palaces and six courtyards, but how many people can your bedroom hold? 35Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I'm begging you, beautiful, wealthy, and stunningly gorgeous ladies, to appreciate my writing! I'm not easily offended, please read it! [Admiration][Admiration][Admiration][Admiration][Sending hearts][Sending hearts][Sending hearts][Sending hearts][Sending hearts][Sending hearts]

24. 374 你 You're Supposed to Fight Monsters, So Why Are You Fighting Me! 你们刷怪啊，刷我干嘛！ Likes Eating Tangerines喜欢吃橘子Urban3.3M WordsOngoing [Print edition deal signed: no System, plot-driven, fast-paced from the start, no mindless decisions, thrilling and exciting, hard-hitting fights, told from the monsters' side!] Ever since the words [Divine Order 001: Undercover] appeared in Jiang Xia's mind, he felt that he wasn't normal. No matter what he ate or how much he ate, he never felt the slightest bit full. Hungry. So hungry he was about to lose his mind! Then, at the school beauty's eighteenth birthday party, he smelled the presen 515.1kReads9.1Score41.9kShelves

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    [Attention][Attention][Request for more updates] This is absolutely a masterpiece by Tomato. I never thought I could find such a pinnacle work on Tomato. It's incredibly funny! I laughed so hard! I would call it my one and only masterpiece, a book that I can't forget. It's definitely worth reading.

25. 375 工 An Engineering Student Ventures into the Late Ming 工科小伙闯明末 Ripples in the River of History历史长河的浪花Historical1.0M WordsCompleted A middle-aged bachelor, beaten down by society and thwarted at every turn in the modern world, with no connections to his name but plenty of knowledge and ability, is accidentally transported to the Chongzhen era at the end of the Ming dynasty. Relying on his modern knowledge while adapting to the era’s actual technological and industrial capabilities, he works hard to quietly change history and prevent China’s decline. 2.8kReads7.8Score196Shelves
26. 376 仙 Xianxia: The Sword-Bearer Slays Demons 仙侠：请剑人斩妖 Graceful As A Startled Swan翩若惊鸿灬Eastern Fantasy802k WordsOngoing (This new author's score just came out at 6, but it will gradually rise. For the mini-theater, please visit my homepage > Author's Notes > A Note from the Author.) Jiang He is a peerless prodigy, blessed with an ice spiritual root and an innate sword body, a talent rarely seen in the Shushan Sect in ten thousand years. His master is the greatest Sword Immortal in the Five Provinces, his senior sister is the sect's top disciple, and his adoptive father is the Grand Tutor of the imperial court. Fr 1.7kReads6.2Score159Shelves

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    [Thinking][Thinking][Thinking]

27. 377 穿 Transmigrate to the Tang Dynasty: The Laid-Back Man Returns from the Heavens and Handcrafts a System 穿越大唐：咸鱼诸天回归手搓系统 Refuse to Be the Old Sixth拒绝当老六Historical324k WordsOngoing If there's anything you're unhappy with, tell the author, and they'll be happy to hash it out with you! The author has added a few tags: lots of female characters, and it's really unclear whether there will be a female lead. The protagonist isn't powerful because of his cultivation realm, but because of his abilities, so his portrayal is different. The protagonist really likes Little Sizhi, but there are other little princesses, too. The protagonist has his own ideas. Life is like a play, and th 10.4kReads6.1Score915Shelves

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    Give it a try, it's pretty good.

28. 378 我 My Husband Is Too Frail to Care for Himself 我的夫君柔弱不能自理 Diligent but Silent勤不语Ancient Romance590k WordsCompleted [Signed for publication] I saved the whole capital by slacking off! I conquered the world through sheer bluster! Excerpt 1: “Your Highness, the Consort has been completely taken in by the Princess Consort. His Majesty wants us to pay compensation.” Jiang Chonghua: “Tell Father that if he has the nerve, he can talk to the Princess Consort himself.” “Your Highness, His Majesty wouldn’t dare. He says he’s afraid he’ll get dragged into it too.” Excerpt 2: “Your Highness, our two nations are at war, 23kReads9.2Score2.4kShelves

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    I just finished reading a book, and it really resonated with me; I couldn't resist sharing it.

29. 379 长 Longevity: Days of Splendor in the Ye You Court 长生：我在掖幽庭风华日月 The Breeze Comes Quietly清风静来Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted Synopsis: Xing Bang transmigrates into the palace as a fake eunuch. From the start, he is sent to the Cold Palace, where he finds not only deposed consorts but also the families of disgraced officials. Even the stunningly beautiful birth mother of the Crown Prince has been imprisoned there. Xing Bang’s eyes light up, and he activates the System... (The synopsis doesn’t do it justice. Please read the story.) 37.3kReads8.8Score4kShelves

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    This one is absolutely hilarious! The main character doesn't realize it's a TV show. He's leaving get off work as usual when he hears a noise coming from the trunk. He opens it and finds a female celebrity bound and gagged and thrown into the trunk. The three main characters immediately pull out a QSZ-193 rifle, and the production crew is completely stunned. It's super funny! [Facepalm][facepalm][facepalm]

30. 380 假 The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script and Lazily Gives Up 假千金手撕剧本，沙雕摆烂躺麻了 Li Yaoyao梨窈窈Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The short drama, The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script, is now streaming [Showbiz + absurd humor and memes + everyone’s favorite + wild imagination + gossip + going off the rails] Chi Qian failed her tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover she was the villainous fake heiress in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real heiress came back, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family home. A broken engagement, a wave of online hate, and a grueso 140.1kReads9.6Score15.1kShelves
31. 381 莫 Never Underestimate an Old Man: From Dockworker to Martial Saint 莫欺老年穷，从码头搬工肝成武圣 Brother Longan桂圆哥哥Urban270k WordsOngoing [Republican Era] + [The Dynasty’s Final Years] + [Monsters Run Amok] + [Extreme Martial Arts] + [Elderly Protagonist] + [Patriotic] + [Cautious] In the dynasty’s final years, the rulers closed the country off from the world. To preserve their rule, they burned martial arts manuals and killed martial artists, causing the nation’s martial arts to decline. Eventually, foreigners used their powerful martial arts and advanced weapons to blast the country’s gates open, and the nation was thoroughly d 386Reads—Score108Shelves

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    This book is absolutely the best one I've read recently!!! Without a doubt!!! [Shocked]

32. 382 稳 Steady Cultivation: Starting With the Perk “Work Hard, Rest Hard” 稳健修仙：开局词条劳逸结合 Little Goose with a Cowlick呆毛的小鹅Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsCompleted [Cultivation · Cautious Protagonist · Playing the Fool to Catch the Wise · Traits · Fame · Lie Flat · Longevity · Farming] (This book has been adapted into a short drama and an animated comic.) Su Yuan is reborn in a cultivation world and discovers that the path to cultivation is full of obstacles: he has no talent, no resources, and no connections. Luckily, he activates a System and obtains Traits with astonishing effects! [Work and Rest in Balance]: You’re great at balancing work and rest. The 44.4kReads8.2Score3.5kShelves

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    "Thirty-six Cooking Methods for the Azure Rabbit" His lips twitched. This kid…🍀🍀🍀 He coughed ingratiatingly. Su Yuan looked up.

33. 383 道 Fellow Daoist, Why Is Your Human Emperor Banner Belching Black Smoke? 道友，你这人皇幡怎么冒黑烟啊？ He An Is Simple贺安很简单Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted Even unorthodox paths can lead to Heaven! This poor Daoist has always been a bit timid. If I don’t pull up the roots after cutting the grass, I won’t be able to sleep at night! Heh heh heh... I, He An, am your great calamity! 81.4kReads9.3Score7.3kShelves
34. 384 侯 The Entire Marquis's Residence Hangs Themselves, Begging the Fake Heiress to Come Home for the Feast 侯府全体上吊，求假千金回府吃席 Zi Lu子璐Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Meme humor + Absurdity + Unhinged antics + Lighthearted daily life + Invincible heroine + No official couple, ship whoever you want] Jiang Miao: Stop trying to help people. Just laugh at their fate. But then again, if the money's right, I'll gladly give your fate a couple of extra stabs! After dumping three High Gods, Jiang Miao is exposed and flees to the mortal realm. She takes over the body of the Xuan Yuan Marquis household's fake heiress, who has lost her memory. The marquis household is s 35.4kReads9.2Score4.7kShelves

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    This book, this book, I laughed from beginning to end! I was rolling around in bed laughing so hard, my breasts felt sore. The female lead is really crazy, and the plot is full of ups and downs, twists and turns, it's incredibly exciting.

35. 385 倾 The Alluring Female Coroner 倾城女仵作 Yue Mo月莫Mystery1.4M WordsCompleted (Comic adaptation of The Beautiful Coroner now available) (Print edition of The Beautiful Coroner now on sale) After the mysterious death of her father, a coroner, Ye Caitang was saddled with a huge debt of fifty taels of silver. She had no choice but to sell herself to the Six Doors and work like a beast of burden for her creditor, Xia Yue, a renowned detective. Fortunately, Ye Caitang possessed the soul of an experienced modern forensic pathologist. Using modern forensic science, she deciphere 21.7kReads9.4Score3.1kShelves
36. 386 快 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿：虐文女主好像有那个大病 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin 9.2kReads9.5Score1.3kShelves

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    The first book is highly recommended! One joke after another, each one unique – truly worthy of my sister Cen! The second book is hilarious with a picture-filled "Infinite Little Liang." The third book will redefine your understanding of how to snag a bargain. The fourth book will make you laugh until your stomach hurts! [Laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing]

37. 387 纨 The Spoiled Couple’s Mutual Admiration 纨绔夫妻互捧日常 Aconite on the Snow雪上一枝蒿Ancient Romance2.1M WordsCompleted Su Yu'an is forced to marry Jiang Qiyun, the eldest son of the Marquis of Rongyang and the leader of Kyoto's four notorious young lords. Everyone in Kyoto waits for the two of them to make fools of themselves, but instead, they see a couple constantly praising each other. Jiang Qiyun: My wife is clever and brilliant. She brings good fortune to her husband and keeps our home safe! Su Yu'an: My husband is as handsome as a jade tree, shielding me from wind and rain! Kyoto's nobles: Are you talking 18.7kReads9.1Score2.2kShelves
38. 388 穿 After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Plucked the Male Lead’s Halo Bare 穿书后，我把男主光环薅秃了 Xing Wu An星梧安Modern Romance539k WordsCompleted [1V1 ultra-sweet + goofy humor and meme references + showbiz + variety shows + face-slapping + career growth] [Unhinged, laid-back showbiz CEO VS upright, brooding law lecturer] Wen Muyun transmigrates into a book. She becomes the brainless, vicious female side character in a domineering CEO novel, obsessed with the male lead and scheming against the heroine. In the end, her father dies, she goes mad, and her company goes bankrupt. Wen Muyun: I’m checking out and doing nothing. Let the cap 6.4kReads—Score727Shelves

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    The female lead has had leadership qualities since childhood, such as leading the cafeteria uprising.

39. 389 直 Livestream: Taking Giant Pandas Around the World and Pulling the Wool Over Everyone's Eyes 直播：带着大熊猫忽悠全世界 Let's Talk About the Records of the Grand Historian话说史记Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Livestream + zoo + no female lead + everyday life] A zoo from the start, and every animal is recruited with a good sales pitch! Xu Xia is even more convincing than a con artist. By chance, he inherits an estate from a distant relative: a zoo deep in the mountains. He also accidentally activates the zoo card-collecting System. What he never expected was that the first animal card he got would be a five-star-plus giant panda! Xu Xia: “I’ll provide room and board, and the job even comes with a gov 2.5kReads9.4Score310Shelves
40. 390 华 Chinese Showbiz: My Double-Cultivation Life with the 85 Flowers 华娱：我与85花的双修生活 Three Inches of Time, One Xin三寸光阴一个鑫Urban3.6M WordsCompleted Here is this book's synopsis: [Not a Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Ensemble Cast + Multiple Heroines + A Touch of Urban Cultivation + No System + Scheming + Entertainment Industry] Luo Junze was a worldly veteran who worked in the film and entertainment industry at Tencent in 2023. One day, he wakes up ten years in the past as Ying Bao, a rising star in the ent 45.5kReads8.4Score2.9kShelves

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    Novels that will make you laugh until you get stomach cancer, high-quality, mind-blowing masterpieces with a 9.5 Rating, millions of readers, every single one is a must-read.

41. 391 风 The Dashing Grandmaster Niu Baoguo 风流宗师牛保国 Li Genshuo李根硕Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [This story is entirely fictional] Niu Kui, a martial arts grandmaster who had defeated every opponent across the Nine Provinces, became a public enemy because he fought dirty. His treacherous foes conspired to kill him. When he awoke again, he discovered he had been reborn as Niu Baoguo, a disgraced urban tai chi master... “Alas! This body is old and ugly. Starting a family will be a long and arduous road~” 17.1kReads9.1Score2.2kShelves

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    Tomato ceiling. Without a doubt.

42. 392 军 Military Marriage: After Refusing to Raise a Heartless Brat, I Married the Commander, and It Was the Best Decision Ever 军婚，拒养白眼狼后，嫁首长真香 Mi Mi Duo Hehe米米多嘿嘿Modern Romance491k WordsCompleted The full story is complete, so read with confidence! A sweet, satisfying military romance set in the past, devoted love, two devoted leads, joining the army, and putting the villains in their place In her past life, Zhan Xinyue was set up by her adoptive mother and married off to a rugged country man with two children. Meanwhile, her adoptive mother's daughter, Zhan Hongyan, stole her childhood engagement and married a handsome, promising young officer. After their marriage, the rugged man rod 5.6kReads9.1Score712Shelves

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    Wow, you have to read this book! It's absolutely amazing, a novel that will cure your stomach cancer! It's incredibly good, with a 9.2 Rating! The female lead is so fierce; she'll never tolerate you and will settle scores on the spot.

43. 393 魔 Demonic Path System: All of China Is Actually Cultivating the Demonic Path! 魔道系统：文明华夏竟全是魔修！ Strange Sheep奇怪的绵羊Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Demonic cultivation System + invincible power fantasy + an entire nation cultivates demons + explosive action + no female lead] Bai Yang awakens a demonic cultivation System and learns that spiritual qi will fully revive in three years. In the meantime, ferocious beasts will appear all over Blue Star. To face the coming crisis, Bai Yang decides to become a demonic cultivator. But the damn System demands that he lead all 1.4 billion people of Huaxia in demonic cultivation! [Main Quest]: May ever 21.5kReads8.5Score2kShelves

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    ① A hilarious story with lots of laughs. It features high-level martial arts and superpowers. The protagonist is bound to a demonic system, reveals some of his abilities, and joins the nation. The entire country of China cultivates demonic energy together, and demonic energy fills the streets and alleys.

44. 394 深 Shenzhen, Beguiling After Dark 深圳，夜色迷人 Nan Xiaohua南小华Urban2.0M WordsCompleted A tale of business rivalries and political intrigue set against the backdrop of Shenzhen, following Chen Binnan’s remarkable journey south in pursuit of success. This story is dedicated to all the brothers who have headed south, north, or east to make their way in the world! 51.3kReads9.6Score6.1kShelves
45. 395 踹 I Dumped My Poor, Good-for-Nothing Boyfriend for a Powerful Brocade Guard 踹掉穷渣男，我选权势滔天锦衣卫 Gathering Vetch, Gathering Vetch采薇采薇Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Hilarious] + [Lighthearted] + [Good values]: How do you turn an aloof, celibate man into a clingy puppy? Rong Shu raises her hand: I know this one! She transmigrated into an orphan whose parents had died, struggling to survive while caring for her younger brother. To protect herself, she spread the word everywhere that she was involved with Wei Yan, the Commander of the Embroidered Uniform Guard. Before long, the men who had been targeting her ran off with their tails between their legs. Rong S 25.7kReads9.2Score3.6kShelves
46. 396 末 Doomsday Rebirth: I Build an Army of Apocalypse Heroines! 末日重生：我打造了末世女军团！ Xu Fengqing虚风青Sci-Fi & Apocalypse676k WordsCompleted (Don't let the rating go up) [Transmigrate Into a Book + Multiple Female Leads + Everyone Reborn] In apocalypse novels, other people stock up on supplies: A hundred boxed meals, a hundred barrels of bottled water, a hundred bags of rice, a hundred packs of instant noodles... They'd sell their homes and cars to stock up in full! Blah blah blah, that'll feed me for years, right? The protagonist: Let me buy as much as I want, with no limit. I'll pay a deposit first, and settle the balance after 40.9kReads5.2Score4.8kShelves

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    For those of you experiencing a reading slump, check out these two books with multiple female protagonists and handprints—they're really good! I stayed up all night reading them, unable to sleep!

47. 397 婚 Marriage Is a Shattered Reflection 婚姻如破碎的镜像 King Revolver左轮王Modern Romance10k WordsCompleted Marriage is like a shattered mirror 3.1kReads—Score—Shelves
48. 398 长 The Chang'an Palace Coup: The Prince She Saved Went Mad 长安宫变，她救的王爷疯了 Tuoba Hong of the Eastern Palace东殿的拓跋宏Ancient Romance174k WordsOngoing As a female official, she plots her every move at the court of the Great Yin. Empress Dowager Fu lays a deadly trap, the princes watch like hawks, and Emperor Rui seems gentle but is actually suspicious of everyone. With undercurrents surging through the palace and court, Xiao Xuan is trapped in a dead end, yet plays the pig to eat the tiger and turns the tables against the odds. Chao Shutong enters the dangerous game alone, determined to protect the one she loves. 618Reads6.5Score628Shelves

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    A super hilarious ancient romance novel, both thrilling and funny.

49. 399 软 The Soft, Sweet Little Golden Lotus Charms Everyone 软糯小金莲萌翻众人 Youth Flourishes韶华蔓蔓Modern Romance449k WordsCompleted Everyone knew that Nangong Sihua, the young master of the powerful and handsome Nangong family in the capital, was a man who had renounced worldly desires and devoted himself to prayer. He was in the prime of his life, yet wanted nothing. Just as everyone thought this Buddhist devotee was about to attain enlightenment and become a Buddha, news suddenly broke that he had a daughter!!! Everyone stared in shock as the once aloof and ruthless Buddhist devotee was steadily defeated by his sweet, naiv 12.7kReads9.4Score954Shelves

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    🌿🌿🌿This one, this one, ladies! The little dumpling stretched out her short legs, tiptoed, and tried her best to ring the doorbell, her whole chubby face straining. "Isn't Daddy home?" The little dumpling asked, scratching her chubby face in confusion. The male lead looked at his naive and innocent daughter, sighed, and rubbed his forehead. He was clearly quite smart, so how did he end up with such a silly and innocent daughter? Oh well, naive is naive. He'd just keep a close eye on her; she wouldn't be sold off.

50. 400 一 One Man, One Rabbit, One Tortoise: Driving the Cultivation World Crazy 一人一兔一龟，整疯修仙界 Han Hong涵鸿Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [System + Shameless Protagonist + Top-Tier Schemer and Adorable Pets + Stirring Up Trouble + Comedy + Ruthless + No Shame + If You Don’t Like an Overpowered Protagonist, Don’t Read] A shameless protagonist, Lin Zhijie. A cheeky, adorable pet, Qin Laoliu. A rogue turtle, Guoguo. A lovesick hen, Fengfeng. A shameless dog, Lord Gou Dexing. After Lin Zhijie transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation, he gets a crazy System. Every time he drives a villain insane, he receives lavish rewards fr 6.6kReads8.7Score817Shelves

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    The pinnacle of humor

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