I Asked My Master About My Cultivation, and He Smacked Me Back to Earth

Name: I Asked My Master About My Cultivation, and He Smacked Me Back to Earth
Author: Ling Xin808

我问师父修为？反手拍我回地球

by Ling Xin808 (凌心808)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 443k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Cultivation
Updated: 8d ago
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Synopsis

From the start, I had a winning hand! After transmigrating into the world of immortal cultivation for a hundred years, I took a laid-back master and learned skills powerful enough to reach the heavens. Just when I thought I was about to ascend and become an immortal My master yawned. “Disciple, it’s time for you to go back.” With a backhanded slap, he sent me flying back to Earth. A rented apartment, instant noodles, an unfinished graduation thesis… Everything was just as it had been, as if those hundred years had all been a dream. Until I discovered The talismans I casually drew could stop bullets; The herbal medicine I brewed with alchemy made medical authorities kneel and call me “Dad”; I used the principles of formations to crack a state-level encryption system. Even stranger, I saw my master’s face in an old photograph from the Republic of China era. Exactly the same. Even the mole at the corner of his mouth hadn’t moved. I began frantically investigating the truth, only to discover I wasn’t the only one who had been “sent back.” And Earth was far more complicated than I’d imagined… Until the day I opened the brocade pouch my master had left me. Inside were just four words: “The seal is in you.” 【Two chapters daily, generous updates. Dive in without worry!】【A mighty immortal cultivator reborn in the city. Showing off and face-slapping are just the basics. The real game is only just beginning.】

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