Name: The System Granted Me Immortality and Invincibility, but Not Eternal Youth
Author: Bu Nishang of Liuxi

Synopsis

[Everyday cultivation + decisive and ruthless + irreverent cultivation + old-timer mentor + a little System]

(A serious note: This book is told from the perspective of a long-lived old man. Cultivation techniques and spirit stones aren’t important, and there’s no leveling up, monster slaying, or auction-house browsing. If you like stories about young protagonists leveling up, slaying monsters, and visiting auction houses, go read those instead. This book has none of that.)

“Sir~ Come on in~”

“Young master~ Come on up~”

“Big spender, come have some fun~”

Though it was already late autumn, the young women were still dressed lightly as they warmly called out to customers.

“Uh, sir, you can’t afford it!”

Xue Mo looked up in confusion at the turtle boy blocking his way.

“Why not? Aren’t they calling for me?”

The turtle boy said awkwardly, “Sir, they don’t mean a sir like you.”

“They mean a rich man, not an actual old man. Do you understand?”

Xue Mo nodded. “Of course. A sir is someone with money.”

Other names

The System Granted Me Eternal Life, but Forgot to Make Me Ageless系统赋予我长生，却忘记赐我不老Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

449Chapters

16.1kReads · 30 days

2.9MReads · all time

1.3kShelves

8.4Score

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