A Cunning Cultivator: I Never Meant to Outdo the Whole Sect

Name: A Cunning Cultivator: I Never Meant to Outdo the Whole Sect
Author: Welcoming the Dawn

老六修仙：我真没想卷死全宗门啊

by Welcoming the Dawn (携曙)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 315k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 15d ago
Source: Fanqie

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"Run! Senior brother, he's here again!" Su Shenxing felt aggrieved. He just stacked ninety-nine layers of defensive skills and went out to buy groceries. His only wish is to live in peace until the end of his life, but he has awakened the "Black Golden Scale for Measuring the Sky". As long as he collects the "resentment points" of others, he can infinitely strengthen the magical elixir. As a result, the style of painting in the world of immortality changed suddenly.

Facing his junior brother, the Destined Son, who possesses peerless talent, Su Shenxing's face was full of compassion: "Junior brother, you are carrying the blame. Senior brother is sharpening your Taoist heart!"

Facing the giant of magic, he shouted "God is good for life", while he sprinkled lime powder all over the sky, and detonated 9,900 detonating talismans.

When Su Shenxing was forced to become invincible and respected as the leader of the righteous path, he looked at his enemies who were vomiting blood all over the ground and sighed helplessly: "I really just want to save my life, why did I bring the world of cultivation to such a complete mess?"

[Easy and funny] [Gou Daoliu] [Lao Liu] [Black-faced counter-routine] [Invincible imagination] [Sect daily life] [Refreshing article]

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