Novels That’ll Make You Laugh So Hard You’ll Get Bowel Cancer, Rated 9.5 or Higher 能笑出肠胃癌的小说，9.5分打底

1. 1 皇 The Emperor's Gold Medal County Magistrate 皇家金牌县令 Noodle King Zai板面王仔Historical2.7M WordsCompleted [Farming + lighthearted fun + transmigration] Fang Zhengyi transmigrates to the Great Jing dynasty and becomes a county magistrate. After seven years of work, he has created his own earthly paradise. He’d planned to live out his days as a carefree little emperor. In the thirteenth year of the Jinghe era, the emperor of Great Jing travels incognito and accidentally wanders into Taoyuan County... The moment the emperor enters the county, he is astonished! The many strange and wondrous things leave 230.3kReads9.5Score28.7kShelves

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   🤭🤭Holy crap, this is a masterpiece! I would call this Tomato's only masterpiece. It's so addictive from the very beginning, and it's hilarious. The more you read, the funnier it gets, and the more you want to read it. It's a novel that you'd stay up all night to finish.

2. 2 开 From the Start: The System Locked Me Up Until I Became Mentally Ill 开局：被系统关成了精神病 A Little Chicken一条幺鸡Eastern Fantasy3.4M WordsOngoing [Invincible + Sword God + beating up the System + fast-paced] Lu Chuan was supposed to transmigrate to a high-martial world, but a screw-up by his goofy System sent him to a world of cultivation instead. To keep its Host from getting killed, the goofy System forcibly locked Lu Chuan away for a hundred thousand years. Unable to find a suitable template for the cultivation world, the goofy System could only have Lu Chuan practice swordsmanship from the high-martial world. A hundred thousand years. 116.9kReads9.0Score9.7kShelves

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   ✨✨The only one on the entire internet with over 30,000 reads! Highly recommended by a veteran bookworm!🔥🐎Wow! This book is absolutely hilarious! I seriously suspect the author wants to inherit my Alipay account!!!! 💥Hahaha! Incredibly satisfying!🍁 Lu Chuan awakens a ridiculous system. He was supposed to be a powerful figure in a high-martial arts world! 🔥Unexpectedly, the system malfunctioned, and he appeared in a cultivation world. 🔥🔥This system is really strange!! To prevent its host from being killed, it forcibly imprisoned Lu Chuan for 100,000 years. For a full 100,000 years, he became stronger, but also became a psychopath. Hahahaha, it's absolutely hilarious!

3. 3 让 I Told You to Turn Over a New Leaf, Not Become a Sex Demon! 让你浪子回头，你怎么成魅魔了！ Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban529k WordsCompleted [Villainous Incubus + Campus Life + Transmigrates into a Book + Lighthearted Comedy + Subversion of Tropes + Cunning Schemer + Multiple Heroines] Su Lang transmigrates into the novel about two young men switched at birth that he was reading before he died, becoming a spoiled fake young master with dyed yellow hair. He finds himself at the point in the story where he’s supposed to threaten the cool, aloof professor goddess into tutoring him at home. The System gives him a Second-Chance Scoundrel 15kReads6.9Score956Shelves

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   I was laughing so hard I was banging on the floor upstairs while watching this late at night! [Laughing and crying emojis]

4. 4 穿 Transmigrated into a Book as the Villain: From the Start, I Kidnapped the Heroine! 穿书反派：开局，我绑架了女主！ Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban3.0M WordsCompleted [Lovable scoundrel of a villain + tea-artistry + male heartthrob + stunning looks + scheming + wild card + sweet on the outside, dark underneath + witty comedy + no fixed couple] Also known as: “I play a tea-green guy, and the male and female leads spoil me rotten!” Su Qing transmigrates into a modern wish-fulfillment novel. He becomes the rich villain who kidnaps the heroine in chapter one, gets beaten up by the hero in chapter two, and lands in prison in chapter three. Luckily, he awakens the 76.3kReads8.3Score4.9kShelves

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   I was laughing so hard I was banging on the floor upstairs while watching it late at night! 😂😂😂

5. 5 穿 After Transmigrating to the 1980s and Becoming a Substitute Bride, I Became the Army Officer's Most Beloved 穿越八零替嫁后我成了军官心尖宠 Over Ten Thousand a Day日收过万Modern Romance1.6M WordsCompleted [Transmigration + Substitute Marriage + Military Marriage + Stepmom + Mutual First Love] (Fictional Military Marriage + Everyday Life as a Military Wife) Yang Niannian, a college student, was so furious after losing ten ranked matches in a row in Honor of Kings that she blacked out and transmigrated to the 1980s. The moment she opened her eyes, her mother was pressuring her to marry, sobbing and sniffling all over her. “Lu Shishen is a soldier with a secure government job. If you marry him, you’ 112.6kReads9.2Score14.9kShelves

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   🥝🥝 It's hilarious, full of jokes!!! I stayed up until 3 a. M. Reading it, laughing so hard my stomach hurt [facepalm][laughing]. If you have a low threshold for laughter, you definitely have to check it out and see just how low your threshold for laughter really is. A colleague recommended this book to me, and I read it on a whim, but the more I read, the better it got, and the more addictive it became.

6. 6 沙 My Wacky Junior Sister Loves Going Wild, Turning the Cultivation World on Its Head 沙雕师妹爱发癫，另类整顿修仙圈 The Bear Who Bumps into Everything乱撞的小熊Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Animated series now streaming] [Complete] [Ensemble cast + no male lead] Some people transmigrate into a book as a treasure. Some transmigrate as a nobody. Yun Xi transmigrates as a vine. In the original story, she appears in just two chapters as a disposable villain in a hero-saves-the-beauty scene. After she dies, the captivating heroine takes her home, chops her into eighteen pieces, and turns them into eighteen good-luck charms for her eighteen devoted admirers. Yun Xi says, “If you’re maki 57.5kReads8.8Score9.2kShelves

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   It was hilarious, especially the third one; I laughed until my stomach hurt in the middle of the night.

7. 7 寸 A Fleeting Moment 寸阴 Three Pigs Stand Like Tripods三猪鼎立Urban820k WordsOngoing [Infinite-loop adventure in the early stages + an intelligent villain + detailed supporting characters + haven't figured out the later stages yet ^_^] Urging someone to study medicine is a recipe for disaster! Even with a golden finger, you still can't overcome human nature! So let it go. Take off that white coat, as if shedding the shackles weighing you down, only to fall into a cycle, an apparently endless loop. Within the cycle of 2015, you uncover a shocking secret from hundreds of years ago 6.2kReads—Score503Shelves

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   A must-have for all-nighters, the kind that will make you wake up laughing! [Laughing][smirking][laughing]

8. 8 兄 The Siblings Say Nothing, Just Keep Humiliating Their Eldest Brother 兄妹俩不语，一味拿大哥颜面扫地 Plastic Bestie塑料闺闺Modern Romance847k WordsCompleted [A goofy, over-the-top daily-life story about a brother and sister. No romance for the protagonist. Maximum absurdity.] When Xie Tangning woke up, she discovered she was living in an old-fashioned novel. The Xie family was the original male lead’s biggest stepping stone, and each of them was destined to die in their own way. Her second brother, Xie Changyu, would be sold by the male lead to a region in Myanmar, where his kidneys would be harvested. After going bankrupt, her eldest brother, Lu Hu 66.9kReads8.9Score8.5kShelves
9. 9 穿 I Reincarnated as a Cannon-Fodder Supporting Actress, Then Went Viral for Losing It on a Dating Show 穿成炮灰女配后，恋综发癫爆红了 Zi Fu Shannai紫芙山奈Modern Romance367k WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Wen Sangyu found herself in the role of a cannon-fodder supporting actress who ranked below the eighteenth tier. Facing a storm of online hate from the start, Wen Sangyu declared: People should do what they want and make life difficult for others. So she kicked the narcissistic male lead, tore into the fake-sweet female lead, and sent everyone flying without playing favorites, completely changing the tone of what was supposed to be a sweet dating show. The or 4.4kReads9.1Score630Shelves
10. 10 穿 Transmigrated Into a Book: No One Understands Arrogance Better Than Me 穿书之没人能比我更懂嚣张 Chenchen Little Darling晨晨小宝贝Ancient Romance984k WordsCompleted [Signed for print publication] –– Fu Zhu died suddenly after staying up all night watching shows and reading novels. She still remembers that just before she died, she was reading a novel called The Useless Girl Warrior Who Defies Heaven. –– Then she became Bai Li Fu Zhu, the female villain who opposes the novel's hero and heroine. –– This villain is different: she isn't jealous of the heroine or interested in the hero. She simply can't stand the two of them acting more arrogant than her and ste 47.7kReads9.3Score6.7kShelves
11. 11 那 The Cultivators We Used to Chop Up Together 那些年，我们一起砍过的修仙者 Squirrel Under the Mushroom House蘑菇屋下的松鼠Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted (Everyman’s cultivation + no System) Unlike traditional xianxia, don’t read if that’s not your thing. That year, a seven-year-old boy took his little sister into the cultivation world. Then all the cultivators went crazy! When you set out to cultivate, it doesn’t matter if you have talent, treasures, or lucky opportunities. But there’s one thing you must remember: there’s one person you must never provoke. Even though this person isn’t a cultivator at all. His blade is faster than light, so fast 162.2kReads9.3Score17.1kShelves

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    Having read books for over twenty years, this is the most imaginative and hilarious book I've ever read. I suggest people with kidney problems wear diapers while reading it, otherwise you might laugh so hard you'll leak urine! [Laughing and crying emojis]

12. 12 这 This Is Showbiz! No Going Crazy in Public! 这里是娱乐圈！禁止随地大小癫！ Warm Chestnut暖栗栗Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Entertainment industry] [Livestream variety show] [Comedy and memes] [Face-slapping and punishing the scum] [Real and fake heiresses] Wen Yao and the fake heiress were both reborn at the turning point of their fates. In their previous lives, Wen Yao chose a blind date, while the fake heiress chose a variety show. The fake heiress failed to ride on her washed-up brother’s coattails and instead got the whole internet hating her after one bizarre stunt after another! Wen Yao, meanwhile, met the Cr 9.7kReads8.7Score1.3kShelves
13. 13 一 A Blossom, A Cup of Wine, An Immortal Life 一花一酒一仙人，亦眠亦醉亦长生 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [This book is also known as The Nine Tales of Peach Blossom Spring] [The print edition of The Nine Tales of Peach Blossom Spring goes on sale at 7 p.m. on November 15!] [Immortality + taking disciples + no female lead + lighthearted comedy, no tearjerkers] When your master serves food, you spin the table; when your master chants a spell, you chatter away. When your master rests, you sing; when your master sleeps in, you bang on a pot. Your master is immortal, but your life is short; your master 199.2kReads9.5Score24.5kShelves

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    It's absolutely hilarious! It's a masterpiece! When the master picks up food, you turn the table; when the master chants incantations, you chat. When the master rests, you sing; when the master stays in bed, you bang on the pot.

14. 14 飞 After Failing to Ascend, I Livestream Fortune-Telling and Leave My Clients Depressed 飞升失败后，直播算命客户抑郁了 Little Witch小巫Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [No male lead] + [Mysticism] + [Absurd comedy] + [Cultivation] She was one step away from ascending when she was struck dead by heavenly lightning. Was it the mercilessness of the Heavenly Dao, or was she just a terrible person? After taking stock of what happened, Xia Qingzhu decides to accumulate merit properly. Day one of fortune-telling: She gets a streamer who steals electric scooters sentenced to death. Day two: A seller of rock candy gets sentenced to eleven months. Day three: Someone ste 20.6kReads9.4Score2.8kShelves

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    I highly recommend this book! I'm laughing so hard I'm practically dying. It's mainly about a female protagonist livestreaming fortune telling, with each reading leading to a different story. The most amazing part is that she ends up in jail while doing fortune telling, and even the cyber police are monitoring the livestream – it's perfect for boosting their performance!

15. 15 戒 Demon Wardens: I Was Told to Solve Cases, but I’ve Been Slacking for a Thousand Years 戒妖：让我查案，我摸鱼千年 Clockwork Monster发条怪Eastern Fantasy188k WordsCompleted [Comedy Fantasy | Supernatural Mysteries | A Thousand-Year Bond Between Humans and Demons] After surviving for a thousand years, Geng Chen wants nothing more than to retire with his great-demon wife, keep his head down, clock in each day, and lie flat for the rest of his life. But life is unpredictable. A thousand-year-old cold case turns his laid-back existence into an extraordinary adventure. Bizarre, bloody crimes keep happening. Demons are at work, and the human heart is hard to fathom. On 127Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Hilarious and wildly popular, highly recommended! Each chapter will tickle your itch; read it to your roommates and they'll all laugh until they're pounding the bed.

16. 16 出 Invincible the Moment I Leave the Village: How Will You Deal with Me? 出村就无敌，阁下如何应对 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted Liu Ye had always thought he was a good person, especially a devoted son. He was particularly filial to his mother. The Festive Funeral Ghost: What a load of crap! He was kind and gentle toward his father. The Water Ghost: Waaaah... Don’t come any closer! If you do, I’ll kill myself! He would go through fire and water for his friends. The other ghosts: You mean you’d stab us twice, right? All in all, Liu Ye felt that he was a very happy person. All the ghosts: Isn’t your happiness just our tragi 164.1kReads9.5Score20.9kShelves
17. 17 别 Don't Call Me a Demon 别叫我恶魔 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban5.7M WordsCompleted [Qing Feng's new novel, This Player Has Something Wrong with His Head, is now serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] The sacred heavenly gates stand across the sky, while the demonic abyss of time and space lays waste to the human world. When twelve spirit springs burst from the earth, when the moon no longer belongs to humanity... Where will we go from here? A world of gods? A world of demons? No. This is a world that belongs to humanity! I will take up the crown no one else wou 181.8kReads9.4Score16.6kShelves

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    🤓☝️Take it! 🔥I only recommend this one! Written by Qingfeng. 680,000 People are following it. It attracted me from the very beginning, and the first chapter immediately captivated me. It's as funny as "Selling Strength at a Street Stall," and I stayed up all night reading it👀.

18. 18 说 I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修，怎么是犯贱的贱 Qi Yi Zi七一子Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b 107.2kReads9.5Score15.5kShelves

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    Seriously, they're all hilarious!!! It's been so long, I've rewatched them so many times [sending hearts] In remembrance of Chi Miao, Yi Qingju, Yan Luo, Xu Nuo, Xiang Fengyu, Shi Liaoliao, Chi Qiuli, Shi Ha, Ming Li, Xie Mi, Wen Yao, and Shi Er'er.

19. 19 开EN Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban8.9M WordsCompleted [Qingfeng's new novel, This Player Has a Problem in the Head, is currently serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Potions of Strength? Detoxifying Yellow Beans? Lucky Cherries? They're flying off the shelves! The world's top tycoons, richest man, popular streamers, and peak powerhouses all come to buy them. Jiang Na 336kReads9.7Score45.7kShelves

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    "Ab Ripper" is nothing compared to these two books, which are the real magic weapons for getting eight-pack abs. They'll make you laugh until you're out of breath, and the writing and plot are absolutely top-notch!

20. 20 装 I Kept Up the Act for Two Years, Then They Suddenly Read My Mind 装了两年突然被读心了 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Signed for publication in print] Also known as When My Billionaire Husband Started Coughing [Brooding, secretly snarky CEO X quirky, 'fake' innocent flower] Qi Weiran was a CEO worth billions. Because he carried a rare gene, he had a body that never got sick. But he could only live to the age of fifty. After he died, half his estate would go to his contract wife. One day, Qi Weiran's body, which had never shown a single sign of illness, suddenly began to cough. His adoring young wife, who loved 29.3kReads9.5Score3.7kShelves
21. 21 高 The Master Comes Down from the Mountain, and My Senior Sister Dotes on Me Too Much 高手下山，我家师姐太宠我了 Please, Let Me Go Viral求求你让我火吧Urban6.3M WordsOngoing [An unstoppable power fantasy, every line is satisfying, the plot moves at lightning speed, with no dragging and decisive action] At my graduation banquet, my parents and brothers were brutally killed. Hunted down, I barely escaped with my life. After five years of martial arts training on Mount Kunlun, I've returned in triumph! “You're an elite rich kid, and you think I can't afford to offend you? My master could kill you with a slap!” “You're the king of Chinese medicine? My master is an hei 259.3kReads9.3Score8.1kShelves

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    You'll be satisfied, you'll laugh until you poop! [Admiring]

22. 22 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 24.1kReads9.6Score3.5kShelves
23. 23 我 I'm a Celebrity. What's Wrong with Doing a Side Hustle? 我一个明星，搞点副业很合理吧？ My Meat Is Really Tasty我肉真好吃Urban2.4M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Xia becomes a minor celebrity stuck near the bottom of the industry. Everyone knows that D-list celebrities are treated worse than dogs. Life is tough, so Lin Xia makes a living with odd jobs. To get by, Lin Xia has no choice but to take up some side gigs. Day one: picking a lock at someone’s home, netting 200 yuan. Day two: setting up a fortune-telling stall, netting 500 yuan. Day three: selling cartoon-print underwear at a street stall, netting 800 68.6kReads9.2Score6.2kShelves
24. 24 慈EN Cihang City 慈航市 Mountain-Patrolling Lord God巡山主神Mystery1.3M WordsOngoing At Cihang's grand arena, don't show up without a cheat. Chen Feng transmigrated to another world and discovered that the bosses here were unbelievably sneaky. “Let's go level up in the newbie village first.” “Ha! Got you, transmigrator.” “I'll be reborn and buy a lottery ticket.” “Ha! Got you, regressor.” “Fine, if you're going to play dirty, I don't need to pretend to be a gentleman either.” Chen Feng discovered that every time he died, he could refresh and get a new System. A System's power ha 1.1MReads9.2Score130.5kShelves

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    How about this one? Absolutely divine! It gets more and more exciting as you read on! Every beginning and character introduction is intricately connected by a powerful causal system. I highly recommend this isekai novel to everyone—it's one of my absolute favorites. The plot is thrilling, the logic is impeccable, and the aesthetics are superb. It's definitely the most worthwhile novel to read this year.

25. 25 窝 I'm Pathetic, But Somehow Everyone Loves Me, Haha! 窝囊吧，但还是成万人迷了哈哈！ Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance592k WordsCompleted The print edition of The Side Character Could Never Be a Doormat is now available on all platforms [Outwardly meek but secretly hilarious heroine x violent, untamed hero whose rough edges are eventually worn smooth] Xu Nuo transmigrates into the role of a famously spineless supporting female character, then foolishly sets about seducing every male lead. When her secret comes to light, the male leads join forces to condemn her. Then she is dumped by her fiancé, setting her on the path to a deadly 33.4kReads9.5Score5.1kShelves
26. 26 因 I Don't Want to Get Hurt, So I Put Every Point into Defense 因为怕痛所以全点防御力了 Fish and Meat鱼和肉Eastern Fantasy4.9M WordsOngoing Bathing in magma, sleeping in ancient killing formations; Riding a heavy armored vehicle to rampage across other worlds; Taking on immortals and Buddhas with a Gundam police robot and Godzilla... I got myself a Stat System, and from then on, I put every point into defense! What can I say? I'm afraid of pain! The Great Golden Immortals in other worlds are all vicious, and every one of them knows the Great Heavenly Dragon technique. They hold little meetings every day to figure out how to break th 5.1kReads8.6Score500Shelves

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    Book 1: The system is unethical, and the protagonist is even more unethical; he's either causing trouble or on his way to cause trouble. Book 2: Unkillable, impossible to kill! This damned defense is driving the enemy crazy! (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) Book 3: Protagonist: "System, I'm out of top-grade spiritual roots, can you get me some?" System: "No problem, I'll snatch them for you right now." From then on, the system is either robbing resources or on its way to robbing resources. And the protagonist? Book 4: Super silly skills: 1: Guards, protect me! 2: Dad's here! 3: One sword opens the butt door! ಥ_ಥ The enemies are driven crazy! _(´ཀ`" ∠)_ Friendly Reminder: 1. Don't read this while eating, I'm afraid you'll spit out your food. 2. Don't read this while sleeping at night, I'm afraid your family will knock on the door and scold you for laughing so loudly in the middle of the night.

27. 27 无 Unlimited Power-Ups! A Supreme Martial Soul Slays the Myriad Worlds from the Start 无限强化！开局至尊武魂镇杀诸天 Dreaming of Deer and Clouds得鹿梦云Urban1.0M WordsCompleted A new book's rating isn't a reliable guide, but this has the potential to be a five-star hit! At the martial arts exam, his martial soul awakened: Common Grade! Hong Qitian, the top student in the culture courses, became the laughingstock of the entire school. “A top student? A useless martial soul is good for nothing!” Amid the jeers, his System awakened! Three supreme martial souls descended with a thunderous roar: The Ruyi Golden-Hooped Rod, which can shatter the stars with a single strike! T 2.2kReads7.7Score231Shelves
28. 28 跑 Keep Running: An Anger-Inducing System from the Start, Bai Lu Loses It 跑男：开局气人系统，白露破防了 Crayon Little Brother蜡笔小兄弟Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Bai Lu] + [Meng Ziyi] + [Keep Running] + [Haha Farmer] + [Let's Set Off Now] + [50 Kilometers Taohuawu] + [Song-Stealing Genre + Comedy Genre] When Lu Yun wakes up, he has transmigrated to a parallel world and awakened a God-Tier Annoying People System. Lu Yun: "Bai Lu, could you help me have a child?" Bai Lu: "What? I thought we were bros." Lu Yun: "I just want to use a child to preserve our friendship." Sha Yi: "Sunflower Acupoint-Sealing Hand!" Lu Yun: "Golden Bell Shield and Iron Shirt!" Sh 13kReads8.1Score679Shelves

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    ① Super hilarious 😂; The main character is brought onto a variety show by Bai Lu, resulting in non-stop laughs, especially this part: "Bai Lu, can you help me have a child?" Bai Lu: "What? I treat you like a brother." The male lead: I just want to use a child to maintain our relationship! Seriously hilarious 😂 I can't live anymore!!

29. 29 疯 Crazy Male Lead, Don't Be Afraid. I'm Just a Plain Old Pervert 疯批男主别害怕，我只是单纯变态 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance569k WordsCompleted [A print edition has been signed for publication] [Pure-hearted yet truly deranged male lead x fake psychopath female lead who does everything to survive] [From universally hated to universally adored * brothers’ road to redemption * both are virgins] Xiang Fengyu transmigrates into a book as the short-lived fiancée of a deranged male lead. From the start, she’s in danger of being killed after spotting a bloodstained shirt under his bed. She plans to use her golden finger, her knowledge of the p 21.3kReads9.5Score3.1kShelves
30. 30 叫 I Told You to Die, Not to Pull a Stunt 叫你送死，没让你整活 Qing Chen青沉Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted [Goofy]+ [Lighthearted]+ [Exploit system bugs]+ [Milk the system]+ [Wild imagination] Fang Chen has barely transmigrated to another world when he learns that he has agreed to a fight to the death with a chosen one whose engagement was just broken off. He’s already trembling with fear. His System awakens, and he thinks his savior has arrived. But the System’s very first mission tells Fang Chen to raise his cultivation, give it everything he’s got, bring out the chosen one’s potential, and then di 91.3kReads9.2Score9.7kShelves

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    🌸🌸🌸🌸Super hilarious, hahaha😍😍😍😍So good, highly recommended🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺 Fang Chen had just transmigrated to another world when he learned he had just made a life-or-death duel with the chosen one whose engagement had been broken off, and he was trembling with fear. Then the system awakened, and he thought his savior had arrived. But the system's first task was to have Fang Chen increase his cultivation, unleash his full potential, and ultimately die in the life-or-death duel.

31. 31 重 Reborn as a Tree, I Awaken Ten Superpowers by Acting Cute 重生成树，靠撒娇觉醒十大超异能 Dreaming of Deer and Clouds得鹿梦云Urban120k WordsOngoing Others transmigrate and start by breaking off an engagement and slapping faces. Mo Wentian transmigrates and takes root in the back hills as a crooked tree. The System gives him no cultivation manual or pills, only one daily command: act cute. He acts cute for the wind and gets frozen bald. He acts cute for a wild cat and gets peed on. Only after a beast tide swallows thirty thousand mutated beasts does the System finally get generous: an SSS ability and a powerful body, all yours. His body ha —Reads6.3Score—Shelves
32. 32 厨 The God of Cooking and the Demon Beasts: Oh No, We're the Ingredients! 厨神，妖兽：不好，我们成食材了 Jiu Yu九语Eastern Fantasy6.8M WordsOngoing A chef transmigrates to a fantasy world and awakens the strongest Chef God System. Whenever someone praises a dish he makes, his talent, physique, and insight improve. Well, this is an instant takeoff. What's more, his dishes have special effects: they can strengthen the body, nourish one's health, and clear away hidden injuries… The entire sect goes wild. From the Ancestor, Supreme Elders, and Sect Master to the servant disciples, everyone goes crazy for a taste. The Sect Master say 67.1kReads9.1Score4.7kShelves

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    Li Ke, who transmigrated to the Zhenguan era of the Tang Dynasty, initially intended to use his charismatic salesman skills to brainwash a loyal following and live a quiet, unassuming life as a prince. However, eight years later, he discovered he had brought with him an entire national strategic reserve warehouse. Thus, Li Ke completely let loose, determined to be a fearless and carefree prince! First, he'd create a newspaper to build his reputation. Then, he'd establish an ironworks, controlling the Tang Dynasty's steel production and robbing the powerful families of their wealth. Next, he'd secure benefits for the artisans and soldiers, uniting everyone he could. When the cunning Changsun Emperor tried to target Li Ke, he discovered that everyone outside the court was under Li Ke's control. Just when Li Ke had everything under control and could finally enjoy his freedom, Emperor Taizong said, "Ke'er, I've already made you Crown Prince." Li Ke: "..." No way! He wouldn't even be an emperor like that. (New books: "I, Chongzhen: Seeking Li Zicheng's Rebellion" and "Global Gods: Behind Me Stands Qin Shi Huang and Emperor Wu of Han")

33. 33 我 My Future CEO Self Can Read Minds. What's the Big Deal? 我未来霸总，会点读心术怎么了？ Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance261k WordsCompleted This is a female-oriented novel!!! [An outwardly aloof, gentlemanly male lead who’s a complainer on the inside x a beautiful, poker-faced female lead who’s actually a goofball] When people transmigrate into a book, they usually become either a wicked supporting character or a pretty extra. Shi Liaoliao transmigrates into a book as the male lead’s personal servant. “It’s been so long since I’ve seen the young master smile so happily.” “This is the first time the young master has brought a woman h 11.9kReads9.4Score1.7kShelves
34. 34 婚 He Gave the Wedding Ring to a Dog! She Joined a Hate-Fest Show and Punched the Internet in the Face 婚戒送狗！她转头上恨综肘击全网 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Super-sweet 1v1 + silly humor and memes + variety show] A variety show called The Haters Rule the World appears out of nowhere. It invites three celebrities hated across the internet, along with their haters, to take part. Any celebrity who fails on the show will be blacklisted for three years. The director calls this test of pure hatred between celebrities and their haters the Hate Show. - Chi Qiuli is the adopted daughter of the wealthy Huo family. Everyone thinks she's a resource-backed 74.8kReads9.3Score8.5kShelves
35. 35 网 Online Game: I'm the Only One Who Can See Hidden Information 网游：只有我能看到隐藏信息 Moonlight Old Rascal明月老贼Sports2.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy + Memes + Playing It Safe + Old-School Passion + SSS-Rank Talent = ???] Ye Bai awakens an SSS-rank talent, bears the name Asura, embarks on the path to invincibility, and forges himself into the strongest of all! (Crossed out) This is a funny story about a group of people saving the world. Nightmare: “Tell me, do you have nightmares?” Wuhen: “You’re so cocky. Did you ask my sword first?” Xiaoyao: “How boring.” Asura: “In a century filled with great figures, only Nightmare, Wuhen, X 86.9kReads9.3Score6.4kShelves

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    📚📚📚📚Super hilarious, you won't be able to stop laughing🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹Super addictive, highly recommended🔥🔥🔥🔥 [Host, confess your love to someone of the opposite sex within thirty seconds. Failure will result in immediate death!] Left with no other choice, Su Jiang confessed to the class beauty, An Rou, in front of the entire class. Su Jiang: "An Rou, I like you. Can we date?" An Rou: "What do you like about me?" Su Jiang: "Uh... Your legs are very white." An Rou sneered: "Heh."

36. 36 谁 Who Put a Celebrity in My Trunk? 谁往我车后备箱塞了个女明星？ Huimin, the Chicken-Raising King惠民养鸡王Urban1.1M WordsCompleted One day, Xu Mo was getting off work as usual when he heard a noise coming from the trunk. He opened it and took a look. A famous actress had been tossed into the trunk, bound hand and foot! What he didn’t know was that countless cameras were pointed at him. This was a brand-new kind of show. The first ordinary person selected was caught in less than an hour. But once Xu Mo was chosen, things started to take a different turn. “Holy crap, that’s not how the script goes! Xu Mo is way too intense. H 29.5kReads8.4Score2.2kShelves

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    ❗️❗️①Super hilarious, I laughed until my stomach hurt🤣, the protagonist opened the trunk, and the female celebrity was found tied up and thrown into the trunk by the production crew. The protagonist was unaware of this and all sorts of bizarre actions were taken, revealing his true nature. The female celebrity was so scared that she cried.

37. 37 入 After Ten Years in Prison, Who'd Still Risk Their Neck to Help a Stranger? 入狱十年，谁还见义勇为啊 Nine-Flower Evaporated Milk九花淡奶Urban3.1M WordsCompleted He’d done the right thing by standing up for someone, yet the school beauty’s family framed him for murder. After ten years in prison, Cao Kun returned to the night that had changed his fate, carrying with him countless secrets about their crimes. When he saw the school beauty’s mother being dragged into an alley again by three thugs, Cao Kun didn’t pick up a brick this time. He quietly pulled out his phone and started recording. “Madam, I wanted to be a good person too. You forced me into this… 107.8kReads8.9Score10.9kShelves
38. 38 我 I Get Stronger Whenever I'm Called On 我被点名就变强 Gray Tracks灰色轨迹Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Comedy + scheming + tycoon] One day, the rebellious Fang Qimai got a special System. Whenever someone called on him, he could receive a reward from them. Ding! Your math teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering Olympiad Math. Ding! Your rich classmate called on you. Character unlocked: Billionaire Dad. Ding! Your PE teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering English Grammar. Wait a minute... Did something weird just sneak in there...? 15.6kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
39. 39 她 She Goes Crazy, He Has Her Back: No One Dares Cross Them on the Dating Show 她发疯，他兜底，恋综谁都惹不起 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [1v1, ultra-sweet + hilarious + showbiz + transmigrate into a book + face-slapping] [Hilarious sweetie celebrity vs. all-around movie star who plays the pig to eat the tiger] Right after transmigrating into a book, Shi Er'er is ordered by a scumbag to pole dance on a livestream watched by a million people. Shi Er'er yanks the pole out of the ground and performs a whole staff routine, then knocks the scumbag out with two hard blows. The comments go wild: "That's badass!!!" When the scumbag tries 33.6kReads9.5Score5.4kShelves
40. 40 精 When the Mental Patient Shows Up, Even the Ghosts Don’t Know What to Do 精神病一来，给鬼整不会了都 Elephant Takes On Bear大象怼狗熊Urban556k WordsCompleted Qin Chu became the top celebrity at Mancang City Mental Hospital thanks to an achievement no other patient could match: he peed on the city’s largest transformer, causing a citywide blackout that lasted two days. He was practically cooked by the electricity, yet somehow came out just fine. 2.9kReads8.6Score305Shelves

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    The first book is hilarious; I laughed myself to death in bed in the middle of the night, and it's not angsty at all. The protagonist is an orphan who becomes a professional simp, has no feelings for his clients, and is a master of time management, spending every week serving a different client. Then, when the contract expires in June, the protagonist runs away, and the clients come after him! [Heart emoji][thumbs up emoji] The second book is about a mental patient. At the beginning, he accidentally pees on a national power line and electrocutes himself. Later, he ends up in a mental hospital. It's written according to the thinking of a mentally ill person; I almost died laughing when I read it.

41. 41 世 Everyone Avoids the Troublemaking Girls, but I Take Them All In 世人皆避精神小妹我尽数收留 Mo Mi莫羋Urban400k WordsOngoing Spiritual little sisters, yoga pants: which one can make you stop in your tracks? ...Stop looking, this is the one! To give everyone a good show, I spent 6,000 yuan to live with a spiritual little sister for a month, together around the clock. What? You say that's still not enough? Then how about adding a System, too!? Gu Xingchen transmigrates back ten years and uses his System to turn his life around. Every spiritual little sister in the county follows him... Their world is on guard against th 44.1kReads6.1Score2.8kShelves

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    The first book has been adapted into a comic book series. It's a super satisfying harem story with multiple female leads, which I personally enjoy. It's packed with exciting and satisfying moments... The second book is a tragic romance novel that's already finished. You can read it without worry. See how the female lead escapes from a park in northern Myanmar.

42. 42 女 Women, Don't Go to Northern Myanmar. There's No One There. 女人不要去缅北那里没有人 Mo Mi莫羋Urban323k WordsCompleted The world is beautiful. I won't be coming back in my next life. Bailu (a pseudonym) said something after returning from northern Myanmar that I still can't forget. She said: "When Heaven was taking me apart, it got the balance just right. Any harder, and I'd have died. Any gentler, and I might have had a decent life." My so-called best friend tricked me into going to northern Myanmar. That's when I learned that women here aren't even treated as human beings. Beatings, imprisonment, being drained 21kReads7.4Score1.2kShelves
43. 43 前 After My Ex-Boyfriend Went Viral with His Long Post, I Quickly Started a Livestream Shop 前男友靠小作文爆火后，我迅速开了个带货直播间 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted After My Ex-Boyfriend Went Viral with a Long Post, I Quickly Started a Livestream Shop 17Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Funny!!!!

44. 44 三 Three Kingdoms: He Can Punch with Ten Thousand Jin of Force, and You Call Him a Civil Official? 三国：一拳万斤力你管他叫文官？ Flower-Faced Little Kite花颜小风筝Historical2.4M WordsCompleted [Three Kingdoms] [Invincible] [Hilarious] [Farming] [Schemer] He transmigrates into the Three Kingdoms era as an officer under Dong Zhuo and awakens with the strength to lift ten thousand jin from the start. He only wanted to survive the troubled times, but his mindset changes. A true man lives between Heaven and Earth. How can he remain beneath others forever? When eighteen warlords unite to campaign against Dong Zhuo, Su Yun decides to stop keeping a low profile. With a hundred cavalrymen, he 43.6kReads9.2Score3.9kShelves

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    [Pouting][Shy] This book is a 9.9 Masterpiece by Tomato. I stumbled upon it by chance, and seriously, it's amazing! It's so funny, it's simply a masterpiece. I stay up all night reading it every day, and I can't get enough of it. It's just too good.

45. 45 大 Great Ming: I Transmigrate as the Chongzhen Emperor, Starting with a Rope 大明：穿越崇祯帝，开局一根绳 An Illiterate Writes a Novel文盲写小说Historical2.8M WordsCompleted [No System + Political Intrigue + Ensemble Cast + Ruthless Combat + War] Good news: Zhu Lian transmigrated and became Zhu Youjian, the Chongzhen Emperor of the Ming dynasty. Bad news: It was the tenth day of the third month of Chongzhen’s seventeenth year, just seven days before Li Zicheng’s rebels stormed the outer city. The Ming dynasty was already on the brink of collapse, in grave danger. The Jurchens threatened from the north, rebels from the west, with one natural disaster after another an 60.3kReads9.3Score6.3kShelves
46. 46 三 Three Terrible Fortune Sticks? This Daoist Will Defy Heaven and Change Your Fate! 三次下下签？贫道替你逆天改命！ Water Is Blue水是蓝色的Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy + Meme references + Satisfying power fantasy] Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, invited to take part in a livestreamed variety show. Visitor: “Reverend, I can’t get over her. What should I do?” Fang Yang: “She’s bad luck for you!” Visitor: “Reverend, I found a huge tomb. Want to come with me?” Fang Yang: “No. I can’t handle those mechanisms.” Visitor: “What mechanisms?” Fang Yang: “The public security authorities!” Visitor: “Reverend, a 44.4kReads8.9Score3.7kShelves

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    🎋🎋🎋It's hilarious, so funny! A visitor says, "Master, I've found a huge tomb, wanna come along?" The protagonist replies, "No, I can't handle those traps." The visitor asks, "What traps?" The protagonist responds, "The police! 🤣"

47. 47 嘉 Jiahao Gets Stronger? Sword Dancing in the Rain on the Field to Open Heaven's Gate 嘉豪就变强？操场雨中舞剑开天门 Fallen Leaf Blade落叶之刃Urban995k WordsOngoing [The animated adaptation premieres exclusively on Hongguo.] + [Jiahao? Swordmaster!!] + [Invincible] + [The King of Flexing] Lu Ming transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens a System at the age of eighteen, believing he is about to reach the pinnacle of life. Instead, what he awakens is actually the Jiahao Ascension System. Thus begins Lu Ming's Jiahao-style operation. "Are you really not going to avenge the grudge from ten years ago?" "Didn't they say Jiahao refreshes on the field? I've wa 111.1kReads8.4Score23.9kShelves

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    How about giving this a try? It's absolutely divine! The more you read, the more captivating it becomes! Every beginning and character introduction is intricately connected by a powerful causal system. I highly recommend this isekai (another world) novel to my family—a truly amazing read. The thrilling plot, logically sound plot twists, and exquisite aesthetics make it an absolute must-read this year.

48. 48 道 Emotional Blackmail? Please, I Don't Even Have a Conscience 道德绑架？笑死，我根本没有好吗 Bao Yi Si A报一丝啊Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Short drama, comic drama, and audiobook adaptations are all available, with up to 800,000 readers] [Fighting moral blackmail + outlaw + no self-sacrificing saint + scheming + immensely satisfying] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Bei faces moral blackmail on a high-speed train from the start. Pregnant woman: “I’m pregnant! You have to give me your seat!” Lin Bei: “If you have a problem, take it up with whoever caused it. The baby you’re carrying isn’t mine, so why should I give up 63.4kReads8.7Score6kShelves

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    Hilarious! Highly recommend! 🍺🍺🍺🍺 "I've been single for over 20 years, even PhD students are single. Finding a partner isn't that easy." "You can't just pick one up off the street, can you?" Hearing this, Fang Yang paused, stopped what he was doing, and replied calmly, "Do you know why you can't find a partner?" "Huh? Why?" "Because between making money and finding a partner, you chose to be funny!" "Because between escaping poverty and finding a partner, you chose to lose your hair!" "Because between shining and radiating heat, you chose to be crazy!" "Because between being rich and talented, you chose to be sick!"

49. 49 重EN Too Many Reborn Heroes? Time to Bring in the Government 重生者太密集？我带国家队下场 Bian Lu边鹿Sci-Fi & Apocalypse758k WordsCompleted (A feel-good power fantasy, with a beautiful, badass heroine who confiscates golden fingers) “Sheng is the boss around here. She's ruthless and doesn't waste words. Cross her, and she'll take you down!” In the year 2323 of the Star Era, the apocalypse is about to begin. Some people awaken their powers early, while reborn people are already making their moves… As the head of a new department, Sheng An is responsible for recruiting and leading all the powered and reborn individuals, preparing for 124.2kReads9.7Score17.6kShelves
50. 50 恋 Dating Show: I Became a Top-Tier Star by Being Shameless 恋综：缺德的我成为了顶流 Feng Qian Eats Sweet Potatoes风浅吃地瓜Urban1.4M WordsCompleted The short drama adapted from this book, Dating Show Scene-Stealer: The Top-Tier Star Can't Handle It, is now streaming, premiering on Red Fruit!! [Absurd comedy] + [Dating Show] + [Ten years of driving experience] Chen Su joined a Dating Show, thinking the director had picked him for his good looks. He didn't realize it was because he was such a weirdo. From the moment he agreed to join, the whole show descended into chaos. # The guests wrote their names down to be assigned into pairs. The femal 16.9kReads8.7Score1.2kShelves

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