Slay the Gods: I’m a Water-Spirited River God, You Know

Name: Slay the Gods: I’m a Water-Spirited River God, You Know
Author: Flying Cat

斩神：人家是水灵灵的河神哟

by Flying Cat (崩飞猫)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 1.6M Words
Genre: Male-Channel Fanfiction
Updated: 1d ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Slaying the Gods + roleplay + River God + conceptual deity + goofy humor + stealing the spotlight + near-invincible + shamelessly unbothered]

[The highest-rated Slaying the Gods fanfic.

He Fan transmigrates into the world of Slaying the Gods.

The bad news: He runs into a Faceless and nearly bites the dust.

The good news: He awakens the [God-Tier Roleplay System].

From the start, he plays the River God.

Once his roleplay reaches certain milestones, he can gain some of the River God’s abilities.

With a background in acting, He Fan gets into character in a heartbeat and aggressively steals the protagonist’s spotlight.

[Current role: River God]

[Innate Divine Ruins: God in charge of rivers]

[1% ability: Spell, Gather Water into a River]

[5% ability: Divine Ruins, Gold, Silver, X. Who knows what you’ll fish out of the river?]

[10% ability: Conceptual divine power, In the River. If you think it belongs in the river, then it does.]

[20% ability: Summon, Noah]

[50% ability: Forbidden spell, You Can’t Wash Yourself Clean Even in the Yellow River]

[90% ability: Divine Ruins, Ruler of the Milky Way]

[100% ability...]

On a night of torrential rain, Zhao Kongcheng’s blade is knocked from his hand by the Faceless King. Just as he’s about to make his final stand...

Ψ(￣∀￣)Ψ: “Young Zhao Kongcheng, did you drop this golden blade? Or this silver blade? Or this free-to-claim, peerlessly powerful, 9,999-damage Dragon-Slaying Saber, the one made for bros who want to go chop up the Faceless King?”

Zhao Kongcheng: “...”

One day, night falls and the gods descend.

But suddenly, the Milky Way pours down from the heavens, using a sea of stars to defend Great Xia!

Ψ(￣∀￣)Ψ: “That scared the life out of me! This is Great Xia’s protective Milky Way. Even gods can drown in it~”

Other names

Slay the Gods: The River God Is a Conceptual God Too?斩神：河神也是概念神呀？Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

832Chapters

39.5kReads · 30 days

4.3MReads · all time

5.3kShelf adds, last 14 days

9.3Score

3 ch/weekPace

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Keep up the good work, author! 💪 It's very interesting. The protagonist's personality and appearance are similar to the River God from the 100,000 Cold Jokes series 😂. The author hasn't changed the original characters' personalities and behaviors in the original story, which makes it very comfortable to read without any sense of disconnect.
320 likes2y ago
This book is really good! I found it after watching Jiu Yao Wan's video. I really like He Fan 🥰 His interactions with the original protagonist, Lin Qi Ye, are also very fun (allow me to secretly ship them).
300 likes1y ago
Great reviews! The main character is so cute! He Fan, you're like a sea salt-flavored little cake (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤. The main character has a warm-hearted yet cheeky personality; he's usually a bit of a goofball, but he's really there for the action! He and Qi Ye are such a great couple! Cangnan Twins God 99 I've finished reading the "God Blessing Mountains and Seas" chapter!
92 likes7mo ago
No way! It's so good-looking! The character design seems to be borrowed from "100,000 Whys," but these adorably quirky characters are really fun, funny, and interesting! The only downside is that there aren't many chapters; I saw the latest one so quickly. Please update faster! 😢😢 [Please update more!][Please update more!]
74 likes2y ago
I've been reading this for a while now; it's hilarious and has a cheerful atmosphere. The main character is also somewhat abstract, giving you a feeling that it's not particularly angsty. I really like this book; it soothes some lingering regrets. I recommend it. If you like comedy, you should check it out. It'll make you happy when you have some free time.
71 likes1y ago
I haven't read such a crazy fanfic about Godslayer in ages! 😂 The protagonist is hilarious! 😂 Anything I deem reasonable belongs to the River God, and everything in the River God's domain is under my jurisdiction! 😏 The Milky Way belongs to the River God, the Milky Way Galaxy belongs to the River God, Lin Qiye belongs to the River God, so the Fifth Universe belongs to the River God too! 😏
62 likes1y ago
The humorous novel also has some subtle biting jabs mixed in, which is quite good. There are definitely some sharp points, but you get used to them as you read on, since you're laughing so much that you've already forgotten where the jabs were. 🤦
57 likes2y ago
This is hilarious! I'm dying of laughter, even though it's the middle of the night, I dare not laugh out loud. I love the River God's character so much; he speaks in such a slow, leisurely way, yet he's infuriatingly irritating! Hahaha, I love it! I adore it! 🥰🥰
45 likes1y ago
This is a really good fanfiction about Godslayer. It has its own plot and pacing, and the story is interesting and vivid (though it follows a formula). I personally think this book deserves more than a 9.4 Rating; I just really like this novel.
41 likes1y ago
I just read 20 chapters, and it's quite good. I also like the River God setting. I checked the comments section, and someone mentioned that the original protagonist's highlights were weakened! I haven't read that far yet, but we write fanfiction because we like it, and we hope the original protagonist won't be hidden. Multi-protagonist ensemble stories are actually quite good.
33 likes1y ago