If You Don’t Laugh Within 30 Chapters, I’ll Eat My Words 书荒的进来，30章内你不笑算我输

1. 51 让 You Were Asked to Pick a Lock, Yet You Earned a First-Class National Merit 让你开个门锁，你开出国家一等功 Proud and Aloof孤傲不群Urban412k WordsCompleted [Everyday twists + no female lead + absurd, hilarious story] Li Luo is an ordinary locksmith, though this line of work has a way of getting him thrown into a detention center. After getting out, he found that business at his locksmith shop had taken a nosedive. After all, he'd inexplicably been out of action for more than half a month, so some customers probably thought he'd shut down for good. To keep the shop running smoothly, Li Luo decided to start a livestream for his locksmith business. Th 9Reads5.8Score—14d adds

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   It's still good.

2. 52 骑 Delivery Rider, Where’s My Takeout? It’s in Prison. Please 骑手我外卖在哪？外卖在牢里，请 A Xi Little Cannon阿熙小炮Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Short drama adaptation released] [Livestream antics] [Lighthearted comedy] [So funny I’m laughing my ass off] Jiang Chen transmigrated to a parallel world and joined a reality show. By random draw, he got a job as a food delivery rider. Carrying two boxes of [everyday umbrellas], Jiang Chen knocked on a customer’s door. Female customer: “You’re late! Because you’re late, my place reeks of flowers!” Jiang Chen gave it a careful sniff. “Nice!” Female customer: “No discussion. I’m filing a complai 10.8kReads8.8Score1k14d adds
3. 53 重 Reborn, I Won’t Let Anyone Bully My Guard 重生后，谁都不能欺负我的侍卫 Little Bee Carries a Tyrannosaurus Rex小蜜蜂扛起霸王龙9k WordsCompleted After Being Reborn, No One Can Bully My Guard 1Reads—Score—14d adds
4. 54 黑 A Review of Their Dark Past, Driving the Ultramen Mad 黑历史盘点，奥特战士们都疯了 Desert Saber沙漠宝刀Anime Fanfiction228k WordsCompleted On this day, the entire Ultra Universe was thrown into chaos. A huge screen appeared before everyone and began counting down the Land of Light's dark history. Chibi Instructor Taro running from monsters! Zoffy battling the volcanic monster bird Birdon! Leo rowing a balloon? The Snow Woman dismembering Ultraman Jack! … The famous Ultra Warriors in the videos were overcome with embarrassment and emotion as they watched their own past blunders. Even the Land of Light's deepest secrets were laid ba 2.4kReads8.5Score17314d adds
5. 55 天 The Cat-Cat Star from Above 天降喵喵星 Little Bee Carries a Tyrannosaurus Rex小蜜蜂扛起霸王龙27k WordsCompleted A Cat Star Falls from the Sky —Reads—Score—14d adds
6. 56 你 Hello, I'm Blazar. You're About to Die 你好，我叫布莱泽，马上你就要死 Old Fengmo老逢魔Anime Fanfiction2.2M WordsCompleted [Ultraman Fiction + Villainous Apocalypse + Land of Light + Proud Heir to the Meat-Ripping Factory Spirit + Tokusatsu + I'm Gonna Eat, Eat, Eat, Eat + Purebred M421 Hunter] He transmigrates into Blazar, but a black hole's distortion sends him to the Land of Light, where he is assigned to the Space Prison as a warden. The most heinous aliens in the entire universe are imprisoned here. But what Blazar never expected was to obtain a "Synthesis System"! Synthesis System: For every five monsters, ali 3.6kReads8.8Score44914d adds
7. 57 诸 The Gods Bow Low, While the Wind God Shines Alone 诸神折腰，风神独美 Little Bee Carries a Tyrannosaurus Rex小蜜蜂扛起霸王龙14k WordsCompleted The Gods Bow, but the Wind God Stands Alone 1Reads—Score—14d adds
8. 58 假 The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script and Lazily Gives Up 假千金手撕剧本，沙雕摆烂躺麻了 Li Yaoyao梨窈窈Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The short drama, The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script, is now streaming [Showbiz + absurd humor and memes + everyone’s favorite + wild imagination + gossip + going off the rails] Chi Qian failed her tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover she was the villainous fake heiress in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real heiress came back, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family home. A broken engagement, a wave of online hate, and a grueso 125.9kReads9.6Score13.5k14d adds
9. 59 天 Heaven Has Granted Me a Powerful Minister for a Husband 天官赐我权臣夫 Little Bee Carries a Tyrannosaurus Rex小蜜蜂扛起霸王龙Ancient Romance299k WordsCompleted To clear her family’s name and enter the Imperial Astronomical Bureau, Fang Qinyu, daughter of a disgraced official, carefully plots her way into marriage with Qu Xinan, a Vice Minister of Rites who fell in love with her at first sight. She intends to use marriage as a stepping stone, unaware that her cool calculations will soon be met with a battle of devotion. 1Reads—Score—14d adds
10. 60 穿 Reborn as the Older Sister of a Tragic Romance Heroine, I Keep My Crazy in Check 穿成虐文女主她姐，姐稳定发疯 Mei Qianxun梅千寻Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Jiang Wan knew she was dead. She knew she’d transmigrated, too. But she had no idea where she’d ended up. Still, judging by her current surroundings, this trip had probably gone badly. There was a good chance that wretched poverty would have her in its grip again. “Being a wage slave is miserable, but it doesn’t make me an idiot. Who wants to come to this dump of an ancient world? Not me!” “Ribbit!” “Frog bro, you think this place sucks too, don’t you?” Jiang Wan stared at her bizarre reflection 41.6kReads9.2Score5.5k14d adds

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    Don't be fooled by the name, the female lead is hilarious.

11. 61 你 What Are You Jealous About? 你醋什么？ Little Bee Carries a Tyrannosaurus Rex小蜜蜂扛起霸王龙16k WordsCompleted What Are You Jealous About? —Reads—Score—14d adds
12. 62 张 Zhang Sangou’s Get-Rich Journal 张三狗发财笔记 Wandering Immortal of the Northern Mountain北山浪荡仙Urban2.7M WordsCompleted A comedy novel with absolutely no pretensions. A poor boy from the mountains refuses to settle for an ordinary life and ventures out into the world, carving out a place for himself through his own efforts. The cast of bizarre characters will have you laughing out loud. It gets more and more exciting as it goes. San Gou grows more mature and more cunning, with more and more schemes brewing in his head. In the end, he makes it! He becomes a billionaire. His journey is a whirlwind of chaos and laug 60.8kReads8.7Score6.4k14d adds

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    The elderly neighbor, who was partially paralyzed, laughed so hard after reading the book that he suddenly darted out of the house.

13. 63 她 Her Camera Tells a Story 她的镜头会说话 Little Bee Carries a Tyrannosaurus Rex小蜜蜂扛起霸王龙Modern Romance120k WordsCompleted My new work is here! You're welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! —Reads—Score—14d adds
14. 64 重 Reborn as a Simpleton, I Became a Billionaire by Collecting Scrap 重生二傻子，靠收破烂成亿万富豪 Wandering Immortal of the Northern Mountain北山浪荡仙Urban444k WordsCompleted A ninety-three-year-old man from another timeline transmigrates to 1982. His soul takes up residence in the body of a high school student nicknamed Ersha, or “Second Fool.” The student is known as the king of repeaters. At twenty-three, he is still in high school. The original owner of the body, Wu Dazhi, was nicknamed Gouzi as a child. Despite his towering build and weight of over two hundred pounds, he was timid by nature and afraid of trouble. People bullied him constantly, but he never dared 11.3kReads6.3Score91614d adds
15. 65 什 What Do You Mean, Wicked Heiress? That’s How We’ll Always Love Her 什么恶毒千金，那是我们永远爱她的心 Little Bee Carries a Tyrannosaurus Rex小蜜蜂扛起霸王龙39k WordsCompleted What do you mean, wicked heiress? That's the heart that will always love her. —Reads—Score—14d adds
16. 66 震 Shocking! The Demon Lord Is Actually My Mom? Time to Slack Off! 震惊！魔尊竟是我老妈，开摆咯！ Enforcer No. 007007号执法者Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a fantasy world, Lu Nianli became the heir to the Prince of Zhenbei of the Dafeng Dynasty. Born with a useless body and unable to cultivate, he was forced to become the dynasty’s number one wastrel, and obtained a Slacking Off System. As long as he slacks off, he can earn rewards: the world’s foremost intelligence agency, the All-Knowing Hall; the peerless assassins, the Six Sword Servants; the legendary sword, Heaven’s Question; the Snow Dragon Cavalry, renowned across 81.3kReads9.0Score10.9k14d adds

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    It's been a long time since a fantasy novel has captivated me, these two are absolutely amazing! They kept me up for days! [Top Post][Top Post][Top Post][Top Post] "Lu Nianli, the sun's high in the sky, why aren't you up?" An angry roar echoed throughout the Zhenbei Prince's residence, startling Lu Nianli awake from her deep sleep in her bedroom. She opened her eyes. Before her were four faces, each with its own unique charm. "Spring Rain, Summer Cicada, Autumn Leaf, Winter Snow, good morning."

17. 67 转 Born to Make Them Laugh 转笑生 Little Bee Carries a Tyrannosaurus Rex小蜜蜂扛起霸王龙13k WordsCompleted Turn to Laughter —Reads—Score—14d adds
18. 68 谁EN Who Taught Him to Cultivate Like This? 谁教他这么修仙的？ Ling Duoqing令多情Eastern Fantasy4.5M WordsCompleted [Blue Star, evil cultivators, no harem, invincible protagonist, comedy, goofball humor, transmigration. If that bothers you, don't read.] [An established author’s new book, backed by twenty million characters of experience. I like setting up plot threads, so if something seems unreasonable, give it a few chapters.] A new disciple who had just joined the sect rushed in, panicking: “Master, this is terrible! Big Brother robbed someone!” “Don’t make such a fuss. Your senior brother is securing bene 92.2kReads8.8Score8.5k14d adds
19. 69 小 The Little Sunshine Is Selfish and Sharp-Tongued 小太阳她自私又毒舌 Little Bee Carries a Tyrannosaurus Rex小蜜蜂扛起霸王龙9k WordsCompleted The Little Sun Is Selfish and Sharp-Tongued 1Reads—Score—14d adds
20. 70 假 The Fake Heiress Fears Nothing: This Taotie Just Keeps Eating 假千金无所畏惧，本饕餮哐哐干饭 Seafood Treasure by the Shore海边蟹黄宝Modern Romance381k WordsCompleted A baby's cry rings out in the delivery room, and a cold breeze brushes Tao Cici's face. Pixiu and Bixie are fighting when one of them kicks the little Taotie, quietly enjoying her meal nearby, straight into a human woman's belly. Thankfully, after she's born, her parents dote on her and her older brother spoils her. Aside from eating and drinking every day, the little Taotie has never done anything useful. She only goes home to pick up some homework she forgot, but overhears a shocking truth com 12.2kReads9.2Score1.5k14d adds
21. 71 今 Working Overtime Again Today to Stop the Universe from Going Crazy 今天也在努力加班阻止宇宙发癫 Some Unknown Cultivation Fan某不知名修仙党Eastern Fantasy844k WordsCompleted Also known as: A Record of Cultivation Across the Multiverse. Fantasy + Sci-Fi + Wonder + Comedy; Exploration + Ensemble Cast + Everyday Life. Ji Wuxiu is a mediator for the Interuniversal Administration Bureau. His job used to be breaking up fights between the three great universes, but a disastrous teleportation accident sends him to a strange world of cultivation. Here, the Hehuan Sect is actually an orthodox sect, the little Saintess is a succubus, and his senior brother's flying sword hides 6Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Ji Wuxiu is a mediator at the Inter-Universe Administration Bureau, originally tasked with mediating between the three major universes. However, a disastrous teleportation accident transports him to a strange cultivation world—here, the Hehuan Sect is a prestigious and righteous sect, the young saintess is a succubus, and his senior brother's flying sword holds something extraordinary. Even more bizarrely, the composition of spiritual energy, the physiques of cultivators, and the methods of Core Formation are all quite different from what he knows about the cultivation world. Therefore, he decides to cultivate discreetly while secretly investigating the truth. Little does he know that he is gradually uncovering the deepest secret of this world—a shocking secret concerning the survival of the entire universe…

22. 72 道 Emotional Blackmail? Please, I Don't Even Have a Conscience 道德绑架？笑死，我根本没有好吗 Bao Yi Si A报一丝啊Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Short drama, comic drama, and audiobook adaptations are all available, with up to 800,000 readers] [Fighting moral blackmail + outlaw + no self-sacrificing saint + scheming + immensely satisfying] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Bei faces moral blackmail on a high-speed train from the start. Pregnant woman: “I’m pregnant! You have to give me your seat!” Lin Bei: “If you have a problem, take it up with whoever caused it. The baby you’re carrying isn’t mine, so why should I give up 64.3kReads8.7Score6.2k14d adds
23. 73 我 I'm a Celebrity, So Isn't It Only Natural That I Make This Tourist Attraction Go Viral? 我一个明星，带火景区很合理吧？ Urban Dad都市奶爸Urban511k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + livestream stunts + lighthearted comedy + a protagonist who pulls outrageous stunts] After transmigrating to a parallel world with a cultural gap, Chen Jiu becomes a minor celebrity struggling to stay afloat. As everyone knows, minor celebrities are treated worse than dogs. So, to make a living, Chen Jiu starts livestreaming stunts. At a promotional event for Yueyang Tower, he names his livestream “Little Chen the Scholar” and writes, “Do not rejoice in things, nor grieve for yourself 1.7kReads7.9Score10714d adds

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    [Heart] 1. This book made me laugh so hard I sprayed poop all over my bed, and my mom beat me up. The male lead in this book goes back to high school after graduating from university and backstabs his students. 👣👣

24. 74 让 I Asked You to Livestream Picking Up Junk, So Why Are You Cleaning Up a Battlefield? 让你直播捡破烂，你去打扫战场？ Update Beast猛更兽Urban2.0M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + sly trickster + livestreaming + sunny young man + professions + no female lead] Su Bai transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a contestant on an observational reality show. From the start, he draws the “scavenger” profession. Then he finds a wanted item from the Public Security Bureau in a street-side trash can. The whole show takes a turn. “My God, I’ve worked at a recycling center for years, and this is the first time I’ve found out there’s such a huge bomb buried in our ga 7.2kReads8.9Score1.1k14d adds
25. 75 别 Don't Call Me a Demon 别叫我恶魔 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban5.7M WordsCompleted [Qing Feng's new novel, This Player Has Something Wrong with His Head, is now serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] The sacred heavenly gates stand across the sky, while the demonic abyss of time and space lays waste to the human world. When twelve spirit springs burst from the earth, when the moon no longer belongs to humanity... Where will we go from here? A world of gods? A world of demons? No. This is a world that belongs to humanity! I will take up the crown no one else wou 174.6kReads9.4Score15.5k14d adds

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    Forget 30 chapters, if you don't laugh during the first chapter, I'll consider you amazing.

26. 76 兄 Bro, You Smell So Good: Surviving Day to Day at an All-Boys' School 兄弟你好香，在男校的苟活日常 Zi Qing Bo子青伯Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Original title: Bro, You Smell So Good: Surviving Day to Day at a Boys' School. Lighthearted comedy and everyday life + girl disguised as a boy + boys' school + friendship (well, actually, it got censored.) Xu Hao woke up one morning to find her world turned upside down. She's a girl, so why did she end up in a boy's body?! Luckily, one crucial feature is missing!!!! What now? Better keep her head down. 5kReads9.1Score46214d adds

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    30 Chapters is too much, so I started reading and it made me laugh [laughing and crying emojis] ...

27. 77 南 Southern Song, Northern Center 南宋北中 Zhong Hong仲弘Historical1.1M WordsCompleted From the start, two strangers who accidentally ended up together transmigrate with their bare bottoms exposed, covering themselves with leaves before getting stung in their most sensitive spots by hairy caterpillars. No System, no golden finger. They mainly rely on what they've learned online to make their way in the world, and the story wins on plot alone. Humorous and funny, with an emphasis on realism. 1.4kReads8.5Score14014d adds

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    The story begins with two naked men, forced to use leaves to cover themselves, and even getting stung by a caterpillar [laughs]. Their soap-making skills are weak and ineffective, and they dare not poison the treasury. After finally managing to make soap to present as a treasure, it gets stolen and eaten. There's a money-grubbing man 1 and a power-hungry man 2. A woman 1 who loves telling lewd jokes. A woman 2, beautiful and with a slingshot in hand, who has dreamed of being empress since childhood. The two male leads constantly ridicule and expose each other's shortcomings. No system, no cheat codes, just these two brothers using their wits, tricks, and hard work to survive. Humorous and funny, with a convoluted plot, striving for realism.

28. 78 叫 I Told You to Die, Not to Pull a Stunt 叫你送死，没让你整活 Qing Chen青沉Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted [Goofy]+ [Lighthearted]+ [Exploit system bugs]+ [Milk the system]+ [Wild imagination] Fang Chen has barely transmigrated to another world when he learns that he has agreed to a fight to the death with a chosen one whose engagement was just broken off. He’s already trembling with fear. His System awakens, and he thinks his savior has arrived. But the System’s very first mission tells Fang Chen to raise his cultivation, give it everything he’s got, bring out the chosen one’s potential, and then di 90.1kReads9.2Score9.8k14d adds

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    😍🥰😍If we're destined to meet, we will; if not, please follow and like! This mainly tells the story of Ye Feng, who transmigrates into an urban novel world and becomes a villainous, simply, rich, and handsome man. Not only does he mindlessly fawn over the female lead, Bai Susu, but he also gets his family destroyed by the male lead, Lin Yi. ... The window frames the snow-capped peaks of the Western Mountains, and the gate harbors ships from the distant Eastern Wu. 🥳🥳🥳

29. 79 时EN Time Stop from the Start, Even Evil Gods Have to Kneel Before Me! 时停起手，邪神也得给我跪下！ Six Gourds六个葫芦Urban2.7M WordsOngoing [Time Stop + Apocalypse + Superpowers + Arrogance + Forgetting Your Roots + Rejecting Inner Turmoil] Bai Ye transmigrated to the age of the Great Cataclysm, two hundred years in the future. This world was full of danger, its people were honest and simple, and mutated beasts ran rampant. But he wasn't worried. Because he could stop time for one minute every day. If he didn't use it today, he could save it up for tomorrow. When time across the world hit zero, he would be the only one who could mov 688.5kReads9.4Score49.1k14d adds

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    Both of them are quite nice.

30. 80 全 The Whole World Cultivates Fake Immortality, Except Me, an Ordinary Person 全球修假仙，只有我一个普通人 Mortal with a Brush凡人执笔Urban313k WordsCompleted [Unhinged Humor + No Logic + Turn Your Brain Off + No Heroine + Just Have Fun (The best stuff is in the comments. If you make it through 30 chapters without laughing, come fight me.)] One morning, everyone in the world wakes up and starts cultivating immortality. Someone claims to be a Kunlun cultivator, waving a jianbing and insisting it's the legendary Haotian Mirror, then tries to recruit Li Luo! Someone claims to be a Sword Immortal from Mount Shu, pulls out a skateboard, and insists on givi 557Reads7.2Score—14d adds

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    Have you ever seen the Ice Queen eat shit? If not, you've come to the right place! Have you ever smelled the stench emanating from the Barefoot Immortal? If not, then hurry up and click in to read this. You'll definitely laugh when you get to the chapter on Spirit Food! [Smirking][smirking]

31. 81 大 The Young Lady's Personal Trouble-Making Sidekick 大小姐的专属惹事跟班 Minotaur Warrior牛头人战士Urban1.6M WordsCompleted My name is Qin Luo, and I found myself inside an urban novel that combined every kind of Dragon King storyline. From the start, I got the “Strongest Lackey System.” The more lackey-like things I did, the stronger I became. What else could I do? I chose to become Su Muwan's personal lackey. She would eventually become the final great villain. I provoked all sorts of chosen ones, seized their opportunities, and did every kind of evil. You ask who is pulling my strings? Hmph! You're not worthy of k 52kReads9.2Score5.2k14d adds
32. 82 开EN Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban8.9M WordsCompleted [Qingfeng's new novel, This Player Has a Problem in the Head, is currently serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Potions of Strength? Detoxifying Yellow Beans? Lucky Cherries? They're flying off the shelves! The world's top tycoons, richest man, popular streamers, and peak powerhouses all come to buy them. Jiang Na 333.1kReads9.7Score43.5k14d adds

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    Highly recommended. It's so addictive!

33. 83 我EN I Only Wanted to Destroy My Sect, So How Did I Defy Heaven and Become a God? 我只想毁灭宗门，咋逆天成神了 Moonlit Night明月夜色Eastern Fantasy7.7M WordsOngoing Reborn into the number one sect under heaven: it should have been a perfect start. But Chu Xinghe discovered that his cultivation path was a little unusual. Could he become invincible under heaven just by destroying his own sect? Building the number one sect under heaven wasn’t easy, but surely destroying it wouldn’t be hard? Chu Xinghe soon discovered that it really wasn’t easy. He racked his brains trying to bring down his own sect, but why did every attempt only make it stronger? Countless ye 79.1kReads9.3Score5.6k14d adds

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    If you're looking for something to read, you absolutely must read this! It's hilarious and entertaining [laughs]. The protagonist is a combination of good fortune and bad luck, and his cheat ability is that he can increase his strength by wasting the sect's resources. Every time he causes trouble, either good fortune or bad luck comes out to cause chaos, making every unbelievable thing a success that brings benefits to the sect. You could say that the protagonist single-handedly supports the entire sect [smirks].

34. 84 开 A Phoenix as a Starter Gift 开局就送凤凰 Shocking Rainbow Moon惊虹月Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Goofy + lighthearted + absurd + hilarious, enter at your own risk] Spiritual qi has revived, and humans can cultivate. Some plants and animals have also evolved into spirit beasts. Wei Xuan awakens the strongest Spirit Pet System from the start. A chicken that knows kung fu? A dog that can use sonic attacks? A cat that shoots lightning? Ever seen anything like that? The powerful figures of every nation give Wei Xuan a wide berth as he leads his army of spirit pets to conquer the world! Powerful 3.7kReads9.0Score36214d adds

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    It's hilarious.

35. 85 比 A Beagle Nanny Crashes a Rich Family’s Messy Drama and Turns the Whole Family Upside Down 比格保姆乱入豪门狗血，创翻全家 Glazed Hues and Misty Rain釉色烟雨Modern Romance826k WordsCompleted [An Energetic, Half-Baked Mind-Reading Heroine x A Gentle, Insecure, Self-Controlled Hero; Modern-Day Fantasy + Wealthy-Family Melodrama + Utterly Unhinged + Unconventional Face-Slapping and Scumbag-Bashing + Salvation Through Persecution + Joy That Turns Everyone's World Upside Down] “Kiddo, you should know that after the founding of the country, no one is allowed to become a spirit.” That one sentence finally convinced Lu Ye that she and her mother weren't alike: she was a plain old human. Her 596Reads—Score10214d adds

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    A lighthearted, absurd, and wacky novel with a female protagonist who creates all sorts of characters; already completed.

36. 86 荒 I Rule the Desert Island Variety Show, Top-Tier Star. You’re Strong as a Wild Boar 荒岛综艺我称王，顶流野猪你的强 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance296k WordsCompleted Jian Xun is a wild boar. Right now, she’s being forced to serve as a laborer in this world. With an alcoholic father, a mother who favors her son, a hard life, and a broken family. The little wild boar sneered: “You don’t know when you’ve got it good. You people are beyond saving!” To her son-obsessed adoptive mother, she smiled and suggested: “Why not just marry your son? You can be his wife and his mother. Everyone will praise you for managing the household!” To the arrogant male lead whose be 8.1kReads9.5Score1.4k14d adds

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    🍑🍑 You'll laugh after reading the first chapter of these, hahaha [laughing and crying][learned it]. ① [Crazy female celebrity 🎎 vs. CEO with a quirky brain] Because she was betrayed by a scumbag, she was stabbed into the hospital by an extreme CP fan as soon as she transmigrated into the book. Xie Mi went crazy on the spot and uttered wild words in the live broadcast room. "Come on! Stab me! All of you come and stab me! I'll fucking detonate the earth 💥--" ② [Rebellious CEO x Rebellious top idol 🐒] Faced with the negative comments from the whole internet, she said: "It's okay if you don't like me, even dung beetles don't like gold ingots." In the dating reality show, when faced with public questioning, she said confidently: "Reputation has its good and bad sides. The past is the past, now I'm a pervert!" When asked about her online name, she hesitated: "I'm called, 'A spear with dung will kill whoever it stabs.'" ③ [Electronic pig 🐷 x Dumb Zhan Ge] When her adoptive parents mistreated her, she slapped them hard. Relatives ridiculed her, so she went to someone's ancestral grave in the middle of the night to relieve herself. Classmates bullied her, so she punched one of them and knocked out two teeth. ④ Mind reading + gossip: [Gossip][Shocking! The emperor's underwear was patched three times because he was poor!] Emperor: ... That very night, the three princes sent their father a huge pile of underwear. [Big gossip! The Protector General has an improper relationship with the Prince of Qi!] Protector General: ...

37. 87 直 Livestreaming Pranks with the Campus Belle, Leaving the Whole Internet Clenching Their Teeth 直播带校花整蛊，全网后槽牙咬碎 A Generation of Wind and Passion一代风烧Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy + livestreaming + System + campus belle + total sucker + shameless + Satan tattoo on his back] He Xiaobai transmigrates into another world and activates the Resentment System. Make people resent him, and he earns Resentment Points that can be exchanged for all kinds of prize bundles. To earn even more Resentment Points, He Xiaobai rides the livestreaming wave. On his streams: While everyone else is doing military training, he pairs a beautiful girl with a watermelon; While everyone else 3kReads8.8Score28014d adds
38. 88 我 I’m a Con Artist in One Piece 我在海贼当神棍 Little Question Mark小问号嘛Anime Fanfiction160k WordsOngoing Binter, an ambitious young man who couldn't even recognize the simplest characters, arrived in the world of the Pirate King and became a charlatan and salesman... “Miss, would you like your fortune told?” “Ten thousand berries per reading.” “And you get free underwear with your fortune. What a bargain, right?” “Sorry, that's my husband. He ran off and is embarrassing himself. Pay him no mind.” Then two big guys carried Binter away... 1kReads9.0Score10014d adds

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    The first book is so-so, the second book is funny at the beginning and gets a bit serious later on, the third book is really funny and I highly recommend it, the fourth book might make you laugh out loud. Even if you haven't read One Piece, you can still give it a try. Be sure to be patient and read until after the tenth chapter (highly recommended).

39. 89 满 The Court Hears My Thoughts: I Slack Off and Enjoy the Gossip! 满朝文武听我心声，我摆烂吃瓜！ Drinking Wine and Listening to the Rain饮酒听雨Ancient Romance738k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Goofy Comedy + Gossip + Doing the Bare Minimum] This is not a no-romance story! There isn’t much focus on romance, though, and the male lead isn’t human! If you’re okay with that, come on in! After finally becoming the daughter of a respectable family in ancient times, she’s determined to treasure this wonderful life! After transmigrating, Lin Mo spends over a decade living like a lazy fish, planning to keep it that way. But her father worries she’ll starve, so 59.7kReads9.5Score58.5k14d adds

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    Both books are quite funny. One is about a gossip system and the female protagonist's daily life. The other is about a female protagonist who dies from domestic violence but is reborn on her wedding day, starting a happy life where as long as she has no morals, no morals can kidnap her.

40. 90 装 I Kept Up the Act for Two Years, Then They Suddenly Read My Mind 装了两年突然被读心了 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Signed for publication in print] Also known as When My Billionaire Husband Started Coughing [Brooding, secretly snarky CEO X quirky, 'fake' innocent flower] Qi Weiran was a CEO worth billions. Because he carried a rare gene, he had a body that never got sick. But he could only live to the age of fifty. After he died, half his estate would go to his contract wife. One day, Qi Weiran's body, which had never shown a single sign of illness, suddenly began to cough. His adoring young wife, who loved 28.9kReads9.5Score3.6k14d adds

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    🍣🍣This is a contemporary romance novel with a wildly imaginative plot. The female lead is hilarious; one second she's saying to the male lead, "Sir, how can I live without you?" And the next second she's thinking about inheriting his estate on his seventh-day memorial day and dancing on his grave. Little did she know, the male lead has mind-reading abilities.

41. 91 谁 Who Let Him Become a Ghost Constable? 谁让他当鬼差的？ A Hundred Flowers万花丛Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted After dying, Su Fan transmigrates into the body of a spirit in the Three Realms and becomes a soul-reaping ghost constable in the Underworld. From then on, the whole culture of the Underworld changes. “First of all, let me make this clear: I’m not the one who corrupted the culture of the Underworld. Ghost constables are supposed to reap souls. I’m just doing my job.” “If you can’t keep up with me, don’t blame me for changing the culture.” With that, Su Fan walks out through the Gate of Hell, car 78.2kReads9.3Score6.1k14d adds
42. 92 你 Is Your Life Worth Enough to Pay? 你的命，够付么？ Not Autumn Zhang不秋张Urban628k WordsOngoing I crave madness, so what do I fear from Heaven's punishment? I have cast off all worldly attachments, so what do I fear? Above all dominance, I am the one who rules! Watch as the protagonist, Wu Tian, cultivates step by step, challenges Heaven, and fights his way from modern society, the Human Realm, into other worlds, ultimately reaching the pinnacle! 173Reads—Score—14d adds

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    A fantasy novel for adults, full of excitement, desire, and defying the heavens. "Is Your Life Enough to Pay?" By Bu Qiu Zhang. The male protagonist starts out dumped and impoverished. He unexpectedly obtains a cultivation inheritance. He cultivates the Supreme Forgetfulness of Emotions, yet insists on controlling cause and effect—whoever wrongs him will be repaid a hundredfold; whoever loves him will be protected with his life. Along the way, he encounters various girls, each one treating him sincerely. Dual cultivation is both a deepening of their relationship and a breakthrough in their cultivation. From mortal to the pinnacle, he achieves: to have his beloved forever, and for the world to submit to him.

43. 93 身 You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走，那我的精神病呢？ Flickering Candle Stub残烛跳荡Modern Romance484k WordsCompleted [Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you 55.1kReads9.6Score7.6k14d adds
44. 94 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 23.6kReads9.6Score3.5k14d adds
45. 95 惊 Thriller: You Were Told to Escape, but You Became an NPC 惊悚：让你去逃生，你成了NPC Butterfly in the Rain雨中的蝶Mystery1.9M WordsCompleted [Horror Game + Choices + Comedy + Irreverent + Building a Personal Power Base] Ten years ago, the horror game descended upon Blue Star. As the protagonist, Lin Qi was inevitably dragged into the horror game too. While everyone else struggled to survive, he made choices. At the Death Restaurant, everyone else was careful not to anger the customers. Lin Qi had already become the restaurant owner. At the Ghostly Cemetery, others searched for clues and for the missing Grave No. 7. Lin Qi simply 14.1kReads9.1Score1.3k14d adds
46. 96 强 Horror Games Cured My OCD 强迫症的我被惊悚游戏治愈了 Rice God Has Cheated米神开挂了Mystery1.0M WordsOngoing Gu Xiaoyong, who suffers from severe obsessive-compulsive disorder, obtained the Clear Mind System. As long as he cures his OCD, he can become stronger. And so... the ghosts in the horror game began to suffer as soon as Gu Xiaoyong entered it. Slit-Mouthed Woman: Some heartless person sewed my mouth shut... Crushed-to-Death Ghost: All the scraps of flesh on my body have been sewn back together... Terrifying Ghost: This guy ground down every sharp edge on my body... After Gu Xiaoyong had finished 2.2kReads9.4Score27014d adds

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    The first book was good. The second book had a protagonist who was both charming and upright, and the supporting characters, including Zhuge Liang, were also particularly charming. The third book needs no introduction; it featured the ruthless bandit Chen Shu from the Southern River region. The fourth book was also good.

47. 97 快 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿：虐文女主好像有那个大病 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin 9.2kReads9.5Score1.3k14d adds
48. 98 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: I'm Really Not the Sixth Elder 灵气复苏：我真的不是老六啊 Wingless Bird折翼的鸟Urban1.9M WordsCompleted [Spiritual qi revival + comedy + supernatural powers + cheeky antics + shamelessness + silliness] After taking a nap, Lin Yan finds himself in a parallel world where spiritual qi has revived. My System is determined to make me a sneaky schemer. What am I supposed to do? The synopsis can't do it justice. Please head to the main story. 6.7kReads7.8Score61514d adds
49. 99 是 It's Sesame. He Added Sesame 是芝麻，他在加了芝麻 Beef with Rice Noodles肠粉加头牛Eastern Fantasy469k WordsOngoing [Cultivation World + Food + Ensemble Cast + No Toxicity + Lighthearted Comedy + No Female Lead + No Harem + No Angst] After transmigrating into a cultivation world as a menial disciple of the Wudao Sect, he awakens the Culinary Dao System. The entire sect goes crazy competing for a taste of his cooking. From menial disciples and outer- and inner-sect disciples to personal disciples, elders, and ancestors, everyone gets involved. Their tricks are endless. No one is more shameless than the next. T 512Reads—Score10214d adds

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    This perfectly meets your requirements! It's a hilarious cultivation and food-themed novel, with everyone being a bit of a goofball. Although the author only earns a few cents a day, he promises to update until completion, exceeding a million words, and he's a responsible writer. The author updates daily and reads his own work from beginning to end, correcting any mistakes. Have you ever seen a cultivator using Doraemon's bamboo copter? This book has it! Have you ever seen a cultivator playing a dance machine? This book has it! Everyone's a bit of a goofball, everyone's hilarious. The author gets more and more unrestrained as it progresses, so read with confidence. Especially chapters 78, 87, and 88—the author laughed for two hours while writing them before he could stop himself from continuing. Imagine, even the author himself was amused! This book is sure to be hilarious and cure all your unhappiness. [Full]

50. 100 快 Quick Transmigration: After the Tragic-Novel Heroine Gets a Unhinged Script 快穿：当虐文女主拿了疯批剧本后 Ou Cong偶葱Modern Romance504k WordsCompleted In every tragic romance, the heroine is tormented by the hero until her heart is torn apart, and her heart, kidneys, and brain are cut out. Yet the heroine loves the hero without fail, devoting herself wholeheartedly to her career as his doormat. Now Jingsha has become the heroine of a tragic romance. She's obsessive, unstable, scummy, and downright crazy. She torments the male lead, then the male supporting character, then the female supporting character. In the end, they all love her but can n 8.8kReads9.3Score1.5k14d adds

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