The Whole World Cultivates Fake Immortality, Except Me, an Ordinary Person

Name: The Whole World Cultivates Fake Immortality, Except Me, an Ordinary Person
Author: Mortal with a Brush

全球修假仙，只有我一个普通人

by Mortal with a Brush (凡人执笔)

Status: Completed
Length: 313k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 3y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Unhinged Humor + No Logic + Turn Your Brain Off + No Heroine + Just Have Fun (The best stuff is in the comments. If you make it through 30 chapters without laughing, come fight me.)]

One morning, everyone in the world wakes up and starts cultivating immortality.

Someone claims to be a Kunlun cultivator, waving a jianbing and insisting it's the legendary Haotian Mirror, then tries to recruit Li Luo!

Someone claims to be a Sword Immortal from Mount Shu, pulls out a skateboard, and insists on giving Li Luo a demonstration of flying on a "sword."

Someone claims to be the God of Fire, saying he'll use the Threefold True Flame to cleanse the world's sins, then pulls out three lighters.

Someone claims to be the God of War, saying he'll use the Holy Sword to suppress the evil spirits of the world, but what he pulls out is a toilet plunger.

Someone else claims to be God, grabs Li Luo, and insists on explaining how God loves all mankind.

PS: Don't sweat the details in the first 100 chapters. It's mostly comedy. It'll be easier to accept if you start using your brain again after chapter 100.

Stats

186Chapters

557Reads · 30 days

854.6kReads · all time

7.2Score

76Listens

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I asked three criminals how to fill their cages. The first criminal spread straw mats all over the floor, and I shook my head. The second criminal lit a candle, but I said there would be shadows on the ground, so it wouldn't work. The third criminal pulled out a picture of my legs, and I immediately burst into laughter, filling the room with [get-out-of-single doge][get-out-of-single doge][get-out-of-single doge] 😏
76 likes4y ago
At first, I thought it was going to be a terrible book with a 6.6 rating, but after reading it, I discovered a gem! The theme is fresh and worth reading; it's quite funny. Maybe the low rating is just because some people don't like it! A 6 is definitely too low for this book. I highly recommend it! It's far better than some of those satirical books that force jokes!
46 likes4y ago
It is possible that I am the only one sober while everyone else is drunk. But it seems more likely that everyone else is awake while I am the only one drunk. The protagonist is actually an extremely powerful person; in his eyes, flying swords are just green onions and barriers are just bubbles.
27 likes4y ago
I'm a little confused, but it's quite good. Author, keep it up! There's too little content, please update soon! So far, the content feels like it's about madness—not madness, but genuine fantasy, just that the protagonist sees things differently.
24 likes4y ago
This book is actually quite good. The author almost abandoned it, but thankfully they didn't. Keep up the good work, author! We're all waiting to see what happens next! [You should think about it][You should think about it][You should think about it]
19 likes4y ago
This book is hilarious and incredibly good! 🙂🙂 I highly recommend it! Author, I can't get enough! Could you please update five chapters a day? Please! 💕💕💕
19 likes4y ago
The plot is good, but why wasn't it explained why the protagonist's perspective was distorted? Will it be explained later? If so, the author should explain it; I'm quite curious. The book is very good.
15 likes4y ago
It's great, keep it up, author! ... But if you watch too much of it, you might easily become like yourself!
13 likes4y ago
Hahaha, lol, hahaha (ಡωಡ)hiahiahia, it's hard to imagine the author's mental state when writing this book.
11 likes4y ago
Sigh, to be honest, this book is really good. The subject matter is novel and hilarious 😏. However, it doesn't get many views, so... I still hope the author continues to update.
11 likes4y ago