The Court Hears My Thoughts: I Slack Off and Enjoy the Gossip!
满朝文武听我心声，我摆烂吃瓜！
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- Completed
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- 738k Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Ancient Romance High-Concept
- Updated
- 2y ago
- English
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Other names
- The Capital Is a Melon Patch, and I’m Happily Snacking京城是瓜田，我欢快吃瓜Alternate title on Fanqie
- Let All the Officials Hear My Thoughts; I’m Just Going to Slack off and Watch the DramaEnglish name
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This is hilarious! It's the best story I've ever read that tells the story of a person's inner voice. I laughed until my stomach hurt! Author, please update soon! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I saw this on a Xiaohongshu post and I strongly urge the author to update soon! 💕💕💕 This book is so funny, I love it!
This book is really good; I laughed the whole time while reading it, but there are a few too few chapters.
It's pretty funny. I love this kind of gossip-loving novel. It's very good, I really like it.
Although it's not finished yet, it's really good and funny! The female lead is hilarious, and the story is even funnier. This book is my current source of joy. I hope the author will update frequently! ❤️❤️❤️ I followed it from beginning to end, without missing a single chapter. This is my favorite comedy novel, I didn't expect it to end so quickly.
A really good silly novel. The female lead is genuinely crazy and silly, not just a character created by a few silly inner monologues. Her mental state is truly extraordinary, and there are no cringeworthy internet slang terms.
It's great! Although it's short, it's really good. I just discovered it today, and it's not finished yet. I usually don't read serialized novels, but this time I really couldn't resist. I've read about thirty chapters three times. It's so good! The gossip isn't boring either. Highly recommended! 😘😘😘
It's hilarious! I found it in the game and read up to chapter 16 in no time. I really hope the author keeps updating; I love novels, and the content is incredibly funny. Please, author, don't abandon this story! I've read so many great novels where the authors just quit! 😘😘😘
This is so funny! Author, please update soon! My stomach hurts from laughing so much, and I've already finished reading it. I can't get enough! 🥰🥰🥰
This book is amazing! I was laughing like a baby in bed in the middle of the night. It has such positive values. And every story is hilarious; you'd regret it if you didn't keep reading.