I Asked You to Livestream Picking Up Junk, So Why Are You Cleaning Up a Battlefield?

Name: I Asked You to Livestream Picking Up Junk, So Why Are You Cleaning Up a Battlefield?
Author: Update Beast

让你直播捡破烂，你去打扫战场？

by Update Beast (猛更兽)

Status: Completed
Length: 2.0M Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Hilarious + sly trickster + livestreaming + sunny young man + professions + no female lead]

Su Bai transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a contestant on an observational reality show. From the start, he draws the “scavenger” profession.

Then he finds a wanted item from the Public Security Bureau in a street-side trash can.

The whole show takes a turn.

“My God, I’ve worked at a recycling center for years, and this is the first time I’ve found out there’s such a huge bomb buried in our garbage!”

“They told you to pick up junk, not clean up a crime scene! You’ve scraped the whole place bare, bro…”

“Our Cultural Relics Bureau confirms that this ancient tomb was absolutely not looted. Tomb robbers have never searched one this thoroughly!”

“…”

He thought the scavenger profession was already ridiculous enough.

But then

Suona Funeral Musician: “Even passing dogs crawl over and howl along when they hear me.”

Rural Wok Master: “The Michelin judges would eat his food, then kneel and beg Su Bai to join Michelin.”

Film Set Corpse Extra: “Other people are afraid the corpse actor will move. With Su Bo, I’m actually afraid he won’t move. Bro, it’s been a whole day and night. Could you breathe for a second?”

Stats

931Chapters

5.4kReads · 30 days

2.9MReads · all time

675Shelves

8.9Score

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Keep it up, author! Update soon! The content is exciting, rich, and hilarious—highly recommended.
52 likes3y ago
This book is incredibly brilliant and hilarious; you'd be lucky enough to find one this good among a thousand, or even ten thousand books. It's truly one in a million. Based on this work, the author undoubtedly deserves the title of a superb author! 👍👍👍
25 likes3y ago
This is a book I've been following closely. The author is so talented! His writing is witty and insightful. The nonsense he spouts is absolutely hilarious, and the plot twists are the kind you'd never expect. Sigh, after reading your work, I feel like I wasted my entire college education!
24 likes2y ago
It's a pretty good one among tomatoes, the details are unreliable (it's mindless), it's really hilarious, I personally recommend it, it has a modern-day comedy feel.
20 likes3y ago
It's alright. The protagonist is quite eccentric, with a very strange thought process. Spending too much time with him makes you a bit eccentric too. In the end, he becomes the President of the United States. It's hilarious. Just read it without thinking too much. Warning: There are some risqué jokes.
19 likes1y ago
This hilarious novel deserves five stars! It's been a long time since I've read something that made me laugh so hard. Although many parts are incredibly absurd and illogical, if you remove the logic and forget about logic, it's absolutely hilarious! Uh, I just finished commenting and now I have to change the rating. Sorry.
16 likes2y ago
It's so good! So good! So good! I have to say it three times! Author, please add more chapters! I can't get enough!
15 likes3y ago
I finished reading this novel on Baidu a few years ago, and now I'm rereading it here, haha! 😋😋 I feel it's one of the higher-quality novels in its genre! No female lead, no ambiguous relationships—it's so satisfying! The plot is tight, the language is very humorous, and many of the references are quite relevant even in 2023.
12 likes4mo ago
It's hilarious! I laughed until my stomach hurt. The topic is very original, and I hope the author continues to maintain this level of humor. Also, please update more chapters soon!
12 likes3y ago
It's hilarious and bizarre. Maybe I've been watching too many shows lately, because I feel like most of the later episodes are just as bizarre. I've become numb to all the bizarre things. (Maybe I don't understand some of the professions, so I've lost interest in watching.) I'll just skip to the last few chapters.
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