If You Don’t Laugh Within 30 Chapters, I’ll Eat My Words 书荒的进来，30章内你不笑算我输

1. 1 系 The System Granted Me Immortality and Invincibility, but Not Eternal Youth 系统赐我长生无敌，却没赐我不老 Bu Nishang of Liuxi柳溪的步霓裳Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Everyday cultivation + decisive and ruthless + irreverent cultivation + old-timer mentor + a little System] (A serious note: This book is told from the perspective of a long-lived old man. Cultivation techniques and spirit stones aren’t important, and there’s no leveling up, monster slaying, or auction-house browsing. If you like stories about young protagonists leveling up, slaying monsters, and visiting auction houses, go read those instead. This book has none of that.) “Sir~ Come on in~” “Yo 16.1kReads8.4Score1.3kShelves

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   I don't want 30 chapters, if you don't laugh in 3 chapters, I'll eat my hat!! 🔥🔥I'm Xue Mo, not Blood Demon! Listening to music in a brothel, just for a story? Wiping out a sect with a wave of your hand, just to avoid revenge? Willingly being robbed, just to hide your strength? Hey, Lao Feng (Lao Mo), you're here too?

2. 2 恋 Dating Show: Why Are You Picking on Him? He’s Deficient in Virtue 恋综：你惹他干嘛？他五行缺德啊 Shui Yexiang水耶香Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + hilarious + showbiz + variety shows + meme jokes + dating show + straight-talking guy] Chen Yang transmigrated. He landed in the body of a man on the day he was about to be coerced into sleeping with someone for a career opportunity. He thought he was finally about to reach the pinnacle of life, but after seeing the wealthy woman’s face, the teachings of Mencius he’d learned ten years earlier struck him right between the eyes. Wealth cannot corrupt him, poverty cannot make him abandon h 124.9kReads9.0Score14.2kShelves

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   1. The first three chapters made me laugh for 10 minutes straight. The protagonist, faced with the choice between getting rich and becoming powerful, chose to go crazy, relentlessly spewing insults from every angle. When I even insult myself, no one can out-insult me! The second book's protagonist inherits an amusement park after transmigrating, with the system rewarding him with various rides. The scenes of visitors experiencing these rides are hilarious, stress-relieving and relaxing. The third book allows the protagonist to obtain system points and use them to enhance various items. He starts by using a bench to fight ghosts, and there are many more creative ways to kill ghosts later on. The fourth book has many unconventional tricks up his sleeve. At the beginning, when a ghost knocks on the door, he simply makes the neighbor open it—a constant stream of hilarious antics.

3. 3 游 Amusement Park: People Fly Ahead, Their Souls Chase Behind 游乐园：人在前面飞，魂在后面追 March 9三月9Urban1.2M WordsCompleted Urban + System + Comedy + Scheming Countless couples are enjoying each other’s company on the Ferris wheel. Zhang Bei hums a tune and presses the red button. The Ferris wheel, suspended a hundred meters in the air, suddenly stops. Then it tilts sideways. Countless couples sitting in the cars are flung into the air, held only by a single rope. A few seconds later, the entire Ferris wheel spins like a rapidly whirling disc. The couples dangling in midair start playing a warm and wholesome game. On 4.7kReads9.4Score502Shelves
4. 4 灵 Supernatural: I Exorcise Ghosts with Force and Scare the School Beauty Out of Her Wits 灵异：暴力驱鬼，我把校花吓懵了 Cold Words and Leng Words冷言leng语Mystery1.7M WordsCompleted [Supernatural + comedy + System. If you read the first 30 chapters and don't laugh, come roast me!] On Zhang Wei’s first day of college, a blood-red sun hung in the sky and his entire class was dragged into a ghost realm. Just then, his Ghost-Teasing System awakened! With the whole class under a ghost’s curse, the campus belle, Lu Lianxue, had no choice but to reveal her hidden identity: a disciple of Longhu Mountain and a member of the Exorcism Bureau. But before she could show off her skills.. 29.8kReads9.1Score2.6kShelves
5. 5 鬼 The Ghost's Knocking Was So Loud, the Neighbors Came Over to Beat Me Up 鬼敲门声音太大竟引来邻居毒打 Fleece-Lined Long Johns秋裤加绒Mystery542k WordsCompleted Hear a ghost knocking on your door at night? Don't panic. Call the neighbors and ask them to come claim the “takeout.” Run into a vengeful ghost demanding blood money at a crossroads? Just drop the cash into the Buddha's merit box. A Ghost King disguises himself as a delivery guy and kills people at random. Who knew the delivery would be to the place where the patriarch of Longhu Mountain was in seclusion? After transmigrating to a supernatural world, Li Yi awakened the Unconventional Celestial 10kReads9.2Score726Shelves
6. 6 只 I Only Make Money, Never Romance: I'm the Best Professional Simp! 只赚钱不谈情，职业舔狗我最行！ A Long Sigh长叹一声Urban3.9M WordsOngoing (Succubus + winning back the husband + lighthearted comedy + everyday campus life + no System + not reborn + sweet and angsty) A gambling-addicted dad, an alcoholic mom, a sick little sister, and a broken-hearted him. To make money, Lu Xing chose to provide emotional support instead of doing either brainwork or manual labor. Everyone knows Lu Xing is the humble pursuer of the aloof campus beauty Wei Qingyu. He loves her to his very core and takes care of her in every possible way! Wei Q 262.2kReads9.5Score19.2kShelves
7. 7 我 I Was Just Driving, So Why Are the Viewers Laughing Their Heads Off? 我就开个车，观众们笑抽了？ Golden Hippo金色河马Urban1.8M WordsCompleted Zhang Yang wakes up to discover he’s participating in a reality show called All-Round Superstar, and his first job is as a rideshare driver. Female passenger: “Driver, how far can your car go on one liter of gas?” Zhang Yang: “When I get mad, I don’t go anywhere.” Female passenger: “My first-kiss boyfriend is still looking for me. Do you think I’m just too charming?” Zhang Yang: “Your first kiss? He’s still looking for you? Did you swallow his dentures?” Female passenger: “Driver, whenever I bre 46.3kReads9.2Score4.5kShelves
8. 8 异EN Another World: My Life Has Cheat Codes! 异世界：我的人生开了挂！ A Salty Fish c一条咸鱼cEastern Fantasy5.9M WordsCompleted [Vampires, werewolves, technology, potions, ghosts, biohumans, divination, puppets, and every terrifying element you can imagine: this world has them all.] Lin En transmigrated into such a bizarre otherworld and became an apprentice at a potion shop. "Something is wrong with that man! He never uses anesthetic when performing surgery!" "That shop is a scam! The moment you go in, they find a pile of illnesses even if you are perfectly healthy!" "But wait, isn't that shop supposed to be the bes 138.3kReads9.6Score16.9kShelves
9. 9 玄EN Fantasy: Winning Big—All My Disciples Have Systems 玄幻：赢麻了，我的弟子都有系统 Little Bamboo Meow-Meow小竹子喵喵Eastern Fantasy3.3M WordsOngoing [Taking disciples + lighthearted daily life + everyone is a sly schemer + nothing goes by the book] Lu Changzhi transmigrates and finds he can choose a new identity. As a compulsive gambler, he decisively chooses random. The result? He wins so big it’s like Qin Shi Huang touching a live wire: an absolute jackpot. His only limitation is a god-tier disciple-taking System. He never expected its first mission to be… [Detected other Hosts with Systems… Infiltrating… Modifying… Modification complete… 20.9kReads8.8Score2.3kShelves

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   It's hilarious! Not a single negative review from anyone who's seen it (guess why [smirk]).

10. 10 女 Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的 A Lifetime of Xiuer秀儿一生Ancient Romance626k WordsOngoing Absurd Comedy + No Romance + Subverting Expectations + Ensemble Cast Nuwa slept in for ten thousand years. When she opened her eyes, it was 2030. Heaven had opened up trade with the mortal realm, the underworld had completely overhauled its rules of punishment, and the Three Realms were a total mess. Nuwa laughed in exasperation and decided to investigate in person. She initially thought the problem was that the gods had all given up. But the deeper she dug, the more she uncovered an ultimate t 1.8kReads—Score120Shelves

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    It looks good, it looks really good.

11. 11 我 My Dad's Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 我爸那笑死人的沙雕爱情 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted My Dad’s Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 55.7kReads—Score532Shelves

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    A hilariously funny post that will make you laugh from beginning to end.

12. 12 不 I Didn't Mean to Be a Player, But Love Makes Me Stronger 不是故意当海王，因为恋爱就变强 A Little Tree Sprout一点小树芽Urban129k WordsOngoing Multiple heroines + wealthy tycoon + brainless wish fulfillment + lighthearted comedy Cheng Tiankun was reborn into the body of a young, handsome billionaire after an accident. The original owner even came with an absurdly powerful System: Fall in love and get stronger!!! “System, how did he die?” [Sigh... He was gay, so I used a little trick to kill him.] “GAY!!!???” You've got to be kidding me. With a System like this, was he supposed to be gay?! [I thought you had potential, so I brought you 67Reads—Score1.3kShelves

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    I highly recommend these two novels with multiple female protagonists, especially the first one. Not only is it a critical hit from the very beginning, it's a non-stop barrage of attacks, and the immersion is fantastic! The female protagonists are exceptionally well-developed and incredibly fleshed out! Absolutely amazing! I love it.

13. 13 都 The Happy Life of a Blind Massage Therapist in the City 都市神医之盲人推拿师的快乐生活 Little Leaf Wearing a Cloud小叶子穿朵云Urban474k WordsOngoing [Multiple heroines] [Comedy] [Mindless fun] Lin Chen is blind. He's also a massage therapist, as well as a miracle doctor. He is determined to safeguard his clients' health. 132Reads5.9Score314Shelves
14. 14 老 Is My Husband Dead Yet? 老公今天死了吗？ Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted Did my husband die today? 4kReads—Score110Shelves
15. 15 白 The Girl of My Dreams Is Just Old, Not Dead 白月光只是老了，不是死了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance13k WordsCompleted The woman you can never forget has simply grown old. She hasn’t died. 7.6kReads—Score118Shelves
16. 16 超 A Collection of Super-Short, Sweet Romances 超短篇小甜文合集 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Modern Romance124k WordsCompleted All are sweet little stories! Each one is a standalone, super-short tale. Straightforward romance, no misunderstandings, quick progress, and quick endings. Story One: A tree finds his companion vine [Zhu Yan x Yue Zhiteng] Story Two: The man fought over by a rich woman and a rich young man [Tao Zhuo x Chen Shu] Story Three: A mountain spirit obsessed with human phones and a human who fall for each other [Lin Fenfen x Lu Yuan] Story Four: A severely lopsided student reborn in her third year of mi 3.7kReads8.2Score248Shelves
17. 17 宝 Pokemon: Starting with a Big-Brother Charcadet 宝可梦：开局一只大哥炭小侍 Kaili Who Loves Xishagua Melons喜欢硒砂瓜的凯尔丽Anime Fanfiction1.2M WordsOngoing [Rating is out, and everyone who's read it says it's great!] Also known as: "I Fell Off a Cliff from the Start, and My Pokemon Have a Weird Art Style," "Pokemon: I Started with a Big-Brother Charcadet," and "Pokemon: The Record of an Undead Champion" [Pokemon] + [No System] + [No Transmigration] + [No Rebirth] + [No Female Lead] + [Comedy] + [Merged Regions] + [Original Elements] + [Slice of Life] + [Friendship] + [Light Novel] Lin He is an ordinary boy who dreams of becoming a Pokémon Master. I 14.1kReads8.5Score1.5kShelves

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    The rating just came out, it'll probably go up. The protagonist is an alternate version of Ash and Red from a parallel world, with his own story, his own team, and his own path to becoming a Pokémon Master. There's no system, no rebirth, no time travel (unless you consider traveling from this world to Xicui counts, then disregard what I said). It's based on the original world setting, with some personal additions. All the Pokémon are humanized, the protagonist is silly yet passionate, the story is absolutely exciting and hilarious, please support and check it out!

18. 18 癫EN Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 335kReads9.8Score46.9kShelves

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    I started laughing from Chapter 1! The female lead is truly insane, going crazy at the drop of a hat—it's pure madness literature! I laughed so hard I couldn't stand up straight! ① Because she was betrayed by a scumbag boyfriend, she was immediately stabbed into the hospital by extreme CP fans after transmigrating into the book. The female lead went insane on the spot, spouting wild nonsense in her live stream! Fans who accidentally stumbled upon the story were all terrified! The male lead's thought process is bizarre; he's actually on the same wavelength as the female lead, and in the end…

19. 19 直 Livestream: From the Start, One Sentence Makes the School Beauty Cry 直播：开局一句话气哭校花 Lone Salty Fish独孤咸鱼Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + Comedy + No Romance + Infuriating + Shameless] After binding himself to a Hatred Farming System, Xu Muge stops acting like a decent person. At university military training, he steals the campus beauty's drink from the start, then makes her cry with a single remark. On livestream, he constantly unleashes savage, sarcastic takedowns on his viewers. He writes a novel, then leaves it on a cliffhanger at the climax for half a month, making readers so furious they want to mail him raz 9.9kReads9.2Score724Shelves

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    The second book will make you laugh to death within three pages. I'm a cat with only one life left, what should I do? I laughed so hard I died from having eight lives!

20. 20 她 She Goes Crazy, He Has Her Back: No One Dares Cross Them on the Dating Show 她发疯，他兜底，恋综谁都惹不起 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [1v1, ultra-sweet + hilarious + showbiz + transmigrate into a book + face-slapping] [Hilarious sweetie celebrity vs. all-around movie star who plays the pig to eat the tiger] Right after transmigrating into a book, Shi Er'er is ordered by a scumbag to pole dance on a livestream watched by a million people. Shi Er'er yanks the pole out of the ground and performs a whole staff routine, then knocks the scumbag out with two hard blows. The comments go wild: "That's badass!!!" When the scumbag tries 33.1kReads9.5Score5.3kShelves
21. 21 脚 After Kicking My Trash Ex, I Turned the Whole Internet Upside Down 脚踢渣男后，我反手颠翻全网 Zong Li纵里Modern Romance361k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + comedy + 1v1 dating show + talking to animals + absolute nonsense + devoted couple] One day, she transmigrated into a book about the entertainment industry, becoming the stand-in for the female lead’s white moonlight before her return from abroad. When faced with her scumbag boyfriend’s emotional manipulation, Sheng Qing turned the tables and had him committed to a psychiatric hospital. She even posted a caption: “Heard I was throwing myself at you? Give me a break. Meeting you was li 10.4kReads9.4Score1.7kShelves
22. 22 斩 Slay the Gods: I’m the Proxy for Big Gray Wolf, and Even Conceptual Gods Are Gods 斩神：代理灰太狼，概念神也是神 Little Little Falling Leaf小小小落叶Male-Channel Fanfiction564k WordsOngoing [Slay the Gods]+ [Mentally Ill Protagonist]+ [Unhinged Comedy]+ [Big Bad Wolf’s Agent]+ [Conceptual Gods Are Gods Too]+ [Woolly]+ [Tom Cat]+ [Doraemon]+ [Who Cares If You Get It? Just Click and Read!] After transmigrating into the world of Slay the Gods, Chu Ming discovered that he had become a mental patient, and that he shared a doctor with Lin Qiye. Chu Ming was tied tightly to a hospital bed. Doctor Liu: “Sorry, your condition is rather serious. We have to restrain you.” Chu Ming: “I’m r 11.4kReads8.9Score1.1kShelves
23. 23 这 This Ride-Share Driver Is the Real Deal: He Gets Genuinely Excited Over Bad Reviews 这网约司机能处，有差评是真兴奋 Li Jiu笠久Urban413k WordsOngoing Also known as I Got Mocked for Driving a Ride-Share, So I Made My Passenger Write Her Last Words Lin Chen obtains a ride-share bad-review System. Every time he gets a bad review, he earns a reward. From the start, a female passenger mocks him. No need to panic: just hand her a sheet of paper to write her last words. [Ding! Congratulations, Host, you’ve received a bad review. Reward: one Lamborghini.] Lin Chen uses his luxury car to drive for a ride-share service, only for a young woman passenger —Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 24 松 Cooking Snow Beneath the Pines, Listening to the Years Flow By 松间煮雪听流年 Highway Cat公路猫Fantastical Romance302k WordsCompleted (Invincible protagonist, satisfying contrast, everyone gets a happy ending, absolutely no angst) Deep in Mount Taixu stands a nameless little temple. The old Taoist who lives there does little each day beyond sweeping snow, brewing tea, and listening to the wind. Then one day, a badly wounded nine-tailed fox tumbles through the temple gate. The old Taoist sighs, pulls a sword sealed away for a thousand years from his sleeve, then turns around, chops some firewood, and brews the fox a cup of tea. 148Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The story begins with picking up a nine-tailed fox, and the demon king refuses to leave. A lighthearted, comedic, slice-of-life, slow-paced cultivation story. [Laughs][laughs][laughs]

25. 25 诸 Myriad Worlds: My Cheat Is a Parallel-Self Communication Room 诸天：我的外挂是同位体交流室 A Peaceful Tree一棵安树Male-Channel Fanfiction958k WordsOngoing Hermione: He's known as the shame of Hogwarts, Hufflepuff's moral low, the father of Quidditch mixed martial arts, the strategic partner of the school hospital, and a living specimen of an abnormal long-human: Zhi Yuanzhou! The Joker: Say that again! My name is Joker, not Zhou Ke'er! Tantai Ernü: Forget it. The Iron Head Gang, Iron Hand Gang, Iron Finger Gang, Iron Butt Gang, Iron Knee Gang... they've all been registered already! Kanno Kei: Aliens are at least people, but Zhi Yuanzhou isn't! Sla 26.2kReads7.6Score2.1kShelves

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    If you don't laugh, you lose! [I'm full]

26. 26 万 Across All Worlds, I’m the Astonishingly Hard-to-Kill King! 万界，我是惊世耐杀王！ Ogryn Human Battery欧格林人柱力Urban1.2M WordsOngoing [System + Absurdity + Losing It + Absolute Madman + Maybe Not Human + I Am a God + I Am a Demon + I Am the King of Writing and Updating] I gave it everything I had, but I couldn't beat the Great-Luck Truck. The System had set me up. The damn System gave me a choice. Supposedly, as long as I keep completing missions, I can gain superpowers beyond those of ordinary people? Well, I'm already dead, so I might as well put my mighty, world-shocking wisdom to the test! What? Higher difficulty means bet 19.9kReads8.8Score2.7kShelves
27. 27 三 Three Terrible Fortune Sticks? This Daoist Will Defy Heaven and Change Your Fate! 三次下下签？贫道替你逆天改命！ Water Is Blue水是蓝色的Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy + Meme references + Satisfying power fantasy] Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, invited to take part in a livestreamed variety show. Visitor: “Reverend, I can’t get over her. What should I do?” Fang Yang: “She’s bad luck for you!” Visitor: “Reverend, I found a huge tomb. Want to come with me?” Fang Yang: “No. I can’t handle those mechanisms.” Visitor: “What mechanisms?” Fang Yang: “The public security authorities!” Visitor: “Reverend, a 43.9kReads8.9Score3.6kShelves

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    This is a hilarious and refreshing novel. It's really funny. I read it line by line without skipping any chapters. It was very funny at the beginning, but I couldn't stop reading it later. There are also many jokes and memorable scenes. Every character is very well-developed.

28. 28 技 My Skills Are So Ridiculous, They Drive My Enemies Crazy! 技能超沙雕，敌人都被整疯了！ Unable To Sleep At Night夜不能寝Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Animated comic released + lighthearted and funny + games invade reality + supernatural powers + shameless antics + causality concepts + invincible + one heroine + frequent updates!] A century ago, the world underwent a cataclysmic change. Games descended into reality, and monsters began to run rampant. Bai Yi was a [Nobody] who couldn't learn any normal skills, but from the start, he awakened a god-tier Skill System. From then on: [Someone, protect me!] Summon someone to appear in front of you 54.9kReads9.2Score5.4kShelves

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    A hilarious comedy! The game has descended into reality, and the protagonist becomes a "passerby" unable to learn skills, awakening a god-level skill system. All skills are based on causality, such as: "Guards! Protect me!", "Dad's here!", "The enemy is ashamed, I'll strip him naked!", "Open his ass with a sword!" These wicked skills are hilarious! [Laughing][laughing][laughing]

29. 29 让 I Told You to Turn Over a New Leaf, Not Become a Sex Demon! 让你浪子回头，你怎么成魅魔了！ Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban529k WordsCompleted [Villainous Incubus + Campus Life + Transmigrates into a Book + Lighthearted Comedy + Subversion of Tropes + Cunning Schemer + Multiple Heroines] Su Lang transmigrates into the novel about two young men switched at birth that he was reading before he died, becoming a spoiled fake young master with dyed yellow hair. He finds himself at the point in the story where he’s supposed to threaten the cool, aloof professor goddess into tutoring him at home. The System gives him a Second-Chance Scoundrel 15.3kReads6.9Score953Shelves

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    Forget 30 chapters, if I don't laugh within 10 chapters, I'll admit defeat.

30. 30 穿 Transmigrated into a Book as the Villain: From the Start, I Kidnapped the Heroine! 穿书反派：开局，我绑架了女主！ Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban3.0M WordsCompleted [Lovable scoundrel of a villain + tea-artistry + male heartthrob + stunning looks + scheming + wild card + sweet on the outside, dark underneath + witty comedy + no fixed couple] Also known as: “I play a tea-green guy, and the male and female leads spoil me rotten!” Su Qing transmigrates into a modern wish-fulfillment novel. He becomes the rich villain who kidnaps the heroine in chapter one, gets beaten up by the hero in chapter two, and lands in prison in chapter three. Luckily, he awakens the 75.9kReads8.3Score4.9kShelves

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    A bookworm with 3,000 hours of reading experience highly recommends this!! I started reading the book after watching the short drama, it's so much fun! This is the first time I've seen a villain like the scheming Lao Liu!!!

31. 31 大 Great Ming: I Have a Brain Disorder, Yet You Still Want Me to Be Emperor 大明：我有脑疾，你还让我当皇帝 Let's Finish This Bottle of Lao Gan Ma干了这瓶老干妈Historical1.1M WordsOngoing Zhu Su was an overworked wage slave from the 22nd century. After falling asleep, he transmigrates and becomes Zhu Su, the Ming dynasty's fifth prince. At eight years old, he risks his life to save Empress Ma and the crown prince. That same year, the imperial physician diagnoses him with a brain disorder. Now the empress and crown prince owe him their lives, and he even has an official “medical certificate” from the imperial physician. Zhu Su charges headlong down the path of pretending to have a 9.8kReads9.1Score675Shelves

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    If you can't laugh at either of these two books, especially "The Rogue Emperor's Tutor," then it's my fault. [Laughing and crying emoji]

32. 32 契 Bound by Contract: My Grudge Against the Cursed Campus Belle Is Irreconcilable 契约绑定：我与怨种校花不共戴天 Stir-Fried Bangs爆炒齐刘海Urban626k WordsCompleted Synopsis: [Comedy + Cunning Schemer + One Heroine + Love-Hate Relationship + Power Fantasy + Symbiosis + Myriad Worlds] This is a parallel world overrun by strange beasts. Fortunately, humanity has awakened the ability to form symbiotic contracts and fight back. Contractual symbiosis: Two people are bound together. One enters another world to cultivate and adventure, while the other makes choices on their partner’s behalf. In the end, both grow stronger. While the other contracted pairs stand un 1.8kReads8.7Score186Shelves

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    These books are absolutely fantastic; they'll make you forget your troubles, especially the second one, which you'll finish after reading 30 chapters. If you don't like it, come and scold me!

33. 33 人 Writing Self-Help in America, I Become the Nation's Choice for President 人在鹰酱写鸡汤，全民求我当总统 Steamed Plum Pastry Sauce蒸梅油酥汁Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Tang Darcy transmigrates to America and becomes a sheriff. He activates the Influencer System: all he has to do is write toxic inspirational quotes and cultivate influencers to earn rewards. How hard can that be? He fires off all kinds of self-contradictory quotes to fool foreigners: “America, Please Wait for Your People!” “Don't Make America Great Again! Give the Little People Their Dignity!” “Why Does China Wash Its Dishes Seven Times?!” The more foreigners he fools, the more buffs the System 16.7kReads9.6Score2.2kShelves

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    A must-have remedy for book drought [shy] Transmigrating to another world, with a hidden profession, you could say he's invincible, or you could say he's weak, the number one person who values ​​money over life, bearing the name of Asura yet being the most cowardly chosen one, the Demon Lord would cry upon seeing him, the righteous path would turn and run away upon seeing him, everyone avoids him, yet they all celebrate his ascension to the Great Emperor.

34. 34 这 This Protagonist Won't Take Orders, So I'm Done 这届主角不服管，老子不干了 Maple Drifts Past Chang'an枫过长安Urban2.2M WordsCompleted [Recruiting protagonists + ensemble cast + slow start] The black-hearted System gives me an impossible mission: make the urban war god, the miraculous doctor, the martial arts prodigy, the Dragon King God of War, the reincarnated emperor, the blind Sword Sovereign, the reincarnation, the reborn one... submit to me. What the hell? They’re all absurdly powerful protagonists. You expect them to take me as their boss? I quit! 100.2kReads9.6Score11.4kShelves

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    If you don't laugh within chapter 30, I'll eat my hat. This is the funniest novel I've ever read, no arguments allowed. [Sending hearts][Sending hearts][Sending hearts] "Then, let's work hard to earn money and buy a fan! I've used one at Aunt Zhou's supermarket, it was so comfortable!" Shen Muxuan said proudly. Hearing this, An Yi laughed dismissively: "What's so great about a fan? Girl, do you even know what an air conditioner is? I, An Yi, have used one at Shengda Supermarket!!" Shen Muxuan's eyes lit up: "You've actually used an air conditioner? That's amazing!" Looking at Shen Muxuan's sparkling eyes, An Yi sighed.

35. 35 奥 Ultraman: That's Slander! I'm Really Not the Light of Evil 奥特：诽谤啊！我真不是邪门之光 A Sip of Rough Wine, Sorrow Goes to Your Head轻饮浊酒，愁上头Anime Fanfiction627k WordsOngoing [System + behind-the-scenes mastermind + debt-taking + growth + multiple villains redeemed] (In this book, some villains will be moved to the side of justice. Examples include Ultraman Jugglus Juggler, Ultraman Chicken, Ultraman Darrgon, Ultraman Mephisto, and Ultraman Lugiel… They’ll form a true Ultraman crime syndicate.) According to the original storyline, Jugglus Juggler reached Warrior’s Peak but failed to become an Ultra Warrior as he’d hoped. After that, he even took on the role of a vill 2.4kReads8.7Score211Shelves

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    Hilarious and refreshing read, you don't have to pay if you don't laugh!

36. 36 斩 Slay the Gods: I’m a Water-Spirited River God, You Know 斩神：人家是水灵灵的河神哟 Flying Cat崩飞猫Male-Channel Fanfiction1.6M WordsOngoing [Slaying the Gods + roleplay + River God + conceptual deity + goofy humor + stealing the spotlight + near-invincible + shamelessly unbothered] [The highest-rated Slaying the Gods fanfic. He Fan transmigrates into the world of Slaying the Gods. The bad news: He runs into a Faceless and nearly bites the dust. The good news: He awakens the [God-Tier Roleplay System]. From the start, he plays the River God. Once his roleplay reaches certain 38.2kReads9.3Score5.1kShelves

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    🐷🐷The author's words are like a key, unlocking the door to the reader's heart.🌛 🐷🐷The author's talent is fully displayed in this book, which is admirable.🌛 🐷🐷The book's intellectual depth and literary value are both first-rate; it is a true masterpiece.🌛 🐷🐷The book's logic is rigorous, its arguments are thorough, and it is highly persuasive.🌛 🌜Follow 1 Northern Little New Year to find your way.🌛

37. 37 火EN Naruto: Starting by Punching Trees, Shocking Kurama! 火影：开局撸树，震惊九喇嘛！ Lin Ye Sings of Autumn林叶吟秋Anime Fanfiction1.4M WordsCompleted [Comedy First] [One Female Lead] [Lighthearted Fun] [Plot-Driven] [Happy Rescue] [MC System] Zhou Ming works himself to death from overtime, then is born into Konoha as a prince. He decides he mustn't give Naruto too much lip, and discovers that he has an MC inventory. From that moment on, the Shinobi World's whole vibe starts going crooked... Uchiha Xiao Yan, carrying a Heavy Black Ruler and always flinging a handful of lime powder at the start of a fight, becomes the nightmare of everyone who 4kReads9.2Score223Shelves
38. 38 我 I’m a Ghost Officer, So Why Are You Asking Me to Marry the Campus Beauty? 我一个鬼差，你让我跟校花领证？ V Young Master of the Fan FamilyV范家大少Urban2.4M WordsCompleted [Just Started College, and I Married the Aloof Campus Belle] [I’m a ghost officer. You want me to marry the campus belle?] [College Student Ghost Officer] [Campus Belle Wife] [Marriage Before Love] [Ferryman] … Synopsis: On his first day of college, freshman Cao Ning is forced to marry Xia Shihan, his betrothed, whom he has never met. He thinks it’s just a minor incident, but when he returns to campus to register, he discovers that the beautiful upperclasswoman at the registration desk is the ve 40.3kReads9.2Score3.3kShelves

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    I laughed so hard I screamed like a pig in the middle of the night, and my mom told me to get out! [Crying emojis]

39. 39 摆 Ferryman: From the Start, Keeping Watch Over the Campus Beauty at the Crematorium 摆渡人：开局在火葬场给校花守灵 V Young Master of the Fan FamilyV范家大少Urban500k WordsCompleted [Urban + campus beauty + college life + supernatural + ferryman + underworld + firearms] Heavenly Funeral Home Hiring Notice: Location: Cremation Room Job: Corpse Handler Pay: Day shift, 800 per day; night shift, 1,200 per day (must work at least seven days!) Requirements: Brave, no high blood pressure, heart disease, mental illness... Netizen 1: "Is anything scarier than being broke? 1,200 for one night? I'd not only carry corpses, I'd chase them down if they ran away." Netizen 2: "1,200 fo 5.1kReads9.0Score343Shelves
40. 40 长 Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance677k WordsCompleted Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he 105.9kReads9.7Score12.3kShelves

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    I couldn't wait that long, I burst out laughing! The female lead is really crazy, eccentric, and hilarious! ① The female lead is rebellious and insists on appearing on the variety show where the male and female leads are. Her manager says she needs to be famous first, so she goes on Weibo and posts: [Jiang Qiyu V]: I'm back! This time, I'll hear all the rumors about me!! Sister Chen: "Don't call me sister, you're my sister! I told you to build up your popularity, and you're going crazy online?!" The female lead: "Just tell me if I have popularity or not." You really know what popularity is, hahaha, I'm dying of laughter!

41. 41 我 There Are a Bunch of Undying Old Folks Inside Me 我的体内有群老不死 Flowers Drift Away on a Summer Night夏夜花离Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing In this world, immortality is a curse that devours everything. The higher a cultivator's realm, the faster they are assimilated by the laws of Heaven and Earth. “Ascension” is nothing less than self-destruction. Chen Xuan, born with a “Pure Body,” was branded a good-for-nothing because he couldn't sense spiritual energy, and was cruelly offered up as a sacrifice by his sect. On the brink of death, he discovered that he was the only sanctuary in all of Heaven and Earth. When dying patriarchs and 135Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 42 我 I'm Crazy, Don't Mess with Me. I Love Putting on an Act, Remember That 我神经，别惹我，就爱死装你记住 Chen Jiujiu沉酒九Modern Romance890k WordsCompleted [One-on-one + Happy Ending + Goofy + Completely Unhinged + Bonkers + Insane + Meme-filled] [Unhinged celebrity x domineering CEO who's not cold and aloof] Si Qian transmigrated into a book, becoming an unknown supporting actress in an old-fashioned novel. The System ordered her to redeem the second male lead, or it would wipe out all her assets. Si Qian looked at her remaining balance of two yuan and fifty cents, then gave the System a huge slap. Quit yelling! You're scaring away all my money! A 12.9kReads9.2Score1.7kShelves
43. 43 直 Livestream: The Cultivation World Has Turned Into a Meme, What Does That Have to Do with Me? 直播：修真界变沙雕，关我何事？ Enjoying the Ride坐享骑乘Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted Chen Feng transmigrated to the Mysterious Realm and started a livestreaming career. The System, which clearly had no regard for human decency, gave him a pile of bizarre skills. From then on, the world of cultivation got a whole lot weirder. [Voice of Filial Piety, Expert Appraisal Edition]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love? [Paper-Cutting People, Li Goushou Edition]: All-in-one funeral rites and ghost salvation. [Fifty-Cent Special Effects]: What? 29.4kReads9.2Score3.4kShelves

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    I stumbled upon these two books by accident, and they were hilarious from beginning to end. They're so silly and funny, I laughed myself to death reading them all night. I was laughing so hard I almost couldn't breathe! [Laughing][laughing] Every chapter is full of laughs, much better than other online novels. It's really enjoyable to read and definitely worth checking out.

44. 44 精 To a Lunatic, What’s a Ghost Anyway? 精神病面前，鬼东西算个球 Zoom Zoom Rabbit突突兔Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + mentally ill protagonist + invincible + System] A world where ghostly energy has returned. Chen Zhuo is a patient at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. The System fails to cure him. System: Let him do whatever he wants. I only provide technical support. Ghost Realm Bounty Board: Chen Zhuo, male, severe mental illness. Whoever takes his life will receive a billionfold increase in ghostly energy, several mansions, and endless luxuries. 4.6kReads9.3Score834Shelves
45. 45 我 I’m a Max-Level Ancestor. What’s Wrong with Raising a Few Hundred Million Kids? 我满级老祖，养亿点崽子怎么了 Luo Xiaoyao骆小妖Modern Romance918k WordsCompleted The short drama adaptation, My Xuanmen Ancestor, Why Do My Kids Spoil Me So Much?, is now streaming. [Spirit monsters + wish fulfillment + wacky comedy + supernatural + absurd humor + a mash-up of everything + no male lead (the heroine shines on her own)] (All the spirit beasts in the main cast have pictures. The full collection is in the book’s featured posts, so feel free to check them out!) After Shi Ruyi, the last heir of the Xuanmen, restores her body and descends the mountain, she discover 17.1kReads9.4Score2.1kShelves

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    🌺🌺🌺This book is absolutely fantastic! The female protagonist, a descendant of a mystical sect, descends the mountain a century later to find her runaway spirit beast offspring. Little did she know that these offspring would all become remarkable figures in human society. Tech tycoon: She's my mom. Triple-threat film star: She's my mom. Financial magnate: She's my mom. Genius doctor: She's my mom. Top international designer: She's my mom. ...

46. 46 天 The Worst Major Rules the World 天坑专业统治世界 Little Bee Carries a Tyrannosaurus Rex小蜜蜂扛起霸王龙Sci-Fi & Apocalypse275k WordsOngoing A global catastrophe transforms the world. Toxic substances fill the air, water and soil are polluted, and mutated creatures run rampant. The military is powerless, and the world order collapses. The fields once mocked as the “Four Great Dead-End Majors”, biology, chemistry, environmental science, and materials science, become humanity’s only hope overnight. Shen Yan (biology), Jiang Yubai (chemistry), Su Wan (environmental science), and Lu Ze (materials science): four geniuses from these suppo —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Add one to bookshelf][Add one to bookshelf][Admiring][Add one to bookshelf][Already interested]

47. 47 别 They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴，躺下讹他三万八 Yan Xiaonuo颜小糯Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.” 42.8kReads9.5Score5.4kShelves

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    These are all pretty good! 👍

48. 48 成 After Returning from Immortality, I Became a CEO’s Bodyguard 成仙归来后，我成了总裁保镖 Watching the Rain at Midmonth月中赏雨Urban377k WordsOngoing A vocational-school student is tricked by his childhood friend into joining a scam compound, where he meets Shu Wanqing. After making a clever escape, he is hunted by gangsters and falls into a rift in space, becoming a cultivator. In the immortal realm, he wipes out the demon clan and battles the realm's patriarchs. After reaching the pinnacle of cultivation, he returns to the human world. While seeking revenge, he meets Shu Wanqing again. She has inherited her family's fortune, and Ling Jue be 1.6kReads—Score103Shelves

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    A witty and humorous story! A super satisfying read!

49. 49 祸 Disaster Delivered: The Hilarious Villainess Is on Her Way 祸到付款：沙雕女配派送中 Jiang Yuqiao江遇乔Modern Romance308k WordsCompleted Also known as: Trouble, Cash on Delivery: The Hilarious Supporting Actress Is on Her Way [Dual transmigration into a book + System + Entertainment Industry + Unhinged Humor + Variety Shows + Livestreaming + Redemption + 1v1 Romance + Happy Ending] [A lie-flat, slack-off, unhinged celebrity × a sharp-tongued, hopelessly lovesick CEO] - Qiao Yan wakes up one morning to discover that she has transmigrated into a book again, becoming a washed-up minor supporting actress who’s so unpopular she’s prac 9.2kReads9.3Score1.2kShelves

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    "Love is worse than Silly": I finished reading it, it's super good, so funny! I laughed every chapter, there are so many jokes. It's my first time reading a dual transmigration novel, and I thought it was pretty good. The last chapter even has multiple endings. The male and female leads are childhood sweethearts in real life, no stealing, no robbing, no, hahaha, so hilarious! I was dying of laughter, highly recommended!

50. 50 被 My Former Fiancé, Whom I Tortured Body and Soul, Is Reborn 被我虐身虐心的前未婚夫重生了 Lazy Cat Who Doesn't Eat Fish不吃鱼的懒猫Ancient Romance277k WordsOngoing [Theatrical, sweet-on-the-outside scheming heroine x jealous, love-brained hero] (Mutual firsts + pure escapist fantasy in an alternate setting + unserious political intrigue + the hero gets hurt + a little chasing-the-heroine-after-losing-her + a touch of forced love + happy ending) On the second day after returning to the marquis’s manor disguised as his daughter, Wei Chenyu inexplicably gets a fiancé. Even more inexplicably, she receives a mission to win him over. Wei Chenyu looks at the miss 38Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book fits perfectly. In her previous life, the female lead had a mission to seduce the male lead, requiring her to simultaneously reach 100% love and hate levels. The male lead always believed she killed him. Reborn, he still loves her. The male lead is like a puppy, completely manipulated by the female lead. (The food is especially delicious.)

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