
I Told You to Die, Not to Pull a Stunt
叫你送死,没让你整活
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- Completed
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- 4.3M Words
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- Eastern Fantasy
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- Fantasy High-Concept
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- 6mo ago
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- Fanqie
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The content is okay. Many of the plots are very funny combined with the commentary. However, I would like to warn those who want to read the harem. This book has only one female protagonist. The other girls are just friends with the protagonist. Those who want to read the harem should check out as soon as possible.
A very good book. I think this book deserves 9 points. The rating is a bit low now.
I really like it. Although the first few pictures have the feeling of being a cliche in the Internet, I really got through it. The relaxed and interesting style is true. Don't talk about cultivating immortals and not writing about cruelty. This one focuses on humor and humor to write those truths, just like comparing Su Qing and re0. As for whether the relaxed and humorous style can be accepted by others, I really like it. (This is just my personal opinion, don't criticize if you don't like it) Big cheers for the author!
I really like it. This book is really good and interesting. I think every day when I read it, I think "Can you break off your limbs and be reborn again?". There are really many humorous places in the book. I like to read it when I am in a bad mood.
The beginning is indeed a bit cliche, but after the fourth film it becomes interesting, and the more you watch it, the more addictive it becomes. Without him, the single word is 6
The setting is quite new, the style is funny, and the plot is okay. Chapter 108 is very interesting. I hope it won't collapse later. I also hope the author will speed up the update, otherwise I will forget the plot after a long time.
Not a robot, this book is really good. I am willing to give a good review simply because I found this book interesting and willing to continue reading, nothing more. But to be honest, this kind of subject seems to be a good selling point, but in fact it is difficult to write. Because it is a relaxed and happy style, and it is a Dihua subject, it is still very imaginative. It is similar to the Dragon King novel about pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. If there is no good idea, once the writing is long, the Dihua plot will appear like a matryoshka doll, and it is not possible to come up with fresh content all the time in terms of laughter. I have read many similar books, and they all have a fairly attractive beginning, but then I find that I can't continue writing, so I start to drag it out or simply end it. But this book has at least so many chapters, and the overall impression is still very good. Even when it is obviously more enjoyable, it makes me feel happy instead. I hope the author can continue writing and look forward to seeing the follow-up plot.
Well written, very interesting, rewarded I accidentally sprained my foot when I was reading your book on the overpass. How can you compensate me?
It is an anti-routine book. It writes down all the common routines and then does the opposite. It is very interesting. There are a lot of foreshadowings, and the overall plot is also very enjoyable. Lao Deng is also an intensive Internet surfer and wrote this novel specifically for fun. The only drawback is that the update is a bit slow. I can't help but want to watch more every day. I miss Lao Deng's Jiba [angry] [angry] [angry] [angry]
It's very good, the writing is funny, and it goes against the grain. I just got a little bored after reading more than a hundred chapters in a row, all thanks to the author's writing style and skillful jokes. Realm skills and so on are not very important in this book, and the connection with the Son of Destiny is actually not very close later on. Except when there is a bug, you may forget that there is such a person. You won't feel anything about the protagonist's improvement in strength. What the protagonist does can make you laugh, but after you laugh, you'll be at a loss, and there's nothing impressive about it. The author should sort out the outline and find ways to deepen the main line. Overall, you can read it, the writing style is funny, the first chapters are eye-catching, and it's a good way to pass the time.