I Told You to Die, Not to Pull a Stunt
叫你送死，没让你整活
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- Completed
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- 4.3M Words
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- Eastern Fantasy
- Subgenre
- Fantasy High-Concept
- Updated
- 8mo ago
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Other names
- Xuanhuan: I Told You to Go Die, Not Become Invincible玄幻：叫你去送死，没让你无敌Alternate title on Fanqie
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The content is alright, and many plot points combined with silly commentary are quite funny. However, a word of warning to those looking for a harem story: this book has only one female lead; the other girls are just friends with the protagonist. If you're looking for a harem story, you might want to skip this one.
This is a very good book; I think it deserves a 9-point rating, but the current rating is a bit low.
I really love it. Although the first few chapters had a bit of a web novel formula that might have been off-putting, I actually got through them. The lighthearted and fun style is genuine. Don't say things like "cultivation" doesn't involve any cruelty. It's like comparing Konosuba and Re: Zero to something that's supposed to be humorous and witty.
I really love this book! It's so good and interesting. Every time I read it, all I can think about is "Can you regenerate limbs?" There are so many humorous and witty parts. I like to read it when I'm feeling down. ₍˄·͈༝·͈˄*₎◞ ̑̑ I hope everyone will check it out! (◦˙▽˙◦)
The beginning was a bit cliché, but it got interesting after the fourth page, becoming more and more addictive. Simply put, it's all about the number 6.
The premise is quite novel, it has a comedic style, and the plot is alright. I've read up to chapter 108 and it's pretty good. I hope it doesn't fall apart later on. Also, I hope the author updates faster, otherwise I'll forget the plot after a while.
It's not about robots; this book is actually quite good. I'm willing to give it a good review simply because I found it interesting while reading and am willing to continue reading—that's all. To be honest, this kind of subject matter seems like a good selling point, but it is actually very difficult to write.
Well written, quite interesting, I've given a tip. I twisted my ankle while reading your book on the overpass. How are you going to compensate me?
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