Chinese People Don’t Lie to Chinese People: Recommend Books That’ll Make Me Die Laughing 中国人不骗中国人,来几本能笑死我的书
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- 501 Is the Evil Consort a Stepmother Today? 妖妃今天当后妈了吗? Bai Daji transmigrates and binds herself to the Stepmother System, becoming a stepmother in a wealthy family. What kind of stepmother will she turn out to be? Let’s wait and see! A modern urban story about stepmothers and family intrigue in a wealthy household! 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 502 Honghuang: I, Shen Gongbao, Humbly Ask All Fellow Daoists to Stay 洪荒:贫道申公豹,请诸道友留步 Keywords: [Shen Gongbao * helpful and righteous * timely rain * warmhearted * values loyalty over beauty * Herald of Loyalty and Righteousness * Joyful Tathagata * Leopard Buddha] Shen Gongbao woke up one day reborn in the primordial world, on Kunlun Mountain. My name is Shen Gongbao, and I actually transmigrated into Shen Gongbao? The General Who Divides the Waters after the Investiture of the Gods? The general who plugs up the eye of the North Sea? Who understands this kind of miserable fate? 24.3kReads9.1Score2.1k14d adds
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Detective Conan: Playing a Deranged Double Agent in the Black Organization 柯南:在酒厂当一个疯批二五仔
Shengu Jieyue, code-named Golden Wheat Wine in the Organization. Known as a walking armory and nicknamed the Madman, he believes that if you can solve something by hitting it, there's no need to run your mouth. Conan: “If you keep beating up suspects for no reason and forcing them to confess, I'm reporting you!” Gin: “I suspect there's something wrong with him, but I have no proof.” Akemi Miyano: “I think Mr. Shengu is a good person.” Ai Haibara: “Sis, don't let him fool you. This guy is even wo
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- 504 EN Magneto of the Hyuga Clan 日向家的万磁王 [Byakugan]+ [Electromagnetic Force]+ [Railgun]+ [Science] A Hyuga awakens electromagnetic force from the start! What happens when you combine the Hyuga with electromagnetic force? Hyuga Satoru has this to say: What’s Gentle Fist? Even a dog wouldn’t learn it! Isn’t a railgun way cooler? What? The Hyuga have no long-range attacks? I’ll use electromagnetic force to develop a railgun. Within the range of my Byakugan, I can hit anything I aim at. Behold, the magnetic-storm sniper rifle! What? The Hy 17.3kReads9.1Score1.3k14d adds
- 505 Strange Tales of Food and Water Transport in the Tang Dynasty 大唐漕运食异录 During the Changshou era of the Wu Zhou dynasty, the Grand Canal’s grain transport routes weave together the empire’s wealth and secrets. Su He, the third princess of the Qingqiu Fox Kingdom, is escorting tribute goods along the Bian River when her ship is mysteriously scuttled in the middle of the night. The incident leads to the eerie prophecy, “The Luo River takes none back; shadows crowd the grain routes,” and a palace secret tied to the “dream of drowning.” Disguised as “Young Master Su,” 7Reads—Score—14d adds
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Reborn as a Cannon-Fodder Villainess, I Got Rich by Letting My Mother-in-Law Slap People 穿成炮灰女配我靠婆婆打耳光暴富
[Unhinged clapbacks + domineering mother-in-law + silver tongue + ruthless CEO + wild theories about the truth] She used her silver tongue to trick her way into a marriage, and he risked his life to protect her. An unhinged beauty × a loyal, devoted CEO: the ultimate push and pull, so sweet it makes your teeth ache, so satisfying it’ll blow you away! She relies on her formidable future mother-in-law to dish out face-slapping and rake in cash, living out her dream of retiring early from her 996 g
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A Ghost Car Hit Me, Then Accused Me of Faking It 鬼车撞我,说我是碰瓷
[Dark humor + lighthearted + ridiculous + brawler + big shots] On the night he gets promoted and a raise, a little umbrella falls out of the bag belonging to the woman he likes. Ultra-thin. Three to a pack. The big-shot HR reps, Black and White Impermanence, interview him. At last, the interview is over.
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- 508 I Donated Spirit Stones Worth a Hundred Million Times Their Value to the Sect, Terrifying the Empress and My Master 上交亿倍灵石入宗,吓坏女帝师尊 Ye Feng transmigrates to the Xuantian Continent, activates the Invincible Spendthrift System, and embarks on an unstoppable path of lavish spending. The head of the Xinghun Sect, Luo Qianxue: “I’m a holy maiden from the Upper Realm. After being ambushed, I was reborn in the lower realm, on the Xuantian Continent. All I want is to cultivate in peace, overcome my tribulation, and return to the Upper Realm as soon as possible. Ye Feng, can you stop squandering our resources? I don’t even want to de 20.4kReads9.3Score2.3k14d adds
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Reborn in a Shared Apartment, but the System Is in the Hehuan Sect! 重生合租房,系统却在合欢宗门!
[Rebirth + lighthearted comedy + System] Reborn in a shared apartment, he lives with several beautiful women. [Ding! Welcome back, Host, to the immortal cultivation sect...] Lin Yu: ?? I’m clearly in a shared apartment, so why are you saying I’m at an immortal cultivation sect? Watering flowers becomes [tending spirit plants]? Cooking becomes [studying medicinal pills]? Changing the bedsheets becomes [setting up an array]? This System is kind of interesting.
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- 510 My Scumbag Boyfriend Wants to Get Ahead, and My Girlfriend's Panicking 渣男求上进,女友慌了 “Young man, I can tell we’re destined to meet.” “Hold it. I don’t want to learn the Tathagata Palm, and I don’t want to protect world peace.” The old man: “…” He glanced around to make sure no one was coming, then sneakily pulled Li Lingfeng into a corner. “Listen, this is absolutely something you need to have.” With that, he pulled an ancient manual from inside his robe, so old it could hardly be any older. 12.8kReads8.9Score80414d adds
- 511 Ultraman Meme Recap: What Exactly Have You Been Protecting? 奥特盘点玩梗:你都保护了什么 One day. The worlds trembled. Videos appeared before countless people. One Ultraman after another was exposed in a public roundup. Mebius: My first battle on Earth, let me show off a little. Tiga: I really don't have a thing for monsters' horns. Gaia: I am the child of the Earth! The Earth is my mother! (Absolutely certain.) Agul: That devilish smile is slander!!! Orb: The Debt King? I'm just a wandering traveler. As one Ultraman after another was exposed, they all found themselves dying of 5.2kReads8.7Score31114d adds
- 512 A Record of Monster Containment in Tang Dynasty Luoyang 大唐神都妖怪收容日志 Foxfire Illuminates the Iron Case: Together, They Guard the Three Realms **Everyone knows she was a femme fatale, but no one knows she took the poisoned wine in his place.** The blood before Zichen Hall had yet to cool, while the historians’ pens carved “demon consort” into the record like blades. But when she broke free from the cold prison of the River of Forgetfulness, all she remembered was the blood-stained moonlight before Nuwa’s Temple, and a truth drowned beneath a thousand years of c 12Reads—Score—14d adds
- 513 EN Cauldron of the Medicine God 药神鼎 (Mortal cultivation + no System + lighthearted + not a saint + multiple female leads + fast-paced) At the Foundation Establishment stage, he wins over a Nascent Soul uncle-master and a Core Formation senior sister; at the Deity Transformation stage, a Mahayana saintess. See how Ye Fei, an ordinary mortal, encounters one lucky opportunity after another and joyfully cultivates toward immortality. It starts slowly, but gets better and better as it goes. If something doesn't make sense at first, try 77.2kReads9.0Score8.4k14d adds
- 514 Heavenly Abyss 天渊 (The print edition has been published and is available to buy online) A hundred years ago, Chen Qingyuan entered a forbidden zone called the Heavenly Abyss. His soul lamp went out, and everyone believed he was dead. Today, Chen Qingyuan has emerged from the forbidden zone alive, but his cultivation has been destroyed and his spiritual roots severed. With his beloved breaking off their engagement and the various sects bullying him, what is Chen Qingyuan supposed to do? “Chen Qingyuan, you have tw 974.8kReads9.4Score97.1k14d adds
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The Young Lady's Personal Trouble-Making Sidekick 大小姐的专属惹事跟班
My name is Qin Luo, and I found myself inside an urban novel that combined every kind of Dragon King storyline. From the start, I got the “Strongest Lackey System.” The more lackey-like things I did, the stronger I became. What else could I do? I chose to become Su Muwan's personal lackey. She would eventually become the final great villain. I provoked all sorts of chosen ones, seized their opportunities, and did every kind of evil. You ask who is pulling my strings? Hmph! You're not worthy of k
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- 516 Is It Really So Strange for a Delivery Driver to Show Up at a Crime Scene? 外卖员出现在案发现场很合理吧? [System + crime-solving mystery + one heroine] Food delivery driver Su He accidentally gets caught up in a murder case and binds to a God-Tier Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him a reward! With the System's help, his life starts taking some unexpected turns. “Hello, I need to report a murder. Mingjia Community, Building 1, Unit 2, Apartment 603. Someone's been killed... Yes, I'm safe right now... Two people are dead... The killer? Well, I locked him outside... I had nothing to do with 15.5kReads9.2Score1.7k14d adds
- 517 Writing a Diary in the Jie Sect, Tongtian Gets Played for a Fool 人在截教写日记,通天被玩坏了 Ying Yuan woke up one day to find that he had transmigrated to Mount Kunlun in the Primordial World. He had become an evil dragon, formed from the power of wickedness at the dawn of creation. As an innate evil dragon, he was steeped in wickedness and burdened by karma. The Human Religion refused to take him in, the Chan Sect despised him and called for his death, and the Dragon Clan of the Four Seas wanted nothing to do with him. With no other choice, he joined the Jie Sect as an outer sect disc 77.2kReads9.2Score8.4k14d adds
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The Perfect Maid 完美的女仆
My name is Jiang Che, and I’m the head of Listening Rain Manor. There was a time when everyone took a turn stepping on me. Now, they don’t even have the right to look up at me. I clawed my way out of the mud, outmaneuvered every scheme and plot, and built an empire no one else would even dare dream of. In everyone else’s eyes, I’m a ruthless living King of Hell. Only I know that I’m really just the one and only protector of a group of young women. They can shield me from bullets and keep watch
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- 519 EN One Entry Per Year: Even a Simulator Can Do It 一年抽取一词条,模拟的也可以? [Trait extraction + simulator + inherit everything + immortal martial arts] (Animated adaptation now available) Chen Yi transmigrates to a martial arts world and obtains a System that draws one trait every year. Unfortunately, all he draws are useless white traits. The probability of obtaining high-quality traits is extremely low, and the highest-grade mythical trait has a chance of only 0.001%! To improve the odds, he must raise his martial arts realm, but he has no innate aptitude and cannot c 415.6kReads8.8Score39.8k14d adds
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Ming Dynasty: My Years as Zhu Yuanzhang's Heckler 大明,我给老朱当喷子的那些年
If there’s anything you think could be improved, please point it out gently. I’ll make changes. Thank you. The protagonist’s official career: Investigating Censor, Supervising Censor, County Magistrate, Inspecting Censor and Deputy Censor-in-Chief, Censor-in-Chief, Grand Secretary of the Cabinet, Grand Secretary of the Hall of Cautious Diligence and Minister of Personnel. Gu Chen opens his eyes and finds himself in the Hongwu era of the Ming dynasty, as a low-ranking remonstrance official. He ha
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- 521 The More They Fawn over Me, the More It Proves I Was Reborn for Nothing 她们越舔我,越是说明我白重生了 (The blurb doesn't do it justice) Back in 1984, returned to a time full of regrets, Chu Hao silently resolved that this time, he would give everything to make the family reunion a reality… 19kReads9.4Score1.7k14d adds
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I’ve Been Reborn—Why Would I Still Chase After Her? 都重生了谁还追她啊
[Publication rights acquired] [Short drama released] [Comic drama released] One argument made Jiang Feng realize that his life had already been ruined. Just then, he was reborn in the 2014 college entrance exam hall. He was eighteen that year, and he and Gu Mengyao had yet to become a couple…
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A Self-Help Guide for Chives in the Cultivation World 修真界韭菜的自救指南
A broken bowl from the start: When gods start selling tribulation by the bolt... When the King of Hell puts a clear price on every year of life... Bai Xiaoxie uses dog urine to alter talismans and turns the City God’s golden statue into an automatic barbecue grill. He resells expired pills, mixing them with chili powder to make “Thunderfire Poison Pills,” and sets up a Beggars’ Guild intelligence network: ● Trades rotten vegetable leaves for intelligence on the local earth god’s offerings ● Help
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A Different Ming Dynasty: I Became a Saint with a Hundred Lives 异世大明:我用一百条命成圣
Alternate-history Ming Dynasty / Fighting for the People / The Art of Toppling Dragons / Loyal Ministers Who Risk Their Lives to Remonstrate / Rules Horror Lately, the atmosphere at court in the Fengtian Hall has grown rather grim. For several days in a row, officials from one particular residence have been risking their lives to remonstrate, and they really do die on the spot. “I stake my life on this remonstrance!” Here we go again. But Emperor Zhu Chongba has changed his approach, too. “Do yo
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I’m a Ghost Officer, So Why Are You Asking Me to Marry the Campus Beauty? 我一个鬼差,你让我跟校花领证?
[Just Started College, and I Married the Aloof Campus Belle] [I’m a ghost officer. You want me to marry the campus belle?] [College Student Ghost Officer] [Campus Belle Wife] [Marriage Before Love] [Ferryman] … Synopsis: On his first day of college, freshman Cao Ning is forced to marry Xia Shihan, his betrothed, whom he has never met. He thinks it’s just a minor incident, but when he returns to campus to register, he discovers that the beautiful upperclasswoman at the registration desk is the ve
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- 526 Tales of the Strange on National Highway 318 with My Two Spirit Dogs 我与通灵双犬的318国道诡事录 One national highway, half a hidden history of China; two dogs at his side, bearing witness to the healing heart of heaven and earth. Han Yuguo, a practitioner of traditional Chinese medicine, sets off west along National Highway 318 with a husky who understands yin and yang and a teddy who senses spirits. From the covered bridges and underground river of Lili Ancient Town to the mystery of dragon bones deep in Taihu Lake; from the poetic spirit of gold and iron along the Qiupu River to the tea 1Reads—Score—14d adds
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Against the Meridians: Liar, Stop! 逆经:骗子住手
[Original novel for the animated series This Taoist Is Not Quite Right] Life is unpredictable. The fit thrive under Heaven's law, Those skilled in force become generals, those skilled in strategy become kings. Born into the lowest of professions, he refuses to live like a nobody, He waves the yin-yang banner and sees through the Six Lines of Divination. Watch him play at being a spirit medium, watch him swindle and deceive, Watch him make ruthless decisions, watch him rise like a hidden dragon f
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- 528 After We Broke Up, My Ex's Uncle Kept Kissing Me and Spoiling Me 分手后,被前任小叔缠吻肆意宠 [Bewitchingly beautiful siren vs. aloof, abstinent heartthrob; one-on-one romance, both pure and devoted] One does the flirting, the other does the pampering. They fall for each other, save each other, and are so sweet it’ll blow your mind The author is hopeless at writing introductions. In one word, it’s sweet. High-octane sweetness from start to finish: sweet enough to make you roll around, pound the wall, and scream your lungs out to the heavens and earth. You can’t lose by investing, my d 13.3kReads9.4Score2.1k14d adds
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I'm a Cash-Grabbing Streamer! But the Big Spender Really Does Send Gifts! 我,圈钱主播!但大哥是真刷啊!
Jiang Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens a livestream money-grabbing System! As long as he earns gifts and tips and meets his cash-grabbing targets, he can receive random rewards from the System! And so, the internet's most shamelessly money-hungry streamer is born! "Boss! Singing, dancing, doing stunts, rapping, standing on my head, whatever other streamers can do, I can do too. And whatever they can't do, I can do even better!" "Boss, just tell me what you want me to do! As lon
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I Asked You to Write Something Inspiring, and You Wrote The Battle at Lake Changjin 让你写热血,你写长津湖
Su Zhou wakes up to find himself taking part in a live-streamed show called Class Is in Session! Contestants have to create something based on different keywords. When the production team gives them the prompt [Passion], Su Zhou sees the other contestants writing about [Young Love] and [Striving for Success]. He decides to take a different approach and give the audience a shock! The Battle of Changjin Lake, you're up! At first, the audience thinks it’s an essay about scenery, but the further the
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- 531 Ferryman: From the Start, Keeping Watch Over the Campus Beauty at the Crematorium 摆渡人:开局在火葬场给校花守灵 [Urban + campus beauty + college life + supernatural + ferryman + underworld + firearms] Heavenly Funeral Home Hiring Notice: Location: Cremation Room Job: Corpse Handler Pay: Day shift, 800 per day; night shift, 1,200 per day (must work at least seven days!) Requirements: Brave, no high blood pressure, heart disease, mental illness... Netizen 1: "Is anything scarier than being broke? 1,200 for one night? I'd not only carry corpses, I'd chase them down if they ran away." Netizen 2: "1,200 fo 5kReads9.0Score33614d adds
- 532 The Fourth Calamity: Goofy Players Defy Heaven From the Start 第四天灾:开局沙雕玩家逆天了 "You animals! A bunch of perverts just jumped out of the bushes and stripped me naked without saying a word!" "Sect Master, this is bad! Those scumbags emptied our sect. They didn't leave behind a single brick!" "My greatest regret is letting those perverts see my health bar!" "All troops of the Demon Race, heed my command... What the hell, they're all undercover agents! What kind of game is this?!" "I, the Deity... Damn, those troublemakers are here! Run!" Ye Nian: "What? I'm just playing 14.2kReads8.4Score1.2k14d adds
- 533 The Village Divine Farmer 乡村神农 Also known as: After Returning to the Village, I Have the Time of My Life Every Night Chen Ping, a medical student, is terminally ill. With his illness reaching its final stage, he returns to his village to recuperate. But on his very first night back, a shadow sneaks into his home... 46.4kReads9.2Score6.1k14d adds
- 534 The Great Ming Street Hustler: From the Start, I Made Zhu Yuanzhang Cry 大明街溜子:开局怼哭朱元璋 I woke up as a street punk in the Ming Dynasty, and got saddled with a lousy System that insists I do good deeds? “Seriously, does anyone else get how awful this emperor is?” I talked back to him twice, and not only did he fly into a rage and try to kill me, he started crying! 1.5kReads5.4Score—14d adds
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Slam Dunk: The Great Emperor Tsunoda 灌篮高手之角田大帝
If you don't read to the end, you'll never know what this book is about! It's definitely not just a story about leveling up with a System! [Comedy + Slam Dunk + Daily Life + School Life + City Life + Face-Slapping + Plot Twists + Romance + Transmigration + Rebirth + Weak System + Food + Suspense + Fan Fiction + Sports] These are the amusing exploits of the Great Emperor Kakuta. A comedic slice-of-life story disguised as Slam Dunk. In the Slam Dunk anime, Shohoku High School's basketball team has
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- 536 Urban Miracle Doctor: From the Start, I Tore Up Nine Marriage Contracts in a Rage 都市神医:开局怒撕九张婚书 Jiang Yu says, whatever you do, don’t compare yourself to me. As for medicine, my skills are second to none, and my touch can bring the dying back to life. As for strength, I’m unmatched, and no one of my generation can hold a candle to me. I’m the very definition of a winner in life. 13.9kReads9.0Score89714d adds
- 537 The Officials Hear My Thoughts: I’m Just Here for the Gossip 文武百官听我心声:我只管吃瓜 The animated series "Nono's Gossip Journal: Laughing All the Way in the Capital," Seasons 1 and 2, is now available. [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts] [Silly Humor] [Gossip] [Taking It Easy] [Comedy] Wei Yinuo transmigrates into the ancient past and into the family of a powerful official. Her parents are devoted to each other, and her siblings get along well. She lives a carefree life of luxury, enjoying gossip whenever she has the chance. She plans to stay happy like this forever, but then one d 14.9kReads8.8Score1.6k14d adds
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We’ve All Transmigrated into a Book, So Why Are You Still Exploiting Me, You Shameless Jerk? 都穿书了,你个不要脸的还压榨我
[Transmigrate Into a Book] [Beloved by All] [Hilarious] [Unhinged] Su Ning transmigrates into a novel about a lovesick simp, becoming the junior sister everyone bullies, the one even dogs kick when they see her. On her very first day in the book, she pulls down her fourth senior brother's underwear. She silently helps him pull it back up. "Senior Brother, your legs are pretty pale. Where'd you get those prosthetics?" Life in the sect is rough. Everyone dislikes her and takes advantage of her
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- 539 I Talked Back to the Boss and Got Fired, Then Was Rewarded with a Trillion 怼哭老板,被开除就奖励万亿 [This novel has been adapted into the short drama Fired Over Something This Small] [Hilarious] [A Cure for the Blues] [The Ultimate Working-Stiff Fantasy] [An Absolutely Hilarious Workplace Slice of Life] [Unforgettable] [A Fresh and Original Premise] Chen Dongsheng binds himself to a System that challenges him to get fired. Once he has been fired 100 times, he will receive the ultimate reward: one trillion yuan in cash. Boss: “Why aren’t you working overtime?” Chen Dongsheng: “Because I’ve cl 10.9kReads8.3Score1k14d adds
- 540 My Scrap Recycling System: It Turns Out to Be a Mouth 我的废品回收系统:竟然是一张嘴 [Comedy + Dumpster Diving + Everyday Life + System + Urban + Wild Imagination + Realistic + Hilarious + Tycoon + Scrap Collecting + Recycling + Getting Rich + Multiple Heroines] Everyone else's Systems are lifeless, but my System, Li Ran's, is alive: a pair of bright red lips. Ever since she came into my life, things have gradually started getting better. Comedy, a System, everyday life, dumpster diving, and meeting all sorts of women: that's Li Ran's daily life. I'm a handsome 32-year-old guy w 639Reads—Score4714d adds
- 541 Paying to Work Is Exploitation? I’m Investing in My Dreams! 交钱上班叫黑心?是为梦想买单! [Paid to show up at work] [Pretending to work] After three months unemployed, with his landlord hounding him for rent, Lin Yu activates the [Shady Merchant System]. Start a company and reach the pinnacle of life? This System is such a rip-off! [Desk fee: 50 yuan a day. Water: 1 yuan a cup. Bathroom: 5 yuan a visit.] Lin Yu puts up a sign reading “Dreamers' Shelter” and thinks, If I actually manage to hire anyone, I'll stand on my head and eat a keyboard! To his surprise, some suckers... no, drea 1.2kReads8.1Score16314d adds
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Once Upon a Time, There Was a Demon-Suppressing Pass 从前有座镇妖关
Once, there was a pass like this. Once, there was a group of people like this. Every inch of this pass was stained with blood. These people would not return until they were dead. All so that, amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood, in their final moments, they could turn around and see the lights of countless homes shining behind them, with peace and safety year after year.
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Apocalypse Bigwig Teaches Face-Slapping on a Parenting Show 末世大佬,娃综打脸教学
Lu Yushi, an apocalypse researcher who has been single her whole life, transmigrates into a book and becomes a cannon-fodder supporting woman who shares her name. She becomes a mother without any of the pain of childbirth. On a parenting variety show that takes the internet by storm, the original heroine uses her lucky golden finger to effortlessly crush the other guests and shoot to fame. Meanwhile, the original Lu Yushi is flamed by netizens for hitting her daughter and bullying others. She is
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Summoning: Who Cares How Strong They Are? Are They Badass or Not? 召唤:强不强不管,就问你叼不叼
[Power fantasy + summoning + pets + wild imagination + crafty schemer + comedy + absurd parody + shameless humor + snark + goofiness] [No whining, no dead weight. If you like whiny characters or people who get things handed to them, please move along.] The most badass Summoning System: summon the honey badger from the start! “Dare call me a short little runt? You’re finished. Not even Jesus can save you, I said it!” He’ll chase you to the ends of the earth, until the sun and moon go dark!
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Help! The Demon Lord and I Switched Bodies, and Now He's Carrying My Baby 救命!与魔尊互换后他怀了我的崽
[Hilarious transmigration + System space + body swap + sweet romance + yandere + two powerful, devoted leads + everyone’s favorite + ensemble cast + multiple couples] Ye Pianpian accidentally transmigrates into a cultivation world and becomes the most miserable villainess in the Longevity Sect. The System tells her she has to win over the Demon Lord to survive, but she swaps bodies with him the moment she transmigrates. She breezes through the entrance test, becoming a genius girl who draws ever
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A Journey Toward Life 一路向生
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- 547 From the Start: The System Locked Me Up Until I Became Mentally Ill 开局:被系统关成了精神病 [Invincible + Sword God + beating up the System + fast-paced] Lu Chuan was supposed to transmigrate to a high-martial world, but a screw-up by his goofy System sent him to a world of cultivation instead. To keep its Host from getting killed, the goofy System forcibly locked Lu Chuan away for a hundred thousand years. Unable to find a suitable template for the cultivation world, the goofy System could only have Lu Chuan practice swordsmanship from the high-martial world. A hundred thousand years. 121.5kReads9.0Score9.8k14d adds
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I Wanted to Be a Wise Emperor, but Eunuch Cao Is Far Too Thoughtful 本想成明君,奈何曹公公太懂事了
“Dual Systems: I Am Both a Wise and Foolish Emperor” After transmigrating into the body of an emperor, I became bound to two Systems. The “Greatest Wise Ruler of All Time” System urges me to attend court and review memorials, rewarding me with merit until I attain sainthood. The “Ruler of Foolishness for Ten Thousand Generations” System tempts me to lose myself in pleasure, rewarding me with unparalleled virility. I wanted to become a wise ruler for the ages, but Eunuch Cao is just too good at h
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When a Comedic Girl Transmigrates to Ancient Times 当搞笑女穿越到古代后
[The rating will go up!!!] An imperial romance about a powerful man who learns to bow his head [Transmigration + palace intrigue + comedy + political schemes + marriage before love + past and present lives + romantic rivalry + possessive love] A modern transmigrator who's silly and funny × a cold-faced, cold-hearted tough guy Ye Wenwen has transmigrated! Good news: She's in the powerful chief councilor's household in the Jiang Dynasty. Bad news: Her stepmother is making her marry the new empero
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After I Transmigrate, I Talk My Way to a Trillion-Dollar Fortune 穿越后,我靠一张嘴忽悠万亿资产
[Humor] [Hilarious] [Comedy] [Ridiculous] [Pure wish fulfillment] [Later-in-life marriage] [Romantic farce] [Laugh till you drop] This book is also known as: "Hilarious Transmigration: Making a Trillion in Assets by Bluffing"! This is a no-brainer wish-fulfillment story that doesn't get hung up on logic or common sense. It's here to help busy working readers unwind, shake off fatigue, and add a little fun to life. Niu Xiaotian, a trillionaire CEO, transmigrates into the body of a low-level food
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