Chinese People Don’t Lie to Chinese People: Recommend Books That’ll Make Me Die Laughing 中国人不骗中国人，来几本能笑死我的书

406 精 To a Lunatic, What’s a Ghost Anyway? 精神病面前，鬼东西算个球 Zoom Zoom Rabbit突突兔Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + mentally ill protagonist + invincible + System] A world where ghostly energy has returned. Chen Zhuo is a patient at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. The System fails to cure him. System: Let him do whatever he wants. I only provide technical support. Ghost Realm Bounty Board: Chen Zhuo, male, severe mental illness. Whoever takes his life will receive a billionfold increase in ghostly energy, several mansions, and endless luxuries. 4.6kReads9.3Score83414d adds

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I stumbled upon these two books by accident, and they were hilarious from beginning to end. They're so funny and silly, I laughed myself to death reading them all night. I was laughing so hard I could hardly breathe! [Laughing][laughing] Every chapter is full of laughs, much better than other online novels. It's really enjoyable to read and definitely worth checking out.

411 疯 Crazy Male Lead, Don't Be Afraid. I'm Just a Plain Old Pervert 疯批男主别害怕，我只是单纯变态 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance569k WordsCompleted [A print edition has been signed for publication] [Pure-hearted yet truly deranged male lead x fake psychopath female lead who does everything to survive] [From universally hated to universally adored * brothers’ road to redemption * both are virgins] Xiang Fengyu transmigrates into a book as the short-lived fiancée of a deranged male lead. From the start, she’s in danger of being killed after spotting a bloodstained shirt under his bed. She plans to use her golden finger, her knowledge of the p 21.2kReads9.5Score3.2k14d adds

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Just from the title, you know it's absolutely hilarious; it'll make you laugh nonstop! [Admiring]

413 牛 The Working Stiff's Cultivation Chronicles 牛马修仙录 Mi Duxiu觅独秀Urban782k WordsOngoing A nationwide online game turns out to be a path to immortality! Paralyzed from the waist down, he is forced to embark on the path to becoming an immortal! By day, Shi Jin is a food delivery guy, ground down by the hardships of life! By night, Shi Jin is a Great Golden Immortal, and all the gods from every direction had better keep their distance! This book has a bit of everything: spoofing Investiture of the Gods and Journey to the West, and wreaking havoc in the Celestial Court and the Primordi 23.9kReads8.9Score2k14d adds

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If you don't laugh after reading two chapters, I'll have to admit you have a high threshold for humor!

416 反EN Villain: The Female Lead Overhears My Inner Thoughts and Her Persona Crumbles 反派：女主偷听我心声人设崩了 Xiao Yu萧禹Urban2.7M WordsCompleted Tang Yu transmigrates into the world of a modern power fantasy novel, where he becomes a rich, playboy villain. Every time he survives a story arc, he gets a reward! He decides to play it safe and keep his head down all the way to the ending! From the start, he calls off an arranged marriage to avoid being beaten to death by the Dragon King! But unexpectedly, everyone is acting around him, determined to make him draw their hatred. Su Muyue: “You want to break off the engagement? No, you don't.” 78.8kReads9.4Score7k14d adds

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It's witty and hilarious. The first part is a bit timid, but it gets really fun and hilarious after reading a few more chapters 🤪 [licking screen][licking screen][licking screen]

419 搬 I Empty the Family Fortune, Then the 1960s Apocalypse Boss Goes on a Rampage 搬空祖产，末世大佬六零嘎嘎乱杀 White as a Grain of Rice米粒的白Modern Romance1.8M WordsOngoing [The audiobook, narrated by a real person, is now available. Go give it a listen! Transmigrates into a book + 1960s setting + laugh-out-loud antics + spirit spring space + crazy and ruthless heroine + face-slapping the scumbags + clearing everything out] End-of-the-world powerhouse Lei Qingyu transmigrates into a novel set in the era. The original owner was raised by her stepmother to be timid and submissive, and didn’t want to accept her arranged marriage and join the army. Her biological fathe 24kReads7.7Score3k14d adds

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This is a hilarious transmigration story set in the 1960s. It features a live-action narrator, a female protagonist who's a professional swindler, both eccentric and ruthless. The villains lead the way, and the heroine relentlessly cleans up the house, enjoying the satisfaction of emptying the house as she goes. She ruthlessly punishes and slaps the villains in the face, making them suffer terribly. The plot is explosive and incredibly funny; you'll laugh until you question the meaning of life.

420 飞 After Failing to Ascend, I Livestream Fortune-Telling and Leave My Clients Depressed 飞升失败后，直播算命客户抑郁了 Little Witch小巫Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [No male lead] + [Mysticism] + [Absurd comedy] + [Cultivation] She was one step away from ascending when she was struck dead by heavenly lightning. Was it the mercilessness of the Heavenly Dao, or was she just a terrible person? After taking stock of what happened, Xia Qingzhu decides to accumulate merit properly. Day one of fortune-telling: She gets a streamer who steals electric scooters sentenced to death. Day two: A seller of rock candy gets sentenced to eleven months. Day three: Someone ste 20.2kReads9.4Score2.8k14d adds

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Just from the title, you know it's absolutely hilarious; you won't be able to stop laughing! 🥰

421 让 I Told You to Seek Enlightenment, Not to Carry the Heavenly Dao and Take Off 让你悟道，没让你扛着天道起飞啊 Buddha Suffers Bitterly佛苦苦Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted Lin Yan transmigrates to the Luofu world, and the System immediately grants him the highest reward: the Hongmeng Golden Book! The Hongmeng Golden Book hangs above his sea of consciousness, sending his comprehension soaring beyond the heavens. He glances at the basic cultivation technique, Qi-Nourishing Art, and cultivates a wisp of Hongmeng Purple Qi, forging the supreme immortal root! He glances at the basic sword technique, Little Five Elements Sword Art, and comprehends the innate Five-Color 32.9kReads9.0Score3.1k14d adds

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These two books were written by the same author and are prequels and sequels.

422 重 Reborn in a Northeastern Mountain Village: Fishing and Hunting Across Two Rivers and Two Nations 重生东北小山村渔猎两江两国 Student Tianya小学生天涯Urban4.0M WordsOngoing Please give this five stars. Please give this five stars. I don't have much education or skill, and I can't write fancy prose. I use ordinary people's language to tell an ordinary story. If you like it, I thank you for your support with a clasped-fist salute. If you don't, please be kind and don't flame me. An artist can't make a living without noble-minded patrons. I offer my thanks to all of you, my dear supporters. 42.6kReads8.2Score2.9k14d adds

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It's definitely not going to make me die of laughter, but it's perfectly normal to laugh until my stomach hurts.

425 穿 After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Plucked the Male Lead’s Halo Bare 穿书后，我把男主光环薅秃了 Xing Wu An星梧安Modern Romance539k WordsCompleted [1V1 ultra-sweet + goofy humor and meme references + showbiz + variety shows + face-slapping + career growth] [Unhinged, laid-back showbiz CEO VS upright, brooding law lecturer] Wen Muyun transmigrates into a book. She becomes the brainless, vicious female side character in a domineering CEO novel, obsessed with the male lead and scheming against the heroine. In the end, her father dies, she goes mad, and her company goes bankrupt. Wen Muyun: I’m checking out and doing nothing. Let the cap 7kReads—Score77814d adds

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There's a subtle sense of humor in it—seemingly normal, but actually insane. If that's the case, then let's create something truly extraordinary for the world.

428 小 The Tiny Boss Is Everyone's Favorite, and She Coddles Her Scumbag Dad Like He's Her Placenta 小小老子当团宠，把渣爹当胎盘哄 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The print edition of A Boat in a Single Thought is now available on all platforms. [Comedy + raising kids + everyone’s favorite + 1v1 romance + devoted couple + the adult heroine’s love interest is Lu Jinghuai] [A funny, sunny heroine who actually has eight hundred tricks up her sleeve x a saintly beauty who is really a sinister, venomous schemer] Ji Nian transmigrates into a novel where the heroine is adored by everyone, becoming the universally disliked biological daughter of the heroine’s pow 89.8kReads9.6Score11.6k14d adds

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Guaranteed to make you laugh so hard you'll roll on the floor.

433 我 I'm Just a Chef, Director, Stop Adding Drama! 我只是个厨子啊，导演别加戏了吧 Give Me an Egg Burger来个鸡蛋汉堡Urban161k WordsCompleted [Food + film sets + everyday life + comfort food + warmth + healing + comedy + fun] Lin Zhou joins a casting call for extras and unexpectedly gets bound to a Gourmet System. From then on, he only ever plays cooks. He can be a five-star chef in a domineering CEO drama, or the head cook at a country banquet in a rural drama. He can whip up roadside restaurant dishes so fragrant they fill the air for miles, or make stall food so delicious you'll savor every bite. Whatever the role calls for, he'll 1.9kReads7.5Score14614d adds

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Laughing like a goose in a food-themed story, even though the characters are all quite serious! 💥 An extra, Lin Zhou, is bound to a food system, rendering the crew's boxed lunches obsolete, and the director goes crazy adding scenes just to eat prop food! 🎭 In a Western restaurant scene, the female lead's eyes are glued to the steak; the steak is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, a light pink color, but no blood, just pure juice. The director explodes: "I told you to look at the male lead, not the meat!" In a cafeteria catfight, the domineering CEO throws a spoon from his suit pocket: "Thud—" The villainous female supporting character laughs half-heartedly: "Hahaha, whose good-natured CEO has a spoon for eating dry rice in his suit pocket?!" 🍳 The director and screenwriter go crazy adding scenes just to eat props. • The director rewrote the script overnight: "Add a Manchu Han Imperial Feast to the third scene!" • The screenwriter cried as he added lines: "This dish... Contains the bittersweetness of life." • The producer: "This crew will be eaten into bankruptcy sooner or later." Laughing like geese in food-themed articles, even though the characters are all quite serious 💥 Extra Linzhou is bound to a food system, and the crew's boxed lunches are now unemployed. The director adds scenes to eat prop food! 🎭 In a Western restaurant scene, the female lead's eyes are glued to the steak. The steak is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, a light pink color, but no blood, just pure juice. The director is furious: "I told you to look at the male lead, not the meat!" In a cafeteria catfight, the domineering CEO throws a spoon from his suit pocket: "Thud—" The vicious female supporting character laughs half-heartedly: "Hahaha, whose good-natured CEO has a spoon for shoveling dry rice in his suit pocket?!" 😏 🍳 All for eating props. • The director rewrote the script overnight: "Add a Manchu Han Imperial Feast to the third scene!" • The screenwriter added lines while crying: "This dish... Contains the bittersweetness of life." • The producer: "This production crew will be bankrupted by all the food!"

434 精 When the Mental Patient Shows Up, Even the Ghosts Don’t Know What to Do 精神病一来，给鬼整不会了都 Elephant Takes On Bear大象怼狗熊Urban556k WordsCompleted Qin Chu became the top celebrity at Mancang City Mental Hospital thanks to an achievement no other patient could match: he peed on the city’s largest transformer, causing a citywide blackout that lasted two days. He was practically cooked by the electricity, yet somehow came out just fine. 2.8kReads8.6Score30714d adds

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I've finished watching the last three, yyds

435 真 Am I Really Crazy? It’s Fine, I’m Invincible Anyway 真疯了？没事，反正我无敌 Become a New-Era Failure成为新时代的废物Urban245k WordsCompleted [Superpowers + insane protagonist] One day, Yang Ling got bitten on the butt by the campus belle's dog. But he wasn't about to put up with that. Zhang San once said, “I can't beat a dog, but I can beat a person.” So he chased after the campus belle and bit her on the butt. She slapped him, sending him tumbling down the stairs. Then a passing car hit him and sent him flying. Next, the stretcher broke apart, and a nurse stepped on his head. On the way to the hospital, he got into yet another car a 1Reads—Score114d adds

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Humorous and lighthearted + silly + memes and witty remarks + packed with laughs ① Transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Bei is immediately subjected to moral blackmail on a high-speed train. Pregnant woman: "I'm pregnant, you have to give me your seat!" Lin Bei: "There's a cause for every grievance, and the child you're carrying isn't mine, why should I give you my seat?" Selfish hypocrite: "Young man, just give her your seat, it's not easy for a pregnant woman with such a big belly." Lin Bei: "I bought this seat for 600 yuan, pay me now, and I'll give it up immediately!"

437 寻 The Legend of Qin: Trails of the Dream Immortal 寻秦记之云梦仙踪 Gray Cat, Gray Cat灰猫灰猫Xianxia2.4M WordsOngoing Transmigrated into the Warring States era, only to become an ingredient for immortal cultivation? Why keep this Heavenly Dao around until the New Year? Watching the "immortal seed" squirm in his dantian, Xu Shenwu finally understood that ascension was all a lie. The spiritual energy ordinary people painstakingly cultivated for a thousand years was nothing but fertilizer for the great medicine grown for the immortals of the Upper Realm! The year he transmigrated to Yunmeng Mountain, he spent a wh 8.6kReads9.5Score74414d adds

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The same tears, the same pain! You can take a look! Searching for Qin, he finds Xiang Shaolong but gets trapped in a cave and scolded by monkeys. A wordless heavenly book leads him on the path to immortality. The adventure is thrilling, full of twists and turns, and even a bit funny. You can support it if you like! If you don't like it, just scroll away!

439 东 Northeastern China’s Absurd Cultivation: Nobody’s Reliable 东北沙雕修仙：全员不靠谱 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsOngoing [Northeastern China Comedy Cultivation] [Lighthearted Humor] [Fantasy Xianxia] [Sword Cultivator] [System] [One Female Lead] [Nobody Has It Together] While everyone else cultivates by flying through the sky on swords, Lu Qingheng's very first day of cultivation ends with his ancestral sword case ordering him to go patch a wall. The old case won't give him divine arts, spirit stones, or an invincible cheat. It only smokes, spits out notes, assigns chores, and shifts the blame. [Beginner Quest: Pa 135Reads—Score—14d adds

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The entire series is characterized by its unreliability and quirky writing style; reading a couple of chapters will instantly lift your spirits if you're feeling down.

443 八 1980s Military Marriage: The Madcap Days of Jiang, the Cannon-Fodder Chef 八零军婚：炮灰江大厨的发疯日常 Poor Sanqi!贫穷的三七呀！Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Period setting + pocket dimension + witty heroine + straight-man hero + scene-stealing kid Xie Yuanqing: Whatever you need, leave it all to me. Jiang Chang: Brother, you're such a great guy. How about we become sworn brothers? Xie Yuanqing: Why are you covering your nose? Jiang Chang: Bro, there's such a strong smell of the red-light district on you, it's choking me. Xie Yuanqing: You mean the smell of someone who's been traveling all day? Xie Yuanqing: Is my back smooth? Jiang Chang: That's 3.3kReads9.0Score41514d adds

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[Top Post][Request for More Updates][Request for Attention][Eating Gossip][Sending Hearts] Jiang Chang looked at the old widow, who was both naive and playful, and said with a twitch of her lips: "Auntie, you and Old Mrs. Tang have been fellow patients for about twenty days, didn't you have any other thoughts?" The old widow thought of Old Mrs. Tang, "Yes, she's waiting for the year-end arts festival, and she wants to put on a play for you." Jiang Chang said: "You see three old men fawning over her all day long, aren't you jealous?" The old widow's eyebrows were furrowed so tightly they could trap a mosquito. "I can't see eye to eye with her." Jiang Chang covered her mouth and yawned, "Why do you say that?" The old widow thought for a while before saying: "She said she wanted freedom and poetry, so I asked her, what kind of oil is 'freedom oil', and does it make stir-fries smell good? And then she ignored me for the whole afternoon?" Jiang Chang's lips twitched. "Later, she wanted to introduce me to some old men. Ugh, look at them, they were all ugly, and none of them even had proper jobs." Jiang Chang: A three-foot dwarf on stilts, an old widow with high aspirations for matchmaking. The old widow, however, was more interested in her story, pulling her arm and saying, "Girl, I saw it this morning, Xiao Xie left with a smile on his face." Seeing the old widow's winking, Jiang Chang chuckled, "Old Mrs. Tang has her freedom and poetry, I have my graceful figure..." The old widow watched the slightly lewd-looking man enter the kitchen, patted her flushed face, and muttered, "Little Jiang is right, some people find peace, some are loved, some are like stray dogs on the street, kicked and kicked again. I'm that dog!" Yellow Hair and White Hair: Woof woof woof~ [Sending hearts][Eating melon][Seeking attention][Seeking more updates][Top post]

446 道 The Taoist Temple Goes Bankrupt! The Little Taoist Heads Down the Mountain to Seek His Childhood Friend 道观破产！小道士下山投奔竹马 Yueyue Loves to Take a Look悦悦爱瞅瞅Modern Romance372k WordsCompleted [This story is entirely fictional. The setting is imaginary, so please don’t take it seriously!] Master said Jian Xi was born to make a living from the occult! Of the Five Afflictions and Three Deprivations, Jian Xi had two! Of widowhood, spinsterhood, orphanhood, and disability, she had orphanhood! That’s right, she was an orphan, taken in as a child! Of the Three Deprivations, she had poverty! That’s right, she could never save money, and she wasn’t allowed to have any! Sure enough, Master tra 22.9kReads9.3Score2.8k14d adds

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This novel is a laugh-out-loud masterpiece, utterly captivating! Its plot is ingeniously original, as eye-catching as a rare gem; the content is incredibly diverse and rich. The chapters are intricately linked, like finely tuned gears, propelling the story forward at breakneck speed. You'll want to devour it whole, feeling a lingering urge to finish it. Even if it means staying up all night with panda eyes, you'll be determined to conquer it, because every chapter is a gem, so brilliantly entertaining that it will leave you speechless!

449 全EN My Villain Family Can Read My Mind, and Now This Fake Heiress Is Everyone's Darling 全家反派读我心，假千金被团宠啦 Eternal Life for a Thousand Leaves千叶长生Modern Romance759k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + mind reading + everyone’s favorite + real and fake heiresses + going off the rails] Jiang Jiran transmigrated into a book. The good news: she became a rich heiress, and her whole family was made up of top-tier powerhouses! Her parents were heads of a wealthy family, her eldest brother was a domineering CEO, her second brother was a famous celebrity, her third brother was a miracle-working doctor, her fourth brother was a battle-hardened god of war, and her fifth broth 7.1kReads9.0Score1.3k14d adds

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✨①After the female lead dies, she transmigrates to a parallel world. As long as she plays the villain and follows the plot to the end, jumping off a building, she can return to her original world as a multi-millionaire! 🍀Meanwhile, her brothers, who have been corrupted by her, hear her inner thoughts. Later, they discover that anyone killed by the male and female leads can hear her, making her the darling of the group. The author keeps up with the trend, constantly introducing new tropes, making it incredibly funny! Highly recommended!!! ❤️ ②💛The female lead transmigrates into the body of a thirteen-year-old fake heiress, the family's nobody, but her family can hear her inner thoughts. There's also a very sweet and romantic storyline involving a night banquet!! The person the female lead transmigrates into might be from her past life, adding a touch of suspense. She also joins a mysterious organization, with the night banquet protecting her!!

450 笑 What a Joke! She Has No Morals, So Why Are You Blackmailing Her? 笑死，她都没道德，你绑架她干嘛 My Ears Don't Itch耳朵不痒Modern Romance356k WordsCompleted [Goofy + shameless + liable to lose it at any moment + meme connoisseur] Yu Yao woke up one morning to discover she had transmigrated into a book. Well! If this had happened to her, then nobody could blame her for doing things her way! On a variety show, the green-tea heroine said, “Lately, I feel like I’ve gained a lot of weight from eating.” Yu Yao looked at her bony waist. “Yeah, you’re way too fat. Eat less.” When asked why she’d joined a dating show, the green-tea heroine said, “I’ve never 13.1kReads9.3Score1.5k14d adds

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These are all pretty good.