Chinese People Don’t Lie to Chinese People: Recommend Books That’ll Make Me Die Laughing 中国人不骗中国人，来几本能笑死我的书

1. 601 七 At Seven Years Old, I Was Chosen to Take Part in the Rules Horror Game 七岁的我，被选中参加规则怪谈 One-Sixth六分之一Mystery522k WordsCompleted No female lead + national fate + eerie mysteries + comedy + unconventional ideas Lin Yuan transmigrates to Blue Star, a parallel world, and is chosen to take part in a rules-based horror game. From the start, he activates an SSS-rank talent. [SSS-Rank Talent: Ghostbane] [Talent Effect 1: Rules are completely useless against you. When you break the rules of a horror scenario, the corruption of its world has no effect on you.] [Talent Effect 2: When a creature in a horror scenario feels negative e 56.9kReads9.6Score6.3k14d adds

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   🔥🔥🔥It's off the charts! A world plunged into endless terror by the arrival of strange and unpredictable events. The protagonist, Lin Yuan, transmigrates into the body of a seven-year-old child, but with his SSS-level "mischievous kid" talent, he fearlessly defies fate. In those perilous and unpredictable dungeons, he's like a brave and fearless warrior, pulling out an old man's oxygen tube, delivering bizarre and outlandish gifts, breaking through layers of constraints with his crazy antics, and writing his own legend with passion and wit. The tense and exciting battles are perfectly blended with hilarious moments; every page will ignite your passion and keep you hooked. Turn the page now and embark on this thrilling and hilarious adventure! [OK]

2. 602 我 I've Just Got a Few More Abilities, Why Are You Panicking? 我就是能力多点你们慌啥 Thoroughly Seared Iron火烧通透铁Urban383k WordsCompleted (Light comedy, passionate, scheming, goofy, dramatized storytelling) “You bastard, why did you hit my little brother?” “Are you even human? My brother's only five! Once wasn't enough, you waited for him outside kindergarten and hit him again. Where do you live? Let's settle this in person.” Chen Hu: Who is this guy? Is he crazy? Oh, right, I remember. “It's not that I wanted to hit him. Your brother needed a beating. And you want to settle this in person? Just wait. Starting today, I'll beat you 7Reads—Score—14d adds

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   Give this one a try! It's funny, action-packed, and silly!

3. 603 索 The Orchid That Steals Lives 索命幽兰 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了16k WordsCompleted The Life-Reaping Orchid 83Reads—Score—14d adds
4. 604 秀 I Turned the Whole Class of Underachievers Around, and You Call Me a Homeroom Teacher? 秀翻整个学渣班，你管这叫班主任 Pomelo to Go with Wine柚子下酒吃Urban669k WordsCompleted Reborn as the homeroom teacher of a class of good-for-nothings, Lu Ze gets the [Super Hardcore Teacher System]. Lu Ze: Nice to meet you. How about this: Class monitor, make a group chat and add everyone. Class monitor: Sure thing, Mr. Lu. The next second. Lu Ze: All right, the 25 students who’ve joined the group, hand over your phones. What kind of teacher is this? What a scam! Another time. Lu Ze: Come on, everyone, repeat after me: “Though old, I am still strong; though my hair is white, my am 4.2kReads9.5Score52014d adds
5. 605 我 My Sect Has Eleven Graves 我的门派有十一座坟 Ten Lifetimes, This Life十世今生Mystery997k WordsCompleted Fantasy and the supernatural, with a lighthearted, humorous tone and a touch of horror. My name is Zhang Shiyi. I have ten senior brothers, so my name is Zhang Shiyi. But all ten of my senior brothers are dead. They’re lying in the graves outside. What? My master? He’s dead too. The biggest, roundest grave is his. Haha~ Well, congratulations, then~ Get ready to sing: Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations to you, hey! Congratulations, congratulations to you~ 24.2kReads9.1Score2k14d adds

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   These two books are absolutely hilarious. In the first one, Zhang Yang transmigrates to a cultivation world and causes all sorts of trouble, making the entire cultivation world both love and hate him.

6. 606 走 Why Have the Side Characters Following the Plot Turned into Such Goofballs Again? 走剧情的配角们怎么又沙雕了？ Little Leaf Chong虫小叶Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [No CP + infinite-flow + group transmigration + absurd comedy + a little mind-bending] A crisis strikes! People who fall into a deep sleep are randomly dragged into illusions. If they can’t get out, they die! Qin Qing never expected that staying up late to binge a show would lead to her closing her eyes and waking up in a completely different world. What the heck! Did I transmigrate? To return to their bodies in the real world, a group of equally unlucky people chosen by the illusions are forced 3.8kReads9.3Score46314d adds

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   Encountering the rampaging interstellar insectoid horde, ordinary civilians trembled in fear, while soldiers gripped their weapons tightly, attacking cautiously. A logistics officer warned, "Attention, combat personnel at the front! Aim for heads, and preserve the integrity of the enemy insectoid bodies..." The soldiers, though puzzled, did as instructed... The interstellar insectoids were annihilated, and the logistics officer immediately transformed into the "cookhouse" leader. Dismembering, chopping, and testing for toxicity—discarding the poisonous parts and collecting the non-poisonous ones... Then, starting the cooking process: heating oil, caramelizing sugar, adding seasonings, sprinkling salt...

7. 607 你 Have You and Her Done It Three Times Yet? 你和她达到三次了吗 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了12k WordsCompleted Have you and her done it three times yet? 514Reads—Score614d adds
8. 608 全 Magic for All: I’m the Only Cultivator 全民魔法师：我是唯一的修仙者 Tan Wuyan谭无颜Urban1.1M WordsCompleted The legend of a generation's Divine Emperor comes to an end, and a new story begins. Ye Feng was reborn in a world without cultivators, where magic was revered. On Blue Star, humans and demons were locked in constant war, and humanity fought for survival. After a lifetime of fighting, all he wanted in this life was to quietly be a shut-in. He looked down on magic and secretly cultivated immortality instead, but his cousin, who lived with him, thought he was a good-for-nothing and urged him to st 20kReads8.8Score1.8k14d adds

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   This is really six.

9. 609 一 One Wanted Criminal a Day. Classmate, Don't You Ever Take a Day Off? 一天一个通缉犯，同学你不休假吗 A Chick Crashes into an Eagle for Compensation小鸡碰瓷老鹰Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Catching criminals + criminal bait + everyday life + no romance] After the college entrance exams, Gao Ye stunned the nation with a perfect score. Reporters flocked to interview him, only to discover that he had vanished. When Gao Ye reappeared at the police academy's freshman opening ceremony, countless reporters rushed over. Reporter: Gao Ye, could you tell us what you did over the break? Gao Ye: Just a few little things. I caught a pickpocket, robbed a bank, spent a few days in prison, and b 29.4kReads9.0Score2.9k14d adds

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   Show it to me!!

10. 610 司 Commander Si, Why Are You Standing with the Monsters? 司统大人，您怎么站怪物那边了？ Little Black the Firebreather喷火小黑Urban3.7M WordsOngoing [No female lead + no romantic tension + no romance + ruthless and decisive] Amid the crowds beneath the neon-lit cityscape, there are monsters wearing human skin, walking among them just like ordinary people. The news says these people are called the Awakened. They feed on human flesh and are savage monsters. One quiet afternoon, an ordinary high school sophomore undergoes a transformation and becomes one of the Awakened, standing against all of humanity! To survive, he makes a pact with a god a 101kReads8.7Score10.2k14d adds
11. 611 你EN You Have Pangu's Axe, I Have a Barrett 你用盘古斧我有巴雷特 My Name Is Cheng Dapao我叫程大炮Urban2.2M WordsCompleted Also known as: National Transmigration: I Have an Arsenal [Not an Invincible-Protagonist Story]+ [One Heroine or No Heroine]+ [The Villain Is Ridiculously Strong] (Don’t read if you don’t like that) Heaven and earth undergo a transformation, and ten billion people around the world transmigrate at the same time to another world where only melee weapons exist. After awakening a personal divine weapon from the start, how can you survive in this perilous otherworld? Everyone else gets swords, spears 46.9kReads9.1Score4.4k14d adds
12. 612 一 A Stunning Debut 一鸣惊人 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了14k WordsCompleted A Stunning Success 131Reads—Score—14d adds
13. 613 这 This System Is a Little Too Much of a Rip-Off 这个系统有亿点点坑 Guanglong Yueyue广龙月月Urban781k WordsOngoing This is a modern supernatural novel with a System. It is more comedic than scary. There are no feats that instantly conquer the heavens, earth, and everything under them from the start, nor does anyone start out with tens of trillions. If that bothers you, read with caution. After saving a woman who had fallen into prostitution in a back alley, wage worker Zhang Haochen contracts a virus. On the brink of death, he unexpectedly activates the Virtue System. Fulfilling the wishes of ghosts earns hi 26Reads8.8Score10214d adds

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    Take a look, they're all pretty good.

14. 614 舔 You Don’t Understand the Art of Being a Simp 舔狗的境界你不懂 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了Marriage & Romance11k WordsCompleted You have no idea what it means to be a devoted simp. 117Reads—Score—14d adds
15. 615 王 Honor of Kings: This Carry Is Such a Troll, He Made Auntie Bai Cry 王者：这个陪玩太老六，气哭白姨 Sheng Yi胜峄Sports514k WordsOngoing After transmigrating to a parallel world, Su Bei became a sophomore and started charging an outrageous hundred yuan per session to play games with clients for money. Who knew that right from the start, he’d be picked by the unlucky Bai Yi and end up taking part in her “Heart-Racing Challenge” show? After triggering the gaming companion System, Su Bei gained abilities by absorbing emotional points. From then on, he couldn’t stop tormenting people. Bai Yi was his first victim, followed by Yaoyao, 2Reads6.9Score—14d adds
16. 616 魂 Reborn into Liu, Guan, and Zhang, I Leave the Warlords Stunned 魂穿刘关张，诸侯们被整麻了 Blue Triangle蓝色三角形Historical1.4M WordsOngoing [Absurd Three Kingdoms, the wildest unofficial history, pure comedy, and unhinged nonsense] In this world, famous generals all have special martial skills. Guan Yu’s Green Dragon Slash can cleave through city walls. Zhang Fei’s battle roar can make his enemies tremble with fear. Zhao Yun has infinite stamina, charging into enemy ranks and taking heads amid a thousand troops. The late Eastern Han dynasty is in chaos. The shameless Liu Bei, cautious Guan Yu, and righteous Zhang Fei join the eighte 120.3kReads8.2Score12.1k14d adds

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    Ying Yi transmigrated to a strange dynasty and became an emperor! However, Ying Yi had no desire to be emperor; he only wanted a swift and justifiable death and abdication so he could inherit his billions in wealth! Therefore, he began a relentless path of self-destruction! Politics emphasizes compromise, but Ying Yi never compromised! A cholera-ridden empress dowager? He'd curse her! A naive, idealistic empress? He'd curse her! A powerful minister who held sway over the court? He'd curse her even more!

17. 617 修 Five Years of Cultivation, Invincible the Moment I Descend the Mountain 修仙五年，下山就无敌 Half the Night一半夜色Urban2.5M WordsOngoing [Passionate urban action + decisive and ruthless + funny and lighthearted + no do-gooder heroine] “Dear apprentice.” “Your master is begging you, come down from the mountain.” Five years ago, Ye Fan was abducted by his beautiful master and taken to Kunlun Mountain to cultivate immortality. He became the temple's only male disciple. Five years later, Ye Fan, who had vanished and was believed dead, returns in triumph, possessing peerless powers. A hidden dragon plunges into the depths, stirring up 8.9kReads9.1Score80214d adds
18. 618 网 Online Game: I Maxed Out My Luck 网游之我把幸运点满了 A Fame-Seeking Nobody沽名钓誉之徒Sports1.7M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + wild imagination + gaming + ridiculous antics + passion + leveling up] Invincible from the start? No such thing. Being ridiculous from the start is the real deal. (This is a comedy about a total goofball. The first few chapters are setup, and there’s a lot of it, so bear with me.) Protagonist Jiang Feng: His thought process is anything but normal. He’s a complete goofball with painfully low intelligence, and he often does things no normal person could. Picked the wrong ID from the s 24.5kReads8.8Score1.8k14d adds

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    Absolutely hilarious and satisfying reads! [Laughing][Laughing] 2 Male-oriented satisfying reads: Live-streaming himself collecting junk, he finds everything, gets taken to the police station on the first day, but gets more and more powerful as the story progresses, even alarming the nation! 1 Female-oriented hilarious satisfying read! The female lead transmigrates into a book as a vicious supporting character, and the plot revolves around her constantly opposing everyone, targeting everyone in her life. It's hilarious, the author is so talented!

19. 619 娱 Showbiz: He Caught a Snake with His Bare Hands, and You Call Him a Pretty Boy 娱乐：徒手擒蛇，你说他是小鲜肉 A Lucky Fortune Slip一支上上签Urban636k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + System + Showbiz + Comedy + Livestreaming + The Ultimate Troll + Best Actor + Focused on Stirring Up Trouble… and Work! + An Overpowered Male Lead!] Ye Su transmigrates into a parallel world and becomes a D-list pretty boy mocked by the entire internet. How could he put up with that? He has to make a splash! He has to win fans! So he joins variety shows and completely derails their usual style. “He catches a venomous snake with his bare hands? It coils around his hand while he 11kReads9.2Score83914d adds
20. 620 无 Invincible! Be the Most Shameless, Take the Most Brutal Beating! 无敌！做最贱的人，抗最毒的打！ Gurgle Gurgle Gurgle咕噜噜咕Urban847k WordsCompleted [System]+ [Immortality]+ [Lighthearted comedy]+ [Modern city]+ [Cultivation world] [Ding! Congratulations, Host! You've obtained the talent: Immortal Body!] Holy Maiden of the Saint Lotus Sect: You shameless thief! How dare you peep at me while I was bathing? Prepare to die! [Ding! The Holy Maiden of the Saint Lotus Sect's emotional value has exceeded its limit. She is going berserk. Her attacks now inflict the status effect “Lavish Spending.”] [Ding! Hit by the Holy Maiden of the Saint Lotus Se 201Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Story Synopsis: The protagonist, who obtained the "Get Stronger by Getting Beaten Up" system, has already foreseen the future, destined to stand at the pinnacle of the world! The only problem is how to avoid prematurely dying while being beaten up—that is the question! Later, the system upgrade grants him the talent of immortality! Talent: Immortality (Unique) Talent Effect: Resurrection (Automatically triggered upon death). When the host dies, they consume a certain amount of emotional value to resurrect within a random range at the current coordinates, entering a weakened state after resurrection. Character Trait: Because the prerequisite for getting stronger by getting beaten up is that the attacker must generate negative emotions towards the protagonist, the protagonist is a bit of a jerk!

21. 621 身 Everyone Around Me Is a Liability. How Am I Supposed to Cultivate? 身边全是坑货，让我怎么修仙 Only Star in the Azure Sea苍海只星Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing “You bastard! I just won five million, and before I could even enjoy it, you blew my head off. What, you killed me and now you want to share my body? What about my money? My wife? You want it all? You son of a, ” A shameless protagonist, teammates who are a pain in the ass, unlucky enemies, and a mysterious world. Bai Jian picks up a minor character who even sabotages himself, then stages one hilarious and absurd adventure after another in a wondrous cultivation world, gradually uncovering its g 746Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Here is a brief synopsis of the novel: A hearty laugh echoes across the vast sea, revealing countless swindlers. Masters refuse to teach, brothers fight to the death, first love will kill you, lovers are transvestites, divine skills are all deception, swordplay takes only three moves, and the reason for longevity will become clear once you read it. Please review, Your Majesty.

22. 622 我 I'm a Fortune-Telling Streamer, and the Whole Internet Is Fighting for a Spot 我算命主播，一个名额让全网疯抢 Ren Xiao Shi牣小十Urban1.8M WordsCompleted Wang Yue transmigrates to a parallel world and inherits a fortune-telling shop on the verge of closing down. His 300-jin landlady is also eyeing him hungrily. Luckily, the System may be late, but it finally arrives, activating the Divine Fortune-Telling System at a crucial moment. From then on, he makes a point of telling fortunes in unconventional ways. Other people read palms, but he tells fortunes by looking at photos. Wang Yue: “You there, kindred spirit. I see a terrible omen hanging over y 22.8kReads8.7Score2k14d adds

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    A very funny novel

23. 623 夜 Night Fishing, When a Weasel Begs for a Title and Says She Looks Like a Beast-Eared Girl 夜钓遇黄皮子讨封，说她像兽耳娘 Tang Xiaotangguo唐小糖果Mystery846k WordsCompleted Fishing enthusiast Wang Kun transmigrates to a parallel world and decides to become a fishing streamer. Who could have guessed that supernatural forces would be returning in this world? On a night-fishing trip, he runs into a spirit: a weasel seeking a divine title. Weasel: “Hey, you there. Do I look more like a person or a god?” For the sake of his own happiness, Wang Kun replies, “You look like a golden-haired, beast-eared beauty who’ll do whatever I say, has boundless magical powers, and is s 14.4kReads8.8Score1.3k14d adds
24. 624 穿 I Transmigrated as a Sister-Obsessed Brother and Unlocked Cheat Powers 穿越，身为扶弟魔的我开挂了 Lu Feng陆锋1.4M WordsCompleted Alternate history + transmigration + comedy + absurdity + strong female lead. Synopsis: Ye Zhiyu smiles as radiantly as a mountain flower, putting her arms around the man who stands just below The Outcast and above everyone else. “Your Highness, Prince Zhao, you’re so powerful now. What kind of official post are you going to give me?” “I plan to make you Princess Consort of Zhao.” “Smack!” In a fit of rage, Ye Zhiyu gives the man in front of her a hard slap. “Have you lost your mind? I’m your si 141Reads—Score—14d adds

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    A lighthearted and humorous story about a brother and sister traveling through time together.

25. 625 我 I’m Reading an ECG, and You Think I’m Trading Stocks at Work? 我看心电图，你说我上班炒股？ A Lucky Traveler游者遇好运Urban205k WordsOngoing No female lead + lighthearted Lin Mu transmigrates to a parallel world, becomes a doctor, and joins a livestream reality show called All Walks of Life. Every year, hospitals get their share of airheads. This year, there are more than ever. A patient’s whole body turns yellow, and an online search says it must be a terminal illness? Lin Mu tells her she’s just eaten too many tangerines. A patient can’t get their contact lens out and thinks it’s gone into their brain? Lin Mu takes a look and finds —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    These are all quite beautiful.

26. 626 穿 I Became a Middle-Aged Princess Consort, and Dashing Is My Style 穿成中年王妃，飒爽才是我个性 Jing Si Yi荆四一Ancient Romance423k WordsCompleted Feel-good comedy + absurd palace intrigue + absurd household drama + the leads don't fall in love Young Gu Xinrou transmigrates into the body of a middle-aged princess consort. Her husband, Prince Jin, is a notorious flirt with seven concubines, and he even brings his mistress home. Unable to leave, Gu Xinrou refuses to put up with any misery and takes an unconventional approach: every day, she wants to beat up the prince. If she's unhappy, they fight it out. Facing the crowd, Gu Xinrou gives a 5.6kReads9.1Score51714d adds

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    It was hilarious; I laughed throughout the entire chapter without any fuss. The only downside was the extra chapters, which weren't funny, but they were still satisfying.

27. 627 我 I Feed Demons with My Own Body in the Demon Suppression Bureau 我在镇魔司以身饲魔 Six Gourds六个葫芦Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted [Get stronger when attacked by monsters + Transmigration + System + Invincible + Comedy + Villain + Demon Suppression Bureau] After transmigrating to a fantasy world overrun by monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a prison guard in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty’s Demon Suppression Bureau. From that day on, strange cases begin piling up in the prison, once known as a living hell and feared for its eerie, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the monsters in the prison scream every night? 68.7kReads9.3Score6.7k14d adds

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    ⭐Gu Qingfeng transmigrates to a fantasy world overrun by demons, becoming a jailer in the Demon Suppression Bureau of the Great Yan Dynasty. Bound to a system that makes him stronger when attacked by demons, he embarks on an invincible path. The Demon Suppression Prison undergoes a dramatic transformation; demons scream in agony every night, and even corpse demons become foot massage parlor workers. The once gloomy Demon Suppression Prison is plagued by numerous unsolved cases, unfolding a hilarious and invincible villain's comeback drama.⭐

28. 628 我 I Just Finished Renovating My New Home, and You Broke In to Get Married? 我刚装的新房，你们撬开结婚？ Wang Xiaoji王小吉Urban2.1M WordsCompleted Streamer Zhang Xiaoman had just spent a million yuan renovating a spacious apartment, but before he could spend even a single night there, a bizarre family broke in to hold a wedding banquet and trashed the place. How could he put up with that? No man with any backbone would! He had to stand up to them! Zhang Xiaoman awakened the Bizarre Behavior Cleanup System. He gathered evidence and sent the whole family to prison, helping clean up society. The mission was a huge success, and the System rewa 521Reads8.5Score10914d adds

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    These two books made my smile harder to suppress than an AK!

29. 629 美 American Hustler: The Truth Is, My Sister Is a Big Shot 美利坚倒爷，摊牌了我姐姐是大佬 Infinite Demon Rock无极魔岩Urban506k WordsCompleted After losing his job and wandering the streets of New York, Chen Chang'an awakens a System on the brink of death and finally rises to become the king of traders across the Three Realms. Ancient gold, modern weapons, and future technology: anything he handles can be sold for ten times its value. But one mystery has always nagged at him. System Xiao Ze says he has three older sisters, yet he's never met them. Then, during a Wall Street takeover battle, someone sabotages him, leaving his life hangi 107Reads—Score10414d adds

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    😅😅😅😅😅

30. 630 踩 You Stepped on a Land Mine and Called an Expert? You Stepped on the Expert 踩中地雷找专家？踩到的就是专家 School Beauty, Don't Make a Fuss校花别闹Urban376k WordsCompleted “Livestreaming while lying in a coffin, and from the start, skipping a lifetime of detours?” “Just trying to survive, but I keep finding weapons? A whole basketful, or even an entire armory?” “Got tired of surviving in the wilderness, so I went fishing. But every time I cast a line, I got nothing. When I finally caught something, it turned out to be a pig?” “Stepped on a land mine? Call a bomb disposal expert! But the person who stepped on the land mine is the bomb disposal expert!” … After tran 201Reads6.1Score—14d adds
31. 631 开 My Takeout Was Stolen from the Start, So I Turn Around and Sue for Ten Million 开局外卖被偷，我反手索赔千万 Silkworm Bun天蚕包子Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Billionaire + System + livestreaming + wish-fulfillment + face-slapping + ruthless schemes + comedy + bratty kids + Zhang San the outlaw + Zhou Jie + Dai Xiaomei + everyday life] Su Ran’s takeout was stolen and eaten by the brat next door. When he went over to confront them, the child’s shameless parents turned the tables and accused him of being petty, even demanding that he apologize. Just as Su Ran was about to swallow his anger, he suddenly awakened the Ultimate Stickler System. He promptly 76Reads7.4Score—14d adds
32. 632 猴 Monkey, Let's Team Up with Yang Jian and Rebel! 猴子，咱叫上杨戬反吧！ Ke Yiyi柯衣一Eastern Fantasy535k WordsCompleted [Alternate Universe] + [Wild Imagination] + [Journey to the West] + [Meme References] What if Tang Sanzang's three disciples were Nezha, Sun Wukong, and Yang Jian? Could they speedrun the eighty-one trials? Monkey: Pfft, why don't we just storm the Palace of Heavenly Clarity? Nezha: No. Not interested. Yang Jian said nothing, simply pulling a Seven-Treasure Exquisite Pagoda from behind his back. Monkey, Yang Jian, and Nezha exchanged grins... Just then, Tang Sanzang slowly stepped forward. Count 4.8kReads9.0Score73814d adds
33. 633 系 The System Made Me Change My Face, and My Ex Keeps Chasing Me to Bed 系统让我换脸，前女友追着我睡 Quiet Heart at the Ends of the Earth天涯静心Urban232k WordsCompleted After a car accident left me without any limbs, the doctor asked what kind of body I wanted. I said, “A hunk with an eight-pack.” The next day, my ex-girlfriend invited me to dinner and said her new boyfriend looked exactly like me. I laughed. Because she had no idea... That new boyfriend was me. On the third day, she got another boyfriend. Still me. The fourth day, the fifth, the sixth... Every time she started dating someone, it was the same guy. Until the seventh day, when her seven ex-boyfri 175Reads—Score—14d adds
34. 634 核 You'll Take a Nuclear Power Plant Job? And You Call Yourself an Electrician? 核电站你都接单，你管这叫电工？ Dizzy Bee晕头的蜜蜂Urban227k WordsOngoing After transmigrating, Lu Shu is inexplicably chosen to take part in a livestream program called A Simple Life. The production team follows people from 360 different professions, and the person whose livestream attracts the most viewers will receive a mysterious conglomerate's 30 million yuan cash prize. Lu Shu is completely baffled when he discovers that his profession is nothing more than an ordinary electrician! The viewers start egging him on: “An electrician, huh? How about touching a live w 3Reads6.7Score—14d adds
35. 635 老 Trust Me, Cao Cao, I'm Really Not Zhuge Wolong! 老曹信我，我真不是诸葛卧龙！ Red Lamb Wolf红羔狼Historical1.4M WordsCompleted "They say that with either Wolong or Fengchu, you can bring peace to the land. I have Mr. Zhuge, so the land can know peace." Cao Cao smiled at the young man before him. "Hey, Old Cao, don't get carried away. Trust me, I'm really not Zhuge Liang." Zhuge Qiu looked at Cao Cao with exasperation. He never expected that after transmigrating by accident, Cao Cao would mistake him for Zhuge Liang. "I understand what you mean, sir. Keep a low profile, keep a low profile." Cao Cao replied with a smile, 1.3kReads8.4Score13114d adds

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    ① A young pageboy abandoned by Zhuge Liang is captured by Cao Cao, who insists on treating him as Zhuge Liang and making him offer advice, leading to various comical situations. ② Subordinates create trouble when there's nothing to do, but the sect leader steps in when something happens. Orders are constantly being manipulated by subordinates, who then rely on the sect leader, who has no cultivation level, to handle any problems. The subordinates say that although they can't understand the sect leader's cultivation level, he always manages to turn danger into safety [thinking].

36. 636 万 Ten Thousand Races: This Human Is Absolutely Ridiculous 万族：这个人族简直离谱 Hard Candy Blossom硬糖花红Urban247k WordsCompleted [Comedy + Absurd Humor + Myriad Races + Livestreaming + Educational + Invincible] The Myriad Races Slaughter Game descends, and Li Pu awakens the SSS-rank ability [Emotional Plunderer]. By plundering the negative emotions he provokes in others, he gains all kinds of abilities. Plunder negative emotions, gain Strength +1! Speed +2! Stamina +3! Plunder negative emotions, gain Postpartum Sow Care experience +1! Plunder negative emotions, gain Biological Dissection Theory +1! Plunder negative emotio 90Reads6.0Score—14d adds

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    These are the kind of students who are absolutely hilarious for trying not to laugh in class; it's just that their scores are a bit low.

37. 637 天 Tianya Jingxin's 18th Book 天涯静心第18本书 Quiet Heart at the Ends of the Earth天涯静心Urban220k WordsCompleted My new work is here! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 23Reads—Score—14d adds
38. 638 驴 The Donkey Never Stops: My Seventh Book 驴不停蹄的第7本书 The Donkey Never Stops驴不停蹄Urban709k WordsOngoing 666Reads8.9Score—14d adds
39. 639 疯 After the Mad Emperor Redeemed Himself, All Under Heaven Became His Devoted Subjects 疯批帝尊洗白后，天下皆为裙下臣 Chuchu Ziyu初初子语Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted Original title: After Constantly Trying to Get Myself Killed, I Became the Emperor Venerated by All Di Yange transmigrates into a wish-fulfillment novel aimed at male readers, where she can only return home by getting herself killed. To make it back as soon as possible, she disguises herself as a man and does everything she can to oppose the protagonist and befriend the villains. In the end, through one careless mistake, she not only saves all the villains but also follows their path, rising ste 30.9kReads9.4Score5.3k14d adds
40. 640 御 Beast Taming: In the Urban Legend Dungeon, I'm the Lazy King from the Start 御兽：怪谈副本，开局我是懒大王 Chaos Without a Thought混沌无念Anime Fanfiction1.8M WordsCompleted [Rules-based horror + beast taming + comedy + System + no romance] The protagonist isn't a bleeding heart! (This isn't traditional beast taming or a national-fate rules horror story, so feel free to dive in.) After waking from a night's sleep, Lin Yu found himself transmigrated into a parallel world where people mainly made contracts with the supernatural. He was also a soon-to-be senior in high school, training to become a supernatural beast tamer?! "All I did was stay up late watching Blue Fox 10.7kReads9.1Score1.1k14d adds
41. 641 重 Reborn: I Took My Dog to a Massage Parlor, With a Technician, My Senior, and My Cousin's Wife 重生带狗会所按摩，技师学姐表嫂 Infinite Demon Rock无极魔岩Urban244k WordsOngoing Other people are reborn with their memories. I’m reborn with a dog. Other people’s golden finger is a System. Mine is a dog, and the damn thing turned into a man! He’s six-foot-three, has an eight-pack, and greets everyone with “Woof.” I took him to apply for a job at a club, and one bark shattered the windows on the entire floor. The club’s top star was my cousin’s wife. She pulled me into a room and flashed her police badge. “Help me steal a USB drive.” My cousin sent a Tibetan mastiff after u 1Reads—Score—14d adds
42. 642 开 This Talent from the Start, and You Expect Me to Cultivate Immortality? 开局这天赋，你让我修仙？ A Dog of a Strategist一条狗头军师Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted [Delusions of Grandeur] [Hilarious] “Holy Lord, actually, I’m useless!” “Ridiculous! How dare you lie to the Holy Lord? You’re clearly a peerless genius!” Chen Tianyang, a self-help guru, transmigrates by accident and joins the Glazed Sacred Land, becoming the senior brother of three thousand immortal maidens. Everyone thinks he’s a peerless genius, but a glitch in the System leaves him unable to absorb spiritual energy in this cultivation world brimming with it. All his techniques are nothing b 2.5kReads8.6Score17214d adds
43. 643 不 No Eavesdropping on the Emperor 不许偷听朕说话 Yin Zaishui尹在水Ancient Romance925k WordsCompleted An Jiu transmigrated into the body of a young palace maid who wanted to climb into the emperor’s bed. The moment she opened her eyes, the tyrant ran his sword straight through the maid who had tried to seduce him. The next day, the tyrant killed a senior maid who served one of the consorts. On the third day, a maid who tasted the emperor’s food died from poison. Being a palace maid was a high-risk job. An Jiu decided to work hard, save up, cherish her life, and stay away from the tyrant. But the 78.3kReads9.4Score13k14d adds

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    A very funny and imaginative novel

44. 644 三 Three Battles with the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 三打白骨精？俺老猪舍不得 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction26k WordsCompleted Three Fights Against the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 80Reads—Score—14d adds

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    "This desolate wilderness is most likely inhabited by a peerless beauty living in seclusion! Perhaps a wealthy young lady who has seen through the vanities of the world, or a gentle and kind immortal cultivator in the mountains!" I became more and more excited as I spoke, my mouth practically agape from ear to ear. Sha Wujing, however, still looked worried: "But my senior brother just said there's demonic energy ahead..." "Shh! Don't listen to that damned monkey's nonsense!"

45. 645 官EN The Halls of Power: A Nobody's Ambition 官场：一个小人物的野望 Ink as a Blade以墨为锋Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Starting as a grassroots police officer in 2005, he repeatedly cracks major cases. Amid the treacherous twists and turns of officialdom, he carves out a distinctive path to promotion. 132.2kReads9.5Score15.3k14d adds
46. 646 穿 I Transmigrated Into the German Army in World War II, Wanted to Surrender, but Kept Racking Up Military Merit 穿越成二战德军，我只想投降却狂拿战功 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷30k WordsCompleted Transmigrated as a German soldier in World War II, I just want to surrender, but keep racking up military honors —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    "Stop holding back, my foot! I wanted to surrender! I wanted to join the Allies, not capture them! Looking at the French soldiers kneeling in unison, at the admiring gazes of my comrades, at the approving expressions on the officers' faces, I was dumbfounded. My first surrender plan had failed miserably. Not only did I fail to surrender, but I also captured a squad of Allied soldiers, achieving a great feat. I was devastated."

47. 647 我 I Set Up a Barbecue Stall, and Being a Little Overpowered Is Only Reasonable 我摆摊卖烧烤，无敌亿点很合理吧 Nan Qi南柒Urban99k WordsOngoing [Comedy + absurdity + System + easygoing comfort reading] Why is the bath at the public bathhouse shrouded in steam? Why is the little monk who was kicked out of the mountains getting a perm? Why does the sixty-something bachelor in the studio apartment howl night after night? Is it a distortion of human nature, or the collapse of morality? No! Neither! With spiritual qi revived and exotic beasts running rampant, Nan Qi stands behind a pink Hello Kitty barbecue grill, hands in his pockets, and s —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Warning: If you click on this book, please abide by the following rules: 1. Do not read while eating. 2. Do not read while sleeping. 3. I am not responsible if you laugh yourself to death. (Friendly reminder: I suggest you make an appointment at the hospital emergency room before reading this book, I'm afraid you'll laugh yourself to death.)

48. 648 活 I Became the Indestructible Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 活成三国不死小强，谁都杀不掉我 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction24k WordsCompleted I’ve Become the Undying Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 74Reads—Score214d adds
49. 649 直 Live Beast Appraisal: Your Pet Beast Is Way Too Brazen 直播鉴兽：你家宠兽太开门了 Shan Yeh Huan衫叶涣Urban2.0M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + Beast Taming + Everyday Life + Lighthearted Comedy + System + Beast Appraisal] Lu Ye, an antiques-appraisal streamer, woke up one day to discover that the world had entered the Beast-Taming Era. As he wondered whether to keep streaming his antiques appraisals, he unexpectedly awakened a beast-appraisal System and immediately became a proud beast-appraisal streamer. His livestreams soon took a strange turn. “Your two-headed snake's right head doesn't look like its left one. It ha 26.2kReads8.6Score2.7k14d adds

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    "Huh?" Lu Ye really didn't expect there to be a sequel. "What else?" His ability to punctuate and whet the appetite is even better than the author's. [I feel like Second Master is more professional than the streamer.] [Indeed, the streamer only knows how to be a straight man, nothing else.] [This popular science is pretty good.] "What I said earlier was a conjecture, but it's true. After the dogs scared them a few times, they obediently laid their eggs." "But think about it, even if the chicks hatch, what if they encounter dogs again? Wouldn't they still have to obediently run for their lives?" Second Master asked Lu Ye in a storyteller's tone. Lu Ye thought there was nothing wrong with it, "Yeah." "Hey." Second Master slammed his hand on the table, "But guess what?" "These four chickens, after hatching their four chicks, encountered the Repulsive Beast, and they didn't run away!" "The chicks knew to run, but these four just collapsed on the ground, not even putting up a fight, just waiting for the dog to eat them." "I was stunned, and the dog was stunned too." Lu Ye was also stunned. What the hell was this? Shouldn't the survival instinct be something every pet beast has?

50. 650 胡 Don’t Be Afraid, Tutu! Grandpa Niu Is the Dragon King God of War 胡图图别怕，牛爷爷我是龙王战神 The Setting Sun Lights the Dragon夕阳点龙Anime Fanfiction364k WordsOngoing He was a peerless genius the likes of whom appeared only once every 13.5 billion years. He once single-handedly held off a million alien invaders. He was once the strongest fighter in the entire universe. During a ten-year campaign, the woman he loved most left him, and his best friend betrayed him in secret. Heartbroken, he went into seclusion at Fandou Garden Estate. He had planned to stay out of worldly affairs, live quietly on tea and simple meals, and let his life run its course. But then h 1.4kReads9.1Score12814d adds

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    If "The Mysterious Son-in-Law" is poison, then this one needs an "addictive" label added to its name! Although there aren't any more updates before the tomb raiding, the earlier chapters should be enough, right? [Eating melon emoji]

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