Chinese People Don’t Lie to Chinese People: Recommend Books That’ll Make Me Die Laughing 中国人不骗中国人，来几本能笑死我的书

1. 451 诡 The Bizarre Apocalypse: I'll Protect This Corrupted World 诡异末世：这个污染世界我罩了 Jiucai Huaye玖菜花叶Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.5M WordsCompleted [Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland + Mutants + Sentinels and Guides + Ensemble Cast + Contaminated Zones] The dark apocalypse ends, and the age of the wasteland begins. Countless mutants and bizarre contaminated zones devour humanity’s homes. When a remote town is swallowed by a contaminated zone, Yun Zhao, who has only recently awakened her powers, is forced to lead the entire town on a migration. Her origins are a mystery, and her strength is terrifying. Yet she can barely lift a thing, cannot carry 157.8kReads9.4Score26.9k14d adds

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   It's hilarious; the female lead's spirit form looks down on everyone outside her physical body. Everyone knows this. Xie Tu, an S-rank sentinel at Dawn Base, has a spirit form that of a ferocious fire phoenix. The fire phoenix points at Yun Zhao's spirit form, "It's so beautiful! I want to pluck all its feathers and give them to it." Xie Tu replies expressionlessly, "If you dare to run around naked, believe me, I'll turn you into a roast turkey and serve you on the table." The fire phoenix says, "But it's so beautiful, why am I not a peacock? I want to spread my tail feathers." Xie Tu: "Shut up!"

2. 452 十 Seventeen, How Are You? 十七岁，你好吗？ You Are Not My Everything你不是我的全部13k WordsCompleted How are you, seventeen? 1Reads—Score—14d adds

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   A book that makes you laugh so hard you'll die without breaking the law has arrived.

3. 453 比 A Beagle Nanny Crashes a Rich Family’s Messy Drama and Turns the Whole Family Upside Down 比格保姆乱入豪门狗血，创翻全家 Glazed Hues and Misty Rain釉色烟雨Modern Romance826k WordsCompleted [An Energetic, Half-Baked Mind-Reading Heroine x A Gentle, Insecure, Self-Controlled Hero; Modern-Day Fantasy + Wealthy-Family Melodrama + Utterly Unhinged + Unconventional Face-Slapping and Scumbag-Bashing + Salvation Through Persecution + Joy That Turns Everyone's World Upside Down] “Kiddo, you should know that after the founding of the country, no one is allowed to become a spirit.” That one sentence finally convinced Lu Ye that she and her mother weren't alike: she was a plain old human. Her 625Reads—Score6114d adds

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   A lighthearted, absurd, and wacky novel with a female protagonist who creates all sorts of characters; already completed.

4. 454 啊 Ah! The Villains I Drove to Darkness Can Read My Mind 啊！被我逼黑化的反派们能读我心 Yi A Ya一啊鸭Modern Romance692k WordsCompleted On the day she’s supposed to die as a vicious, brother-obsessed supporting character, she somehow gains the ability to hear the thoughts of her brothers, who have all turned evil! Standing on a high platform, Qiao Chuchu wails, “You’ll always be my brothers! I’m going to die right in front of you, so you’ll never forget me for the rest of your lives!” But what her seven gorgeous brothers hear is: [Hahaha, bye-bye! With a trillion in assets, I can live like a rich lady! You can stay here and suff 33.5kReads9.3Score4.2k14d adds
5. 455 聻 The Ghost Chronicles 聻鬼录 Wind Feather Illusion风翎幻Urban1.2M WordsOngoing 100% original, handwritten by the author [Urban cultivation + supernatural powers + beautiful female ghosts + hilarious comedy + all kinds of outrageous antics] As the saying goes: when a person dies, they become a ghost; when a ghost dies, they become a jian! The unlucky Long Gaishi accidentally encounters a ghost, defies fate, and becomes a ghost tamer, stepping into the bizarre and utterly ridiculous world of the supernatural. While others raise ghosts to battle, he cuddles up with stunning 3.8kReads9.3Score33714d adds

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6. 456 青 Youth Talks: From the Start, a Japanese Girl Kneels and Listens to History 青年会谈：开局小樱花跪听历史 Wealth and Honor Are Here富贵在地Urban400k WordsCompleted Youth Roundtable: From the Start, Cherry Blossom Nation Kneels to Hear History [Patriotic] + [A Guilty-Pleasure Story with No Logic] + [No Female Lead] + [Cultural Heritage] + [Heavily Revised Later for Certain Reasons, You Know What I Mean] Chu He transmigrates to a parallel-world Huaguo and discovers he's appeared on the global program Youth Roundtable. Lighthouse Nation: “What good is five thousand years of history?” Chu He: “Lighthouse Nation has less than three hundred years of history. How 2kReads9.1Score25514d adds
7. 457 我 It’s Not Like I Want to Be Your Girlfriend 我可不是想当你女友 You Are Not My Everything你不是我的全部Modern Romance597k WordsCompleted A head-on collision between two worldviews and two ideas of what makes life valuable. Every time she refuses him, she is saying: “Your money can't buy me.” “Your power can't control me.” “Your world can't tempt me.” 2Reads—Score—14d adds
8. 458 系 My System Is Out of Line, and I’ve Become a Trouble-Making Streamer 系统不正经，我成搞事主播 Zhoushan Gatekeeping Grandpa舟山管门大爷Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestream] [System] [No Female Lead] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Wild Antics] [Laugh-Out-Loud] A small-time streamer is doing an outdoor Livestream when he runs into a five-step snake and gets bitten! A deadly situation! How can he survive? Li Ke: “Don’t panic, guys. According to local folklore, anyone bitten by a five-step snake will die after taking five steps. So let’s try walking backward five steps and see if we can turn this around!” Li Ke: “If it works, I’ll walk backward ninety 13.1kReads9.1Score1.4k14d adds
9. 459 爆 Hilarious Mind Reading: The Prince Eats Gossip Until He Throws Up 爆笑读心术，王爷吃瓜吃到吐 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance452k WordsCompleted Short drama adaptation: The Hilarious Mind-Reading Art: The Prince Laughs at Gossip Until He Chokes Manhua adaptation: The Princess's Inner Thoughts Are Full of Gossip, and the Prince Is Hooked; The Princess's Inner Thoughts Can't Be Hidden [Historical fantasy + mind-reading + gossip System + silly comedy + System space + sweet romance + feel-good revenge + transmigration to an alternate world + palace and household intrigue + devoted and powerful couple + marriage before love + healing a posses 24.3kReads9.1Score2k14d adds

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   Humorous and funny, laugh until you get a six-pack ① Hilarious time-travel story with mind reading + gossip 🍉🍉 The prince gets so angry while gossiping that you'll laugh from beginning to end ② Hilarious mind reading story with a tyrant's two personalities and mutual jealousy, funny and sweet ③ Goddess doctor transmigrates into a coffin to be buried with the prince and wakes him up with a strong kiss, sweet and funny ④ Strong female transmigration story with a space to take down scum and build a career, super satisfying.

10. 460 在 I Clapped Back at My Ex Online, Then Got Hounded by His Boss 在线怼前男友却被他顶头上司缠上 You Are Not My Everything你不是我的全部Modern Romance306k WordsCompleted Original Tomato novel | CEO romance | Modern romance | Sweet love | Scheming hero | Both leads are each other's first | Pursuing his wife [The male lead steals the heroine from the second male lead / The second male lead faces a long road to winning her back; both leads are each other's first] [Sweet-faced but secretly wicked little “goddess” VS cold, sly, and flirtatious heir] In public, Tang Luyan is a sweet-smiling investment banking star known as the “goddess,” striding through life with con 10Reads—Score—14d adds
11. 461 我 I'm a God? Don't Spread Rumors! You Might Get Banned! 我是神？别造谣！小心封号！ Writing Is Just Going Crazy写文就是发癫Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [No female lead + no harem + unconventional ensemble cast + high-energy growth] The strongest permission-hog is forced to save the world Spiritual qi revival? Superpower awakenings? The world ending? This world has already been shot full of holes by these cheaters! Gu Xing, an utterly ordinary “G-rank loser,” awakens the ultimate cheat: [Administrator Privileges] Skill One: Warning Skill Two: Ban Passive Trait: Succubus Physique (debuff) [Dog-headed emoji for dear life] When a villain uses chea 14.7kReads9.0Score2.2k14d adds

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    The protagonist in the first book wanted to give up, but his true identity was revealed right from the start. The second book lives up to its title.

12. 462 战 My Gorgeous Russian Girlfriend Came to Meet Me, and I Made My Country Proud! 战斗民族校花奔现，我为国争光！ Floating in the Emerald Pond浮游碧池间Urban353k WordsOngoing [Seeking adaptations for short dramas and animated series. Thank you, everyone!] Are you crazy? I'm just a courtroom shark, and you want me to represent the country? Lin Hao is a star lawyer at a top law firm. After awakening the Law God System, he's dubbed the Iron Judge! Every case he takes on is a guaranteed win! Notorious thief Zhang Shihao: I robbed the Bagua Bank, and now they want to execute me! Lin Hao: You didn't rob them. They're slandering you, and they owe you damages for emotional d 170Reads8.9Score—14d adds

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    The lawyer stated in one passage that he directly sued, claiming that the child's body belonged to my country, and provided evidence.

13. 463 有 With the Tyrant’s Mind-Reading Ability, I’m Slaying My Way Through the Imperial Palace 有了暴君读心术，我在皇宫杀疯了 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance384k WordsCompleted [Hilarious Transmigration + Historical Romance + Mind Reading + Pocket Space with a Spirit Spring + Healing a Yandere + Palace Intrigue and Power Struggles + Sweet, Devoted Romance + Medical Skills] Modern miracle doctor Ye Li dies suddenly and transmigrates, becoming the neglected consort of a deranged tyrant. The tyrant is a madman, a complete lunatic, and every night he goes on a killing spree. The original heroine is blinded by love and gullibly trusts Prince Jin's vows. She helps him kill t 278Reads6.5Score—14d adds
14. 464 崇 A Western-Obsessed Me Meets a You Born and Raised Here 崇洋媚外的我遇上土生土长的你 You Are Not My Everything你不是我的全部Urban174k WordsCompleted From worshipping all things foreign to protecting our culture, from conflict and division to integration and coexistence, this story seeks to explore how we can rediscover the roots of our cultural confidence in an era of globalization. Just as tea and coffee can share the same morning, tradition and modernity will eventually find a balance. 8Reads—Score—14d adds
15. 465 这 This Guy Really Is a Secret Agent 这货真是特工 Chicken Breast Hunter鸡胸肉猎人Urban144k WordsOngoing [Investigation target]: Li Ang. [Known intel 1]: Li Ang has recently bumped heads with other agents so many times that he has mastered the Iron Head technique. [Known intel 2]: Li Ang once used peanut butter to successfully subdue a supervillain with a peanut allergy. [Known intel 3]: Li Ang declared war on a human trafficking organization, claiming that lately people have repeatedly asked him whether he has any shame. [Known intel 4]: When surrounded and beaten by several thugs armed with fruit 7Reads6.8Score—14d adds

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16. 466 陪 On the Night of My Burial, I Brought the God of War Prince Back from the Dead 陪葬夜，我让战神王爷起死回生 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance1.6M WordsCompleted Short drama adaptation: "A Doctor’s Graceful Colors" Animated adaptation: "A Doctor’s Graceful Colors: The Prince’s Beloved" [Hilarious + Transmigration + Sweet romance + Obsessive love + Devoted pairing + Imperial physician heroine + Palace and household intrigue + Inspirational] I was a military doctor with a PhD when I transmigrated, only to find myself about to be buried alive as a sacrifice for the dead God of War, the Prince? I grabbed the burial offerings and ran, planning to live in luxu 21.1kReads9.3Score2.4k14d adds
17. 467 你 You Think You Can Get Away with the Perfect Crime? No! You Can't Hide Anywhere 你想完美脱罪？不！你无所遁形 Mu Yan牧延Two Male Leads1.1M WordsCompleted [Two male leads, episodic investigations + overarching case, 1v1.] [The story focuses on solving cases, with romance as a secondary element. The romance develops very slowly and subtly. Early on, it's roughly a 9:1 split, with 9 parts investigation and 1 part romance. The romance gets more focus later.] [The male lead, Song Kui, isn't entirely a righteous person.] [Volume One: Song Kui, Tang Yu, Tao Li] [Volume Two: Song Kui, Tang Yu, Li Zeru] [Volume Three bonus stories: Chen Yunning, Rong Chen 2.6kReads8.8Score43614d adds
18. 468 我 I Have a Lover in My Hometown 我在故乡有情人 You Are Not My Everything你不是我的全部Modern Romance289k WordsCompleted They are all ordinary people. Their language is the sort that accompanies everyday actions in real life: unconsciously, naturally, and simply, they speak of the things they intend to do and set about doing on the surface. They cannot reveal their inner essence or prove they have the right to act. Nor can they claim that the tragedy they belong to is free from the constraints of chance and the peculiarities of individual personalities. And they are even less able to reflect deeply and express the —Reads—Score—14d adds
19. 469 做 Be a Concubine? You're Not Worthy! I'll Find a Better Match, and You'll Beg Me to Stay 做妾？你也配？另谋高嫁你下跪 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance565k WordsCompleted This book is now available as a full-cast audio drama, and it’s hilarious! Give it a listen! [Hilarious Transmigration + Medical Space + Sweet, Satisfying Romance + Power Struggles + Palace and Household Intrigue + Mutual Devotion and Strength] A genius in medicine and poison transmigrates to ancient times with a medical space. She wakes up in a coffin, only to have a bewitching man try to steal it? Her ex-husband favors his concubine, abuses his wife, and shamelessly claims her dowry? Her fathe 5.5kReads8.9Score54714d adds
20. 470 穿 Transmigrating into a Female-Oriented Novel: From the Start, I Scheme Against a Stunning Villainess 穿越女频：开局套路美艳女反派 Beyond Heaven倚天外Urban1.0M WordsOngoing [Urban + Fantasy + Superpowers + Giant Monsters, Wild Imagination + Anti-Tropes + Comedy] What bizarre scenes would unfold if an urban romance for women collided with a fantasy adventure for men? What strange stories would come about when a domineering CEO encounters a giant monster? Did the System malfunction, or did the author forget to write an outline... Find out in this book: “The Blonde Punk's Adventures” Someone transmigrates into a romance novel and becomes a minor blonde punk villain wh 1.7kReads8.5Score1.7k14d adds
21. 471 综 The Ultimate Anime Menace: Standing Up for Shy Kato Megumi 综漫大祸害：力挺害羞的加藤惠 I Want to Connect to WiFi我要连WiFiAnime Fanfiction708k WordsCompleted My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support inspires me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 5.8kReads9.2Score34314d adds

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    Crayon Shin-chan fan art

22. 472 宝 Treasure Boy: The Stay-at-Home Dad 宝藏男孩之家庭煮夫 You Are Not My Everything你不是我的全部6k WordsCompleted The Treasure Boy Who Runs the Household 21Reads—Score—14d adds
23. 473 我 Me! The Foolish Emperor's Brother, Whom the Rebels Call the Living King of Hell! 我！昏君兄弟，叛军直呼活阎王！ Wang Si Guozi王四果子Historical1.1M WordsOngoing [The System runs off from the start] [Dian Wei template] [Unshakable brotherly trust] [The greatest bodyguard general] The System abandons him from the start. Three hundred thousand rebels surround the capital, leaving just one imperial city and ten thousand guards. The rebels shout: “Hand over the tyrant, and we'll make you a prince or marquis!” The emperor says: “Take my head and secure your future.” What a joke. The emperor is my brother. If he's a corrupt fool, what does that make me? At lea 76.1kReads8.6Score6.9k14d adds
24. 474 穿 Transmigrated as a Background Character, I Beat Up the Hero and Villain 穿越路人甲，爆打主角和反派 Sikong Leiting司空雷霆Urban829k WordsOngoing [Funny + absurd + academy + schemer + fiery + everyday life + underhanded + not an invincible-protagonist story] Reporter: “Excuse me, passerby, are you happy?” Passerby A: “I guess I'm about to be. My spirit pet is a schemer, my buddies are schemers, everyone around me is a schemer, and I'm a schemer too. Every morning, I open my eyes and get mad half to death. I'm definitely about to be!” Reporter: “Uh... are you blessed?” Passerby A: “My surname isn't Fu. It's Jiang. Jiang Li. Li, as in Li Sa 1.6kReads8.9Score13614d adds

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    The low rating was due to a previous hiatus in updates, but it's back to normal now. Absolutely hilarious.

25. 475 传EN Legend Management Bureau 传说管理局 Pest Control Team Member杀虫队队员Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted (No harem, no formulaic plot, no invincibility, no System, no brainless decisions, and no wish fulfillment. Read with caution if any of that bothers you.) Du Yu dies an untimely death right at the beginning of the story. Hoping to secure a better spot in his next life, he takes a job with the Bureau of Legendary Tales. His job is to return to legends that have gone off course and put their plots back on track. He never expected that the first mission assigned to an ordinary mortal like him would 168.1kReads9.6Score21.5k14d adds
26. 476 综 Variety Shows Are Full of Fools, So I Become the Big Shot with My Silly Antics 综艺水浅王八多，我靠沙雕做大哥 Sanyingli三樱里Modern Romance561k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + showbiz + secret marriage to a tycoon + outrageous nonsense + everyone’s favorite] Qin Wanyin is a professional human shield, the sort who takes the hit for others. After retiring, she unexpectedly transmigrates into the role of a tycoon’s universally despised fiancée. The tycoon and his sweet, innocent sweetheart are all lovey-dovey on a dating show, while netizens slam Qin Wanyin as the other woman. Qin Wanyin: “I’m over it. Let’s call off the engagement.” The sweetheart pouts 13.8kReads9.5Score2.4k14d adds
27. 477 不 The Immortal God King 不灭神王 Guan Qi观棋Eastern Fantasy3.6M WordsCompleted Wang Ke arrived on an alien planet where the righteous and demonic factions were locked in a fierce battle over their respective ideals. Wang Ke only wanted to make money, though, and was so stingy that he drove both sides to despair, making them curse him as a total fraud. At first, Wang Ke only planned to make enough to get by, then become an immortal and return to Earth. But his ancestral sword wouldn’t let him. It used the Great Sun Immortal Art to drag him into the heart of the conflict bet 4.4kReads9.0Score51214d adds
28. 478 S My SSS Game Cheats Shock the World’s Top Brass SSS游戏开挂的我惊动全球高层 Ye Bing野兵Urban107k WordsCompleted (Game + God of War + System + Invincible + One Female Lead) Li Jie became a top-tier God of War at just fifteen, breaking every record in the God of War Hall. After an accidental injury forced him to retire, he successfully activated the game Lonely Fortress, turning it into a hugely popular global challenge with an SSS-level difficulty rating. As the only BOSS in the game world, Li Jie became the enemy of every player on the planet. Hunting players earns him game coins, which he can use to impr 6Reads—Score—14d adds

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    This book is very good. It combines game elements, a war god, a system, and invincibility. The protagonist is both the enemy of the world and the world's overlord.

29. 479 长 You're This Gorgeous, and You Still Want to Break Off the Engagement? 长得这么好看，你还想退婚？ Three Lamps and Five Chickens三灯五鸡Eastern Fantasy2.5M WordsCompleted [Laugh Rating: ★★★★★] [Xianxia fantasy + transmigration + no System + absurd comedy + if you like power fantasies, this isn't for you + the easily offended should beware + please check your brain at the door before reading] To keep the Six Realms at peace, the ancient Sword God perished alongside the Demon Ancestor, then defied fate and began cultivating anew. Before dying, the Demon Ancestor laid a curse on him, causing him to lose his memories after being reborn. He remembers only his life bef 31.4kReads8.0Score2.7k14d adds
30. 480 震 Shocking! The Entire Entertainment Industry Can Hear My Thoughts 震惊！全娱乐圈都能听到我心声 Tang Shiwu糖十五Modern Romance432k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy + everyone can hear thoughts + meme-filled + nonsensical wish fulfillment + later, everyone can hear the male lead's thoughts too] Qu Tiaotiao gets bound to an “All-Knowing Search” golden finger. It lets her dig up dirt on everyone in showbiz, so her daily routine becomes one long gossip session. What she doesn't know is that her fans can hear all her thoughts. Qu Tiaotiao: [What! That hot traffic star only lasts seven seconds!] Haters: “A man can be handsome, but he still has 4kReads9.3Score69614d adds

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    This book is super interesting. (I feel like Tomato's female-oriented novels are really amazing these days; even I, a guy, found them interesting.)

31. 481 别 Don’t Mess with That Recruit, He’s an SSS-Rank Cheat 别惹那个新兵，他是SSS级挂逼 Tree God树神Urban1.4M WordsCompleted Li Jie is reborn in the year 2000 and becomes a recruit once more. He successfully activates the “Top-Tier Life” System, which automatically grants him a top-tier skill every day. Day One: “You broke the world record in the hundred-meter dash, and you call that ‘running just a little fast’?” Day Two: “You broke the world record in the 3,000 meters, too?” Day Three: “All five bullets hit the bull's-eye and stacked on top of one another. Was that really your first time handling a gun?” Day Four: “ 1.7kReads8.7Score22814d adds
32. 482 修 The First Great Mess in the Cultivation World 修仙界第一混乱 Noodle King Zai板面王仔Eastern Fantasy2.7M WordsCompleted “Sect Master Sun, your sect is now a renowned sword sect in the northern cultivation world. What is your opinion of Dean Xu?” “I often tell people in the know that Dean Xu is my idol. People hunt him down, and he still tries to make friends and strike deals with them. He raises disciples until they reach Foundation Establishment, then stops teaching them and sells them off to other sects. Now his students are everywhere, and his people are all over the place.” “And how do the senior members of 177.9kReads9.5Score31.7k14d adds

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    🔥🔥🔥Highly recommend these four books! Hilarious and witty masterpieces, including fantasy, urban, and game-themed stories. 🌈They're absolutely hilarious and addictive! Definitely worth reading. [Sending hearts][Sending hearts][Sending hearts]

33. 483 娱 Showbiz: It's Supposed to Be a Dating Show, So Why Are You Getting Bai Lu into Shenanigans? 娱乐：明明是恋综，你带白露整活 Fellow Daoist, Don't Be Reckless道友别浪Urban855k WordsOngoing Also known as Let You Join a Dating Show, But Why Are All Your Songs So Wild?! Su Yuan transmigrated to a parallel world and, from the start, became sworn siblings with a female celebrity. It was only supposed to buy them time, but the male guest who was supposed to arrive still hadn't shown up. Bai Lu: “Cameraman, what's the next segment?” Cameraman: “Ask the host you just became sworn siblings with.” And so Su Yuan, the host, took the male guest's place and got swept up in the dating show's dr 4.4kReads9.2Score30014d adds

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    You'll see when you see it.

34. 484 杀 After Slaying My Way Through Instances, I Raise an Evil God by the Rules 杀穿副本后，我在规则里养大邪神 White Peach Wuwu Dragon白桃呜呜龙Two Male Leads1.1M WordsCompleted The print edition is now available under the title: The Fall of the Gods (Not for the faint of heart: nonhuman entities and terrifying monsters.) Yin Xiu has lived in a town governed by rules for six years. Normal players follow the rules and clear instances to stay alive. Yin Xiu, however, stays in town day after day. He doesn’t leave, clear instances, or go near the monsters. He does the bare minimum, takes it easy, and has practically settled into retirement. The town’s monsters have had thei 103.2kReads9.7Score14.5k14d adds

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    [Already recommended] The "double strong" combination of the top-tier combat power uke and the non-human evil god seme is full of tension. Yin Xiu appears to be a Buddhist and easygoing person, but he is actually decisive and ruthless. The evil god "It" appears in the form of tentacles, which is both dangerous and clingy. There is a hidden yandere feeling in the mutual redemption.

35. 485 告 You Reported Me for Practicing Medicine Without a License? Then I'll Give Your Illness Back 告我无证行医？那就把病还给你们 Xue Feng Xin Ling雪风心凌Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Dark transformation and revenge + satisfying comeuppance + miracle doctor + obsessive love + no saintly heroine + wild imagination + comedy] Song Bing, born with a disease-attracting constitution, gains a Disease-Transferring System. (Chronic illnesses? Female infertility? Androphobia? Come touch me. Touch wherever you’re sick. Song Bing can easily absorb and cure any illness he touches, then pass the absorbed diseases on to other people.) [Ding! Successfully absorbed irregular menstruation. Me 23.9kReads8.5Score2.4k14d adds
36. 486 重 Reborn in the Golden Triangle: From Mercenary to SSS-Rank War God 重生金三角从佣兵到SSS级战神 Ye Bing野兵Urban698k WordsCompleted (System + God of War + Revenge + Ruthless + Underworld) The uncrowned king, Li Jie, is reborn as a mercenary operating in the Golden Triangle. He successfully activates the Hunting System, earning System coins by killing targets and using them to buy supplies in the System Shop. “Congratulations, Host! You’ve received the starter gift pack: unlimited storage space, a Desert Eagle with unlimited ammunition, and danger detection!” “Congratulations, Host! You’ve purchased Power Gauntlets, which let 2.3kReads8.7Score16114d adds
37. 487 绝 The Peerless Master Is Actually a Lazybones 绝世高手其实是条咸鱼 Free Ash Gray自由的烟灰色Ancient Romance494k WordsCompleted The heroine is a straight woman with formidable martial arts skills. The hero is a scion of an aristocratic family who seems harmless but is ruthless beneath the surface. There are no palace intrigues or household battles because the hero and her father take care of every problem. Both the hero and her prince father dote on her. (Both are untouched; sweet romance.) 4.3kReads8.2Score35514d adds
38. 488 我 I Really Do Have a Soft-Rice-Eating King System 我真有一个软饭王系统 Song Xiangbai宋象白Urban2.0M WordsCompleted “Over 99 percent of the Host’s cells are dormant. You meet the basic requirements for living off others. Bind the system?” “Yes, yes! Bind it, right away!” Warning: To successfully live off others, you must first learn self-discipline!!! Warning: It’s a soft life, but you’ll still have to work hard. If you don’t like workaholics, don’t open this. Warning: The protagonist will live off lots of people (and animals). If that bothers you, don’t click. 112kReads9.3Score10.2k14d adds

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    Hilarious! Made me happy all afternoon.

39. 489 给 Just Leave Bad Reviews. Why Bother Playing Games? 给给差评就行了，还玩啥游戏啊！ Four Jin of Ribs四斤排骨Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Game development + original games + lighthearted comedy + subverting expectations] [Short drama now available] Lu Ming transmigrated to a parallel world and took over a bankrupt game studio. By chance, he bound himself to the [Moral Debt System]. Every time he did something “immoral but legal,” he earned rewards based on its impact. So, to get players cursing and turn that into profit, Lu Ming launched a series of outrageous schemes. With his left hand, he rolled out “Pay to breathe after loggi 11.9kReads8.8Score91514d adds
40. 490 第 The Fourth Calamity: You Say Humanity Is Weak in the Interstellar Age? 第四天灾：在星际你说人族势弱？ Yi Pingping一平平Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.4M WordsCompleted In the era of the Interstellar Alliance, countless races have united to fight off the invasion of the insectoid race. Among all the races, humanity is the weakest. As the only human to enter the Lord's Academy, he is assigned a remote, desolate planet. Danger lurks everywhere, and the insectoids could discover and devour him at any moment. Unless he can develop his own people and planet, Wei Yuan will not only fail to graduate, he may not survive. Luckily, transmigration comes with a System. Wei 30.2kReads9.1Score3.5k14d adds

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    The Fourth Calamity: A Star Trek

41. 491 老 The Old Monkey's Immortal Cultivation 老猴修仙记 Min Xi忞兮Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsOngoing [Mortal’s Journey · Beast Cultivation · Rise from Humble Beginnings] The latest Immortal Realm arc, with the Desire Immortal Palace plot delivering nonstop thrills… Overworked office drone Sun Shi transmigrated into an old monkey about to be slaughtered. His owner tied him up to take him to a restaurant, and the butcher’s knife was already at his throat. He narrowly escaped into a dark forest teeming with ferocious beasts, where even ordinary human cultivators could crush beasts with ease. Fortu 100Reads8.2Score10614d adds

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    Come on, let's see the funny stuff!

42. 492 诡EN Supernatural Awakening: I Can Become a Demon King 诡异复苏：我能化身大妖 Fallen Leaves Return to the Earth叶落归泥Mystery1.8M WordsCompleted [Ghost Stories + Journey to the West + Hilarious Comedy + Sunny Boy + Mental Illness + Positive-Energy Sayings] As the supernatural revived and the uncanny world fell into chaos, Jiang Chen awakened the Demon Transformation System. By provoking emotional fluctuations in ghosts and monsters, he could absorb ghost energy and use it to draw Demon Transformation Cards, taking on the forms of great demons from Journey to the West. Faced with all kinds of violent, savage, strange, and sinister ghost 169.8kReads9.5Score17.3k14d adds

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    Haha 😁 [Thumbs up][Send heart], these three books are personally tested and are hilarious! 📖📖📖📖 Highly recommended. The main theme is someone with no personal manners, and the sixth brother keeps making moves.

43. 493 我 My Irresistible Boss Lady 我的心动老板娘 Firestorm火烧风Urban3.6M WordsCompleted Talk money with the poor, and feelings with the rich! I refused to believe it, and got hurt from head to toe! It wasn't until the boss's wife appeared that I realized I had fallen into a whirlpool of human nature. My name is Yu Nan. My story begins now! 6.6kReads9.0Score85314d adds
44. 494 直 I Confessed to a Girl on Livestream, Then Tried to Sell Her a Fountain Pen! 直播向女生表白，推销钢笔！ Novel Cake in the Works小说糕制作中Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Male lead has a mental illness + villain actor + edgy and outrageous + prison-core + cheeky pranks + wild stunts + super satisfying with no angst + one heroine + sweet, sweet, sweet!] Chen Zu transmigrates to a parallel world. [Ding! Congratulations on binding to the Old Six Livestream System!] Chen Zu is on alert. Old Six? Who’s the Old Six? “Wear a prison uniform, put black shackles on all four limbs, then go on ‘Voice of China’ and sing ‘Tears Behind Bars’?” “Show up at a funeral with ten re 2kReads8.5Score12714d adds

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    Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people 🇨🇳. These books are packed with laughs. For example, the second book will make anyone who's read Journey to the West burst out laughing; I laughed so hard I almost choked! "The longest road I've walked is the road of your schemes," and "Sun Wukong has no martial virtues." The author's writing is witty, humorous, and lively; a monkey who believes his fate is in his own hands leaps off the page, with non-stop laughs and a collection of silly absurdities. Use this picture to trick your constipated author! [Smirk]

45. 495 野 The Wild Soldier God of War Series (Complete in 11 Volumes) 野兵战神系列（全十一册） Ye Bing野兵Urban1.9M WordsCompleted Li Liang had been taken by his father into the deep mountains as a child to learn all kinds of survival skills. As keen as a wild beast, he had superhuman marksmanship and could instantly take down a target hundreds of meters away without a scope. But when he took the military enlistment exam at eighteen, a twist of fate led him to be recruited by one of the world’s top mercenary organizations. A misunderstanding also branded him a murderer, and the military issued a kill order against him. Ever 1.8kReads9.5Score29114d adds
46. 496 长 The Chang’an Ghost Market: You Su Inn 长安鬼市之有苏客栈 Iced Moon Fruit Tea冰月水果茶Eastern Fantasy645k WordsOngoing Ghost Market, Eastern District: The Warm Jade and Rising Smoke Chronicles A comeback story about order, compassion, and chaos In the darkest corner of Chang’an, the Eastern District of the Ghost Market was once a lawless place where humans, demons, spirits, and the dead lived side by side. It was chaotic and poor, yet wondrously strange. Then three visitors from another world, Sun Qi, Han Yun, and Qin Yingying, arrived, and everything began to change. Bringing modern business ideas and a human 14Reads—Score—14d adds
47. 497 妻 My Wife Betrayed Me, Then I Discovered My Mother-in-Law's Secret 妻子背叛，发现岳母的秘密 Southern Song Commander南宋总兵Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + funny + everyday life + twists + face-slapping + multiple heroines + System] Wang Yu discovers that the child isn’t biologically related to him. The revelation is a devastating blow. Pain and sorrow flood over him. But fate’s drama doesn’t end there: by chance, he discovers his mother-in-law’s secret. The father-in-law and son-in-law meet each other’s eyes in silence. At a moment like this, who can comfort whom? Divorce is only the beginning. Two men bound by the same fate now em 34.5kReads8.8Score3.3k14d adds
48. 498 我 Those Years I Spent Eating Trash in Another World 我在异界捡垃圾吃的那些年 Stewing in the Mortal World炖煮红尘Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsOngoing From the start, get by on farts and grow stronger by eating trash. The humble Xiao Yang accidentally stumbles into a world of garbage, where he can pick up trash from all the heavens and myriad worlds at will. From then on, he never has to be a wage slave again... “Allow me to introduce myself again. The man standing before you is a bitter-love tree grower, a cosmic monster tamer, a Three-Body pancake master, a beneficiary of the Ink Dragon, a Sharingan wholesaler, a parasitic beast breeding e 17.9kReads8.7Score1.1k14d adds

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    🍁🍁The protagonist transmigrates to a garbage continent, embarking on an overpowered journey by scavenging trash. Garbage from countless worlds falls here: cursed beasts, the Trisolarans, external soul bones, Attack on Titan, Digimon, Pokémon, WALL-E, Plants vs. Zombies, Calabash Brothers, the Spirit Realm, Sheep Village, Evangelion, spirit insects, divine sources—the various worlds are stitched together incredibly well! The protagonist achieves his power through the garbage of countless worlds. Highly recommended!

49. 499 狙 Sniper Prodigy 狙击天才 Ye Bing野兵Urban199k WordsCompleted Sima Yun, a killer known as the world’s greatest sniper, takes on the identity of Wang Hai, a cook in a grassroots military unit. From then on, the lowly army cook begins an incredible rise, overcoming one obstacle after another as he takes part in the special forces selection process, on the verge of becoming an honored special forces soldier. But the killer organization refuses to let him go, repeatedly sending assassins to hunt him down and swearing to kill him, leaving him no choice but to f 2.8kReads9.1Score34914d adds
50. 500 西 Journey to the West: Breaking the Mold and Making the Buddha Cry 西游：反套路气哭如来 I Just Love Eating Meat就是喜欢吃肉Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted] [Funny] [Ridiculous] [Anti-Trope] Sun Xiaowu transmigrates into the world of Journey to the West as the yet-to-be-born Stone Monkey, and obtains the strongest Anti-Trope System. He manually adjusts the time of his birth, emerging three hundred years early and leaving the Buddha utterly stunned. From then on, Sun Xiaowu refuses to play by the rules. He won't become the Monkey King... He won't go seek a master... He won't wreak havoc in Heaven... Sun Xiaowu: I had no choice before. 660Reads9.0Score11214d adds

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