A Self-Help Guide for Chives in the Cultivation World

A broken bowl from the start:

When gods start selling tribulation by the bolt...

When the King of Hell puts a clear price on every year of life...

Bai Xiaoxie uses dog urine to alter talismans and turns the City God’s golden statue into an automatic barbecue grill.

He resells expired pills, mixing them with chili powder to make “Thunderfire Poison Pills,”

and sets up a Beggars’ Guild intelligence network:

● Trades rotten vegetable leaves for intelligence on the local earth god’s offerings

● Helps widows unclog their drains in exchange for dirt on cultivators

This novel is packed with witty, humorous, and hilarious moments from beginning to end!