Summoning: Who Cares How Strong They Are? Are They Badass or Not?
召唤：强不强不管，就问你叼不叼
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 562k Words
- Genre
- Eastern Fantasy
- Subgenre
- Fantasy High-Concept
- Updated
- 2y ago
- English
- Request a translation
Synopsis
Other names
- From the Start, I Summon a Honey Badger to Hunt Down My Enemies for Billions of Years开局召唤平头哥，追杀敌人亿万年Alternate title on Fanqie
Stats
269Chapters
2.7kReads · 30 days
1.2MReads · all time
270Shelf adds, last 14 days
8.6Score
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If you don't want to update, just say so. Why be so casual and perfunctory with your sister? It makes you seem like you're being presumptuous. You're frail, you need to rest more. It's your fault for urging me so much; it's upsetting you and hurting your health. But what does it matter to me whether you're hurt or not? Hurry up and update more, brother!
If the older brother doesn't want to update, he should just say so. Why be so perfunctory with his younger brother? It makes the younger brother seem presumptuous. The older brother is in poor health and should rest more. It's the younger brother's fault for urging the older brother like this. It's upsetting the older brother and making the younger brother feel sorry for him. But what does the younger brother have to do with whether the older brother is hurt or not?
It looks pretty good, but it's too short. [Staring emoji]
I'll give this a thumbs up first, then I'll become a veteran reader. I feel like this book will get better and better as I read it. When will that honey badger come back? Will the main character become a spicy snack dispenser?
Although the author's work is short and weak, it's really satisfying! A true "feel-good" novel, much better than those novels that try to be both reasonable and absurd. This novel is just pure enjoyment! There are no flaws; "feel-good" novels don't need much logic. Those that try to be logical while adding all sorts of ridiculous lucky encounters are much more enjoyable. Its main focus is realism.
The content is high quality and very funny, but could you please not include a harem element?
It's absolutely hilarious! I don't know why the rating is so low. Do you know the pain of trying to hold back laughter in bed at night? It's really good, just please update soon!
The content is quite good, and the author even gave it a good kick.
This book is a "feel-good" novel—feel-good, but also a bit twisted. The plot is fairly interesting, and the characters are well-developed. It's a harem novel, but the harem setup is unsettling; the women are all incredibly pretentious, and the harem is all about wiping away dirt without actually taking anyone in.
Regarding this matter, I'll just say a few words, and you'll understand. In short, this is the current situation. Everyone can see the details, and I've said a few things. You might not understand everything I've said, but that's the gist. If you don't know, don't try to guess; I've seen this kind of thing many times.