Chinese People Don’t Lie to Chinese People: Recommend Books That’ll Make Me Die Laughing 中国人不骗中国人，来几本能笑死我的书

1. 1 师EN My Junior Disciples Are All Overpowered, So I Have to Cheat! 师弟们都是大佬，那我只能开挂了 Rain Falls from South of the City to the West城南有雨落城西Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted The second junior brother is the chosen one of the plane. The third junior brother is reborn. The fourth junior brother is an ancient Sword Immortal reincarnated. The junior sister is the future Demon Empress. Everyone from top to bottom is a hidden powerhouse! Ouyang, the eldest senior brother, gives a crooked grin. “Well, then I guess I'll have to use cheats!” 124.5kReads9.4Score12.5k14d adds

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   [Heavy Blow][Heavy Blow] This is a novel that everyone in Tomato knows. I thought it would be an ordinary novel, but I didn't expect it to disappoint me. It's really super good. To be honest, I'm a veteran bookworm, and this book is really on the right track. Although it's a little exaggerated, it's very exciting.

2. 2 乡 The Country Doctor’s Good Life 乡村神医好快活 A Stone Blooms石头开花Urban3.7M WordsOngoing [Rural Miracle Doctor + Little Guy’s Rise to Success + Business Fortune] To protect Xu Taohua, Song Qian offends Wang Mazi and is thrown into a cave in the wilderness. By a twist of fate, he encounters the Lotus Immortal Empress and receives her legacy. To help Song Qian return her to the world of cultivation, the Lotus Immortal Empress expends her strength to pass on all the cultivation she has accumulated in her lifetime. With this legacy, Song Qian begins his path to turning his life around. 52.8kReads8.9Score3.1k14d adds

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   He was laughing so hard his jaw couldn't close.

3. 3 谁 Who Let Him Become a Police Officer? 谁让他当警察的？ Crow Doesn't Fly Planes乌鸦不坐飞机Urban647k WordsOngoing Xu Lai transmigrates to a parallel world, becomes a police officer, and unexpectedly awakens a god-tier detective System. Whenever he catches a criminal or solves a case, he receives a random reward from the System. The only problem is that the System’s rewards aren’t quite what he expected... “I’m a cop. Why the heck did you give me the skill to counterfeit money?” Xu Lai is initially close to breaking down. But on the very day he reports for duty, he runs into the leader of a counterfeit-money 25.9kReads9.0Score2.2k14d adds

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   It's a good read. The protagonist is a policeman, and the system gives him all sorts of criminal skills at the start, unlike other novels. This book is very interesting [laughs]. Putting everything else aside, just look at the ratings [laughs].

4. 4 王 Princess Consort, Stop Acting. The Prince Can Hear Your Thoughts 王妃别演了，王爷能听见你的心声 Sugar White as Snow白糖如雪Ancient Romance500k WordsCompleted [The male lead can hear the female lead's thoughts + the female lead can understand animal speech] [Goofy and lighthearted + absurd comedy + feel-good romance, sickeningly sweet] After transmigrating into a book as a disposable side character, she manages to annoy the villainous Big Boss into fainting from the start. She plans to take advantage of his weakness and finish him off, but the villain hears every one of her thoughts. Later, the villain finally loses patience and demands, “I hear you c 8.7kReads9.2Score95414d adds

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   Hahaha… [What?] Even in a society governed by law, a man who laughs at others has to pay… "Send the letter of divorce to the princess! Tell her I'm dead, and tell her to eat properly!" Hahahaha, don't even mention it, the guards are trying so hard not to laugh. I'm laughing so hard I'm practically flying off the roof.

5. 5 无 The Invincible Mountain Village Miracle Doctor 无敌山村神医 Stone Simmered Soup石头熬汤Urban2.9M WordsCompleted Feel-good medical fiction | Rags-to-riches comeback | Farming and fortune Xiang Yunfei, an orphan with an intellectual disability, had endured countless sneers. While helping a friend, he unexpectedly awakened a divine healer’s inheritance! One needle cures a hundred illnesses, one medicine brings the dead back to life! From then on, the village bully feared him, his neighbors respected him, and beautiful women fell for him! Put the worst troublemakers in their place, heal the sick and save live 8.1kReads8.9Score94014d adds
6. 6 天 The Four Rebellious Immortals of Heaven Are Here, Make Way! 天庭四大反骨仔驾到，通通闪开 Joyful Words Through the Years岁语长欢Ancient Romance367k WordsCompleted [The animated series is now streaming] Today's front-page headline in the Immortal Daily: “Attention! Heaven Has a New Rebel!” Sources say this person is the newly adopted sidekick of the Great God of the Three Altars and the Sea. People call her “Fourth Auntie.” Great Sage Sun rebels in the open, Erlang Shen rebels in secret, the Third Prince is ready to rebel at any moment, and Fourth Auntie rebels whenever I do. Wherever I go, she follows. These people do nothing but sit around and chat, yet 32.1kReads9.2Score5.6k14d adds

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   🍒This book is super fun, the female lead is so hilarious! Yama wants me to die at midnight, but I'm different, I'll die at 2 AM to show him [laughing through tears]. When I meet Nezha, I'm like: Hello boss 👋, I can serve tea and water, eat less than the Celestial Dog and don't have to scoop poop [hehe].

7. 7 官 After Announcing We're Expecting, the Villain Is Forced to Turn Over a New Leaf 官宣有崽后，反派被迫从良 Jiang Xiaokui江小葵Modern Romance660k WordsCompleted Animated series: Silly, adorable little darling, your kitty is here~ [Everyone's Darling] + [Little One] + [No Romance] Original title: After Announcing Their Baby, the Villain Was Forced to Turn Over a New Leaf Everyone knows the Fu family of the imperial capital is a prestigious clan. The five young masters are all exceptional talents, but each has a peculiar personality. The family patriarch is even more ruthless and utterly indifferent to others. That is, until they adopted a little girl fro 19.6kReads9.3Score1.3k14d adds
8. 8 恋 Dating Show: Why Are You Picking on Him? He’s Deficient in Virtue 恋综：你惹他干嘛？他五行缺德啊 Shui Yexiang水耶香Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + hilarious + showbiz + variety shows + meme jokes + dating show + straight-talking guy] Chen Yang transmigrated. He landed in the body of a man on the day he was about to be coerced into sleeping with someone for a career opportunity. He thought he was finally about to reach the pinnacle of life, but after seeing the wealthy woman’s face, the teachings of Mencius he’d learned ten years earlier struck him right between the eyes. Wealth cannot corrupt him, poverty cannot make him abandon h 121.3kReads9.0Score13.6k14d adds

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   All three books are quite funny, in my opinion.

9. 9 装 I Kept Up the Act for Two Years, Then They Suddenly Read My Mind 装了两年突然被读心了 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Signed for publication in print] Also known as When My Billionaire Husband Started Coughing [Brooding, secretly snarky CEO X quirky, 'fake' innocent flower] Qi Weiran was a CEO worth billions. Because he carried a rare gene, he had a body that never got sick. But he could only live to the age of fifty. After he died, half his estate would go to his contract wife. One day, Qi Weiran's body, which had never shown a single sign of illness, suddenly began to cough. His adoring young wife, who loved 28.9kReads9.5Score3.6k14d adds

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   These four different types of comedic novels are absolutely amazing, guaranteed to make you laugh! ① The pinnacle of romantic comedy, the female lead is a romantic killer and the comedic relief. ②④ The male leads are hilarious, the kind that will make you burst out laughing, hahaha. ③ A fantasy comedy, the female lead is incredibly strong and also very funny, and later she becomes the Heavenly Dao.

10. 10 张 Zhang Sangou’s Get-Rich Journal 张三狗发财笔记 Wandering Immortal of the Northern Mountain北山浪荡仙Urban2.7M WordsCompleted A comedy novel with absolutely no pretensions. A poor boy from the mountains refuses to settle for an ordinary life and ventures out into the world, carving out a place for himself through his own efforts. The cast of bizarre characters will have you laughing out loud. It gets more and more exciting as it goes. San Gou grows more mature and more cunning, with more and more schemes brewing in his head. In the end, he makes it! He becomes a billionaire. His journey is a whirlwind of chaos and laug 60.8kReads8.7Score6.4k14d adds

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    Do not read this book while drinking water, or you will spit laughter all over the person opposite you.

11. 11 叫 I Told You to Die, Not to Pull a Stunt 叫你送死，没让你整活 Qing Chen青沉Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted [Goofy]+ [Lighthearted]+ [Exploit system bugs]+ [Milk the system]+ [Wild imagination] Fang Chen has barely transmigrated to another world when he learns that he has agreed to a fight to the death with a chosen one whose engagement was just broken off. He’s already trembling with fear. His System awakens, and he thinks his savior has arrived. But the System’s very first mission tells Fang Chen to raise his cultivation, give it everything he’s got, bring out the chosen one’s potential, and then di 90.1kReads9.2Score9.8k14d adds

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    Holy crap, holy crap 🍊🍊🍊, I'm dying of laughter at this book. The male lead is a master at exploiting bugs. The system has been bugged by him so many times that it's decided to quit playing with him. Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, it's super hilarious.

12. 12 重 Reborn as a Simpleton, I Became a Billionaire by Collecting Scrap 重生二傻子，靠收破烂成亿万富豪 Wandering Immortal of the Northern Mountain北山浪荡仙Urban444k WordsCompleted A ninety-three-year-old man from another timeline transmigrates to 1982. His soul takes up residence in the body of a high school student nicknamed Ersha, or “Second Fool.” The student is known as the king of repeaters. At twenty-three, he is still in high school. The original owner of the body, Wu Dazhi, was nicknamed Gouzi as a child. Despite his towering build and weight of over two hundred pounds, he was timid by nature and afraid of trouble. People bullied him constantly, but he never dared 11.3kReads6.3Score91614d adds
13. 13 异EN Another World: My Life Has Cheat Codes! 异世界：我的人生开了挂！ A Salty Fish c一条咸鱼cEastern Fantasy5.9M WordsCompleted [Vampires, werewolves, technology, potions, ghosts, biohumans, divination, puppets, and every terrifying element you can imagine: this world has them all.] Lin En transmigrated into such a bizarre otherworld and became an apprentice at a potion shop. "Something is wrong with that man! He never uses anesthetic when performing surgery!" "That shop is a scam! The moment you go in, they find a pile of illnesses even if you are perfectly healthy!" "But wait, isn't that shop supposed to be the bes 138kReads9.6Score16.9k14d adds

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    These are all high-quality comedy stories, each one packed with laughs that will have you laughing so hard you'll squeal and get abs.

14. 14 我 I Pledged Myself to a Slacker, and the Metaphysics Master’s Secret Identity Was Exposed 我与咸鱼画押，玄学大佬马甲被扒 Oolong Milk Cap Tea奶盖乌龙茶Modern Romance500k WordsCompleted [No romance + mysticism + a cast of lovable goofballs + spiritual qi revival + a little wish fulfillment + secret identities + transmigrate into a book + everyone’s favorite] Gu Juanyan transmigrates into a novel about secret identities as a fake heiress side character with her brain in her backside. All she does is court death and give the heroine chances to face-slap her. After learning her situation, Gu Juanyan decides to keep out of trouble and live like a lazy fish. She had hoped to coast t 14.6kReads9.5Score1.7k14d adds
15. 15 皇 What Does My Royal Younger Brother Have to Do with My Ill Sister? 皇姐凤体有恙，关臣弟什么事？ Written on Paper写到纸上Historical1.2M WordsCompleted Had the martial arts world fallen into decline, with all the powerful figures hidden away? It turned out they’d been killed by his own father! That day “The pinnacle of martial arts isn’t simply transcending the limits of individual strength. Beyond that lies the struggle for the Mandate of Heaven and the contest for the world’s fortune. Only by gathering the fortune of all under heaven and bearing the faith of all living beings can one claim the title of Human Emperor, truly rule the four seas, 5.9kReads8.8Score80114d adds
16. 16 最 The Ultimate Schemer: I Lower the Bar for Romance-Focused Fiction 最强毒士，我拉低女频世界下限 Gatsby Can't Get Back on His Feet盖兹比不会翻身Historical1.4M WordsOngoing [Transmigrate into a Book + Poison-Tongued Strategist + Ruthless + No Romance + Comedy + Maximum Satisfaction] Lin Yi transmigrates into a romance novel and becomes a strategist by the female lead’s side? Having read the original, he knows: The female lead, Su He, may be a princess with power in her hands, but she’s an utterly love-addled saint! Her younger brother the emperor, her princess consort, even her maids and servants can all bully her! Fortunately, Lin Yi has the [Strongest Poison-Tong 4.4kReads8.3Score34814d adds
17. 17 我 I, the Ultimate Schemer: The Empress Calls Me a Living Yama 我，最强毒士，女帝直呼活阎王 Xing Xing Zi星星子Historical4.3M WordsOngoing [Search Tomato to watch the short drama: The Third Greatest Stratagem of All Time] Gao Yang transmigrated to the Great Qian Dynasty just as the Empress ascended the throne and began recruiting talent from across the land. So he volunteered himself as a poison strategist! The Empress: “Suppose you personally wiped out your enemy's entire family. As you looked at the bodies scattered everywhere, you suddenly realized there was still a child in the house. What would you do?” Gao Yang: “I'd say, ‘Re 382.6kReads9.2Score32.3k14d adds
18. 18 娱 Showbiz: You Were Told to Film a Dating Show, So Why Are You Stealing the Spotlight? 娱乐：让你拍恋综，你当显眼包？ A Noble Stranger高尚的陌生人Urban506k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + livestreaming + dating variety show + comedy + absurd humor + lighthearted] Lu Ze transmigrates to a parallel world. He discovers he's become a washed-up pretty boy. His singing, dancing, and rapping are all terrible... On a whim, he decides to test the waters by joining a variety show called Love Is 100 Percent. Just then... He gets bound to the Keeping It Real System. The more authentic his behavior, the more rewards he gets. Too hot outside? He changes straight into the ultimate su —Reads—Score—14d adds
19. 19 反EN Villain: My Little Brother is the Chosen One 反派：我的弟弟是天选之子 I Keep a Fat Rabbit家养了只肥兔Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted "Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain 342.4kReads9.5Score38.6k14d adds
20. 20 开EN Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban8.9M WordsCompleted [Qingfeng's new novel, This Player Has a Problem in the Head, is currently serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Potions of Strength? Detoxifying Yellow Beans? Lucky Cherries? They're flying off the shelves! The world's top tycoons, richest man, popular streamers, and peak powerhouses all come to buy them. Jiang Na 333.1kReads9.7Score43.5k14d adds

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    I've listened to the audiobook four times, read the novel twice, and now I'm listening to it for the fifth time at work. I never get tired of it; it makes you laugh and then cry, and cry and then laugh again. Enough said, just keep listening!

21. 21 恋 Dating Show: I Became a Top-Tier Star by Being Shameless 恋综：缺德的我成为了顶流 Feng Qian Eats Sweet Potatoes风浅吃地瓜Urban1.4M WordsCompleted The short drama adapted from this novel, Dating Show Oddball: The Top-Tier Star Can't Take It Anymore, is now streaming on Tomato! [Absurd comedy] + [Dating Show] + [Ten years of driving experience] Chen Su joined a Dating Show. He thought the director had chosen him for his looks, but it turned out to be because he was weird. From the moment he agreed to join, the whole show descended into chaos. # Guests write down their names to be assigned to teams. The female guest blushes and stammers, "Wh 16.5kReads8.7Score1.2k14d adds
22. 22 神 God-Tier Choices: This Beast Tamer Is a Little Too Fierce 神级选择：这个御兽师有亿点生猛 Three Winds 11三风11Urban3.4M WordsCompleted [Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a.. 177.9kReads9.7Score21.5k14d adds
23. 23 系 The System Told Me to Fight Scams, but I Drove the Scammers Crazy 系统让我反诈骗，我却把骗子气疯 Blazing Fire火烧炎炎Urban372k WordsCompleted A strange phone sends out strange anti-scam missions. One anti-scam tip a day, and I end up earning over a million a month. As the saying goes, scammers treat me like their first love, and I send them off wearing silver bracelets. And as another saying goes, you... hurry up and come see for yourself. The scammers are furious. 14kReads8.8Score1.3k14d adds

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    These are absolutely hilarious stories (I suggest you don't try to learn the language from them) [laughing and crying emojis]

24. 24 谁 Who Taught Him to Get Positive Energy Like That? 谁教他这样获取正能量的？ I Keep a Fat Rabbit家养了只肥兔Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Quirky + Cheeky and Adorable + Comedy + Everyday Life + Travel Between Two Worlds + Spiritual Qi Revival] It's only been a hundred years since spiritual qi first revived, and while everyone else is still in beginner mode, Chu Sheng can already travel freely to the primeval wilderness. He gets to eat top-tier natural treasures, pick up all kinds of primordial magical artifacts, and even has spirit pets who have cultivated for ten thousand years kneeling and begging him to provide food and lodgin 22.2kReads8.7Score2.5k14d adds
25. 25 别 Don't Call Me a Demon 别叫我恶魔 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban5.7M WordsCompleted [Qing Feng's new novel, This Player Has Something Wrong with His Head, is now serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] The sacred heavenly gates stand across the sky, while the demonic abyss of time and space lays waste to the human world. When twelve spirit springs burst from the earth, when the moon no longer belongs to humanity... Where will we go from here? A world of gods? A world of demons? No. This is a world that belongs to humanity! I will take up the crown no one else wou 174.6kReads9.4Score15.5k14d adds

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    Hurry, don't hesitate, click in now!

26. 26 穿 Transmigrated into a Book as the Villain: From the Start, I Kidnapped the Heroine! 穿书反派：开局，我绑架了女主！ Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban3.0M WordsCompleted [Lovable scoundrel of a villain + tea-artistry + male heartthrob + stunning looks + scheming + wild card + sweet on the outside, dark underneath + witty comedy + no fixed couple] Also known as: “I play a tea-green guy, and the male and female leads spoil me rotten!” Su Qing transmigrates into a modern wish-fulfillment novel. He becomes the rich villain who kidnaps the heroine in chapter one, gets beaten up by the hero in chapter two, and lands in prison in chapter three. Luckily, he awakens the 75.5kReads8.3Score4.9k14d adds

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    Enough said, just read it! Every chapter is hilarious, you'll laugh until your stomach hurts!!!

27. 27 让 I Told You to Turn Over a New Leaf, Not Become a Sex Demon! 让你浪子回头，你怎么成魅魔了！ Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban529k WordsCompleted [Villainous Incubus + Campus Life + Transmigrates into a Book + Lighthearted Comedy + Subversion of Tropes + Cunning Schemer + Multiple Heroines] Su Lang transmigrates into the novel about two young men switched at birth that he was reading before he died, becoming a spoiled fake young master with dyed yellow hair. He finds himself at the point in the story where he’s supposed to threaten the cool, aloof professor goddess into tutoring him at home. The System gives him a Second-Chance Scoundrel 15.7kReads6.9Score97114d adds

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    Hahahaha, what kind of genius wrote this?! It's hilarious! [Laughing and crying emoji]

28. 28 中 Ingenious Inventions of Ancient China 中国古代奇技淫巧 Yang Jun杨钧Historical194k WordsCompleted The authors of this book searched through vast collections of historical records, painstakingly gathering hundreds of long-lost secret arts and techniques passed down through the centuries. These include forging antiques, identifying treasures, alchemy, health practices, beauty techniques, fortune-telling by characters, martial arts, and spiritual cultivation. Their scope ranges from contemplating the heavens and earth and making uncanny predictions to calming the mind, curing illness, and riddi 8.5kReads9.5Score1.4k14d adds

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    Several articles with extremely high humor.

29. 29 癫EN Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 335.5kReads9.8Score46.5k14d adds

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    A hilarious and absurd story! No kidding, it's seriously hilarious! A crazy female lead! ① After being betrayed by a scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrates into a book and is immediately stabbed into the hospital by extreme CP fans. The female lead goes insane on the spot, spouting wild nonsense in her live stream! Fans who accidentally stumble upon the story are terrified! The male lead has a uniquely quirky thought process, surprisingly resonating with the female lead, and in the end…

30. 30 手 My Subordinates Are All Rebellious, and I Become the Army's Greatest Villain 手下全是反骨仔，我成全军大反派 God of War Dad战神奶爸Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [A super contrarian + master trap-setter + comedy + old fox + invincible] Transmigrating into 1979, Ye An unexpectedly finds himself on a battlefield engulfed in the flames of war. He hopes to distinguish himself and make a name for himself, but his unit is ambushed and suffers heavy casualties. In a crisis, Ye An is ordered to rebuild the unit. The new recruits sent to him are all exceptional, but they're also notorious troublemakers and rebels from their respective units. His superiors promise 24.7kReads9.0Score2.8k14d adds

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    The protagonist, Ye An, reorganizes the Lone Eagle unit, and the training process is hilarious. Minor conflicts and competition arise between different units, but the methods used to resolve them are unexpected. They also unite against the enemy. (Title: My Subordinates Are All Traitors, I Become the Army's Greatest Villain)

31. 31 崩 Honkai: Star Rail: Aha, Heart to Heart with You 崩铁：阿哈跟你心连心 Listening to Rain, Lan Sheng听雨澜笙Anime Fanfiction673k WordsCompleted [Just for laughs + fast-paced + a chaotic mix + no conspiracy theories] Xun Yu: “I just went downstairs to buy a meal. Where the heck have I ended up?” Mysteriously transmigrating into the Honkai: Star Rail universe wasn't enough. He even transmigrated into Aha! After staring eye to eye with Aha for ages, Xun Yu decides to stop thinking. Why? Conspiracy? He puts on a Mask of Joy and goes completely off the rails. “Roar, Doomsday Beast!” “Everyone aboard the Astral Express, I haven't lied!” “I'm 5.7kReads9.3Score43714d adds
32. 32 谁 Who Says Middle-Aged People Can't Be Reckless! 谁说中年不轻狂！ Just Love Harem Novels就爱后宫文Urban611k WordsCompleted “Son, quit simping. Your dad's taking you out to see the world!” Just after divorcing the wife who had looked down on him for half his life, middle-aged Su Mu, down on his luck, obtained the Youthful Recklessness System. Seeing his son ready to die over a green-tea girl, in the past he would have delivered a long, heartfelt lecture. But now… Were lectures any use? He hauled his son out of bed and tossed him into a crowd of green-tea beauties. [Ding! The Host has turned conventional parenting on 30.7kReads8.4Score3.5k14d adds

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    These books should meet your requirements.

33. 33 魔 The Little Devil System Turns School Rules into a Quest Board 魔丸系统br0把校规当任务栏刷 Clear Song, Shallow Dream清歌浅梦Urban397k WordsCompleted (The story is entirely fictional. Please do not imitate it.) [Lighthearted banter + nonstop antics + System growth + passionate clashes] After transmigrating into a second-rate high school with strict, militarized management, Lin Xiao has one thing to say: this sucks. Sneak a look at his phone during evening study hall? Ding! Demon Pill points +0.1. Pretend to be a good student and fool the homeroom teacher? Ding! Demon Pill points +1.0. Lead his roommates over the wall to eat skewers and barbec 1kReads6.4Score13314d adds
34. 34 神 Divine Power Meatballs 神通丸子 Zuo Mo左莫Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted [Sharp-tongued + scheming + ruthless + evil in the right way] Bai Xiaoyu, nicknamed the Zuan Pianist. To unlock the Thirty-Six Heavenly Transformations, he needs to absorb other people’s anger, so he takes to trolling people online. He spent ten years in the Zuan battlefield, once taking on a hundred people online at the same time without losing ground. An unbelievable record for Zuan: both his parents are still alive after ten years. Confronted by a female ghost who turned into one after dying 25.6kReads8.0Score3.8k14d adds
35. 35 女 Cross-Dressing: The Whole Internet Calls Me Their Wife, but I'm Really a Man 女装：全网叫老婆，可我真是男的 Lucky Carp Fairy锦鲤小仙Urban1.0M WordsOngoing [Cross-dressing + comedy + no female lead + showbiz + a bit of everything] After transmigrating to Blue Star, Jiang Bai gets bound to the [All-Around Best Actress System]. There are countless Systems out there. Why couldn't he get some kind of tycoon System, or even a System that gives him a hundred million a day? What's with this Best Actress thing? And it wants him to dress like a woman? He's a perfectly respectable grown man! Absolutely not! No way, not even if he dies! [Ding! You've gained M 20.1kReads8.1Score2.6k14d adds
36. 36 虚 Virtual Reality: This NPC Isn't Exactly Proper 虚拟现实：这个NPC不是太正经 Kun, Not Kun堃不是坤Sports4.0M WordsCompleted [Online Game Transmigration + Virtual Reality + Real World + StarCraft + Greatswords and Cannons + Comedy + No Heroines + Goofball + Survivalist Style + Sneaky Player + System? + Urban? ...] Zhang Erdan loves money. He's a crooked merchant, a stand-up comedian, a goofball, and a shameless scoundrel, with a sense of justice... though not much of one! “I've transmigrated! Who am I supposed to act proper for?” The seniors who were reborn or transmigrated all ended up in ancient times, surrounded by 431Reads8.1Score10614d adds

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    There are so many Chinese people, look.

37. 37 同 Hey, Classmate, That's Enough! The School Rules Can't Take Any More 同学，快收手吧！校规真写不下了 Mediterranean Dragon King地中海龙王Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy + internet memes + satisfying power fantasy] Lin Yuan transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a college student. Just then, a livestream show called Campus Watch begins filming at his school. From then on, the school gets a whole lot of outrageous rules. School rule: Using a bedsheet as a parachute is prohibited. School rule: Secretly testing blood types in biology class is prohibited. (A student tested a classmate’s blood type, discovered they weren’t related, and the 39.2kReads8.0Score3.6k14d adds
38. 38 西 Journey to the West: Are You Here to Make Us Laugh? 西游：你是来搞笑的吧 Chili Chow Mein, Cold Salad, Dumplings, and Beer辣椒炒面凉菜饺子啤酒Eastern Fantasy713k WordsOngoing [Comedy] [Not Historically Accurate] Wu Chen transmigrates into the world of Journey to the West, becoming a disciple Tang Sanzang brings along from Chang’an and joining the pilgrimage. Fortunately, he has a System to back him up. Each time they overcome a trial, he can draw a rule-based skill. He can either use or cultivate it. Using it grants the strongest version of the rule-based skill, while cultivating it teaches him how to master that skill. Rule-based skill drawn for the first trial: Sai 25.8kReads7.7Score2.1k14d adds
39. 39 谁 Who Let Him Fall from Grace? He's Sexy, Strong, and a Total Freak 谁让他塌房的！又骚又强还变态 I'm Famous, I'm Going Viral我火啦爆火啦Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Showbiz + Negative Emotion Value System + Sharp Tongue + One Heroine + Meme Humor] Chen Fang transmigrates into the body of a top-tier starlet with a devoted-dog persona, only to have his reputation just implode. And that’s… great news! To hell with morality. Time to be myself! As soon as he makes up his mind, he gets a Negative Emotion Value System. Now he’s got the perfect boost to unleash his full power! He joins a variety show, and the guests get to choose the program. Then he’ll go on a co 26.7kReads8.9Score2.9k14d adds

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    🕸️🕸️A masterpiece by Tomato, lighthearted and hilarious! I've already read over ten chapters without even realizing it. I love it, my darlings! My colleague asked why I was laughing so much, and I said the novel is just too good, too funny. Forgive me, my threshold for laughter isn't very high, hahaha!

40. 40 穿 Transmigrating Into a Female-Oriented Novel to Give the Strong Female Lead a Little Male-Oriented Shock 穿越女频，给大女主亿点男频震憾 The Lawless One of West Chang'an西长安不良人Historical1.0M WordsCompleted [Unhinged story + absurd comedy + hilarious + parody + snark + nonsensical] Good news: I transmigrated into the world of a short female-oriented drama. Bad news: I became the story’s number-one cheating scumbag, and the goddess heroine won’t let me touch her. She’s set on divorcing me and marrying a prince. Good news: I awakened a bullet-comment System. Viewers can make me stronger by sending gifts. Bad news: It’s a female-oriented drama, and all the comments are calling me a creep. Good news: T 9.8kReads8.1Score84314d adds
41. 41 开 One Poem from the Start, and the Entire Court Was Shocked! 开局一首诗，震惊满朝文武！ Horse-Monkey Shochu马猴烧酒Historical1.9M WordsCompleted The most capable weapons expert in the nation's special forces transmigrates into the body of the Han Dynasty's Ninth Prince, embarking on a legendary path to power. With strong liquor and a swift steed, he charges onto the battlefield, claiming all the world's power, beauty, and fragrance for himself. 169Reads9.0Score—14d adds
42. 42 大 Great Tang's Number One Menace 大唐第一祸害 The Song Is Not Yet Finished一曲未完Historical2.3M WordsCompleted His Majesty Li Er was furious. “My machine-gun company has been lured away by that little menace again?!” A minister replied carefully, “Your Majesty, the Japanese envoy was a month behind on his liquor tab at Wangfujing, so the Crown Prince… the Crown Prince just…” Li Er looked disdainful. “Nonsense! Japan is a friendly neighbor of our Great Tang. They’re only a little behind on payment. Would he really go that far?” The minister answered cautiously, “Your Majesty… the debt is 108,000 strings o 50kReads8.4Score3.7k14d adds

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    🔥 The Number One Scourge of the Tang Dynasty 🔥 2 million+ words (completed) A scourge that plagues heaven, earth, you, me, and everyone else! 😃😃😘😘😃😃

43. 43 三 Three Kingdoms: He Can Punch with Ten Thousand Jin of Force, and You Call Him a Civil Official? 三国：一拳万斤力你管他叫文官？ Flower-Faced Little Kite花颜小风筝Historical2.4M WordsCompleted [Three Kingdoms] [Invincible] [Hilarious] [Farming] [Schemer] He transmigrates into the Three Kingdoms era as an officer under Dong Zhuo and awakens with the strength to lift ten thousand jin from the start. He only wanted to survive the troubled times, but his mindset changes. A true man lives between Heaven and Earth. How can he remain beneath others forever? When eighteen warlords unite to campaign against Dong Zhuo, Su Yun decides to stop keeping a low profile. With a hundred cavalrymen, he 42.3kReads9.2Score3.8k14d adds

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    190 AD. Dong Zhuo deposed Emperor Shao (Liu Bian) and installed Liu Xie as emperor. He appointed himself Grand Tutor, monopolized power, and indulged in debauchery in the harem. He spent his days feasting with his troops and officials! Dozens of scantily clad courtesans swayed energetically within the palace. Civil and military officials stood on either side, drinking and making merry. Su Yun was an inconspicuous junior officer among the generals. He craned his neck, trying to catch a glimpse of the imperial concubine in Dong Zhuo's arms, but his view was blocked by the dancers. So he could only settle for staring at the dancers' backsides. "Old Jia," he said, "following Fatty Dong may not have much of a future, but life's not bad. We have wine, meat, and girls to look at."

44. 44 荒 I Rule the Desert Island Variety Show, Top-Tier Star. You’re Strong as a Wild Boar 荒岛综艺我称王，顶流野猪你的强 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance296k WordsCompleted Jian Xun is a wild boar. Right now, she’s being forced to serve as a laborer in this world. With an alcoholic father, a mother who favors her son, a hard life, and a broken family. The little wild boar sneered: “You don’t know when you’ve got it good. You people are beyond saving!” To her son-obsessed adoptive mother, she smiled and suggested: “Why not just marry your son? You can be his wife and his mother. Everyone will praise you for managing the household!” To the arrogant male lead whose be 8.1kReads9.5Score1.4k14d adds

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    🍒This is an incredibly hilarious story, bursting with laughs and impossible to stop reading!🙉 The female lead is a reincarnated pig spirit, constantly creating chaos for others. When she goes to a deserted island to participate in a program, and encounters the pretentious male lead's stand-in spouting off-the-cuff remarks, she simply greets him with a cursing remark about his sixth uncle and sends him on his way.

45. 45 骑 Delivery Rider, Where’s My Takeout? It’s in Prison. Please 骑手我外卖在哪？外卖在牢里，请 A Xi Little Cannon阿熙小炮Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Short drama adaptation released] [Livestream antics] [Lighthearted comedy] [So funny I’m laughing my ass off] Jiang Chen transmigrated to a parallel world and joined a reality show. By random draw, he got a job as a food delivery rider. Carrying two boxes of [everyday umbrellas], Jiang Chen knocked on a customer’s door. Female customer: “You’re late! Because you’re late, my place reeks of flowers!” Jiang Chen gave it a careful sniff. “Nice!” Female customer: “No discussion. I’m filing a complai 10.8kReads8.8Score1k14d adds

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    Enraged, he kicked the door open, apprehended the culprit, and rescued the hostage! A pyramid scheme dared to complain about me? They'll all be wiped out. Even a man attempting suicide by jumping off a bridge wanted to complain? He'd raise his phone before rescuing him. Complaint calls even came from northern Myanmar! Fine! You forced me to this! Viewer: "How many orders do you deliver a day, streamer?" Jiang Chen: "It all depends on how many complaints I receive. Even though I don't have sales figures for food delivery, I'm the police's darling!"

46. 46 被EN After They Read My Mind, the Bigshot Family Doted on Me 被读心后，大佬一家把我宠上天 Depressed for the Rest of My Life抑郁余生Two Male Leads400k WordsCompleted [Taciturn, secretly flirtatious CEO He Qing × Xu Yanche, cool on the outside, dramatic on the inside, tough as nails and radiant in spirit] [Male leads + mind-reading + gossip + System + entertainment industry] Xu Yanche has a secret. Not long ago, he was bound to a System, a pitiful little thing called Zero that claimed to wander between various small worlds. It said there were perks to binding with him: all Xu Yanche had to do was share a bite of food with it at mealtimes. He agreed, but ne 3.7kReads9.1Score78914d adds

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    🍀🍀Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people, I personally think this book is pretty good ヾ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ, the male lead's inner thoughts are really powerful, they changed the world of the He family, but because there's a gossip system, I can just watch the drama unfold [eating melon][eating melon], which is quite enjoyable and satisfying (*^▽^*)

47. 47 大 Great Qin: Emperor Qin Shi Huang, I Really Don't Want to Live Off You! 大秦：始皇帝，我真不吃软饭啊！ The King of Qin Circles the Pig秦王绕猪Historical1.5M WordsCompleted [The Analects + Hilarious + Cunning + Lighthearted + His Majesty Zheng + Shamelessly Stealing + Absolutely Outrageous] Qin Feng inexplicably transmigrates to the Qin dynasty before Qin unifies the six states, and the First Emperor overhears his thoughts. The two then embark on a hilarious daily battle of wits. “Qin Feng, tell me, what does ‘The Master does not speak of prodigies, force, disorder, or spirits’ mean?” “It means the Master doesn’t want to talk to you, and will use brute force to bea 45.2kReads9.5Score4.5k14d adds

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    Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people; these two books are hilarious. [Laughs] The male protagonist travels back to the Qin Dynasty and teaches Qin Shi Huang a few phrases—note, phrases like "languages," not the Analects. "Qin Feng, I ask you, what does 'The Master did not speak of strange phenomena, physical prowess, disorder, or spirits' mean?" "The Master doesn't want to talk to you and will use his superhuman strength to beat you senseless!" "What about 'If I hear the Way in the morning, I can die content in the evening'?" "If I find out the way to your house this morning, I'll go and kill you tonight." Thus begins their hilarious daily battle of wits and courage.

48. 48 假 The Fake Heiress Lacks Virtue in Every Way, and She'll Really Spill the Tea 假千金五行缺德，有瓜她真敢爆啊 Big Big Big Malt大大大麦芽Modern Romance495k WordsCompleted [Completed] After Wen Xia finishes her quick transmigration missions, she learns that in her original world she was just a short-lived cannon-fodder character: a fake heiress in a wealthy family, a bit player in the entertainment industry, and a beautiful, weak, and foolish nobody among cannon fodder. Even her death was completely unoriginal. After reading the bare-bones plot, she says, “You all carry on. My corpse isn't feeling too good, so I'm leaving.” Her former future mother-in-law: “Here's 12.6kReads9.0Score1.8k14d adds
49. 49 福 Blessed with Endless Luck, the Beloved Little Imperial Aunt 福运绵绵，团宠小皇姑 I'm Brother Monkey我叫猴哥Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted The little toddler, Mianmian, was rejected by her own parents and sent back to Great Qin. Though she was tiny, her rank in the family was extraordinarily high: the princes had to call her Great-Aunt, and even the emperor respectfully addressed her as Little Imperial Aunt. She was the Taishang Emperor’s sister. Who in the whole capital would dare offend this formidable aunt? They must be tired of living. The three-and-a-half-year-old was small but gifted, skilled at catching ghosts, fortune-tell 13.9kReads9.3Score1.4k14d adds
50. 50 别 They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴，躺下讹他三万八 Yan Xiaonuo颜小糯Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.” 42.3kReads9.5Score5.3k14d adds

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