Chinese People Don’t Lie to Chinese People: Recommend Books That’ll Make Me Die Laughing 中国人不骗中国人,来几本能笑死我的书
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- 551 Insulting Me on My Livestream? I'll Read Your Fortune Right Back at You! 直播间骂我?反手推你八字! [Coming of Age, Ensemble Cast, No System, Not a Wish-Fulfillment Novel, Metaphysical and Supernatural] [The short drama adaptation is now available!!!] I’m a lousy fortune-teller, and I’m a streamer too. If you insult me in my livestream, I’ll use your birth details to put your embarrassing secrets on a livestream for the whole internet to see. If another streamer talks bad about me, I’ll help him court good fortune and avoid disaster, and make sure he suffers. I can even diagnose internet cripp 10.7kReads9.0Score98214d adds
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You've Got the Wrong Person. I'm Not the One You Owe a Favor To 找错了,我不是你要报恩的那个人
Cultivate immortality? Why bother? Young Master Wang slapped the idea right out of the air. Why would I cultivate when I'm an immortal's son? What? I have to go to the mortal world and find a marriage match? Young Master Wang: Pah! Uh, are there any beauties?
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Unofficial History Isn't Necessarily False 野史未必假
[The full-cast audio edition is now available. Give it a listen!] From the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors to the Ming and Qing dynasties, discover the truth behind popular unofficial histories! This book examines 22 popular historical tales from China’s earliest dynasties through the Ming and Qing, using vivid reconstructions, close study of historical sources, and logical analysis to uncover the truth behind them. Was Qin Shi Huang’s biological father Lü Buwei? Did Emperor Taizong of Song m
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- 554 I Transmigrated into a Book, but the Powerful Male Lead Won't Play by the Rules 穿书,权臣男主不按套路出牌 (Mutual devotion + tsundere + sweet romance) Fu Jing transmigrates into the novel The Most Powerful Chief Councillor of Wanxiang as Ruan Jing, the male lead's ill-fated stepsister. Without the protagonist's halo, a golden finger, or a pocket dimension, how can she turn her tragic fate around... 4.4kReads8.9Score30414d adds
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You Were Put in Charge of a Zoo, So Why Did You Drive All the Animals Crazy? 让你接管动物园,你把动物都逼疯
After transmigrating to Blue Star, Yang Lin inherits an old, run-down zoo from his parents. The bad news is that the zoo barely has any animals. The good news is that he gets a talent-training System. Other people's Systems let them boost their own stats. His lets him boost animals' stats. Boost a chimpanzee, and it awakens incredible throwing skills, hitting any target within a hundred meters. Boost a gibbon, and it awakens an amazing talent for imitation, mastering singing, dancing, and rap. B
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Cutting Ties with My Past Life 了缘断残生
Li Qing was an orphan everyone felt entitled to slap! After both his parents died, people seized his family’s property and drove him out of the village. He’d been in a juvenile correctional facility, an orphanage, and, of course, prison! One day, by chance, he met an old swindler on the street, and his life seemed to take a different course! In a single night, he walked through a bone cave glowing with a sickly green light, received several inexplicable guests, and made it through a foul-smel
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You Look Down on Security Guards? Time for a Little Fist! 看不起保安?小铁拳来喽!
[Role-playing + choices + comedy + superpowers + school life + nearly invincible] Some people don't become security guards until they are sixty. Qin Yu is different: at just eighteen, he has become the honored five-star general of Biguiyuan, skipping decades of detours compared to everyone else! It's all because he awakened the God-Tier Role-Playing System. As long as he plays different professions, he can earn rewards! [Play the role of an outstanding security guard] [Mission objectives]: 1. St
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- 558 Insulting People Makes Me Stronger 怼人就能变强 [Unbeatable Tycoon + Hilarious Comedy, Wildly Satisfying and Sharp!] The protagonist receives the “Sharp-Tongued Tycoon System.” He speaks his mind and stands up for what's right, tearing into everything he can't stand! With the light of righteousness on his side, he becomes the richest person in the world! 3.2kReads8.8Score38214d adds
- 559 The Empire's First Prince Consort 帝国第一驸马 [New book release: The Rebellious Son Is Invincible, the final installment of the Empire Trilogy] Guan Ning transmigrates, hoping to live a carefree life of wine, women, and luxury as a young prince. Instead, he becomes a prince consort whose engagement has been broken off. Rumor has it that no dynasty can last more than 300 years. The Great Kang Dynasty is at that very threshold: a golden age is in turmoil, loyal ministers are being persecuted, and an age of chaos is about to begin. He will top 114kReads9.1Score10.8k14d adds
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After I Left, Why Are You Crying and Begging Me to Come Back? 我走后,为什么又哭着求我回来?
[Wish fulfillment, the art of cultivating a twisted self, the carefree life of the ultimate archvillain, and the Life Choice System.] Ye Qiu transmigrated! He found himself in a vast, primordial world, during the period of recovery and rebuilding after the great calamity that had struck all races. His father was the Demon King Who Repels the North, one of the Seven Kings of the Frontier. His mother was the sole heir to the Tidehearing Sword Pavilion. His maternal grandfather was the master of
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I Cleared Rule Horror to Get Through Summer Vacation 为了暑假,我通关规则怪谈
[Summer 2023, this one's for you] [Everyday life + lighthearted + on-screen comments + national destiny + livestream] The day before summer break, chosen by the Rule Horror Game... Xia Tian: My life is over. See you after summer break. - The Dragon Nation has lost again and again, and five cities have fallen! Every single time, they lose to their own country's urban-legend culture! One more loss might not cost much, but the nation will lose its standing and prestige! The world will laugh at them
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- 562 After the Chubby Kid Took a Knife for Me, I Kicked My Best Friend Flying 小胖子帮我挡刀后,我一脚踹飞了我的好闺蜜 After the Chubby Kid Took a Knife for Me, I Kicked My Best Friend Flying 49Reads—Score—14d adds
- 563 I Spent a Trillion, and Now Every Streamer Wants to Suck Up to Me 怒刷千亿,主播都来抱大腿 Born into the lowest rung of society and abandoned by his younger sister, Sun Tian awakens the Streamer Tycoon System. He splurges a trillion yuan, drawing streamers from every corner of the internet to curry favor with him. 78Reads7.2Score1614d adds
- 564 The Grim Reaper? Call Me the Gatling Bodhisattva! 死神?请叫我南无加特林菩萨! (Full-cast audio + comic adaptation) [Hilarious antics + Superpowers + Mental illness + Merit + System + Parody] When a menace awakens an SSS-rank explosive ability, sorry, school... I’m blowing the whole place up... Someone broke into my house? Blow it up! Someone’s robbing the black market? Blow it up! Someone’s robbing a bank? Blow it up, blow it up, blow it all up! The Goblin Abyss? Wait, I’ll blow that up later. First, let me slip in a laxative... Xing Ye, last in the whole school, awakens 18.7kReads8.8Score2k14d adds
- 565 Secrets of the Spirit Police 灵警秘事 Lao Ye transmigrates into another world, a place teeming with all kinds of monsters! The original body's entire family was killed by monsters. Lao Ye transmigrates into the body of the original owner! He has been studying at the Spirit Police Academy since the age of six. Unfortunately, he can't draw talismans or memorize spirit incantations, and he can't even meditate to gather spiritual energy. Most of the time, he sleeps through every class from beginning to end! He has endured cold stares, t 195Reads—Score—14d adds
- 566 Villain: You Asked to Break Off the Engagement, So Why Are You Crying Now? 反派:退婚你提的,现在你哭什么 [The hottest high-martial-arts villain novel of 2026! Collected by millions! A smash-hit completed book with as many as 2.47 million readers at its peak!] Heir to one of the world’s top martial sage families! His father is the Dragon Kingdom’s strongest fighter, a Ninth-Rank Grandmaster! His grandfather is one of Blue Star’s transcendent martial sages! Su Yu transmigrates into an urban fantasy novel. But instead of becoming the protagonist, he ends up as the female lead’s villainous, groveling c 31.9kReads8.7Score2.6k14d adds
- 567 My Lord, It's Cold. Put on a Yellow Robe! 大人,天冷了加件黄袍吧! Zhou Yi transmigrated to an ancient dynasty. As a transmigrator, he didn’t do anything particularly momentous. He simply made sure the laborers conscripted to repair the city walls got steaming bowls of rice porridge with pickled mustard greens every day, and that the border troops could enjoy braised beef noodles and pickled cabbage noodles. He also expanded the territory by a thousand li and captured the invading Xiongnu Chanyu along the way. Zhou Yi never imagined that his subordinates would 37.7kReads8.7Score3.2k14d adds
- 568 Guardian of the Sun 守阳人 Li Laoba was reincarnated on Blue Star for the eighth time, but his memories from his past life were slow to awaken! He can't remember how his grandfather adopted him. He grew up following his grandfather into seclusion in the mountains, until the day of his grandfather's seventh-day memorial, when his life was turned upside down! From then on, he embarked on a path of no return... 394Reads—Score—14d adds
- 569 I'm a Good Person, So Why Do You Call Me a Menace? 我一个好人,你们说我是祸害? [School Life, Everyday Comedy, Hilarious, spiritual qi revival, No Longer Human, Absurd, Shameless] When Qin Ke opened his eyes, he found himself in a parallel world undergoing spiritual qi revival! Right from the start, a bully showed up looking for trouble and asked him if he knew how to write the word “death”! No need to panic. He flipped open a dictionary and showed him exactly how to write it! “Repeat after me: si, as in ‘death’! Its opposite is ‘live,’ as in ‘stay alive’!” If the Syst 51.4kReads9.3Score5k14d adds
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Nightfall 入夜
The door opened, and a tall, slender man stepped out. Lin Mian stared at him, dumbstruck, forgetting even to snap out of it. “What are you looking at, hmm?”
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- 571 Drink. Brag. Die. 喝酒.吹牛.死 Drink. Brag. Die. 208Reads—Score—14d adds
- 572 Child of Destiny: Protect Our Villain! 天命之子:守护我方反派! [Absurd comedy, unstable vibes. Enter at your own risk.] Zhou Yang was cursed with the doom of the lone star, and his whole family died because of him. Then, at last, when he was twenty-two, he cursed himself to death. As it turned out, he transmigrated into a villain and got bound to the Ultimate Invincible Big Villain System. Zhou Yang: “I suffered through a miserable life in my last life. What's wrong with enjoying myself in this one? Picking on the protagonist? Whoever wants to do it can go 36.5kReads9.3Score4.2k14d adds
- 573 The Dowry's Road to Ruin 彩礼不归路 The Road to No Return: Bride Price 182Reads—Score—14d adds
- 574 I'm a Tycoon in Another World 我在异界当神壕 Every day, Wang Chen wakes up in a bed covering fifty thousand square meters, surrounded by more than two hundred maids as beautiful as celestial maidens. And yet he feels no joy. “I’ve never touched money. I’m not interested in it!” “Let’s start with a small goal. How about spending a hundred million first?” “No, no, no! Divine sons and daughters, please show some restraint. Don’t call me Dad. I’m not your father!” “Ah, so this is how painful it is to be rich!” A lighthearted, funny story about 733Reads7.2Score10314d adds
- 575 Siheyuan: Xu Damao, Clear-Eyed About the World 四合院:人间清醒许大茂 Siheyuan: Xu Damao, a Clear-Eyed Man 518Reads—Score—14d adds
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I Was Just Driving, So Why Are the Viewers Laughing Their Heads Off? 我就开个车,观众们笑抽了?
Zhang Yang wakes up to discover he’s participating in a reality show called All-Round Superstar, and his first job is as a rideshare driver. Female passenger: “Driver, how far can your car go on one liter of gas?” Zhang Yang: “When I get mad, I don’t go anywhere.” Female passenger: “My first-kiss boyfriend is still looking for me. Do you think I’m just too charming?” Zhang Yang: “Your first kiss? He’s still looking for you? Did you swallow his dentures?” Female passenger: “Driver, whenever I bre
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Livestreaming to the World: I Revealed My True Form in the Movie Emperor's Arms 全球直播:我在影帝怀里现原形
[Adorable pet transformation + laugh-out-loud comedy + everyone’s favorite + unconventional, offbeat xianxia] Yu Baibai fails her tribulation and gets struck by heavenly lightning, turning into a Chinese alligator. She freeloads as a pet in the home of an aloof movie star, mooching meals, treats, and Wangwang Snow Cookies. The movie star hugs her in her alligator form and says with eager hope, “Wouldn’t it be wonderful if you could turn into a beauty like Yu Baibai!” One day, Yu Baibai can’t
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- 578 I’m Only 16, So What If My Combat Power Exceeds a Hundred Million? 我都16岁了,战力破亿怎么了 An extra story about the scumbag Lou Benwei from “You're Already Level 1,000, While Everyone Outside Is Only Level 30.” This is the story of an Eternal God who transmigrated to Blue Star and became an ordinary high school student. At six months old, he kicked his father, nearly leaving him paralyzed and incontinent. His dad spent half a year in a wheelchair before recovering. At five, when he started elementary school for cultivators, he single-handedly took down the entire school administration 7.8kReads9.0Score60814d adds
- 579 R Virus, How Compatible Are You? R病毒,你的契合度高不高 R Virus: How Compatible Are You? 161Reads—Score—14d adds
- 580 Great Qin: The Divine Rankings Appear, and I Get Exposed for Trying to Lay Low 大秦:神榜现世,苟不住的我被曝光了 [Hilarious + extreme extrovert + shameless + System + invincible] He transmigrates into The Legend of Qin and encounters a whole host of big shots, including Ying Zheng, Zhao Gao, and Donghuang Taiyi. His innate gift for socializing soon helps him thrive, while also making him infamous… Ying Zheng: “Wang Xuan is the most shameless rascal in all of the Great Qin. I will brook no argument…” 36.4kReads9.1Score3k14d adds
- 581 Spiritual Qi Revival: Bald, but Stronger! 灵气复苏:因为秃头,所以变强了! [Invincible]+ [Comedy]+ [Pets] After the spiritual qi revival, all things begin to evolve, and humanity enters an age of the extraordinary. Ye Xiaofan has trained relentlessly to become a martial artist. In the end, he really did grow stronger, but he also went bald. That's right, he got stronger and went bald, yet still failed to become a martial artist. But that no longer matters. Because Ye Xiaofan has realized that no one in this world can match him. No matter who he fights, all he needs is 45Reads7.8Score1414d adds
- 582 After Reincarnating in a Corpse, the Whole World Finally Finds Peace 借尸还魂后,整个世界都清净了 After Coming Back to Life in Another Body, the Whole World Finally Got Some Peace 143Reads—Score—14d adds
- 583 The Genius Livestreamer: This Streamer Is the Real Deal, He'll Show Up When There's Trouble 直播鬼才:这主播能处,有事真上 [Livestream + No heroine + Comedy + Lighthearted + Rebel] A flop streamer + the ultimate troublemaking System, leaving netizens stunned! Bai Ye transmigrates to a parallel world and binds himself to the [Never Back Down] System. Onlookers: “Streamer, don’t! You can’t win against those matchmaking aunties. They’re way too powerful!” A passerby: “Holy crap, he actually went straight at them! Holy crap, he made the aunties cry!” A fan of a certain brand: “If you’re saying our stuff is bad, go make 19.1kReads9.4Score2k14d adds
- 584 Spiritual Qi Revival: I Get a New Skill Every Day 灵气复苏:我每天get一个新技能 [Spiritual qi revival + System + urban life + comedy] Lin Qiu is chosen by 9527 and reborn two minutes in the past. From then on, he can awaken a new skill every day. He thinks he’s about to reach the pinnacle of life, but who could have guessed his skills would all involve spreading seeds, fertilizing, and breeding? What kind of ridiculous skills are these? Where are the promised X-ray vision and space powers? 27.1kReads9.2Score2.9k14d adds
- 585 The Apocalypse Is Crazy Too 末世也疯狂 Going Crazy in the Apocalypse 98Reads—Score—14d adds
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The Ghost's Knocking Was So Loud, the Neighbors Came Over to Beat Me Up 鬼敲门声音太大竟引来邻居毒打
Hear a ghost knocking on your door at night? Don't panic. Call the neighbors and ask them to come claim the “takeout.” Run into a vengeful ghost demanding blood money at a crossroads? Just drop the cash into the Buddha's merit box. A Ghost King disguises himself as a delivery guy and kills people at random. Who knew the delivery would be to the place where the patriarch of Longhu Mountain was in seclusion? After transmigrating to a supernatural world, Li Yi awakened the Unconventional Celestial
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Learning to Slay Gods in the Psychiatric Hospital 我在精神病院学斩神
A must-read hit on Tomato Novel | Original novel of the hit anime Slay the Gods | IP influence on the China Online Literature Influence List | 2023 China Good Novel Have you ever wondered whether monsters from ancient myths lurk beneath the neon-lit city? Have you ever wondered whether gods stand watch over humanity atop the moon hanging high above us? Have you ever wondered whether extraordinary people walk among us in our bustling modern cities, acting in the gods’ stead? In the society ruled
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- 588 Apocalypse: My Fortress Soldiers Work Nine to Five 末世:我要塞小兵,朝九晚五 Hilarious + System + spiritual qi revival + the protagonist doesn’t build a harem “Why did you enlist?” “My life is missing a rich older woman.” “Aren’t you afraid of dying?” “Aren’t you?” “I am.” “Then why ask!” 1kReads8.3Score11614d adds
- 589 Steer Clear of High-Paying Job Offers 远离高薪诱惑 Beware the Lure of a High Salary 37Reads—Score—14d adds
- 590 I’m a Dual-Personality Surgeon, Professionally a Ripper 我,双面手术师,职业开膛手 Some call him Miracle Doctor Lu, while others call him Lu the Skinner. Some owe their battlefield dominance to the mechanical limbs he fitted them with; others have breathed their last beneath his surgical knife. He can save someone on the brink of death, or make a corpse disappear without a trace. By day, he is the warmest kindness in the world; by night, he is a terror that makes the whole world tremble. A scalpel rests between his fingers: one side is a demon, the other an angel. His name is 20.4kReads9.4Score2.3k14d adds
- 591 A Soul's Bloody Path 灵魂血路 Blood Trail of the Soul 133Reads—Score—14d adds
- 592 From the Start: I Get Stronger Every Time I'm Beaten! 开局:我,挨打就变强! Ye Chen transmigrated to the Zhenwu Continent, into the body of the Ye family’s third young master in Cloudwing City, one of the city’s five great families. He was a good-for-nothing, but he bound himself to a System that made him stronger whenever he took a beating. By getting beaten, he could earn energy points and raise his cultivation level, setting him on the path of martial prowess! 206Reads—Score—14d adds
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The Dark and Dashing Senior Sister Has the Cultivation World Going Crazy 阴暗师姐她超帅,修真界全疯了
[Signed for publication] [No CP + Ensemble Cast + Strong Female Lead + Sect Life + Everyone's a Little Crazy] [The main cast are eccentric and outrageous. The heroine is self-reliant, loyal, and just a bit unhinged.] Xie Qing transmigrates into a book as a cannon-fodder supporting female character, crawling through the shadows of a sect full of slackers. Who wants to pick a fight with the heroine? Xie Qing will whip the entire cultivation world into shape. She encourages her world-weary villaino
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Conquest Complete, I Dumped the Male Lead and Took Everyone Down 攻略成功,我揣掉男主创飞所有人
[Meme humor + tons of memes + devoted 1v1 romance + unhinged story (the novel is completely unhinged and packed with memes, written as an outlet for stress. If that's not your thing, please leave.)] After three years transmigrated into a book, Ning Yan finally completes her mission to win over the capital's most eligible young master. A-list actress reduced to a simping heroine: is this a distortion of human nature or a collapse of morality? Ning Yan doesn't know. All she knows is that this time
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Oh No! I'm Surrounded by Genius Beauties! 完蛋!我被天才美少女包围了!
Title: When the Blossoms Have Yet to Fade [Romance and Daily Life + Traditional Chinese Aesthetics + Folk Customs] “If you had the chance to start over, at what moment would you freeze time?” “If the fireworks leave only darkness behind, would you watch a sky full of blossoms with me one more time?” Rustle... The girl held her pen and wrote carefully. “I remember you saying, ‘You came riding a bamboo hobbyhorse, circling the bed and playing with green plums.’ But that was nothing more than the m
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I Got Caught at My Summer Job, and They Asked If a J-10 Could Be Modified 暑假兼职被抓,问我歼十能改吗?
After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lu Feng became a student at Southwest University of Science and Technology. His daily routine was to study hard, and during every holiday he worked part-time at his uncle's agricultural machinery factory. One day, while he was in class, a group of heavily armed armed police officers suddenly stormed into the classroom. "Are you Lu Feng? Come with us!" In the interrogation room, the police and experts stared gravely at the files in their hands. "While you
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- 597 Fatal Illusion 致命幻觉 Deadly Hallucination 100Reads—Score—14d adds
- 598 I’m a Paragon of the Righteous Path, Yet I’m Bound to a Blackmail System 我,正道楷模!身负勒索系统 Li Dao transmigrated to another world and became a famous good Samaritan. He also awakened a Super Blackmail System. Its only function was to strengthen anything he extorted! [Ding! Extortion successful. Southern Bright Li Fire has been upgraded to Southern Bright Divine Fire.] … And so, Li Dao extorted prodigies while maintaining his image as a paragon of righteousness. The Saintess came to break off their engagement? She'd better watch her step on the way back. The Holy Son came to provoke hi 7.2kReads8.8Score54414d adds
- 599 A Crowd-Favorite Husky Goes Viral on a Dating Show for Being Hilarious 万人迷二哈在恋综靠沙雕爆红 [Absurd comedy, entertainment industry, livestreamed dating show, a touch of everyone’s favorite] Shi Ha transmigrates into a book as a universally hated supporting character. Her mission is to crush the universally adored heroine and stage a successful comeback! The moment she appears, the audience bursts into angry jeers: “Can Shi Ha get off the planet already?!” But on the dating show… To her sworn enemy, she says, “I’ll get you a tortoise. Raise it well, and it can see you off when you die.” 6.9kReads9.5Score1.4k14d adds
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Surviving on an Ice Floe: Everything I Salvage Comes to Life 浮冰求生:我打捞的物资全成精了
[Sneaky schemer] [Comedy] [Apocalypse] [Survival] [Everyday life] The whole world enters an icy sea survival game. From the start, all you have is a floating chunk of ice, and supplies can only be fished up! [Host detected to be facing an apocalyptic threat!] [System descending!] [System under attack from the game’s firewall!] [System has taken down the game’s firewall!] Chen Mo can’t access the System, but the world has started acting strangely, as if some rule has changed… The chunks of ice in
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