Looking for Hilarious, Ridiculous Stories That’ll Make Me Laugh Until My Stomach Hurts at Midnight 求沙雕搞笑,半夜笑到肚子疼的文
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- 251 The Divine Doctor Son-in-Law: Once My Trillion-Dollar Identity Is Exposed, My Whole Family Kneels Before Me 神医赘婿:千亿身份曝光后全家跪我 The Divine Doctor Son-in-Law: After My Trillion-Yuan Identity Is Exposed, My Whole Family Kneels Before Me —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 252 You’re a Variety Show Star, So Why Is Your Acting This Good? Are You Trying to Get Yourself Killed? 你个综艺咖,演技这么好不要命了 Ye Feng, once a movie emperor, transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a background celebrity who barely gets by on variety shows. His “fake” romance with a top-tier starlet is mocked across the internet. And that’s not all. The System he’s bound to is a useless support system that rewards and upgrades him based on the popularity he gets from his haters. “Ding! Reward: god-tier cooking skills.” “Ding! Reward: explosive sprinting power, enough to run 100 meters in just 9 seconds.” “Ding! Re 15.5kReads8.7Score1.1kShelves
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This Daoist Only Knows a Little Magic 贫道只会一点小道法
[Urban Fantasy + Cultivation + Lighthearted + One Female Lead + Not Pure Wish Fulfillment + Clash Between Chinese and Foreign Gods + Schemes of Higher-Dimensional Gods] Earth is a bug. Humanity is something that needs to be wiped out. The gods from beyond the stars descend in force, intent on carving up Huaxia and even destroying the Blue Star. Just as their arrogance reaches its peak, A blade of cold light tears through the clouds. No figure appears, only the chilling edge of a three-pointed, d
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- 254 The Old Sword of Duling: The Chronicle of Emperor Xuan of Han 杜陵故剑:汉宣本纪 The Sword of Duling: A Chronicle of Emperor Xuan of Han 24Reads—Score—Shelves
- 255 I Transmigrate into a Disgraced Daughter on the Eve of My Execution, and Use Modern Medicine to Wipe Out My Enemies 断头前夜穿越废嫡女,我靠现代医术屠尽仇家 I Transmigrated into a Disgraced Noblewoman on the Eve of My Beheading, and Used Modern Medicine to Wipe Out My Enemies —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 256 You Drive a Dongfeng Missile Launcher and Call Yourself a Chauffeur? 东风导弹车都开,你管这叫代驾? Yun Xiao transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers he is taking part in a reality show called The Chosen Wage Slave. He is randomly assigned the job of a designated driver. Female driver: “Hey, do you believe in love?” Yun Xiao: “I’m your designated driver. It’s your car, so throw up wherever you like.” Female driver: “Hey, why aren’t you married at your age?” Yun Xiao: “I can’t afford the bride price!” “How much is the bride price?” “Twenty thousand!” “That’s not much!” “Exactly! It used 543Reads9.0Score173Shelves
- 257 Transmigrated to the Viking Age: I Conquer the North Sea by Playing It Safe 穿越维京:我靠苟道称霸北海 Transmigrated to the Viking Age: I Rule the North Sea by Keeping My Head Down 87Reads—Score—Shelves
- 258 Shuttling Between Two Eras, I Crush the Whole Village with the Price Difference 来回穿梭两个年代,靠差价碾压全村 Traveling back and forth between two eras, crushing the whole village with the price difference —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 259 Showbiz: The More You Insult Me, the More Excited I Get! 娱乐:你们越骂,我就越兴奋! [Transmigration + System + showbiz + lighthearted comedy + cunning schemer + maximum swagger!!!] Su Chen transmigrates to a parallel world and is blacklisted by the entertainment industry from the start. He plans to break into the music scene by serving as a judge on a music variety show, but the contestants mock him. Just then, the Negative Energy System activates. A Gui: “You’re a washed-up pretty boy. What gives you the right to judge me?” Su Chen: “I have no right? You sing worse than a dog! 8.1kReads8.4Score546Shelves
- 260 Don’t Call Bajie a Lecher, I Just Want a Home 别骂八戒好色,我只是想有个家 Don’t Call Bajie a Lecher, I Just Want a Home 118Reads—Score—Shelves
- 261 Shuttling Between Two Eras, I Get Rich Selling Supplies 穿梭两届,我倒卖物资暴富 Traveling between two worlds, I made a fortune by reselling supplies 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 262 Three Battles with the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 三打白骨精?俺老猪舍不得 Three Fights Against the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 73Reads—Score—Shelves
- 263 Shuttling Between 1950 and 2006, I Empty Both Eras and Get Rich by Changing My Fate 穿梭五零零六,我倒空两时代暴富改命 I emptied two eras to strike it rich and change my fate, traveling between 1950 and 2006 —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Terrible News from the High Martial World 高武圈传来噩耗
[Utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged! + broke protagonist] “I cultivate naturally.” “Is there any medicine with fewer side effects?” “Can’t be helped. Just take two shots! If you get side effects, we’ll stop after that!” “I’ll take two more shots today. They’re for different areas, so the side effects probably won’t sta
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The Whole Class Can Hear My Inner Thoughts 全班都能听到我心声
[Female Lead Has No Romance, with a Male-Male Couple] As soon as Jiang Yan transferred to a private elite academy, a bootlicker of the fake heiress tried to bully her. Jiang Yan hit him with an instant knockout. [Tsk, tsk. That bootlicker may look respectable, but his tastes are seriously twisted. He actually likes...] Everyone in Class 12 of Year Two looked at him with complicated expressions. “I never thought you were that kind of person! What did cola ever do to you?” His face turned bright r
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I Became the Entertainment World's Top-Tier Star Through Cultivation 我靠修道成了娱乐圈顶流
[Completed + ancient-to-modern transmigration + goofy comedy] Jiang Yue Bai, master of the Tianyue Taoist Temple, blew himself up while carelessly refining a pill. After kicking the bucket, Master Jiang found himself in a whole new era. Spiritual energy was scarce, and his skills were useless here. Was Master Jiang scared? Not a chance. His heart was as vast as the sky, big enough to hold the whole world. In this age of unity, what difference did it make where he went wild? So Master Jiang went
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After I Transmigrate into a Book, I Become an Obsessive Man's KPI 穿书后我成了偏执男的KPI
Also known as: Help! This System escaped from a mental hospital! Xu Ningjing transmigrated into a melodramatic Mary Sue and Gary Stu novel, becoming a cannon-fodder side character who shared her name. The original Xu Ningjing caused trouble at every turn and went crazy for love. In the end, the obsessive male side character, He Qilin, slowly killed her, step by step: sending her dead rats, psychologically terrorizing her, and gently describing how cold the water would feel when she drowned. Ca
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- 268 Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II, I Just Want to Slacken Off and Surrender 穿越成二战德国潜艇艇长,我只想摸鱼投降 Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II: I Just Want to Slack Off and Surrender 951Reads—Score—Shelves
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After Reincarnating as a Wretched Old Woman, I Just Want to Live a Laid-Back Life 穿成极品老妇之后只想当咸鱼
The old woman was a real piece of work. She drove her eldest daughter-in-law to her death, then doted on her second son, who passed the highest imperial exam and married the daughter of the prime minister. She even encouraged him to favor his concubine and neglect his wife. In the end, the prime minister had the whole family killed. The old woman suddenly came back reborn, only to be scared to death by what she had experienced in her previous life. Manxing, a promising 25-year-old woman, transmi
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- 270 I Became the Indestructible Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 活成三国不死小强,谁都杀不掉我 I’ve Become the Undying Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 60Reads—Score—Shelves
- 271 Reborn as an Exploited Workhorse, I Bleed the Heartless Capitalists Dry 穿成倒贴牛马,我薅疯黑心资本家 Zhou Xiaomeng stared at the voice message. Her last memory was of another screen: the case-management system at the arbitration court, packed with overtime records. She rubbed her eyes, and then everything went black. When she opened them again, she was here. It took her three minutes to confirm three things. First, this wasn't her body. The person in the mirror was thinner, with dark circles so heavy they looked like she'd been beaten up, and a mole on her cheekbone that she hadn't had in her p 2Reads—Score—Shelves
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Everyone Overhears My Inner Thoughts and Changes Their Tragic Future 所有人偷听我心声改变悲惨未来
The short drama of the same name, Everyone Hears My Thoughts and Changes Their Tragic Futures, is now streaming for free on Hongguo. If you're interested, go check it out! The Jiang family, one of the most prominent wealthy families in S City, finally found their biological daughter, Jiang Wan, who had been missing for eighteen years. Jiang Wan is a sweet, well-behaved young woman who seems perfectly ordinary. But once people get to know her, they discover she has a special ability: everyone can
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- 273 This Is Crazy! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 疯了!法国王爷天天造反,死活没人敢杀 He’s Gone Mad! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 80Reads—Score—Shelves
- 274 My Whole Family Is Crazy, and I Became the Foil in a Child-Rearing Story 全家疯批,我穿成了养崽文对照组 [Hilarious + raising kids + adored by the whole family + crazy antics + wealthy-family ensemble + feel-good 1v1] Qi Yuan transmigrates into a wealthy-family child-rearing novel as the foil to the adored heroine. Both are rich-family children who went missing and were later found. When the heroine returns, her family lives in loving harmony. When Qi Yuan goes home, everyone in her family is crazy in their own special way. In the end, the original owner is constantly humiliated, until she's thrown 30.7kReads8.6Score3.9kShelves
- 275 Weaving Dust in the Phoenix Palace: Lady Pan of Eastern Wu 织尘凤阙:东吴潘后 Weaving Dust into the Phoenix Palace: Pan, Empress of Eastern Wu 31Reads—Score—Shelves
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Isn't This a Death Note? Why Is Everything Being Given Away?! 不是死亡笔记吗?怎么全变给了!
[Not Fanfiction] + [Meme References] + [Wild Imagination] + [Absurd, Unhinged Comedy] + [Godlike Characters] When anything is born, it produces a notebook. Anyone who owns one can form a contract with the angel bound to that notebook and become a godlike being. Yue Shenye looks at the notebook in his hands, and all the humiliations of the past come flooding back. He grips his pen tightly. “I want every last one of you dead!” The ballpoint pen sweeps across the page, filling it with names. Then t
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- 277 Fallen Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 落花赠卿,请君笑纳 Falling Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 7Reads—Score—Shelves
- 278 People, Wealth, and Talent? I’ll Do Whatever It Takes to Forge an Immortal Bone! 人财人柴人材?不择手段铸仙骨! “Foot massage is also a path, and technique is also a method. I hope to meet someone who makes me...” “Taking it in is still taking it in. You understand now, right, Senior Sister?” “Going all in is a kind of wisdom! Anything can take off when the wind is right, even a pig. All the more so for you, Junior Brother!” “It was all Senior Brother Hua’s doing. What does that have to do with me, Ye Sheng?” “...” Everyone knows I’m slippery and opportunistic, and that I always pass the buck when trouble 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 279 The Emperor's Gold Medal County Magistrate 皇家金牌县令 [Farming + lighthearted fun + transmigration] Fang Zhengyi transmigrates to the Great Jing dynasty and becomes a county magistrate. After seven years of work, he has created his own earthly paradise. He’d planned to live out his days as a carefree little emperor. In the thirteenth year of the Jinghe era, the emperor of Great Jing travels incognito and accidentally wanders into Taoyuan County... The moment the emperor enters the county, he is astonished! The many strange and wondrous things leave 230.3kReads9.5Score28.7kShelves
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Daoist Friend, Your Fortune Is Meant for Me 道友,你的机缘与我有缘
Lin Yao, a modern-day office drone, gets hit by a car one day and transmigrates into an old-school cultivation romance full of angst. The good news: she rolls a Chaos Spiritual Root right off the bat. The bad news: it came from getting struck by lightning. The even worse news: the System ran off from the start… In this cultivation-novel world, where Qi Refining cultivators are as common as hairs, Foundation Establishment cultivators are everywhere, and Golden Core and Nascent Soul cultivators ar
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- 281 One Heart for Cultivation Amid the Frantic Flirting of Seven Villains 在七个反派的狂撩下一心修仙 She transmigrated into a book as cannon fodder, and all the male leads want to win her over and get 100% of her favorability! Luo Qingyan was inexplicably hit on by all kinds of powerful men: a twisted senior brother from the immortal sect, a licentious young master of the demon clan, a gorgeous Peacock King, and the mysterious ruler of the Ghost Realm. They pulled out every trick in the book, leaving her utterly baffled. Luo Qingyan: ??? After thinking it over, she suddenly understood. “Good th 20.5kReads9.4Score3kShelves
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A Nonsensical Myth: A Broken Bowl Roams Ten Thousand Worlds 无厘头神话之破碗行万界
This is a ridiculous comedy that loves to defy expectations. If that’s not your thing, no hard feelings! Qian Duoduo, a rising star in finance, is swept into a mysterious vortex on a stormy night and transported to another world where technology and mythology intertwine. He lands there as the most wretched beggar on the street. When golden runes resonate with a chipped bowl, and the shadow of a Bone Dragon Knight falls over the city-state, Qian Duoduo grips his cracked clay bowl and makes a bold
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Reborn in a Northeastern Mountain Village: Fishing and Hunting Across Two Rivers and Two Nations 重生东北小山村渔猎两江两国
Please give this five stars. Please give this five stars. I don't have much education or skill, and I can't write fancy prose. I use ordinary people's language to tell an ordinary story. If you like it, I thank you for your support with a clasped-fist salute. If you don't, please be kind and don't flame me. An artist can't make a living without noble-minded patrons. I offer my thanks to all of you, my dear supporters.
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- 284 Unlimited Save Point: Purely for Her 回档无限:为她纯洁一身 Fan Zhenjue accidentally transmigrates into the game Sin World. To get home, he must protect the game's heroine from various acts of humiliation and help her become the strongest. At first glance, the game's mechanics make this seem like a tall order. But then he discovers that he has a golden finger of his own: the ability to “reload”! With the divine power to reload, this should be easy, right? Early on: “Mu Qianqian, if nothing else works, try smearing a little mud on your face.” Later: “Sis 19.5kReads9.1Score2kShelves
- 285 Blondie Transmigrates Into a Book, and Even a Top Student Can Throw Their Weight Around 黄毛穿书,学霸也是霸 [Lighthearted daily life + healing + multiple heroines + transmigration into a book] Zhang Chen was an ordinary student who had topped the college entrance exam rankings for years. After growing tired of taking countless exams, he decided that a life where everything went smoothly was far too dull, so he resolved to take it easy and enjoy his school days! Gaming all night, sleeping in class, staying up late to watch videos! He’d enjoy all the things he’d never gotten to enjoy before! But on 46.7kReads8.9Score5.4kShelves
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Hundredfold Returns: My Deadbeat System Can Lie Flat 百倍返还:我的冤种系统能躺平
My new work is out! You’re welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support is what keeps me writing, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well!
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Slap Me, and the Whole World Takes the Same Damage 打我一巴掌全世界都受到同等伤害
A million-character novel [fresh premise + comedy + high martial arts + whenever the protagonist gets hurt, the whole world takes ten times the damage + buffs, diarrhea, and when all things revive, pain and pleasure are also shared with everyone tenfold + what do you do when people from another world are too strong? Hit yourself. Come on, let's hurt each other! Stop chasing me! If you keep it up, I'll start pleasuring myself.]
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The Mischievous Little One Knows How to Charm, but His CEO Dad Has No Answer 调皮小崽会撒娇,霸总老爹真没招
Sharp-tongued, rebellious young heir VS seemingly pure and innocent sweetheart who’s actually a verbal powerhouse Wealthy families + equally matched leads who are both pure + super sweet with no angst + happy ending + raising a child + everyone’s favorite + slight ensemble cast + multiple couples + light suspense + lighthearted comedy Everyone knows Fang Yichen, the eldest son of the richest family, is an unparalleled business genius and a larger-than-life character. At seventeen, he multiplied
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I’m Just Slacking Off, Who Accused Me of Usurping the Throne? 我一摸鱼的,谁污蔑我摄政?
[Lighthearted comedy] + [alternate history] + [one heroine] + [nearly invincible] My name is Ling Chen, and I'm in ancient times. To obtain citizenship in the Great Zhou dynasty, I was forced to volunteer for the Vanguard Battalion and go chop people up on the battlefield. By a twist of fate, I rescued an old geezer from the enemy. It was the best investment I ever made. I thought I had latched onto a powerful patron. But... Why am I the MVP when the results screen comes up? That's when I final
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I Am Uncontainable 我,无法收容
[Lighthearted] [Everyday life] [Managing containment facilities] (Peaked at 600,000 active readers and has updated steadily for over a year.) The sun burned beneath the deep sea, while roots spread across the sky. Gears grew from people’s bodies, and upside-down cities fell like meteorites. Fang Jiu once thought that these things, which existed only in fantasy, had nothing to do with an ordinary man like him. That was until his head was chopped off one night... (The pace is slower from the start
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I'm a Bag of Chips, and Today I Got Squeezed into Picasso 我,薯片袋,今天被捏成毕加索
I, a Bag of Chips, Got Squeezed into a Picasso Today! A supermarket fever dream × an office worker's wicked guide to revenge After a bag of chips gets crushed, it reincarnates as 999 different things, all to mess with the supermarket manager! [The Comedy Highlights] When supermarket products awaken: ✔️ Shopping carts: Turn left as a group and crash into the promotional display ✔️ Price tags: Label expired luncheon meat as “alien military rations” ✔️ Toilet paper: When the manager has diarrhea,
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Whispers of a Lost Priest 失落牧师的呢喃
[Defying the Heavens] [Bad Jokes] [Anime and Voice-Actor References] [Japanese-Style Western Fantasy] [Cross-Dressing Adventurer] “Your soul has lost its voice.” “Your younger sister is still alive.” “You are a hero from another world.” “You need redemption.” “You’re insane.” …God said that Lu Ai’s deceased younger sister was there. This is a story about finding family, a story about a healing mage in another world, and a story about a deranged hero rising to the top.
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I Toppled My Evil Boss from the Start, and the Truth-Telling System Made Me Go Wild 开局掀翻黑心老板真话系统逼我浪
Under pressure from the System, Xu Xiaodao exposes all the ways his boss, Zhang Facai, exploits his employees at the company annual meeting, angering him into a faint. Xu Xiaodao is fired as well. After losing his job, Xu Xiaodao still has to pay the medical bills for his father's fall injury and cover the rent. He then happens to meet Lin Miaomiao and her group, who are disguised as delinquent girls. He also exploits logical paradoxes in the System to find bugs, triggering a string of hilariou
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Online Game: I'm the Only One Who Can See Hidden Information 网游:只有我能看到隐藏信息
[Comedy + Memes + Playing It Safe + Old-School Passion + SSS-Rank Talent = ???] Ye Bai awakens an SSS-rank talent, bears the name Asura, embarks on the path to invincibility, and forges himself into the strongest of all! (Crossed out) This is a funny story about a group of people saving the world. Nightmare: “Tell me, do you have nightmares?” Wuhen: “You’re so cocky. Did you ask my sword first?” Xiaoyao: “How boring.” Asura: “In a century filled with great figures, only Nightmare, Wuhen, X
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Siheyuan: I Wield My Brush and Stir Up the Storm 四合院:执笔搅风云
Reborn in 1952, Wang Ping'an transmigrates to Courtyard No. 95 on Nanluoguxiang. Alone in the world, he seems like a timid, easily bullied orphan to his neighbors. He makes a living writing articles and stories, often drawing on the people and events in the courtyard for inspiration. Anyone who deliberately gives him a hard time or schemes against him ends up as a villain in one of his stories, and the rumors soon spread throughout the entire compound. Everyone assumes he is a helpless writer,
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- 296 I Told You to Cultivate Immortality, Not Wreak Havoc in the Cultivation World! 让你修仙,没让你祸害修仙界啊! [Comedy][Sneaky Schemer][Lighthearted][Absurd][Gets Better the Further You Read] [This book focuses on comedy and fun. The pace is somewhat slow, so please do not read it if that bothers you.] Year 17,863 of the Cultivation Calendar When Emperor Qin Yu became an immortal and ascended, powerful figures from every realm came to see him off. Firecrackers exploded, and everyone had tears in their eyes as they murmured their farewells. Sect Elder: “He's leaving. This scourge is finally leaving. We ca 171.3kReads9.1Score23.8kShelves
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My Scrap Recycling System: It Turns Out to Be a Mouth 我的废品回收系统:竟然是一张嘴
[Comedy + Dumpster Diving + Everyday Life + System + Urban + Wild Imagination + Realistic + Hilarious + Tycoon + Scrap Collecting + Recycling + Getting Rich + Multiple Heroines] Everyone else's Systems are lifeless, but my System, Li Ran's, is alive: a pair of bright red lips. Ever since she came into my life, things have gradually started getting better. Comedy, a System, everyday life, dumpster diving, and meeting all sorts of women: that's Li Ran's daily life. I'm a handsome 32-year-old guy w
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All My Disciples Are Normal People 我的弟子们都是正常人
My disciples are all normal people.
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- 299 EN Who Taught Him to Cultivate Like This? 谁教他这么修仙的? [Blue Star, evil cultivators, no harem, invincible protagonist, comedy, goofball humor, transmigration. If that bothers you, don't read.] [An established author’s new book, backed by twenty million characters of experience. I like setting up plot threads, so if something seems unreasonable, give it a few chapters.] A new disciple who had just joined the sect rushed in, panicking: “Master, this is terrible! Big Brother robbed someone!” “Don’t make such a fuss. Your senior brother is securing bene 94.1kReads8.8Score8.7kShelves
- 300 Slam Dunk: The Great Emperor Tsunoda 灌篮高手之角田大帝 If you don't read to the end, you'll never know what this book is about! It's definitely not just a story about leveling up with a System! [Comedy + Slam Dunk + Daily Life + School Life + City Life + Face-Slapping + Plot Twists + Romance + Transmigration + Rebirth + Weak System + Food + Suspense + Fan Fiction + Sports] These are the amusing exploits of the Great Emperor Kakuta. A comedic slice-of-life story disguised as Slam Dunk. In the Slam Dunk anime, Shohoku High School's basketball team has 921Reads8.1Score—Shelves

















































